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Admin Attention - Can I do this?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I fancy opening myself up to an online Battle Rap, only... By their very nature Battle Raps are derogatory and insulting. In reality those who partake have a healthy amount of respect for one another for having the nerve to give it a shot and open themselves up to a little ritual humiliation.

If I put up a disclaimer at the start, saying you reserve the right to wave Admin interferance by taking part.. Can we do it? Ppppppleeeaaase

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

Princess Peach and Piece of Cake did it quite successfully

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Princess Peach and Piece of Cake did it quite successfully

With swearing and insults? Profile attacks and Forum shaming all free from Admin interference? Provided you opt in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's only meant to be a bit of fun, I don't want to get banned over it.

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

Just post a thread asking for advice on your profile. The answers won’t rhyme but, from what I’ve seen, the insults usually start flying

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just post a thread asking for advice on your profile. The answers won’t rhyme but, from what I’ve seen, the insults usually start flying

Lmfao.. that's how you start a real fight lol.. I only want a pretend one.. with someone mature enough and thick skinned enough to take the personal comments too personally..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Do it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just post a thread asking for advice on your profile. The answers won’t rhyme but, from what I’ve seen, the insults usually start flying

Lmfao.. that's how you start a real fight lol.. I only want a pretend one.. with someone mature enough and thick skinned enough to take the personal comments too personally.."

This sounds like fun!

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By *itch and TwatCouple over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

Bookmarking for amusement - and to see who gets sent to the naughty step?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm not doing it till I get official permission. I don't know who the Admins are. I love the forum and missed it while I was on the naughty step. I respect the Admins now.. hence why I bothered asking.

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By *itch and TwatCouple over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

"I'm not doing it till I get official permission. I don't know who the Admins are. I love the forum and missed it while I was on the naughty step. I respect the Admins now.. hence why I bothered asking."

Yes, a dangerous game - far too easy to get sent there...

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By *estofbothCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Asking permission to swear, proves to us all he’s a square.

Scared of admin what a has been.

Driving around in his Nissan micra, looks about as hot as the queen in Lycra,

Connor McGregor looking fool needs to go back to school, and stop clogging up our forums like a tool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Asking permission to swear, proves to us all he’s a square.

Scared of admin what a has been.

Driving around in his Nissan micra, looks about as hot as the queen in Lycra,

Connor McGregor looking fool needs to go back to school, and stop clogging up our forums like a tool"

Boom! Mic' drop!

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By *lceeWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Ha! Sorry TSM, you just got owned

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ha! Sorry TSM, you just got owned

Lol.. hardly. I've not even started.. that wasn't rapping.. just some bitch who farted!

Seriously.. I'm waiting for Admin permission.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well Mr thrill seeking missile

Wants to open his mouth and dish out some bile.

But what ever you spew ain't gonna bother me, cause I don't take shit from no forum fairy.

He wants the OK to be a big rapper, some fucking sap rap, more like some sad sapper rapper sitting like a bitch for a piss on his rapper crapper.

Don't be a loon... put on your marigolds...go and tidy your room.

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By *itch and TwatCouple over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

"Ha! Sorry TSM, you just got owned

Lol.. hardly. I've not even started.. that wasn't rapping.. just some bitch who farted!

Seriously.. I'm waiting for Admin permission."

Bitch always does that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Shut the fuck up and sit down you stupid spanners.. the rappings not even begun yet, show some manners.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bookmarking for later x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Posting before the start is fucking rude, you'll by crying once I start.. I'm a Shetland Pony with Attitude.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is brilliant already!

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By *raigStarrMan over a year ago

St. Helens

This guy is 37!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This guy is 37!

And?

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By *estofbothCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Why don’t we do a complimentary rap battle.

You get to throw your mad rhymes and we all stay off the block list.

Man won’t fight because he’s too polite, that’s why the ladies love his visits in the night

Driving his truck he’s an excellent fuck, served in the forces he’s hung like horses.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Posting before the start is fucking rude, you'll by crying once I start.. I'm a Shetland Pony with Attitude."

Mate you know I got your back but you're getting torn a new arsehole here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why don’t we do a complimentary rap battle.

You get to throw your mad rhymes and we all stay off the block list.

Man won’t fight because he’s too polite, that’s why the ladies love his visits in the night

Driving his truck he’s an excellent fuck, served in the forces he’s hung like horses. "

I like that..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Posting before the start is fucking rude, you'll by crying once I start.. I'm a Shetland Pony with Attitude.

Mate you know I got your back but you're getting torn a new arsehole here lol "

I've not started bud.. it's all or nothing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You'll be hard pressed to get 'permission'

Even the merest of hint of rule breakage caused intervention during the Peachy vs Cake Boy battle.

I'm not doing it then.. no point.

You were in the military? I knew we were bros

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Asking permission to swear, proves to us all he’s a square.

Scared of admin what a has been.

Driving around in his Nissan micra, looks about as hot as the queen in Lycra,

Connor McGregor looking fool needs to go back to school, and stop clogging up our forums like a tool"

Savage!

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By *hiterabbit6Couple over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray

Bookmarking for a good read later

Rabbit x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ain't got time for you to wait for permission from the forum

If I wait for you I'll die of fuckin boredom.

You tidied up that room yet...pet

Or you just dancin around in your mummies used panties

Touching yourself and singing sea shanties

You say your like a horse with attitude and call us rude

I've seen toddlers with more attitude in their looks

Go home...go read your ABC books

I'll help you out with M, it stands for mother, the one you fuck when you're not fucking your brother

As for sharing a Mike, I ain't gonna touch that thing when you've used it like a cock to fuck your shitty ass

Go home...get some class

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you booked your holiday destination yet? They do say the Canaries are nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bookmarking for amusement - and to see who gets sent to the naughty step?"
bet he can't take it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why don’t we do a complimentary rap battle.

You get to throw your mad rhymes and we all stay off the block list.

Man won’t fight because he’s too polite, that’s why the ladies love his visits in the night

Driving his truck he’s an excellent fuck, served in the forces he’s hung like horses. "

In the style of Eminem

She got booty for days the guys just can't stay away, but they ain't meeting single men so fella, jog on then.

Don't know what her bloke looks like, but with her ass like that he'll put up a fight, so bitch get on your motorbike, she don't want air tight.

Cat got the cream, she looks like a queen, from Essex she'd be reem but ain't all as it seems, I fucked her, oh wait, that was dream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You'll be hard pressed to get 'permission'

Even the merest of hint of rule breakage caused intervention during the Peachy vs Cake Boy battle.

I'm not doing it then.. no point.

You were in the military? I knew we were bros"

Yup.. Unlike the fools on the thread.. I have the discipline to wait. If permissions not given.. I'm not retaliating.. I'll let the cowards have their fun. First one was good.. rest have been piss poor.. spitting venom is what I got banned for.. not taking that risk again..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You'll be hard pressed to get 'permission'

Even the merest of hint of rule breakage caused intervention during the Peachy vs Cake Boy battle.

I'm not doing it then.. no point.

You were in the military? I knew we were bros

"
oh go on go on go on go on go on

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Go on then fella

I'll take a punt

I'll ruin you

Cause I'm a cunt

Don't go weeping

When I ruin your ass

You came in creeping

You'll run out fast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You'll be hard pressed to get 'permission'

Even the merest of hint of rule breakage caused intervention during the Peachy vs Cake Boy battle.

I'm not doing it then.. no point.

You were in the military? I knew we were bros

Getting banned from a sex site must be the low point in anyone's life. Although I got kicked out of gala bingo once

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then fella

I'll take a punt

I'll ruin you

Cause I'm a cunt

Don't go weeping

When I ruin your ass

You came in creeping

You'll run out fast.

Bitch please, stop talking such shit and get on your knees

Don't wanna hear you spit just wanna see you swallow

Get comfortable down there, got my hommies to follow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Premature to go for a mic drop?

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By *s_bettyboopWoman over a year ago

-3

I'm coming back later to read. Hope it doesn't get closed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then fella

I'll take a punt

I'll ruin you

Cause I'm a cunt

Don't go weeping

When I ruin your ass

You came in creeping

You'll run out fast.

"
don't go chasing waterfalls please stick to the rivers and the wanks that your used to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seriously.. I'm waiting for Admin permission."

