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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm starting a Tribe on a Polynesian island, fed up of this pissing rain and cold.

Obviously I'm the Chief as it's my idea.

Who is coming with me? There's lots of jobs that need doing if we're going to survive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sign me up my man. What are the job options

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes. Count me in. As for work I’m happy to put my hand to anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sign me up my man. What are the job options "

What were you in the Army? I'm thinking head of security or my Head Bannerman. Just incase some other islanders need killing like bitches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can take care of the trap setting should we require rabbits and the like to eat....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes. Count me in. As for work I’m happy to put my hand to anything"

What would you like to do if you were given the choice.. first come first serve.. unless I see something in someone's profile that makes me decide otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can take care of the trap setting should we require rabbits and the like to eat....

Good.. we'll need hunters.. you're in my friend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to help with population buildino.

I know, until we're established we won't want to start introducing the next geberation. I'll just practice at first

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Sign me up my man. What are the job options "

Aw! You two have a proper bromance going on don’t you?

Can I watch?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'm starting a Tribe on a Polynesian island, fed up of this pissing rain and cold.

Obviously I'm the Chief as it's my idea.

Who is coming with me? There's lots of jobs that need doing if we're going to survive."

Soux chef

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd like to help with population buildino.

I know, until we're established we won't want to start introducing the next geberation. I'll just practice at first

You want to be a Breeder?

Erm.. Alright then

Just waiting on an influx of willing volunteers.. any.. second.. now..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sign me up my man. What are the job options

Aw! You two have a proper bromance going on don’t you?

Can I watch?

Lol.. Sometimes you just click.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm starting a Tribe on a Polynesian island, fed up of this pissing rain and cold.

Obviously I'm the Chief as it's my idea.

Who is coming with me? There's lots of jobs that need doing if we're going to survive.

Soux chef "

Not the full Chef? Ok.. but you'll have to fill in till the Head Chef arrives

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sign me up my man. What are the job options

Aw! You two have a proper bromance going on don’t you?

Can I watch?

You need a job here if you want to watch

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By *estofbothCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

We’ll come if that’s ok?

Can bring a load of drinks and a stereo to set up the bar. F is good on a pole so we’ll bring one of those and happy to throw a karaoke machine in as well for the rap battle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there room for us

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'm starting a Tribe on a Polynesian island, fed up of this pissing rain and cold.

Obviously I'm the Chief as it's my idea.

Who is coming with me? There's lots of jobs that need doing if we're going to survive.

Soux chef

Not the full Chef? Ok.. but you'll have to fill in till the Head Chef arrives

That's what I do best, preparing food and puddings and cakes are my thing.

Any way thought you were head chef

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We’ll come if that’s ok?

Can bring a load of drinks and a stereo to set up the bar. F is good on a pole so we’ll bring one of those and happy to throw a karaoke machine in as well for the rap battle.

You're in charge of the Tiki Bar.. no questions asked

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there room for us

Hell yes.. what jobs do you want?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for us

Hell yes.. what jobs do you want?"

We’ll install and test the showers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm starting a Tribe on a Polynesian island, fed up of this pissing rain and cold.

Obviously I'm the Chief as it's my idea.

Who is coming with me? There's lots of jobs that need doing if we're going to survive.

Soux chef

Not the full Chef? Ok.. but you'll have to fill in till the Head Chef arrives

That's what I do best, preparing food and puddings and cakes are my thing.

Any way thought you were head chef"

Not head chef

Head Chief.. big difference

You wouldn't like my cooking, trust me. Not unless you want burnt fish or burnt rabbit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I apply for the top position in HR or Health and Safety

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes yes yes and bloody yes again!!

Travelled up and down the country freezing my poor little pecker off today getting snowed on, rained on and blown about (not in a good way!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there room for us

Hell yes.. what jobs do you want?

We’ll install and test the showers

Plumbers.. you do realise that may entail keeping an eye on the sanitation too?

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By *estofbothCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

BOB tiki bar officially open.

What’s our tribe called chief?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for us

Hell yes.. what jobs do you want?

We’ll install and test the showers

Plumbers.. you do realise that may entail keeping an eye on the sanitation too?"

That’ll be the hubby

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I apply for the top position in HR or Health and Safety "

Sorry Phil.. I've got a woman in mind for that job.. actually no.. fuck it.. have it.. just don't get OCD about it ok lol.. the woman can be head mermaid.

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By *ibertine_mindsCouple over a year ago

Staffs/ Derbys/ Peak District

40 years in the water industry, I’ll offer my services as watersports event manager . . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"BOB tiki bar officially open.

What’s our tribe called chief? "

Hmmmm good question.. I may be Chief.. but I like a little political freedom.. Shout out your ideas..

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'm starting a Tribe on a Polynesian island, fed up of this pissing rain and cold.

Obviously I'm the Chief as it's my idea.

Who is coming with me? There's lots of jobs that need doing if we're going to survive.

Soux chef

Not the full Chef? Ok.. but you'll have to fill in till the Head Chef arrives

That's what I do best, preparing food and puddings and cakes are my thing.

Any way thought you were head chef

Not head chef

Head Chief.. big difference

You wouldn't like my cooking, trust me. Not unless you want burnt fish or burnt rabbit?"

My dyslexia kicking in there.

