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"Fruit scone with strawberry jam and clotted cream, yummy x
Agree. That's the best way to have them.
Cream first then jam"
You’re a wrong ‘un!
Jam THEN thick clotted cream. That’s the PROPER (Cornish!) way, none of this Devonian “cream first” bobbins!!  |
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"Fruit scone with strawberry jam and clotted cream, yummy x
Agree. That's the best way to have them.
Cream first then jam"
Noooooooo!!! You gotta have the melting butter first... Then the jam... Then the chilled cream on top... Otherwise everything slides off  |
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"Fruit scone with strawberry jam and clotted cream, yummy x
Agree. That's the best way to have them.
Cream first then jam
You’re a wrong ‘un!
Jam THEN thick clotted cream. That’s the PROPER (Cornish!) way, none of this Devonian “cream first” bobbins!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think more to the point...
Are you a Sc-on person
Or
Sc-own"
Ah the old is it pronounced ‘scone’ or ‘scone’ debate.
Me? I pronounce it ‘scone’. As it should be. |
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"Raspberry jam please, not getting drawn into cream or jam first politics. However is requesting coffee rather than tea controversial??  "
Ooooo... Highly controversial!! Suggest drinking it from a China teacup with pinkie finger extended so you don't spook the natives!  |
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"Lavender... on my bed.
Lavender you say? I've had a geranium sponge... But lavender on scones seems unusual 
I squirt lavender on my bed. I never squirt cream.
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Ah I see... Taking high tea in bed.... Watch out for crumbs! |
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"I think more to the point...
Are you a Sc-on person
Or
Sc-own
Ah the old is it pronounced ‘scone’ or ‘scone’ debate.
Me? I pronounce it ‘scone’. As it should be."
Always a good call in my book... Or should that be book? |
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Strawberry jam first and a small amount of clotted cream 
Now Swing has made an observation regarding the serving of scones up north. We seem to serve them as part of afternoon tea with jam and cream already on them. That isn’t something that happens EVERYWHERE because I’ve sampled a few afternoon teas. Does it only occur up north?  |
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"Yum! Shared a scone with jam and clotted cream at the weekend in a palace.
True fact!
P x "
Shared? You shared a scone?? Are you mad???? Scones are to be devoured greedily with much slapping away of hands |
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"Strawberry jam first and a small amount of clotted cream
Now Swing has made an observation regarding the serving of scones up north. We seem to serve them as part of afternoon tea with jam and cream already on them. That isn’t something that happens EVERYWHERE because I’ve sampled a few afternoon teas. Does it only occur up north? "
Interesting question...
Over here they're served whole, warm, with butter, cream and jam on the side... You cut and build your own how you like it
Looking forward to seeing how its done elsewhere.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yum! Shared a scone with jam and clotted cream at the weekend in a palace.
True fact!
P x
Shared? You shared a scone?? Are you mad???? Scones are to be devoured greedily with much slapping away of hands "
I was feeling generous
Plus I've a few pounds to lose
P x |
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"Yum! Shared a scone with jam and clotted cream at the weekend in a palace.
True fact!
P x
Shared? You shared a scone?? Are you mad???? Scones are to be devoured greedily with much slapping away of hands
I was feeling generous
Plus I've a few pounds to lose
P x "
You're a better woman than I |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"....or do you prefer fresh cream with your scones?
For me its butter, raspberry jam and a dollop of fresh cream 
How do you like yours?
Surely clotted cream? "
Therefore not squirtable.
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"....or do you prefer fresh cream with your scones?
For me its butter, raspberry jam and a dollop of fresh cream
How do you like yours?
Surely clotted cream? "
Clotted cream is a UK phenomenon... Over here we whip fresh cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....or do you prefer fresh cream with your scones?
For me its butter, raspberry jam and a dollop of fresh cream
How do you like yours?
Surely clotted cream?
Clotted cream is a UK phenomenon... Over here we whip fresh cream "
A scone with squirty or whipped cream!?
I’d send it back!! Do they not KNOW who I am!? That’s just Wrong (with a capital W!) |
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"....or do you prefer fresh cream with your scones?
For me its butter, raspberry jam and a dollop of fresh cream
How do you like yours?
Surely clotted cream?
Clotted cream is a UK phenomenon... Over here we whip fresh cream
A scone with squirty or whipped cream!?
I’d send it back!! Do they not KNOW who I am!? That’s just Wrong (with a capital W!)"
so we shouldn't expect you for tea this side of the channel anytime soon then???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....or do you prefer fresh cream with your scones?
For me its butter, raspberry jam and a dollop of fresh cream
How do you like yours?
Surely clotted cream?
Clotted cream is a UK phenomenon... Over here we whip fresh cream
A scone with squirty or whipped cream!?