The fuck is this shit,admins permission?

c'mon bro stop bein a fag

You're bitching like your Ma when she's on the rag.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Go on then fella

I'll take a punt

I'll ruin you

Cause I'm a cunt

Don't go weeping

When I ruin your ass

You came in creeping

You'll run out fast.

Bitch please, stop talking such shit and get on your knees

Don't wanna hear you spit just wanna see you swallow

Get comfortable down there, got my hommies to follow "

Hold on there you

You seem to be mistaken

With that lyrical spew

It's you getting taken

Lie down on the bed

Bite this cushion

I'm going to hurt you

Coz in dry I'm pushin'

You think you are clever

Well no hun, bad pitch

Stop trying to be manly

You are my little bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then fella

I'll take a punt

I'll ruin you

Cause I'm a cunt

Don't go weeping

When I ruin your ass

You came in creeping

You'll run out fast.

Bitch please, stop talking such shit and get on your knees

Don't wanna hear you spit just wanna see you swallow

Get comfortable down there, got my hommies to follow

Hold on there you

You seem to be mistaken

With that lyrical spew

It's you getting taken

Lie down on the bed

Bite this cushion

I'm going to hurt you

Coz in dry I'm pushin'

You think you are clever

Well no hun, bad pitch

Stop trying to be manly

You are my little bitch

"
coz in dry I'm pushing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You'll be hard pressed to get 'permission'

Even the merest of hint of rule breakage caused intervention during the Peachy vs Cake Boy battle.

I'm not doing it then.. no point.

You were in the military? I knew we were bros

Getting banned from a sex site must be the low point in anyone's life. Although I got kicked out of gala bingo once"

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"I fancy opening myself up to an online Battle Rap, only... By their very nature Battle Raps are derogatory and insulting. In reality those who partake have a healthy amount of respect for one another for having the nerve to give it a shot and open themselves up to a little ritual humiliation.

If I put up a disclaimer at the start, saying you reserve the right to wave Admin interferance by taking part.. Can we do it? Ppppppleeeaaase

It's not admin you want it's forum mods.

The forum rules are here

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

if a thread remains within those it should be ok.

I wouldn't be prepared to say go ahead with your plan. Mainly because you have no control over how others will post or how they will interpret what's been said about them.

Personally I would advise against it.

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By *estofbothCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

In the style of Eminem

She got booty for days the guys just can't stay away, but they ain't meeting single men so fella, jog on then.

Don't know what her bloke looks like, but with her ass like that he'll put up a fight, so bitch get on your motorbike, she don't want air tight.

Cat got the cream, she looks like a queen, from Essex she'd be reem but ain't all as it seems, I fucked her, oh wait, that was dream."

Six pack abs he’s the king of fabs

Looking for a midlands hot wife, watch them melt like butter under a hot knife.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bookmark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then fella

I'll take a punt

I'll ruin you

Cause I'm a cunt

Don't go weeping

When I ruin your ass

You came in creeping

You'll run out fast.

Bitch please, stop talking such shit and get on your knees

Don't wanna hear you spit just wanna see you swallow

Get comfortable down there, got my hommies to follow

Hold on there you

You seem to be mistaken

With that lyrical spew

It's you getting taken

Lie down on the bed

Bite this cushion

I'm going to hurt you

Coz in dry I'm pushin'

You think you are clever

Well no hun, bad pitch

Stop trying to be manly

You are my little bitch

Little bitch? I'm 6ft 3

Gotta do better than that to get through to me

Cute trying to be dom

I'll send you back where you came from

Was gonna be nice and lube it up

But I'll go in raw dog yo girl what's up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If I put up a disclaimer at the start, saying you reserve the right to wave Admin interferance by taking part.. Can we do it? Ppppppleeeaaase

It's not admin you want it's forum mods.

The forum rules are here

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

if a thread remains within those it should be ok.

I wouldn't be prepared to say go ahead with your plan. Mainly because you have no control over how others will post or how they will interpret what's been said about them.

Personally I would advise against it. "

My thoughts exactly. If I was going to start.. I'd open up another thread with a disclaimer.

Till then I'm happy being everyone's muse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I put up a disclaimer at the start, saying you reserve the right to wave Admin interferance by taking part.. Can we do it? Ppppppleeeaaase

It's not admin you want it's forum mods.

The forum rules are here

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

if a thread remains within those it should be ok.

I wouldn't be prepared to say go ahead with your plan. Mainly because you have no control over how others will post or how they will interpret what's been said about them.

Personally I would advise against it. "

It's nothing personal though it's just messing around?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Go on then fella

I'll take a punt

I'll ruin you

Cause I'm a cunt

Don't go weeping

When I ruin your ass

You came in creeping

You'll run out fast.

Bitch please, stop talking such shit and get on your knees

Don't wanna hear you spit just wanna see you swallow

Get comfortable down there, got my hommies to follow

Hold on there you

You seem to be mistaken

With that lyrical spew

It's you getting taken

Lie down on the bed

Bite this cushion

I'm going to hurt you

Coz in dry I'm pushin'

You think you are clever

Well no hun, bad pitch

Stop trying to be manly

You are my little bitch

Little bitch? I'm 6ft 3

Gotta do better than that to get through to me

Cute trying to be dom

I'll send you back where you came from

Was gonna be nice and lube it up

But I'll go in raw dog yo girl what's up

That's cute.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we hug now

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Can we hug now"

Bitch please

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Come on girls

You call this a battle?

Silly little babies

Shaking your rattle

I'm sure the OP

Eluded to some rap

Well I'm disappointed

Your efforts are crap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If I put up a disclaimer at the start, saying you reserve the right to wave Admin interferance by taking part.. Can we do it? Ppppppleeeaaase

It's not admin you want it's forum mods.

The forum rules are here

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

if a thread remains within those it should be ok.

I wouldn't be prepared to say go ahead with your plan. Mainly because you have no control over how others will post or how they will interpret what's been said about them.

Personally I would advise against it.

It's nothing personal though it's just messing around? "

I know.. you know.. I'm prepared to put up a disclaimer so you can wave rights.. but I've taken rules to the limit and beyond regularly in the past. A bit of fun isn't worth the ban to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we hug now

Bitch please

Ha stealing my lines cus you tapped

Now look up at me whilst I fap fap fap

Ain't dropping no Mic in this place

I'll just drop my balls in your face

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By *itch and TwatCouple over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

"Bookmarking for amusement - and to see who gets sent to the naughty step?bet he can't take it

Twat never takes it, but Bitch is partial

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By *lceeWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Set up a rap battle Kik group then TSM - we can all get involved and there ain’t no mods around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok Miss Honey

You act so big

You think you’re funny

But you’re the size of a twig

I’ll bend you and break you

With rhymes of class

When I win

I’ll own your ass

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By *itch and TwatCouple over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

"Go on then fella

I'll take a punt

I'll ruin you

Cause I'm a cunt

Don't go weeping

When I ruin your ass

You came in creeping

You'll run out fast.

Bitch please, stop talking such shit and get on your knees

Don't wanna hear you spit just wanna see you swallow

Get comfortable down there, got my hommies to follow "

Bitch don’t get down on her knees for lowlife

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By *itch and TwatCouple over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

"Can we hug now

Bitch please

You called?

Love and kisses

Bitch (or is it Twat?)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Can we hug now

Bitch please

Ha stealing my lines cus you tapped

Now look up at me whilst I fap fap fap

Ain't dropping no Mic in this place

I'll just drop my balls in your face

This implies that you have some balls

I should tell you I suffer no fools

Sat there typing, thinking your rhyme is phat

When the reality is you look a twat"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Ok Miss Honey

You act so big

You think you’re funny

But you’re the size of a twig

I’ll bend you and break you

With rhymes of class

When I win

I’ll own your ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok Miss Honey

You act so big

You think you’re funny

But you’re the size of a twig

I’ll bend you and break you

With rhymes of class

When I win

I’ll own your ass

That was easy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then fella

I'll take a punt

I'll ruin you

Cause I'm a cunt

Don't go weeping

When I ruin your ass

You came in creeping

You'll run out fast.