I'm waiting for seeside to volunteer for head chef then

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By *estofbothCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

"Can I apply for the top position in HR or Health and Safety

Sorry Phil.. I've got a woman in mind for that job.. actually no.. fuck it.. have it.. just don't get OCD about it ok lol.. the woman can be head mermaid."

Can we put in a request for no HR, no health and safety and no unions. They’ll just make the tiki bar a pain in the ass to run

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

I'm in. I'n not so good with the practical skills though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"40 years in the water industry, I’ll offer my services as watersports event manager . . .

I guess this IS a Fab Tribe after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in. I'n not so good with the practical skills though? "

I put you down as Tribe Mermaid already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be Nigella. I can make masterpieces from the basic

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Im in. Physical job would be good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm starting a Tribe on a Polynesian island, fed up of this pissing rain and cold.

Obviously I'm the Chief as it's my idea.

Who is coming with me? There's lots of jobs that need doing if we're going to survive.

Soux chef

Not the full Chef? Ok.. but you'll have to fill in till the Head Chef arrives

That's what I do best, preparing food and puddings and cakes are my thing.

Any way thought you were head chef

Not head chef

Head Chief.. big difference

You wouldn't like my cooking, trust me. Not unless you want burnt fish or burnt rabbit?

My dyslexia kicking in there.

I'm waiting for seeside to volunteer for head chef then "

No way! He'll start thinking he's in charge of the Tribe

He's in already.. I'm taking him if he doesn't want to come of his own free will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I apply for the top position in HR or Health and Safety

Sorry Phil.. I've got a woman in mind for that job.. actually no.. fuck it.. have it.. just don't get OCD about it ok lol.. the woman can be head mermaid.

Can we put in a request for no HR, no health and safety and no unions. They’ll just make the tiki bar a pain in the ass to run "

No HR in the bar.. done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll be Nigella. I can make masterpieces from the basic

Head chef is free if you want it? we have a Soux chef to help you already

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im in. Physical job would be good

Judging by your profile you'd make a strong hunter or fisherwoman?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll be Nigella. I can make masterpieces from the basic

Head chef is free if you want it? we have a Soux chef to help you already"

Don't want to step on anyone's toes... but yeah...I can do that

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By *ibertine_mindsCouple over a year ago

Staffs/ Derbys/ Peak District

"40 years in the water industry, I’ll offer my services as watersports event manager . . .

I guess this IS a Fab Tribe after all

Ok, more serious offer and ‘watersports’ not one of our kinks. I’ll volunteer to be a full-time lookout. I can set myself up at the highest point on the island and look out to the horizon during daylight hours. I’ll be looking for a few female volunteers to come up and keep me company from to time . . .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any outstanding roles i will gladly chuck my hat in the ring

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"40 years in the water industry, I’ll offer my services as watersports event manager . . .

I guess this IS a Fab Tribe after all

Accepted.. keep an eye out for Fabbers.. but send message to Oreo if you see any cannibals on the horizon

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"I'm in. I'n not so good with the practical skills though?

I put you down as Tribe Mermaid already

What exactly does that entail? Got to check the job description.

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By *ibertine_mindsCouple over a year ago

Staffs/ Derbys/ Peak District

"40 years in the water industry, I’ll offer my services as watersports event manager . . .

I guess this IS a Fab Tribe after all

Accepted.. keep an eye out for Fabbers.. but send message to Oreo if you see any cannibals on the horizon"

Will do.

Velvet said she’d offer her services to help all the males keep their ‘pecker up’ . . .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I apply for the top position in HR or Health and Safety

Sorry Phil.. I've got a woman in mind for that job.. actually no.. fuck it.. have it.. just don't get OCD about it ok lol.. the woman can be head mermaid.

Can we put in a request for no HR, no health and safety and no unions. They’ll just make the tiki bar a pain in the ass to run "

I beg your pardon that’s victimisation I am calling a strike

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Im in. Physical job would be good

Judging by your profile you'd make a strong hunter or fisherwoman?"

I'll be part of the fishing team.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in. I'n not so good with the practical skills though?

I put you down as Tribe Mermaid already

What exactly does that entail? Got to check the job description. "

Sit on your rock being free and attractive till the Chief needs an Adventure under the sea.. to escape the demanding Tribe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I apply for the top position in HR or Health and Safety

Sorry Phil.. I've got a woman in mind for that job.. actually no.. fuck it.. have it.. just don't get OCD about it ok lol.. the woman can be head mermaid.

Can we put in a request for no HR, no health and safety and no unions. They’ll just make the tiki bar a pain in the ass to run

I beg your pardon that’s victimisation I am calling a strike "

You're on Rocky ground Phil.. I'm sure the Head Hunters will be happy to have you over on the other island?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im in. Physical job would be good

Judging by your profile you'd make a strong hunter or fisherwoman?

I'll be part of the fishing team.

You are the fishing team right now

The mermaid and I can give you a hand though.. I'm not a bad swimmer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in

Judging by your threads I'm considering you our morale man if you'd like the role?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a sycophantic adjutant and generally ear whisper position going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in

Judging by your threads I'm considering you our morale man if you'd like the role?"

Your welcome to try your hands at something else though if you like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in

Judging by your threads I'm considering you our morale man if you'd like the role?

Your welcome to try your hands at something else though if you like?"

*You're

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give me a job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Judging by your threads I'm considering you our morale man if you'd like the role?

Your welcome to try your hands at something else though if you like?"
no that’s cool with me

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"I'm in. I'n not so good with the practical skills though?