I’d send it back!! Do they not KNOW who I am!? That’s just Wrong (with a capital W!)
so we shouldn't expect you for tea this side of the channel anytime soon then??? "
Well let’s not be TOO hasty now .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fruit scone with strawberry jam and clotted cream, yummy x
Butter too?
No butter x
 I like the hint of saltiness butter gives it "
Butter is poison and you will die. The only thing worse and more poisonous are custard creams |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clotted, whipped, double, sour, creme fresh....mmmmm cream "
Sorry...totally ignored the question...scones make my jaw ache...I can only manage half of one...but for me it's Clotted cream and strawberry jam..fresh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....or do you prefer fresh cream with your scones?
For me its butter, raspberry jam and a dollop of fresh cream
How do you like yours? "
As above. It's the law!! |
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Bit of advice to those who do squirt, give the tip a thorough rinse before you pop it away. That way when you whip it out again to have another squirt later on, nobody will be all like ‘Urghh, it’s got mould on it’.
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"....or do you prefer fresh cream with your scones?
For me its butter, raspberry jam and a dollop of fresh cream
How do you like yours?
Surely clotted cream?
Clotted cream is a UK phenomenon... Over here we whip fresh cream
A scone with squirty or whipped cream!?
I’d send it back!! Do they not KNOW who I am!? That’s just Wrong (with a capital W!)
so we shouldn't expect you for tea this side of the channel anytime soon then???
Well that would be tasty now .. "
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"Fruit scone with strawberry jam and clotted cream, yummy x
Butter too?
No butter x
I like the hint of saltiness butter gives it
Butter is poison and you will die. The only thing worse and more poisonous are custard creams "
Well damnnnnnn.... Sounds like I'm gonna die happy |
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"Clotted, whipped, double, sour, creme fresh....mmmmm cream
Sorry...totally ignored the question...scones make my jaw ache...I can only manage half of one...but for me it's Clotted cream and strawberry jam..fresh! "
Aching jaws??? What the hell are you all putting in your scones over there??? |
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"....or do you prefer fresh cream with your scones?
For me its butter, raspberry jam and a dollop of fresh cream
How do you like yours?
As above. It's the law!! "
See... I knew there was a reason why I liked you!! |
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"Bit of advice to those who do squirt, give the tip a thorough rinse before you pop it away. That way when you whip it out again to have another squirt later on, nobody will be all like ‘Urghh, it’s got mould on it’.
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Wise words.. I defer to your superior knowledge on the subject... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....or do you prefer fresh cream with your scones?
For me its butter, raspberry jam and a dollop of fresh cream
How do you like yours?
As above. It's the law!!
See... I knew there was a reason why I liked you!! "
Impeccable taste, clearly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You could try a posh version of pie face with scooonez n cream?
Pie face? I'm unaware of this phenomenon... "
Whaaaat the 2nd best game after naked Twister! Pie face must have been experienced?? |
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"....or do you prefer fresh cream with your scones?
For me its butter, raspberry jam and a dollop of fresh cream
How do you like yours?
As above. It's the law!!
See... I knew there was a reason why I liked you!!
Impeccable taste, clearly "
It has been said... |
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"You could try a posh version of pie face with scooonez n cream?
Pie face? I'm unaware of this phenomenon...
Whaaaat the 2nd best game after naked Twister! Pie face must have been experienced?? "
Obviously not... Or not by that name at least lol. Perhaps a cultural thing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....or do you prefer fresh cream with your scones?
For me its butter, raspberry jam and a dollop of fresh cream
How do you like yours?
As above. It's the law!!
See... I knew there was a reason why I liked you!!
Impeccable taste, clearly
It has been said... "
It's a curse ain't it?! |
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"Like a fire hydrant...wait.
No jammy scones for me.
I'll have a cheese scone with butter and chilli jam "
I'm still waiting for someone to supply me with a cheese scone recipe! We don't have those over here... |
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"....or do you prefer fresh cream with your scones?
For me its butter, raspberry jam and a dollop of fresh cream
How do you like yours?
As above. It's the law!!
See... I knew there was a reason why I liked you!!
Impeccable taste, clearly
It has been said...
It's a curse ain't it?! "
Dreadful really... |
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"Like a fire hydrant...wait.
No jammy scones for me.
I'll have a cheese scone with butter and chilli jam
I'm still waiting for someone to supply me with a cheese scone recipe! We don't have those over here... "
I will send one |
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"Like a fire hydrant...wait.
No jammy scones for me.
I'll have a cheese scone with butter and chilli jam
I'm still waiting for someone to supply me with a cheese scone recipe! We don't have those over here...
I will send one "
Thank you!!! I promise to try it out and let you know how they turn out |
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