Bitch please, stop talking such shit and get on your knees

Don't wanna hear you spit just wanna see you swallow

Get comfortable down there, got my hommies to follow

Bitch don’t get down on her knees for lowlife

Low life pffft I'll take your wife

Oh wait I'd rather take my life

All you got is one line

Ain't even a rhyme

Do better than that son

Now take this fork cus you're done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we hug now

Bitch please

Ha stealing my lines cus you tapped

Now look up at me whilst I fap fap fap

Ain't dropping no Mic in this place

I'll just drop my balls in your face

This implies that you have some balls

I should tell you I suffer no fools

Sat there typing, thinking your rhyme is phat

When the reality is you look a twat

Suffer no fools don't look in the mirror

One fool there this getting clearer?

Using phat ha, stop acting cool

Been years and year since you was in school

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey...no one wants a ban... it's a lonely place when you get kicked from the can

I gotta go before I fall asleep, got places to be that just won't keep.

I'll leave you to rap with the chicks... hope all the waiting don't give you limp dicks

Probably more fun rapping with thrills dad when he's finished cumming on his back crack... that's were he empties his sack

Missile... your intentions were good and should be commended I hope you are cool and ain't been offended. The forum police can be unkind and no one here wants to see you stepping on a land mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I joined Fab to broaden my sex life, all I want is a 3way with your hotwife.

I send messages polite and we'll thought out, damned if I get a reply....whats that all about?

A genuine guy who will always turn up, even if it's a social a or a long dirty fuck.

I may not be muscular and tatted with a big juicy dick, but my fingers work magic and I love a pussy to lick.

So come on ladies and couples give this a guy chance, we'll have a night of debauchery no need for romance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I joined Fab to broaden my sex life, all I want is a 3way with your hotwife.

I send messages polite and well thought out, damned if I get a reply...whats the all about?

A genuine guy who will always turn up, even if it's a social a long dirty fuck.

I may not be muscular and tatted with a big juicy dick, but my fingers work magic and I love a pussy to lick.

So come on ladies and couples give this a guy chance, and we'll have a night of debauchery no need for romance.

Polite messages but wants to fuck your wife

I see you pal and feel your strife

Wants no romance just to get in your pants

Typical player but aint no wife slayer

Welcome to the game but I won't remember your name

Take a seat in the corner it was made for ya

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Can we hug now

Bitch please

Ha stealing my lines cus you tapped

Now look up at me whilst I fap fap fap

Ain't dropping no Mic in this place

I'll just drop my balls in your face

This implies that you have some balls

I should tell you I suffer no fools

Sat there typing, thinking your rhyme is phat

When the reality is you look a twat

Suffer no fools don't look in the mirror

One fool there this getting clearer?

Using phat ha, stop acting cool

Been years and year since you was in school

I'm in school more often than you think

Sit down precious, grab yourself a drink

I know to the street you think you relate

Let's take a second, let me educate.

You think saying rhymes makes you cool

Flaunting your abs, muscles and all

But you ain't getting socials, let alone sex

Because enticing ladies is highly complex

Maybe after time, sweet boy, you'll learn

But for now, sweetcheeks, I'll watch you burn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I joined Fab to broaden my sex life, all I want is a 3way with your hotwife.

I send messages polite and well thought out, damned if I get a reply...whats the all about?

A genuine guy who will always turn up, even if it's a social a long dirty fuck.

I may not be muscular and tatted with a big juicy dick, but my fingers work magic and I love a pussy to lick.

So come on ladies and couples give this a guy chance, and we'll have a night of debauchery no need for romance.

Polite messages but wants to fuck your wife

I see you pal and feel your strife

Wants no romance just to get in your pants

Typical player but aint no wife slayer

Welcome to the game but I won't remember your name

Take a seat in the corner it was made for ya

You win. I got nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we hug now

Bitch please

Ha stealing my lines cus you tapped

Now look up at me whilst I fap fap fap

Ain't dropping no Mic in this place

I'll just drop my balls in your face

This implies that you have some balls

I should tell you I suffer no fools

Sat there typing, thinking your rhyme is phat

When the reality is you look a twat

Suffer no fools don't look in the mirror

One fool there this getting clearer?

Using phat ha, stop acting cool

Been years and year since you was in school

I'm in school more often than you think

Sit down precious, grab yourself a drink

I know to the street you think you relate

Let's take a second, let me educate.

You think saying rhymes makes you cool

Flaunting your abs, muscles and all

But you ain't getting socials, let alone sex

Because enticing ladies is highly complex

Maybe after time, sweet boy, you'll learn

But for now, sweetcheeks, I'll watch you burn.

I'll grab a drink of your lips now ssshhh and watch this

Enticing ladies ain't so complex

Walk into a room, I'm offered sex

Don't need a Rolex all I do is flex

Arms the touch the sleeves have girls on their knees

Buzzing round me like busy bees

My love life is fine

Unlike your rhymes

If you've got some time

I'd worry about yours dont worry about mine

That ass is gorgeous but you're starting to bore us

Now back the drawing board or I'll gift you my gentleman's sword

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we hug now

Bitch please

Ha stealing my lines cus you tapped

Now look up at me whilst I fap fap fap

Ain't dropping no Mic in this place

I'll just drop my balls in your face

This implies that you have some balls

I should tell you I suffer no fools

Sat there typing, thinking your rhyme is phat

When the reality is you look a twat

Suffer no fools don't look in the mirror

One fool there this getting clearer?

Using phat ha, stop acting cool

Been years and year since you was in school

I'm in school more often than you think

Sit down precious, grab yourself a drink

I know to the street you think you relate

Let's take a second, let me educate.

You think saying rhymes makes you cool

Flaunting your abs, muscles and all

But you ain't getting socials, let alone sex

Because enticing ladies is highly complex

Maybe after time, sweet boy, you'll learn

But for now, sweetcheeks, I'll watch you burn.

I'll grab a drink of your lips now ssshhh and watch this

Enticing ladies ain't so complex

Walk into a room, I'm offered sex

Don't need a Rolex all I do is flex

Arms the touch the sleeves have girls on their knees

Buzzing round me like busy bees

My love life is fine

Unlike your rhymes

If you've got some time

I'd worry about yours dont worry about mine

That ass is gorgeous but you're starting to bore us

Now back the drawing board or I'll gift you my gentleman's sword

Oh Oreo Oreo

Wherefore are thou Oreo

With your perfect pecs

You really bore me now.

Flex your guns

as much as you like

If you think you’re winning

You can take a hike

There’s more to this

Than muscle and brawn

So get on your A game

You’re making me yawn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He calls himself the Thrill Seeking Missile,

Kills his time engrossed in Jezza

Kyle

We see his frustration at the beck n call of the Administration.

Grow a set Thrill Seeking Missile.

Can't you see you come across Docile.

It's all about the fun Missile

Drop Kyle

Stay a while

Mersey Man will put that smile on your dial .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we hug now

Bitch please

Ha stealing my lines cus you tapped

Now look up at me whilst I fap fap fap

Ain't dropping no Mic in this place

I'll just drop my balls in your face

This implies that you have some balls

I should tell you I suffer no fools

Sat there typing, thinking your rhyme is phat

When the reality is you look a twat

Suffer no fools don't look in the mirror

One fool there this getting clearer?

Using phat ha, stop acting cool

Been years and year since you was in school

I'm in school more often than you think

Sit down precious, grab yourself a drink

I know to the street you think you relate

Let's take a second, let me educate.

You think saying rhymes makes you cool

Flaunting your abs, muscles and all

But you ain't getting socials, let alone sex

Because enticing ladies is highly complex

Maybe after time, sweet boy, you'll learn

But for now, sweetcheeks, I'll watch you burn.

I'll grab a drink of your lips now ssshhh and watch this

Enticing ladies ain't so complex

Walk into a room, I'm offered sex

Don't need a Rolex all I do is flex

Arms the touch the sleeves have girls on their knees

Buzzing round me like busy bees

My love life is fine

Unlike your rhymes

If you've got some time

I'd worry about yours dont worry about mine

That ass is gorgeous but you're starting to bore us

Now back the drawing board or I'll gift you my gentleman's sword

Oh Oreo Oreo

Wherefore are thou Oreo

With your perfect pecs

You really bore me now.