I put you down as Tribe Mermaid already

What exactly does that entail? Got to check the job description.

Sit on your rock being free and attractive till the Chief needs an Adventure under the sea.. to escape the demanding Tribe

Sounds achievable. I'll act as an early warning system too if you like. It's highly likely that that ship contains pirates, that kind of thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there a sycophantic adjutant and generally ear whisper position going?

You can be my left hand man.. hang on.. what did you say they said about me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Give me a job "

The wise woman of the Tribe.. usually reserved for village elders.. but I know you'd be good at it.. You can also advise the Chief when he needs help.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Exotic island?? Count me in....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in. I'n not so good with the practical skills though?

I put you down as Tribe Mermaid already

What exactly does that entail? Got to check the job description.

Sit on your rock being free and attractive till the Chief needs an Adventure under the sea.. to escape the demanding Tribe

Sounds achievable. I'll act as an early warning system too if you like. It's highly likely that that ship contains pirates, that kind of thing. "

I like it.. Mermaid/Naval Intelligence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give me a job

The wise woman of the Tribe.. usually reserved for village elders.. but I know you'd be good at it.. You can also advise the Chief when he needs help."

Help with what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Exotic island?? Count me in....

You're also on the side council with Falling from Grace

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Exotic island?? Count me in....

You're also on the side council with Falling from Grace"

*wise council

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Give me a job

The wise woman of the Tribe.. usually reserved for village elders.. but I know you'd be good at it.. You can also advise the Chief when he needs help.

Help with what? "

Help when I don't know what the fuck I'm doing! I can't look after this lot on my own.. You're cleverer than me!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Exotic island?? Count me in....

You're also on the side council with Falling from Grace

*wise council"

Side-wise council???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give me a job

The wise woman of the Tribe.. usually reserved for village elders.. but I know you'd be good at it.. You can also advise the Chief when he needs help.

Help with what?

Help when I don't know what the fuck I'm doing! I can't look after this lot on my own.. You're cleverer than me!"

This is true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I apply for the top position in HR or Health and Safety

Sorry Phil.. I've got a woman in mind for that job.. actually no.. fuck it.. have it.. just don't get OCD about it ok lol.. the woman can be head mermaid.

Can we put in a request for no HR, no health and safety and no unions. They’ll just make the tiki bar a pain in the ass to run

I beg your pardon that’s victimisation I am calling a strike

You're on Rocky ground Phil.. I'm sure the Head Hunters will be happy to have you over on the other island?"

Well head hunters must be HR folks like what I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Give me a job

The wise woman of the Tribe.. usually reserved for village elders.. but I know you'd be good at it.. You can also advise the Chief when he needs help.

Help with what?

Help when I don't know what the fuck I'm doing! I can't look after this lot on my own.. You're cleverer than me!

This is true "

See I delegate well.. I'm not going to trust my own advice though.. I need men and women with bigger brains to figure out the tough stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give me a job

The wise woman of the Tribe.. usually reserved for village elders.. but I know you'd be good at it.. You can also advise the Chief when he needs help.

Help with what?

Help when I don't know what the fuck I'm doing! I can't look after this lot on my own.. You're cleverer than me!

This is true

See I delegate well.. I'm not going to trust my own advice though.. I need men and women with bigger brains to figure out the tough stuff"

That’s me, glad you remember

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What constitutional model would Island be governed by

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I apply for the top position in HR or Health and Safety

Sorry Phil.. I've got a woman in mind for that job.. actually no.. fuck it.. have it.. just don't get OCD about it ok lol.. the woman can be head mermaid.

Can we put in a request for no HR, no health and safety and no unions. They’ll just make the tiki bar a pain in the ass to run

I beg your pardon that’s victimisation I am calling a strike

You're on Rocky ground Phil.. I'm sure the Head Hunters will be happy to have you over on the other island?

Well head hunters must be HR folks like what I am"
Right that's it.. enough of your lip health and saftey boy.. off you go.. banished!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What constitutional model would Island be governed by"

Tribalism.. I'm the Boss.. I rely on my wise councils wisdom. They in turn listen to the Tribe.

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Im in. Physical job would be good

Judging by your profile you'd make a strong hunter or fisherwoman?

I'll be part of the fishing team.

You are the fishing team right now

The mermaid and I can give you a hand though.. I'm not a bad swimmer."

Well I can swim upto 2 miles thats it. We could be gone for days, weeks or months stuck in this boat with just us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im in. Physical job would be good

Judging by your profile you'd make a strong hunter or fisherwoman?

I'll be part of the fishing team.

You are the fishing team right now

The mermaid and I can give you a hand though.. I'm not a bad swimmer.

Well I can swim upto 2 miles thats it. We could be gone for days, weeks or months stuck in this boat with just us.

Good job I'm full of stupid little topics of conversation then. If I hadn't have read your profile I'd have tried to flirt.. but I doubt I'll have much joy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could I be minister of fun and entertainment

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im in. Physical job would be good

Judging by your profile you'd make a strong hunter or fisherwoman?

I'll be part of the fishing team.

You are the fishing team right now

The mermaid and I can give you a hand though.. I'm not a bad swimmer.

Well I can swim upto 2 miles thats it. We could be gone for days, weeks or months stuck in this boat with just us.

