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over a year ago
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glad its not just me!.. this morning i made a cup of tea, poured the milk down the sink and put the mug of black tea in the fridge.. i wasnt expecting the loss of marbles to begin quite so soon.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got into my shower the other day still wearing my bra  "
I frequently get out of the shower only to find I have forgotten to rinse the shampoo out of my hair. 
Mr Boson |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"glad its not just me!.. this morning i made a cup of tea, poured the milk down the sink and put the mug of black tea in the fridge.. i wasnt expecting the loss of marbles to begin quite so soon.."
Ohhh dear hehe classic loved reading that! |
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over a year ago
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"I took the dinner plates away went back to wash them after kids were in bed and couldn't find them
I'd only gone and put them in the bathroom sink instead of the kitchen one "
Ok. You've lost it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My worst one has to be putting cocoa butter on my stomach when I was pregnant and then half an hour later sitting there smelling my hands and saying to my husband “why do my hands smell like chocolate, I haven’t eaten anything”
He had a great laugh at my baby brained expense |
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"My worst one has to be putting cocoa butter on my stomach when I was pregnant and then half an hour later sitting there smelling my hands and saying to my husband “why do my hands smell like chocolate, I haven’t eaten anything”
He had a great laugh at my baby brained expense "
Aaaaw that's cute! Bet baby loved the massage x |
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"I took the dinner plates away went back to wash them after kids were in bed and couldn't find them
I'd only gone and put them in the bathroom sink instead of the kitchen one
Ok. You've lost it "
Wish I'd bloody find it again
I'm always doing stupid shit like this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My worst one has to be putting cocoa butter on my stomach when I was pregnant and then half an hour later sitting there smelling my hands and saying to my husband “why do my hands smell like chocolate, I haven’t eaten anything”
He had a great laugh at my baby brained expense
Aaaaw that's cute! Bet baby loved the massage x "
Yep it always use to wake him up, especially if I lightly tapped my fingers, he would tap back |
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"I took the dinner plates away went back to wash them after kids were in bed and couldn't find them
I'd only gone and put them in the bathroom sink instead of the kitchen one
Ok. You've lost it
Wish I'd bloody find it again
I'm always doing stupid shit like this "
LOTS on your mind. Being present is becoming an art. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My worst one has to be putting cocoa butter on my stomach when I was pregnant and then half an hour later sitting there smelling my hands and saying to my husband “why do my hands smell like chocolate, I haven’t eaten anything”
He had a great laugh at my baby brained expense
Aaaaw that's cute! Bet baby loved the massage x
Yep it always use to wake him up, especially if I lightly tapped my fingers, he would tap back "
Ohhh my goodness that's even more super cute! Clever little dude  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I frequently get halfway home before I realise my car is still in the car park 
And how did you get half way home before you realised it?"
I live walking distance from work and often have to carry large files from home to work and back again. I normally realise when I put my hand in my pockets and realise my car keys are there... They are in the kitchen drawer when I'm not using them. |
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"I frequently get halfway home before I realise my car is still in the car park
And how did you get half way home before you realised it?
I live walking distance from work and often have to carry large files from home to work and back again. I normally realise when I put my hand in my pockets and realise my car keys are there... They are in the kitchen drawer when I'm not using them."
Aaaw that moment when you realise! |
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My mam still takes some beating though
Gores to shop with Mr a week after I was born comes back and this is how the conversion played out between her and my dad;
Dad: nice walk love?
Mum: yea was nice to get out
dad: did younger everything you need
Mum: yep bread milk and yourpack up stuff for work
dad: sure you've not forgotten anything
*checks bags*
Mum: no its all there
dad hmm so wheres our daughter?
Mum: holy fucking god I've left her outside the shop!
*drops backs and legs it out the door*
Alls well that ends well |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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I someone a put the cereal box in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard!!
I took put some clothes in the tumble dryer and when I took them out realised that I couldn't of switched the washing machine on as my son's football kit was still muddy! |
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"I frequently get halfway home before I realise my car is still in the car park
And how did you get half way home before you realised it?
I live walking distance from work and often have to carry large files from home to work and back again. I normally realise when I put my hand in my pockets and realise my car keys are there... They are in the kitchen drawer when I'm not using them.
Aaaw that moment when you realise!"
I made it all the way home last months |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I frequently get halfway home before I realise my car is still in the car park
And how did you get half way home before you realised it?
I live walking distance from work and often have to carry large files from home to work and back again. I normally realise when I put my hand in my pockets and realise my car keys are there... They are in the kitchen drawer when I'm not using them.
Aaaw that moment when you realise!
I made it all the way home last months "
Noooo that's way bad! You work far too much  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I someone a put the cereal box in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard!!
I took put some clothes in the tumble dryer and when I took them out realised that I couldn't of switched the washing machine on as my son's football kit was still muddy!"
Radical! So the dirty muddy clothes were dried hehe |
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I once drove into a shopping centre multi storey car park which had an extremely low roof at the exit which i knew my car did'nt fit under. Security had to close the car park while i came back out the entrance. |
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Done that a few times. 