Flex your guns

as much as you like

If you think you’re winning

You can take a hike

There’s more to this

Than muscle and brawn

So get on your A game

You’re making me yawn

Quoting Shakespeare like he's legit

Let me tell you sir you ain't no poet

Lucky for you it's not just about the body

Cus I'm not impressed, you look like noddy

White knighting for miss honey, it's cute but not funny

Now wait one second before you spit your dummy

Take that ass back to the fairy tale land

Somewhere like, oh I dunno, cloud cuckoo land

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh Miss honey how are you so funny?

Giving these dicks your wicked lyrics...

No one has come close to competing with you, keep it up gorgeous you know what to do!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we hug now

Bitch please

Ha stealing my lines cus you tapped

Now look up at me whilst I fap fap fap

Ain't dropping no Mic in this place

I'll just drop my balls in your face

This implies that you have some balls

I should tell you I suffer no fools

Sat there typing, thinking your rhyme is phat

When the reality is you look a twat

Suffer no fools don't look in the mirror

One fool there this getting clearer?

Using phat ha, stop acting cool

Been years and year since you was in school

I'm in school more often than you think

Sit down precious, grab yourself a drink

I know to the street you think you relate

Let's take a second, let me educate.

You think saying rhymes makes you cool

Flaunting your abs, muscles and all

But you ain't getting socials, let alone sex

Because enticing ladies is highly complex

Maybe after time, sweet boy, you'll learn

But for now, sweetcheeks, I'll watch you burn.

I'll grab a drink of your lips now ssshhh and watch this

Enticing ladies ain't so complex

Walk into a room, I'm offered sex

Don't need a Rolex all I do is flex

Arms the touch the sleeves have girls on their knees

Buzzing round me like busy bees

My love life is fine

Unlike your rhymes

If you've got some time

I'd worry about yours dont worry about mine

That ass is gorgeous but you're starting to bore us

Now back the drawing board or I'll gift you my gentleman's sword

Oh Oreo Oreo

Wherefore are thou Oreo

With your perfect pecs

You really bore me now.

Flex your guns

as much as you like

If you think you’re winning

You can take a hike

There’s more to this

Than muscle and brawn

So get on your A game

You’re making me yawn

Quoting Shakespeare like he's legit

Let me tell you sir you ain't no poet

Lucky for you it's not just about the body

Cus I'm not impressed, you look like noddy

White knighting for miss honey, it's cute but not funny

Now wait one second before you spit your dummy

Take that ass back to the fairy tale land

Somewhere like, oh I dunno, cloud cuckoo land

White knighting you say

Oh don’t make me laugh

Like Miss Honey needs it

You’re having a giraffe

And as for Cloud Cuckoo Land

I’d rather be there

Than spouting your drivel

And wasting your words

And as for Noddy

He’s more of a hero

Than you’ll ever be

My dear Oreo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mic check 1-2..

What's the matter with you bitches? Haven't you got the decorum to wait for the moderator of the Forum?

Oh no! What is this? The tale has begun.. I guess I'd best move on to Missile Strike 1.

Now sit back and relax as I spin you my story, warning! Disclaimer, it gets defamatory and gory!

Sausage fingers are you done? Are you sure you are straight? What's up with your arse pic? You bisexual fairy.. No women, no men, not even one veri! You waffle on and bitch about me having no class, shut up, bend over bitch, I'm lyrically done with your arse.

Yes Craigstarr I'm 37 you insignificant Scot, is that you're only addition? You snidey little snot.

Got to give a shout out to my brother Oreo, you did your best against that woman, now watch me make her my Hoe.

You know I'm coming at you Miss Honey, when I debuted you were yummy. You're a self confessed, petulant brat, lay off the choccy, your arse has got fat! Don't take it as insult, a slight or a chide, because when all's said and done, I'd still give you a ride.

Best of both it's your turn, only Im torn and I'm tempted.. to leave you alone after you ranted and vented. The second rap you delivered was delicious and kind, makes me want to give the Mrs one from behind. However I've a rep that must be defended, your first rap was nasty, and must be commended.

A square, lycra queen a driver of Micra? That was clean I'll admit but you've got to learn to rap tighter. Just a little thought as I roll through the hood, it may be a Nissan, but I make it look good. What is it you drive? A Beemer? Rigid Tanker? Whichever it is, you look like a wanker!

I'll leave you all now to the beat and rumination, you dropped the mic way too early.. like your ejaculation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then fella

I'll take a punt

I'll ruin you

Cause I'm a cunt

Don't go weeping

When I ruin your ass

You came in creeping

You'll run out fast.

"
I like it Honey , it's even remotely funny,

Let's have some more

You'll be shown the door

Stick to the Dildo.

You're certainly not Dido

Got out o bed alone.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mic check 1-2..

What's the matter with you bitches? Haven't you got the decorum to wait for the moderator of the Forum?

Oh no! What is this? The tale has begun.. I guess I'd best move on to Missile Strike 1.

Now sit back and relax as I spin you my story, warning! Disclaimer, it gets defamatory and gory!

Yes Craigstarr I'm 37 you insignificant Scot, is that you're only addition? You snidey little snot.

Got to give a shout out to my brother Oreo, you did your best against that woman, now watch me make her my Hoe.

I'll leave you all now to the beat and rumination, you dropped the mic way too early.. like your ejaculation.

Kudos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we hug now

Bitch please

Ha stealing my lines cus you tapped

Now look up at me whilst I fap fap fap

Ain't dropping no Mic in this place

I'll just drop my balls in your face

This implies that you have some balls

I should tell you I suffer no fools

Sat there typing, thinking your rhyme is phat

When the reality is you look a twat

Suffer no fools don't look in the mirror

One fool there this getting clearer?

Using phat ha, stop acting cool

Been years and year since you was in school

I'm in school more often than you think

Sit down precious, grab yourself a drink

I know to the street you think you relate

Let's take a second, let me educate.

You think saying rhymes makes you cool

Flaunting your abs, muscles and all

But you ain't getting socials, let alone sex

Because enticing ladies is highly complex

Maybe after time, sweet boy, you'll learn

But for now, sweetcheeks, I'll watch you burn.

I'll grab a drink of your lips now ssshhh and watch this

Enticing ladies ain't so complex

Walk into a room, I'm offered sex

Don't need a Rolex all I do is flex

Arms the touch the sleeves have girls on their knees

Buzzing round me like busy bees

My love life is fine

Unlike your rhymes

If you've got some time

I'd worry about yours dont worry about mine

That ass is gorgeous but you're starting to bore us

Now back the drawing board or I'll gift you my gentleman's sword

Oh Oreo Oreo

Wherefore are thou Oreo

With your perfect pecs

You really bore me now.

Flex your guns

as much as you like

If you think you’re winning

You can take a hike

There’s more to this

Than muscle and brawn

So get on your A game

You’re making me yawn

Quoting Shakespeare like he's legit

Let me tell you sir you ain't no poet

Lucky for you it's not just about the body

Cus I'm not impressed, you look like noddy

White knighting for miss honey, it's cute but not funny

Now wait one second before you spit your dummy

Take that ass back to the fairy tale land

Somewhere like, oh I dunno, cloud cuckoo land

White knighting you say

Oh don’t make me laugh

Like Miss Honey needs it

You’re having a giraffe

And as for Cloud Cuckoo Land

I’d rather be there

Than spouting your drivel

And wasting your words

And as for Noddy

He’s more of a hero

Than you’ll ever be

My dear Oreo

You piled into me to save the female

It's a common strategy for the beta male

Lube up your ass cheeks

she'll peg you for weeks

The noddy line was good I'll give you that

But I can hear her strap on going rat-a-tat-tat

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By *estofbothCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

"Mic check 1-2..

What's the matter with you bitches? Haven't you got the decorum to wait for the moderator of the Forum?

Oh no! What is this? The tale has begun.. I guess I'd best move on to Missile Strike 1.

Now sit back and relax as I spin you my story, warning! Disclaimer, it gets defamatory and gory!

Yes Craigstarr I'm 37 you insignificant Scot, is that you're only addition? You snidey little snot.

Got to give a shout out to my brother Oreo, you did your best against that woman, now watch me make her my Hoe.

I'll leave you all now to the beat and rumination, you dropped the mic way too early.. like your ejaculation.

Kudos

Nicely done!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mic check 1-2..

What's the matter with you bitches? Haven't you got the decorum to wait for the moderator of the Forum?