Good job I'm full of stupid little topics of conversation then. If I hadn't have read your profile I'd have tried to flirt.. but I doubt I'll have much joy

Mermaids not your type either.. so you may need to recruit some filthy fisherman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll be Nigella. I can make masterpieces from the basic

I'll be your sous chef

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

Oh I so want to be a mermaid, I think we will need bigger shells though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could I be minister of fun and entertainment

Yes.. but nothing involving the Tiki Bar I'm afraid.. that Hallowed ground that's already been claimed.. I trust the management team with my life, they battled me in rap and we finished without strife.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sign me up my man. What are the job options

What were you in the Army? I'm thinking head of security or my Head Bannerman. Just incase some other islanders need killing like bitches

Infantry. I'll need to recruit a militia and we'll need outposts. Currently recuirting fighting age males (16-32) and fiesty females

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What can I do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll be Nigella. I can make masterpieces from the basic

I'll be your sous chef

Sorry brain.. I have a sous chef.. I have been reserving a seat for you on the Council of the Wise though. It's had your name on it for ages.. come on sit down.. it's comfy.. I think you'll like it.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"Oh I so want to be a mermaid, I think we will need bigger shells though "

Oh! Join me! We'll have so much fun. Some serious responsibilities too, but we'll find a way to make those fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What can I do?

Lol.. Are you looking for a place in the militia now Tiger?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh I so want to be a mermaid, I think we will need bigger shells though "

Two mermaids?

Done!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a sycophantic adjutant and generally ear whisper position going?

You can be my left hand man.. hang on.. what did you say they said about me?"

You're the only person who could run this island.

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Im in. Physical job would be good

Judging by your profile you'd make a strong hunter or fisherwoman?

I'll be part of the fishing team.

You are the fishing team right now

The mermaid and I can give you a hand though.. I'm not a bad swimmer.

Well I can swim upto 2 miles thats it. We could be gone for days, weeks or months stuck in this boat with just us.

Good job I'm full of stupid little topics of conversation then. If I hadn't have read your profile I'd have tried to flirt.. but I doubt I'll have much joy

Mermaids not your type either.. so you may need to recruit some filthy fisherman

So were are all the hunters!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What can I do?

Lol.. Are you looking for a place in the militia now Tiger?"
ha ha can I help the ladies wash up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could I be minister of fun and entertainment

No problem I'll just need 2 assistants if you can spare any boss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sign me up my man. What are the job options

What were you in the Army? I'm thinking head of security or my Head Bannerman. Just incase some other islanders need killing like bitches

Infantry. I'll need to recruit a militia and we'll need outposts. Currently recuirting fighting age males (16-32) and fiesty females "

If you need any Sappers in your militia.. send them my way.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Ummm... This council gig?? Does it come with perks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there a sycophantic adjutant and generally ear whisper position going?

You can be my left hand man.. hang on.. what did you say they said about me?

You're the only person who could run this island.

Why don't I trust you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im in. Physical job would be good

Judging by your profile you'd make a strong hunter or fisherwoman?

I'll be part of the fishing team.

You are the fishing team right now

The mermaid and I can give you a hand though.. I'm not a bad swimmer.

Well I can swim upto 2 miles thats it. We could be gone for days, weeks or months stuck in this boat with just us.

Good job I'm full of stupid little topics of conversation then. If I hadn't have read your profile I'd have tried to flirt.. but I doubt I'll have much joy

Mermaids not your type either.. so you may need to recruit some filthy fisherman

So were are all the hunters!"

We've only got one so far.. he's up near the top.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could I be minister of fun and entertainment

No problem I'll just need 2 assistants if you can spare any boss

"
.

Everyone has a role right now Minister of fun.. you may try some open recruitment.. sell the jobs.. I like your style.. forthright.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ummm... This council gig?? Does it come with perks?

Well you're well respected by the entire Tribe for a start. Looked up to as a leader.. what more could you want?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Ummm... This council gig?? Does it come with perks?

Well you're well respected by the entire Tribe for a start. Looked up to as a leader.. what more could you want?"

Looked up to? Only if I stand on a rock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What can I do?

The washing up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ummm... This council gig?? Does it come with perks?

Well you're well respected by the entire Tribe for a start. Looked up to as a leader.. what more could you want?

Looked up to? Only if I stand on a rock!

Hey.. I'm Chief and I'm a mere 5ft7. It's not all about height you know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone is needed for beach game co-ordinator.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone is needed for beach game co-ordinator."

I'm not sure if that's covered by The Minister of Fun or not.. he may already have it sorted.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Ummm... This council gig?? Does it come with perks?

Well you're well respected by the entire Tribe for a start. Looked up to as a leader.. what more could you want?

Looked up to? Only if I stand on a rock!

Hey.. I'm Chief and I'm a mere 5ft7. It's not all about height you know. "

Hey... Not complaining... The taller ones will provide shade!! Plus from my vantage point its easier to look up grass skirts...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ummm... This council gig?? Does it come with perks?

Well you're well respected by the entire Tribe for a start. Looked up to as a leader.. what more could you want?

Looked up to? Only if I stand on a rock!

Hey.. I'm Chief and I'm a mere 5ft7. It's not all about height you know.

Hey... Not complaining... The taller ones will provide shade!! Plus from my vantage point its easier to look up grass skirts...

You read my mind. See this is why you're on the Council.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmmm sounds a bit tooo militaristic for me . I'll pass on looking for peace and love man

...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be the tribal idiot? That way I can get pissed regularly, behave like a right twat and get away with it, with a mere head shake for punishment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hmmmm sounds a bit tooo militaristic for me . I'll pass on looking for peace and love man

..."

Same as me. I'm ex Army but I've no desire to get all dictator like. Its all for one and one for all. You and I can smoke the peace pipe whilst Oreo handles war.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Ummm... This council gig?? Does it come with perks?

Well you're well respected by the entire Tribe for a start. Looked up to as a leader.. what more could you want?

Looked up to? Only if I stand on a rock!

Hey.. I'm Chief and I'm a mere 5ft7. It's not all about height you know.

Hey... Not complaining... The taller ones will provide shade!! Plus from my vantage point its easier to look up grass skirts...

You read my mind. See this is why you're on the Council. "

I did... Pure filth... I think I need to lei down...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

I'll start fires and skin animals, or people

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I be the tribal idiot? That way I can get pissed regularly, behave like a right twat and get away with it, with a mere head shake for punishment?

No.. you can be our Shaman my friend.. you get to do all of that and more. I'm not having you called the village idiot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll start fires and skin animals, or people "

Only if you promise to Battle Rap in the Tiki Bar every Friday night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What can I do?

The washing up

"
ha ha shall we go and find a stream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sign me up my man. What are the job options

What were you in the Army? I'm thinking head of security or my Head Bannerman. Just incase some other islanders need killing like bitches

Infantry. I'll need to recruit a militia and we'll need outposts. Currently recuirting fighting age males (16-32) and fiesty females

If you need any Sappers in your militia.. send them my way."

Always need them for when shit breaks that I can't fix haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be the tribal idiot? That way I can get pissed regularly, behave like a right twat and get away with it, with a mere head shake for punishment?

No.. you can be our Shaman my friend.. you get to do all of that and more. I'm not having you called the village idiot."

Even better. I can curse those I don't like

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sign me up my man. What are the job options

What were you in the Army? I'm thinking head of security or my Head Bannerman. Just incase some other islanders need killing like bitches

Infantry. I'll need to recruit a militia and we'll need outposts. Currently recuirting fighting age males (16-32) and fiesty females

If you need any Sappers in your militia.. send them my way.

Always need them for when shit breaks that I can't fix haha"

I was never a very good one. I'm more likely to teach you militia how to Rage Against The Machine

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

Think i can still remember how to sort out a deep trench latrine..

will need some fellow diggers and chippies..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I be the tribal idiot? That way I can get pissed regularly, behave like a right twat and get away with it, with a mere head shake for punishment?

No.. you can be our Shaman my friend.. you get to do all of that and more. I'm not having you called the village idiot.

Even better. I can curse those I don't like

You have to pretend to be a bit of a Healer though.. nothing serious. A bit of make believe.. keep the spirits up and at bay.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sign me up my man. What are the job options

What were you in the Army? I'm thinking head of security or my Head Bannerman. Just incase some other islanders need killing like bitches

Infantry. I'll need to recruit a militia and we'll need outposts. Currently recuirting fighting age males (16-32) and fiesty females

If you need any Sappers in your militia.. send them my way.

Always need them for when shit breaks that I can't fix haha

I was never a very good one. I'm more likely to teach you militia how to Rage Against The Machine

Killing in the name of is our war pump up jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Think i can still remember how to sort out a deep trench latrine..

will need some fellow diggers and chippies..

Ok.. you can be head of the Engineers then. They're needed "Everywhere"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sign me up my man. What are the job options

What were you in the Army? I'm thinking head of security or my Head Bannerman. Just incase some other islanders need killing like bitches

Infantry. I'll need to recruit a militia and we'll need outposts. Currently recuirting fighting age males (16-32) and fiesty females

If you need any Sappers in your militia.. send them my way.

Always need them for when shit breaks that I can't fix haha

I was never a very good one. I'm more likely to teach you militia how to Rage Against The Machine

Killing in the name of is our war pump up jam"

"Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!"

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'll be Nigella. I can make masterpieces from the basic

Head chef is free if you want it? we have a Soux chef to help you already

Don't want to step on anyone's toes... but yeah...I can do that"

You'd have to work closely with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be the tribal idiot? That way I can get pissed regularly, behave like a right twat and get away with it, with a mere head shake for punishment?

Think you fall into my department jobs yours if you want it

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Sign me up my man. What are the job options

Aw! You two have a proper bromance going on don’t you?

Can I watch?

Lol.. Sometimes you just click."

Well I’ll just sit in a corner and watch whilst you two ‘click’! Can’t promise I won’t join in though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone is needed for beach game co-ordinator."

I have a space here for that there's some great perks too

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Think i can still remember how to sort out a deep trench latrine..

will need some fellow diggers and chippies..

Ok.. you can be head of the Engineers then. They're needed "Everywhere""

indeed, since 1716..

shovel RE it is then..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sign me up my man. What are the job options

Aw! You two have a proper bromance going on don’t you?

Can I watch?

Lol.. Sometimes you just click.

Well I’ll just sit in a corner and watch whilst you two ‘click’! Can’t promise I won’t join in though!

There won't be anything to join unless you get it started

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Think i can still remember how to sort out a deep trench latrine..

will need some fellow diggers and chippies..

Ok.. you can be head of the Engineers then. They're needed "Everywhere"

indeed, since 1716..

shovel RE it is then..