Oh no! What is this? The tale has begun.. I guess I'd best move on to Missile Strike 1.

Now sit back and relax as I spin you my story, warning! Disclaimer, it gets defamatory and gory!

Yes Craigstarr I'm 37 you insignificant Scot, is that you're only addition? You snidey little snot.

Got to give a shout out to my brother Oreo, you did your best against that woman, now watch me make her my Hoe.

I'll leave you all now to the beat and rumination, you dropped the mic way too early.. like your ejaculation.

Mate that was brutal haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mic check 1-2..

What's the matter with you bitches? Haven't you got the decorum to wait for the moderator of the Forum?

Oh no! What is this? The tale has begun.. I guess I'd best move on to Missile Strike 1.

Now sit back and relax as I spin you my story, warning! Disclaimer, it gets defamatory and gory!

Yes Craigstarr I'm 37 you insignificant Scot, is that you're only addition? You snidey little snot.

Got to give a shout out to my brother Oreo, you did your best against that woman, now watch me make her my Hoe.

I'll leave you all now to the beat and rumination, you dropped the mic way too early.. like your ejaculation.

Kudos

Nicely done! "

And you.. I tip my hat to you..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Oh Miss honey how are you so funny?

Giving these dicks your wicked lyrics...

No one has come close to competing with you, keep it up gorgeous you know what to do! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we hug now

Bitch please

Ha stealing my lines cus you tapped

Now look up at me whilst I fap fap fap

Ain't dropping no Mic in this place

I'll just drop my balls in your face

This implies that you have some balls

I should tell you I suffer no fools

Sat there typing, thinking your rhyme is phat

When the reality is you look a twat

Suffer no fools don't look in the mirror

One fool there this getting clearer?

Using phat ha, stop acting cool

Been years and year since you was in school

I'm in school more often than you think

Sit down precious, grab yourself a drink

I know to the street you think you relate

Let's take a second, let me educate.

You think saying rhymes makes you cool

Flaunting your abs, muscles and all

But you ain't getting socials, let alone sex

Because enticing ladies is highly complex

Maybe after time, sweet boy, you'll learn

But for now, sweetcheeks, I'll watch you burn.

I'll grab a drink of your lips now ssshhh and watch this

Enticing ladies ain't so complex

Walk into a room, I'm offered sex

Don't need a Rolex all I do is flex

Arms the touch the sleeves have girls on their knees

Buzzing round me like busy bees

My love life is fine

Unlike your rhymes

If you've got some time

I'd worry about yours dont worry about mine

That ass is gorgeous but you're starting to bore us

Now back the drawing board or I'll gift you my gentleman's sword

Oh Oreo Oreo

Wherefore are thou Oreo

With your perfect pecs

You really bore me now.

Flex your guns

as much as you like

If you think you’re winning

You can take a hike

There’s more to this

Than muscle and brawn

So get on your A game

You’re making me yawn

Quoting Shakespeare like he's legit

Let me tell you sir you ain't no poet

Lucky for you it's not just about the body

Cus I'm not impressed, you look like noddy

White knighting for miss honey, it's cute but not funny

Now wait one second before you spit your dummy

Take that ass back to the fairy tale land

Somewhere like, oh I dunno, cloud cuckoo land

White knighting you say

Oh don’t make me laugh

Like Miss Honey needs it

You’re having a giraffe

And as for Cloud Cuckoo Land

I’d rather be there

Than spouting your drivel

And wasting your words

And as for Noddy

He’s more of a hero

Than you’ll ever be

My dear Oreo

You piled into me to save the female

It's a common strategy for the beta male

Lube up your ass cheeks

she'll peg you for weeks

The noddy line was good I'll give you that

But I can hear her strap on going rat-a-tat-tat

Ouch!

Credit where credits due Oreo!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Clean up in aisle four

Because these boys have pissed

Trying to out wit me

Well your missile missed

The only thrill you'll seek

Is at the mercy of your hand

Get your shit boxed up and canned

No one like an arrogant prick

Especially one that thinks he's slick

So take your 'homies' and off you go

Back to your mumma for some cuddles, you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Clean up in aisle four

Because these boys have pissed

Trying to out wit me

Well your missile missed

The only thrill you'll seek

Is at the mercy of your hand

Get your shit boxed up and canned

No one like an arrogant prick

Especially one that thinks he's slick

So take your 'homies' and off you go

Back to your mumma for some cuddles, you know."

Miss Honey a warning, like I told you before,

I've a battery of ballistics to drop your chins on the floor.

I was once tempted to take you out for a drink,

But your weak, bitch ass lyrics have made me re-think.

Curvaceous and sexy, clever and quick,

I'll give you all that, if you bounce up and down on my dick.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Well done kids

Some of these were sick

Although mostly

you look a prick

Off you go boy

Back to school

Wipe your chin

It's covered in drool

See this ass you want to tap

It's bigger and better than your shitty rap.

You keep mention a strap on

Well if I didn't know

I would be convinced

You wanted a go

You try to me manly

With your muscles and vest right

Except you are a wanna be transvestite

Go tuck your dick between your legs

And settle down with the other dregs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*Got to drive again now.. So i cant retaliate at speed people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Okay this is my favourite thread ever ahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well done kids

Some of these were sick

Although mostly

you look a prick

Off you go boy

Back to school

Wipe your chin

It's covered in drool

See this ass you want to tap

It's bigger and better than your shitty rap.

You keep mention a strap on

Well if I didn't know

I would be convinced

You wanted a go

You try to me manly

With your muscles and vest right

Except you are a wanna be transvestite

Go tuck your dick between your legs

And settle down with the other dregs."

Lmao.. boom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mic check 1-2..

What's the matter with you bitches? Haven't you got the decorum to wait for the moderator of the Forum?

Oh no! What is this? The tale has begun.. I guess I'd best move on to Missile Strike 1.

Now sit back and relax as I spin you my story, warning! Disclaimer, it gets defamatory and gory!

Yes Craigstarr I'm 37 you insignificant Scot, is that you're only addition? You snidey little snot.

Got to give a shout out to my brother Oreo, you did your best against that woman, now watch me make her my Hoe.

I'll leave you all now to the beat and rumination, you dropped the mic way too early.. like your ejaculation.

"
Not a bad reposte all though a little long.

More a story not a rap song.

I see in your Pics you like the St Michael.

Talking o which your words would suit George Michael.

Try again Missile keep it short

With more thought.

Club Tropicana

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Clean up in aisle four

Because these boys have pissed

Trying to out wit me

Well your missile missed

The only thrill you'll seek

Is at the mercy of your hand

Get your shit boxed up and canned

No one like an arrogant prick

Especially one that thinks he's slick

So take your 'homies' and off you go

Back to your mumma for some cuddles, you know.

Miss Honey a warning, like I told you before,

I've a battery of ballistics to drop your chins on the floor.

I was once tempted to take you out for a drink,

But your weak, bitch ass lyrics have made me re-think.

Curvaceous and sexy, clever and quick,

I'll give you all that, if you bounce up and down on my dick."

You must be joking

I would rather

Suck the dick

Of your father

Your rhyme it's ok

But you are talently stilted

This is the part

Where you get jilted

No drinks no social

For me and you.

If I am honest

You make me want to spew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

White knighting you say

Oh don’t make me laugh

Like Miss Honey needs it

You’re having a giraffe

And as for Cloud Cuckoo Land

I’d rather be there

Than spouting your drivel

And wasting your words

And as for Noddy

He’s more of a hero

Than you’ll ever be

My dear Oreo

You piled into me to save the female

It's a common strategy for the beta male

Lube up your ass cheeks

she'll peg you for weeks

The noddy line was good I'll give you that

But I can hear her strap on going rat-a-tat-tat

You’re way off the mark

If you think that’s insulting

Your jibes and quips

Are really desultory

As for a strap-on

I’m really be quite partial

To letting a hotty

roger my arsehole

Maybe you should try it

Oh no! No way’!

There’s no way a woman

Will milk your prostate

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Well done kids

Some of these were sick

Although mostly

you look a prick

Off you go boy

Back to school

Wipe your chin

It's covered in drool

See this ass you want to tap

It's bigger and better than your shitty rap.

You keep mention a strap on

Well if I didn't know

I would be convinced

You wanted a go

You try to be manly

With your muscles and vest right

Except you are a wanna be transvestite

Go tuck your dick between your legs

And settle down with the other dregs.