I'm going to post a song in my poetry post especially for you.. I think you'll be able to guess what it'll be

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Think i can still remember how to sort out a deep trench latrine..

will need some fellow diggers and chippies..

Ok.. you can be head of the Engineers then. They're needed "Everywhere"

indeed, since 1716..

shovel RE it is then..

I'm going to post a song in my poetry post especially for you.. I think you'll be able to guess what it'll be"

Hurrah for the CRE?

not sure many of the old rugby club songs would be allowed on here..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Think i can still remember how to sort out a deep trench latrine..

will need some fellow diggers and chippies..

Ok.. you can be head of the Engineers then. They're needed "Everywhere"

indeed, since 1716..

shovel RE it is then..

I'm going to post a song in my poetry post especially for you.. I think you'll be able to guess what it'll be

Hurrah for the CRE?

not sure many of the old rugby club songs would be allowed on here..

Got it one lol.

I'm sure you could post up a song man. no matter how filthy the lyrics. Check the rules first though

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

can I be responsible for our mental health? you know, making sure everyone is happy and help some people with ... ehm. .. massages and other activities?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Think i can still remember how to sort out a deep trench latrine..

will need some fellow diggers and chippies..

Ok.. you can be head of the Engineers then. They're needed "Everywhere"

indeed, since 1716..

shovel RE it is then..

I'm going to post a song in my poetry post especially for you.. I think you'll be able to guess what it'll be

Hurrah for the CRE?

not sure many of the old rugby club songs would be allowed on here..

Got it one lol.

I'm sure you could post up a song man. no matter how filthy the lyrics. Check the rules first though

too long in the tooth to get caught out like that ..

again..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"can I be responsible for our mental health? you know, making sure everyone is happy and help some people with ... ehm. .. massages and other activities?

meditation too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"can I be responsible for our mental health? you know, making sure everyone is happy and help some people with ... ehm. .. massages and other activities?

Yes indeed you can.. I'm in desperate need of massaging

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"can I be responsible for our mental health? you know, making sure everyone is happy and help some people with ... ehm. .. massages and other activities?

meditation too?

would Jacobson's relaxation technique do?

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"can I be responsible for our mental health? you know, making sure everyone is happy and help some people with ... ehm. .. massages and other activities?

Yes indeed you can.. I'm in desperate need of massaging"

full body?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"can I be responsible for our mental health? you know, making sure everyone is happy and help some people with ... ehm. .. massages and other activities?

Yes indeed you can.. I'm in desperate need of massaging

full body?

Well at the moment it's my back and my shoulders- I'm in daily pain. I'm not going to say no to a full body though.

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"can I be responsible for our mental health? you know, making sure everyone is happy and help some people with ... ehm. .. massages and other activities?

Yes indeed you can.. I'm in desperate need of massaging

full body?

Well at the moment it's my back and my shoulders- I'm in daily pain. I'm not going to say no to a full body though.

come over, get naked and I'll see what I end up giving to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"can I be responsible for our mental health? you know, making sure everyone is happy and help some people with ... ehm. .. massages and other activities?

meditation too?

would Jacobson's relaxation technique do?

That.. tantric.. any kind of massage or relaxation technique.. I've never tried meditation.. but feel as if I come close when I'm painting my attempt at art on the walls of my flat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can grow stuff and build stuff. You have a use for me??

Oh and I'm quite entertaining too

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

*pops in to see if council is meeting...*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More mermaids ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I bring my staff?

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By *lceeWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Herbalist? Is anyone a herbalist? If not, I’ll be the hermit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can grow stuff and build stuff. You have a use for me??

Oh and I'm quite entertaining too

You're the first person who has offered to farm.. we're in dire need of that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"More mermaids ?

ALWAYS

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I bring my staff?

Depends on what you intend to use it for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Herbalist? Is anyone a herbalist? If not, I’ll be the hermit.

No Herbalists as of yet, welcome Elycee you just got the job. I'll think I'll end up the HERMIT at some point.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"can I be responsible for our mental health? you know, making sure everyone is happy and help some people with ... ehm. .. massages and other activities?

meditation too?

would Jacobson's relaxation technique do?

sounds like a plan..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am qualified in catering horticulture and engineering grew up on a farm and have lived that life already, would love to come and help out if you have some space left for a little one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am qualified in catering horticulture and engineering grew up on a farm and have lived that life already, would love to come and help out if you have some space left for a little one

A man of your multiple skill? Fuck yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I bring my staff?

Depends on what you intend to use it for?

I knew that would be misconstrued.

I meant my chef, cleaners, gardeners, dresser, shopper, etc. The butler is retiring soon so won’t be coming

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"I'll start fires and skin animals, or people

Only if you promise to Battle Rap in the Tiki Bar every Friday night."

Fine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am qualified in catering horticulture and engineering grew up on a farm and have lived that life already, would love to come and help out if you have some space left for a little one

A man of your multiple skill? Fuck yes."

Getting my tinderbox knife and seeds ready we can soon be living like kings and queens

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I bring my staff?

Depends on what you intend to use it for?

I knew that would be misconstrued.

I meant my chef, cleaners, gardeners, dresser, shopper, etc. The butler is retiring soon so won’t be coming

Aw Hell Naw! Not unless they're all Fabsters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I bring my staff?

Depends on what you intend to use it for?

I knew that would be misconstrued.

I meant my chef, cleaners, gardeners, dresser, shopper, etc. The butler is retiring soon so won’t be coming

Aw Hell Naw! Not unless they're all Fabsters"

They’re just staff. I need looking after when my day is complete.

By day I’m very skilled. I’m a qualified electrician, plumber and aircraft engineer.

I can plaster. Tile. Butcher wood.

I can build us all a home

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I bring my staff?

Depends on what you intend to use it for?

I knew that would be misconstrued.

I meant my chef, cleaners, gardeners, dresser, shopper, etc. The butler is retiring soon so won’t be coming

Aw Hell Naw! Not unless they're all Fabsters

They’re just staff. I need looking after when my day is complete.

By day I’m very skilled. I’m a qualified electrician, plumber and aircraft engineer.

I can plaster. Tile. Butcher wood.

I can build us all a home

Nope.. no staff.. nobody has staff here.. all for one and one for all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I bring my staff?

Depends on what you intend to use it for?

I knew that would be misconstrued.

I meant my chef, cleaners, gardeners, dresser, shopper, etc. The butler is retiring soon so won’t be coming

Aw Hell Naw! Not unless they're all Fabsters

They’re just staff. I need looking after when my day is complete.

By day I’m very skilled. I’m a qualified electrician, plumber and aircraft engineer.

I can plaster. Tile. Butcher wood.

I can build us all a home

Nope.. no staff.. nobody has staff here.. all for one and one for all."

Hmmm. I might have to just anchor off on the yacht.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be the resident doctor. I'll fix you when you're sick & treat your STI's. I'll have an endless supply of magic water and special pills for when you feign injury and try to pull a sickie.

I could also double up as fashion designer and weave a few leaves together to make nice skirts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm quite happy in the cold and snow up in the mountains at the mo thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I bring my staff?

Depends on what you intend to use it for?

I knew that would be misconstrued.

I meant my chef, cleaners, gardeners, dresser, shopper, etc. The butler is retiring soon so won’t be coming

Aw Hell Naw! Not unless they're all Fabsters

They’re just staff. I need looking after when my day is complete.

By day I’m very skilled. I’m a qualified electrician, plumber and aircraft engineer.

I can plaster. Tile. Butcher wood.

I can build us all a home

Nope.. no staff.. nobody has staff here.. all for one and one for all.

Hmmm. I might have to just anchor off on the yacht.

Ok that's fine.. but you're not allowed to sleep overnight on the island. Gone by 12 midnight and not allowed back till 8am.. deal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll be the resident doctor. I'll fix you when you're sick & treat your STI's. I'll have an endless supply of magic water and special pills for when you feign injury and try to pull a sickie.

I could also double up as fashion designer and weave a few leaves together to make nice skirts. "

Thank God! I thought we'd all die the second we got an infection. Would you mind checking us all out before we go. Tgat way STIs can be a thing of the past for outmr little island community

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I bring my staff?

Depends on what you intend to use it for?

I knew that would be misconstrued.

I meant my chef, cleaners, gardeners, dresser, shopper, etc. The butler is retiring soon so won’t be coming

Aw Hell Naw! Not unless they're all Fabsters

They’re just staff. I need looking after when my day is complete.

By day I’m very skilled. I’m a qualified electrician, plumber and aircraft engineer.

I can plaster. Tile. Butcher wood.

I can build us all a home

Nope.. no staff.. nobody has staff here.. all for one and one for all.

Hmmm. I might have to just anchor off on the yacht.

Ok that's fine.. but you're not allowed to sleep overnight on the island. Gone by 12 midnight and not allowed back till 8am.. deal?"

16 hrs a day with you lot?

Isolated and any sti’s eradicated?

Hmmmmm......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I bring my staff?

Depends on what you intend to use it for?

I knew that would be misconstrued.

I meant my chef, cleaners, gardeners, dresser, shopper, etc. The butler is retiring soon so won’t be coming

Aw Hell Naw! Not unless they're all Fabsters

They’re just staff. I need looking after when my day is complete.

By day I’m very skilled. I’m a qualified electrician, plumber and aircraft engineer.

I can plaster. Tile. Butcher wood.

I can build us all a home

Nope.. no staff.. nobody has staff here.. all for one and one for all.

Hmmm. I might have to just anchor off on the yacht.

Ok that's fine.. but you're not allowed to sleep overnight on the island. Gone by 12 midnight and not allowed back till 8am.. deal?

16 hrs a day with you lot?

Isolated and any sti’s eradicated?

Hmmmmm......

Done.. fuck it you can have sleepovers if you like, but only on FABulous Fridays. I can't guarantee the rest of tgevisland won't try to convert or subvert your staff though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I bring my staff?

Depends on what you intend to use it for?

I knew that would be misconstrued.

I meant my chef, cleaners, gardeners, dresser, shopper, etc. The butler is retiring soon so won’t be coming

Aw Hell Naw! Not unless they're all Fabsters

They’re just staff. I need looking after when my day is complete.

By day I’m very skilled. I’m a qualified electrician, plumber and aircraft engineer.

I can plaster. Tile. Butcher wood.

I can build us all a home

Nope.. no staff.. nobody has staff here.. all for one and one for all.

Hmmm. I might have to just anchor off on the yacht.

Ok that's fine.. but you're not allowed to sleep overnight on the island. Gone by 12 midnight and not allowed back till 8am.. deal?

16 hrs a day with you lot?

Isolated and any sti’s eradicated?

Hmmmmm......