Lmao.. boom"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

AND THE WINNER IS REREO

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mic check 1-2..

What's the matter with you bitches? Haven't you got the decorum to wait for the moderator of the Forum?

Oh no! What is this? The tale has begun.. I guess I'd best move on to Missile Strike 1.

Now sit back and relax as I spin you my story, warning! Disclaimer, it gets defamatory and gory!

Yes Craigstarr I'm 37 you insignificant Scot, is that you're only addition? You snidey little snot.

Got to give a shout out to my brother Oreo, you did your best against that woman, now watch me make her my Hoe.

I'll leave you all now to the beat and rumination, you dropped the mic way too early.. like your ejaculation.

Not a bad reposte all though a little long.

More a story not a rap song.

I see in your Pics you like the St Michael.

Talking o which your words would suit George Michael.

Try again Missile keep it short

With more thought.

Club Tropicana

What the fucks this? Another shot from the floor?

I checked out your veris.. You've only got four.

A rap is a song, intriguing and long. You can't compete bitch, go put back on your thong.

This isn't a corner for the wanna be poet, heed my warning Fabbers just sit back whilst I throw it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well done kids

Some of these were sick

Although mostly

you look a prick

Off you go boy

Back to school

Wipe your chin

It's covered in drool

See this ass you want to tap

It's bigger and better than your shitty rap.

You keep mention a strap on

Well if I didn't know

I would be convinced

You wanted a go

You try to me manly

With your muscles and vest right

Except you are a wanna be transvestite

Go tuck your dick between your legs

And settle down with the other dregs."

Would be a decent bar if you didn't make so many typos

Maybe proof read your shit before you spit

Go to school a lot? What do you do there clean the toilets and the pots?

Clearly didn't learn how to write now on your motorbike,

Maybe to the gym, that's gym not Jim,

Pancake day was yesterday but I gotta say

I see two cakes there or is it a soufle

Swap the thong for sweat pants and get to Zumba dance

Or do some squats cus bitch you ain't a thot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is ace lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well done kids

Some of these were sick

Although mostly

you look a prick

Off you go boy

Back to school

Wipe your chin

It's covered in drool

See this ass you want to tap

It's bigger and better than your shitty rap.

You keep mention a strap on

Well if I didn't know

I would be convinced

You wanted a go

You try to be manly

With your muscles and vest right

Except you are a wanna be transvestite

Go tuck your dick between your legs

And settle down with the other dregs.

Lmao.. boom

"
I love this thread keep going guys the winner will get a v day fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"AND THE WINNER IS REREO"

Arkeb 2 Do you want missile strike 2?

You don't need to shout, take the CAPS LOCK of faster.

Or else I'll focus on your profile, which I believe is a disaster.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"AND THE WINNER IS REREO

Arkeb 2 Do you want missile strike 2?

You don't need to shout, take the CAPS LOCK of faster.

Or else I'll focus on your profile, which I believe is a disaster."
go on bro it's fun give me something I can think about hahaha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Well done kids

Some of these were sick

Although mostly

you look a prick

Off you go boy

Back to school

Wipe your chin

It's covered in drool

See this ass you want to tap

It's bigger and better than your shitty rap.

You keep mention a strap on

Well if I didn't know

I would be convinced

You wanted a go

You try to me manly

With your muscles and vest right

Except you are a wanna be transvestite

Go tuck your dick between your legs

And settle down with the other dregs.

Would be a decent bar if you didn't make so many typos

Maybe proof read your shit before you spit

Go to school a lot? What do you do there clean the toilets and the pots?

Clearly didn't learn how to write now on your motorbike,

Maybe to the gym, that's gym not Jim,

Pancake day was yesterday but I gotta say

I see two cakes there or is it a soufle

Swap the thong for sweat pants and get to Zumba dance

Or do some squats cus bitch you ain't a thot

It really is wonderful

How you comment on my typo

And you mention the gym

Is that where brainless dicks go?

Can I find you there?

Playing with some weights

Crying like a bitch

About your lack of mates

You have great forearms

I'm sure you excel at the plank

Building up those muscles

Will help when you wank

Your username though

Isn't it a biscuit?

Oreo cookies

Look and taste like dogshit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"AND THE WINNER IS REREO

Arkeb 2 Do you want missile strike 2?

You don't need to shout, take the CAPS LOCK of faster.

Or else I'll focus on your profile, which I believe is a disaster. go on bro it's fun give me something I can think about hahaha "

Lol.. I fucked yours up a bit.. 2 doest rhyme with 2.. it should have been "Too". I'm glad this thread seems to be going down well.

* Still feel like I've got to say.. none of my insults are things I feel.. just bitchin rhymes for fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well done kids

Some of these were sick

Although mostly

you look a prick

Off you go boy

Back to school

Wipe your chin

It's covered in drool

See this ass you want to tap

It's bigger and better than your shitty rap.

You keep mention a strap on

Well if I didn't know

I would be convinced

You wanted a go

You try to me manly

With your muscles and vest right

Except you are a wanna be transvestite

Go tuck your dick between your legs

And settle down with the other dregs.

Would be a decent bar if you didn't make so many typos

Maybe proof read your shit before you spit

Go to school a lot? What do you do there clean the toilets and the pots?

Clearly didn't learn how to write now on your motorbike,

Maybe to the gym, that's gym not Jim,

Pancake day was yesterday but I gotta say

I see two cakes there or is it a soufle

Swap the thong for sweat pants and get to Zumba dance

Or do some squats cus bitch you ain't a thot

It really is wonderful

How you comment on my typo

And you mention the gym

Is that where brainless dicks go?

Can I find you there?

Playing with some weights

Crying like a bitch

About your lack of mates

You have great forearms

I'm sure you excel at the plank

Building up those muscles

Will help when you wank

Your username though

Isn't it a biscuit?

Oreo cookies

Look and taste like dogshit.

"
and other one awesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mic check 1-2..

What's the matter with you bitches? Haven't you got the decorum to wait for the moderator of the Forum?

Oh no! What is this? The tale has begun.. I guess I'd best move on to Missile Strike 1.

Now sit back and relax as I spin you my story, warning! Disclaimer, it gets defamatory and gory!

Yes Craigstarr I'm 37 you insignificant Scot, is that you're only addition? You snidey little snot.

Got to give a shout out to my brother Oreo, you did your best against that woman, now watch me make her my Hoe.

I'll leave you all now to the beat and rumination, you dropped the mic way too early.. like your ejaculation.

The boy thinks he can rap?

All I read were lines of pure crap.

Big talk for a bearded truck driver....no wonder I’d rather be a muff diver.

You’ve been brought down by girl....stand up miss honey and give us a twirl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why don’t we do a complimentary rap battle.

You get to throw your mad rhymes and we all stay off the block list.

Man won’t fight because he’s too polite, that’s why the ladies love his visits in the night

Driving his truck he’s an excellent fuck, served in the forces he’s hung like horses. "

Best both, you rhymed twice to this Forum gangsta's delight,

I do like your profile what an intriguing sight.

A beautiful round bottom to delight and adore, but single men you'll not allow, which makes my ego feel sore.

Don't back out, come back and rap,

If I can't meet and greet you, let me lyrically fill that gap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well done kids

Some of these were sick

Although mostly

you look a prick

Off you go boy

Back to school

Wipe your chin

It's covered in drool

See this ass you want to tap

It's bigger and better than your shitty rap.

You keep mention a strap on

Well if I didn't know

I would be convinced

You wanted a go

You try to me manly

With your muscles and vest right

Except you are a wanna be transvestite

Go tuck your dick between your legs

And settle down with the other dregs.

Would be a decent bar if you didn't make so many typos

Maybe proof read your shit before you spit

Go to school a lot? What do you do there clean the toilets and the pots?

Clearly didn't learn how to write now on your motorbike,

Maybe to the gym, that's gym not Jim,

Pancake day was yesterday but I gotta say

I see two cakes there or is it a soufle

Swap the thong for sweat pants and get to Zumba dance

Or do some squats cus bitch you ain't a thot

It really is wonderful

How you comment on my typo

And you mention the gym

Is that where brainless dicks go?

Can I find you there?

Playing with some weights

Crying like a bitch

About your lack of mates

You have great forearms

I'm sure you excel at the plank

Building up those muscles

Will help when you wank

Your username though

Isn't it a biscuit?

Oreo cookies

Look and taste like dogshit.

Just helping you out with attention to detail,

Brain like yours you could work in retail,

Never cried in the gym,

Oh wait, until you walked in

Started riding the stationary bike

Like you did my dick last night,

Nope that was dream you'd never get my cream,

Talking of names the fuck did you say?

Miss.honey haha the full stop goes at the end not the middle,

Guess you like something sticky and sweet now suck this dick I'll get you off the street

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mic check 1-2..

What's the matter with you bitches? Haven't you got the decorum to wait for the moderator of the Forum?

Oh no! What is this? The tale has begun.. I guess I'd best move on to Missile Strike 1.

Now sit back and relax as I spin you my story, warning! Disclaimer, it gets defamatory and gory!

Yes Craigstarr I'm 37 you insignificant Scot, is that you're only addition? You snidey little snot.

Got to give a shout out to my brother Oreo, you did your best against that woman, now watch me make her my Hoe.

I'll leave you all now to the beat and rumination, you dropped the mic way too early.. like your ejaculation.

The boy thinks he can rap?

All I read were lines of pure crap.

Big talk for a bearded truck driver....no wonder I’d rather be a muff diver.

You’ve been brought down by girl....stand up miss honey and give us a twirl!

Switch it up what you doing? I thought we were mates,

There was me thinking of planning some dates,

You're picking sides, choosing Miss Hun

That's the last time I'm flirting, no slapping your bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your pic displays you like the sauce.

Here's an urging as a matter of course.

Stay away from the Brown.

Don't be that clown...

Whilst driving that wagon,

Steer clear ,I know you want to chase the Dragon

A frustrated rapper.

It's not Dapper.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"AND THE WINNER IS REREO

Arkeb 2 Do you want missile strike 2?

You don't need to shout, take the CAPS LOCK of faster.

Or else I'll focus on your profile, which I believe is a disaster. go on bro it's fun give me something I can think about hahaha

Lol.. I fucked yours up a bit.. 2 doest rhyme with 2.. it should have been "Too". I'm glad this thread seems to be going down well.

* Still feel like I've got to say.. none of my insults are things I feel.. just bitchin rhymes for fun."

Already worried

he’s hurt someone’s feelings

Come on man

Stop you’re squealing

We’re waiting to see

An explosive missile

You know you want to

Resistance is futile

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By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

It's only breaking the rules if someone reports you, which in my case means everything I do is breaking the rules, so I couldn't insult someone on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mic check 1-2..

What's the matter with you bitches? Haven't you got the decorum to wait for the moderator of the Forum?

Oh no! What is this? The tale has begun.. I guess I'd best move on to Missile Strike 1.

Now sit back and relax as I spin you my story, warning! Disclaimer, it gets defamatory and gory!

Yes Craigstarr I'm 37 you insignificant Scot, is that you're only addition? You snidey little snot.

Got to give a shout out to my brother Oreo, you did your best against that woman, now watch me make her my Hoe.

I'll leave you all now to the beat and rumination, you dropped the mic way too early.. like your ejaculation.

The boy thinks he can rap?

All I read were lines of pure crap.

Big talk for a bearded truck driver....no wonder I’d rather be a muff diver.

You’ve been brought down by girl....stand up miss honey and give us a twirl!

Switch it up what you doing? I thought we were mates,

There was me thinking of planning some dates,

You're picking sides, choosing Miss Hun

That's the last time I'm flirting, no slapping your bum"

I’ll seek my thrills elsewhere....I couldn’t really care!

I thought you were funny.....I’d rather date miss honey!

Maybe remove me off your list...you’re not someone I’d like to fist.

Sorry to be so blunt. I can’t help that I’m a cunt!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Step aside boys, you pair of bitches

See your eyes twitching, noticing glitches

You tried to defeat, your words are alright

But nothing beats me and my lyrical delight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your pic displays you like the sauce.

Here's an urging as a matter of course.

Stay away from the Brown.

Don't be that clown...

Whilst driving that wagon,

Steer clear ,I know you want to chase the Dragon

A frustrated rapper.

It's not Dapper.

MerseyMan I'm not sure if that was aimed at me..

Fuck it here we go, you can have missile 3.

I wouldn't brag about being Scouse when you talk it sounds like farting,

And before you ask.. Hell yea "I am startin'"

Ringo, Lennon, George and Paul

Just give it up now boy, pick up your jaw off the floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mic check 1-2..

What's the matter with you bitches? Haven't you got the decorum to wait for the moderator of the Forum?

Oh no! What is this? The tale has begun.. I guess I'd best move on to Missile Strike 1.

Now sit back and relax as I spin you my story, warning! Disclaimer, it gets defamatory and gory!

Yes Craigstarr I'm 37 you insignificant Scot, is that you're only addition? You snidey little snot.

Got to give a shout out to my brother Oreo, you did your best against that woman, now watch me make her my Hoe.

I'll leave you all now to the beat and rumination, you dropped the mic way too early.. like your ejaculation.

The boy thinks he can rap?

All I read were lines of pure crap.

Big talk for a bearded truck driver....no wonder I’d rather be a muff diver.

You’ve been brought down by girl....stand up miss honey and give us a twirl!

Switch it up what you doing? I thought we were mates,

There was me thinking of planning some dates,

You're picking sides, choosing Miss Hun

That's the last time I'm flirting, no slapping your bum

I’ll seek my thrills elsewhere....I couldn’t really care!

I thought you were funny.....I’d rather date miss honey!

Maybe remove me off your list...you’re not someone I’d like to fist.

Sorry to be so blunt. I can’t help that I’m a cunt! "

Oh no I'm upset, distraught an devastated.

This Scottish bitch prefers women, my egos deflated.

Thats strange you messaged me first, If had better rhymes, I'd go away, come back and rehearse.

It's upsetting I'll admit,

I think youre fab and your fit..

I'll just keep on rapping as I haven't got tit(s).

Lol.. taking liberties there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"AND THE WINNER IS REREO

Arkeb 2 Do you want missile strike 2?

You don't need to shout, take the CAPS LOCK of faster.

Or else I'll focus on your profile, which I believe is a disaster. go on bro it's fun give me something I can think about hahaha

Lol.. I fucked yours up a bit.. 2 doest rhyme with 2.. it should have been "Too". I'm glad this thread seems to be going down well.

* Still feel like I've got to say.. none of my insults are things I feel.. just bitchin rhymes for fun.

Already worried

he’s hurt someone’s feelings

Come on man

Stop you’re squealing

We’re waiting to see

An explosive missile

You know you want to

Resistance is futile"

Guess who's back? CAPS Again.. Guess who's back shit again..

I created a monster, but nobody wants to see monsters no more, they want thrill seeking missile with the rhymes they adore.

Profile pic, oh dear, gopping! Is it a cock? Here you go dude, you can borrow my sock.

Just think again if you come back to my door, I'll just drop you down.. Launch Thrill seeker 4

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your pic displays you like the sauce.

Here's an urging as a matter of course.

Stay away from the Brown.

Don't be that clown...

Whilst driving that wagon,

Steer clear ,I know you want to chase the Dragon

A frustrated rapper.

It's not Dapper.

MerseyMan I'm not sure if that was aimed at me..

Fuck it here we go, you can have missile 3.

I wouldn't brag about being Scouse when you talk it sounds like farting,

And before you ask.. Hell yea "I am startin'"

Ringo, Lennon, George and Paul

Just give it up now boy, pick up your jaw off the floor"

You mention flatulence it display your insolence.

It took a while for you to get above your station.

Oh we know why petrified of the Administration. Read above folks it's no jokes.

If read the raps above it took a while

For the 1 st rap from the missile.

Back to you but wait til wagon is station.

It will probably be while . While you run by the dreaded administration

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your pic displays you like the sauce.

Here's an urging as a matter of course.

Stay away from the Brown.

Don't be that clown...

Whilst driving that wagon,

Steer clear ,I know you want to chase the Dragon

A frustrated rapper.

It's not Dapper.

MerseyMan I'm not sure if that was aimed at me..

Fuck it here we go, you can have missile 3.