Done.. fuck it you can have sleepovers if you like, but only on FABulous Fridays. I can't guarantee the rest of tgevisland won't try to convert or subvert your staff though

My staff are all channing Tatum and Shemar Moore lookalikes.. mine. All mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Room for me?

Only if you give me what I asked for last time we spoke. I'm missing a line somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I bring my staff?

Depends on what you intend to use it for?

I knew that would be misconstrued.

I meant my chef, cleaners, gardeners, dresser, shopper, etc. The butler is retiring soon so won’t be coming

Aw Hell Naw! Not unless they're all Fabsters

They’re just staff. I need looking after when my day is complete.

By day I’m very skilled. I’m a qualified electrician, plumber and aircraft engineer.

I can plaster. Tile. Butcher wood.

I can build us all a home

Nope.. no staff.. nobody has staff here.. all for one and one for all.

Hmmm. I might have to just anchor off on the yacht.

Ok that's fine.. but you're not allowed to sleep overnight on the island. Gone by 12 midnight and not allowed back till 8am.. deal?

16 hrs a day with you lot?

Isolated and any sti’s eradicated?

Hmmmmm......

Done.. fuck it you can have sleepovers if you like, but only on FABulous Fridays. I can't guarantee the rest of tgevisland won't try to convert or subvert your staff though

My staff are all channing Tatum and Shemar Moore lookalikes.. mine. All mine

Good luck keeping the Forum away from them then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Room for me?

Ok I'll make sure you have a job on this island in the sea,

But you must promise to serve me continuously,

You see being a chief on this islands a stress, Look at all these people they've left my head in a mess.

I need somebody to show some me some attention,

I'd like to pick you, even though you gave no verification

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I bring my staff?

Depends on what you intend to use it for?

I knew that would be misconstrued.

I meant my chef, cleaners, gardeners, dresser, shopper, etc. The butler is retiring soon so won’t be coming

Aw Hell Naw! Not unless they're all Fabsters

They’re just staff. I need looking after when my day is complete.

By day I’m very skilled. I’m a qualified electrician, plumber and aircraft engineer.

I can plaster. Tile. Butcher wood.

I can build us all a home

Nope.. no staff.. nobody has staff here.. all for one and one for all.

Hmmm. I might have to just anchor off on the yacht.

Ok that's fine.. but you're not allowed to sleep overnight on the island. Gone by 12 midnight and not allowed back till 8am.. deal?

16 hrs a day with you lot?

Isolated and any sti’s eradicated?

Hmmmmm......

Done.. fuck it you can have sleepovers if you like, but only on FABulous Fridays. I can't guarantee the rest of tgevisland won't try to convert or subvert your staff though

My staff are all channing Tatum and Shemar Moore lookalikes.. mine. All mine

Good luck keeping the Forum away from them then

They’ll stay locked in the yacht. My toys. Sorry. Staff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I bring my staff?

Depends on what you intend to use it for?

I knew that would be misconstrued.

I meant my chef, cleaners, gardeners, dresser, shopper, etc. The butler is retiring soon so won’t be coming

Aw Hell Naw! Not unless they're all Fabsters

They’re just staff. I need looking after when my day is complete.

By day I’m very skilled. I’m a qualified electrician, plumber and aircraft engineer.

I can plaster. Tile. Butcher wood.

I can build us all a home

Nope.. no staff.. nobody has staff here.. all for one and one for all.

Hmmm. I might have to just anchor off on the yacht.

Ok that's fine.. but you're not allowed to sleep overnight on the island. Gone by 12 midnight and not allowed back till 8am.. deal?

16 hrs a day with you lot?

Isolated and any sti’s eradicated?

Hmmmmm......

Done.. fuck it you can have sleepovers if you like, but only on FABulous Fridays. I can't guarantee the rest of tgevisland won't try to convert or subvert your staff though

My staff are all channing Tatum and Shemar Moore lookalikes.. mine. All mine

Good luck keeping the Forum away from them then

They’ll stay locked in the yacht. My toys. Sorry. Staff.

You're a cruel Mistress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I bring my staff?

Depends on what you intend to use it for?

I knew that would be misconstrued.

I meant my chef, cleaners, gardeners, dresser, shopper, etc. The butler is retiring soon so won’t be coming

Aw Hell Naw! Not unless they're all Fabsters

They’re just staff. I need looking after when my day is complete.

By day I’m very skilled. I’m a qualified electrician, plumber and aircraft engineer.

I can plaster. Tile. Butcher wood.

I can build us all a home

Nope.. no staff.. nobody has staff here.. all for one and one for all.

Hmmm. I might have to just anchor off on the yacht.

Ok that's fine.. but you're not allowed to sleep overnight on the island. Gone by 12 midnight and not allowed back till 8am.. deal?

16 hrs a day with you lot?

Isolated and any sti’s eradicated?

Hmmmmm......

Done.. fuck it you can have sleepovers if you like, but only on FABulous Fridays. I can't guarantee the rest of tgevisland won't try to convert or subvert your staff though

My staff are all channing Tatum and Shemar Moore lookalikes.. mine. All mine

Good luck keeping the Forum away from them then

They’ll stay locked in the yacht. My toys. Sorry. Staff.

You're a cruel Mistress

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

the

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleepy time. Night night people.

Time to snuggle up between my lookalikes

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mmmmm. Goodnight shemar.... oooo

what’s that between my cheeks? Oh channing. Mmmmm.

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