I wouldn't brag about being Scouse when you talk it sounds like farting,

And before you ask.. Hell yea "I am startin'"

Ringo, Lennon, George and Paul

Just give it up now boy, pick up your jaw off the floor"

Brave words TSM

Dissing us Scouse

It just goes to show

You’re really a louse

We’re proud of our home

Even if mine was a bin

I’d rather have lived there

Than in Malvern

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your pic displays you like the sauce.

Here's an urging as a matter of course.

Stay away from the Brown.

Don't be that clown...

Whilst driving that wagon,

Steer clear ,I know you want to chase the Dragon

A frustrated rapper.

It's not Dapper.

MerseyMan I'm not sure if that was aimed at me..

Fuck it here we go, you can have missile 3.

I wouldn't brag about being Scouse when you talk it sounds like farting,

And before you ask.. Hell yea "I am startin'"

Ringo, Lennon, George and Paul

Just give it up now boy, pick up your jaw off the floor

You mention flatulence it display your insolence.

It took a while for you to get above your station.

Oh we know why petrified of the Administration. Read above folks it's no jokes.

If read the raps above it took a while

For the 1 st rap from the missile.

Back to you but wait til wagon is station.

It will probably be while . While you run by the dreaded administration "

Oh no what a dive! Launch missile 5!

No holds barred soon, I wont take you alive.

You see my rhymes are delivered with speed, I dictate and deliver, devouring Fabsters with greed.

I've taken all comers, you're losing against one,

Sit back down Man.. I think you and I are dusted and done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your pic displays you like the sauce.

Here's an urging as a matter of course.

Stay away from the Brown.

Don't be that clown...

Whilst driving that wagon,

Steer clear ,I know you want to chase the Dragon

A frustrated rapper.

It's not Dapper.

MerseyMan I'm not sure if that was aimed at me..

Fuck it here we go, you can have missile 3.

I wouldn't brag about being Scouse when you talk it sounds like farting,

And before you ask.. Hell yea "I am startin'"

Ringo, Lennon, George and Paul

Just give it up now boy, pick up your jaw off the floor

You mention flatulence it display your insolence.

It took a while for you to get above your station.

Oh we know why petrified of the Administration. Read above folks it's no jokes.

If read the raps above it took a while

For the 1 st rap from the missile.

Back to you but wait til wagon is station.

It will probably be while . While you run by the dreaded administration

Oh no what a dive! Launch missile 5!

No holds barred soon, I wont take you alive.

You see my rhymes are delivered with speed, I dictate and deliver, devouring Fabsters with greed.

I've taken all comers, you're losing against one,

Sit back down Man.. I think you and I are dusted and done"

2 delivers.. that wasn't good.. I need to back track and return to the hood

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman over a year ago

Here and There

Just bookmarking the page, not sticking my oar in,

Too afraid to be ripped apart as I'm boring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

3rd time lucky? And only one Veri?

Step back wannabe rudeboi your cock must be smelly.

At least you have tried and your rap is rather long,

Now it's my turn motherfucker, gag on this lyrical shlong.

My turn to attack and defile, oh no, here we go.. another boring bland and barren distasteful profile.

You've had your little pop, but left wanting, and your delivery is rusty. Your hip hop skill is like your sex game, all barren and dusty.

When all's said and done, your rhyming was nice, congratulations, sit down Vanilla Ice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vanilla ice hahahaha. Dead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You took your time with your first comeback, did it really take that long to decorate your daddies back

I see you change your picture for this mission...you done being like a girl waiting for permission.

Nice avatar, surprised you can string words let alone drive a car and your tellin us now you've been out driving trucks... what do you take us for, a bunch of dumb fucks

You bin checkin out your dictionary trying to get frictionary, did it make your brain hurt did you stop for another spurt

Missel... more like thistle covered in pricks turning tricks for other men's dicks

Your like a lab rat running in circles jerking off over Angela Merkel

Give back the Mike take up mime before the fab police turn up and give you more naughty step time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You took your time with your first comeback, did it really take that long to decorate your daddies back

I see you change your picture for this mission...you done being like a girl waiting for permission.

Nice avatar, surprised you can string words let alone drive a car and your tellin us now you've been out driving trucks... what do you take us for, a bunch of dumb fucks

You bin checkin out your dictionary trying to get frictionary, did it make your brain hurt did you stop for another spurt

Missel... more like thistle covered in pricks turning tricks for other men's dicks

Your like a lab rat running in circles jerking off over Angela Merkel

Give back the Mike take up mime before the fab police turn up and give you more naughty step time"

Look who's back! It's the fool from before..

Hold up didn't I put your jaw on the floor?

Oh I get it now, your special, think you deserved extra attention?

No thank homeboy, go back to detention.

That is unless you want the 6th Seeking thrill? A weapon of mass destruction? Something lyrically ill? I could take your rhymes to down if I decided to spill.

You took much longer than I, and I'm still at work, now fuck of back to your hole and stop being a jerk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You took your time with your first comeback, did it really take that long to decorate your daddies back

I see you change your picture for this mission...you done being like a girl waiting for permission.

Nice avatar, surprised you can string words let alone drive a car and your tellin us now you've been out driving trucks... what do you take us for, a bunch of dumb fucks

You bin checkin out your dictionary trying to get frictionary, did it make your brain hurt did you stop for another spurt

Missel... more like thistle covered in pricks turning tricks for other men's dicks

Your like a lab rat running in circles jerking off over Angela Merkel

Give back the Mike take up mime before the fab police turn up and give you more naughty step time

Look who's back! It's the fool from before..

Hold up didn't I put your jaw on the floor?

Oh I get it now, your special, think you deserved extra attention?

No thank homeboy, go back to detention.

That is unless you want the 6th Seeking thrill? A weapon of mass destruction? Something lyrically ill? I could take your rhymes to down if I decided to spill.

You took much longer than I, and I'm still at work, now fuck of back to your hole and stop being a jerk

I know why you want the attention of the man in the truck,

You're having no success with women, so now you're trying your luck,

You want the little missil to give you fuck.

I'm sorry dude this trucker doesn't do Fab that way, not that I've a problem with you feeling gay.

It's normal little sausage, no need to be sad,

Be out and proud, be glorious, be a man, don't be sad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/02/18 14:39:16]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What was that at the the beginning of this thread when you opened your mouth and killed us with your bad breath

You compared yourself to my little pony, ain't that the truth, the only thing about you that isn't phoney

And then you mentioned some lyrical shlong, you've spent to much time on that tumble bong

It's effecting your logic and reason, you open your mouth blah blah blah...it's like lyrical treason.

So, when you goin to stop stealing our air, get back on your trike go home be fair

for your rhyme crimes the sentence is death so, before your final breath any last wishes...no... good. Fuck off back to playing with the little fishes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gayyyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What was that at the the beginning of this thread when you opened your mouth and killed us with your bad breath

You compared yourself to my little pony, ain't that the truth, the only thing about you that isn't phoney

And then you mentioned some lyrical shlong, you've spent to much time on that tumble bong

It's effecting your logic and reason, you open your mouth blah blah blah...it's like lyrical treason.

So, when you goin to stop stealing our air, get back on your trike go home be fair

for your rhyme crimes the sentence is death so, before your final breath any last wishes...no... good. Fuck off back to playing with the little fishes"

What's with this man with sausage fingers?

four times bear before, but still this Bastard lingers.

If you don't mind I will decline decline the next option to retort,

You've had four missiles slam you down, off you fuck, be a sport.

No wait! Allow me to finish you in style. You've tried and tried and tried attempting to defile.

You've got up close and personal used my profile as a beating stick,

I've had no need to do the same you worthless little prick.

I'm the Fab equivalent of terrorism, the one man Jihad ISIS!

Look at me Forumites.. I've destroyed two Vanilla Ice's

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman over a year ago

Here and There

"I tip my hat Sir.. best attack so far.. some of it stung

I know what you mean.. it's a tough line to walk and not get nasty.. even when you're joking about.

Respect

My reply is brutal, I can't put it up though. I'll get banned. It's like Immortal Technique on crack.

Until we duel again, good Sir."

Inbox it to me please.

I'm poorly in bed and followed from the beginning.

To not read is a tease.

And I want to see who's winning.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I tip my hat Sir.. best attack so far.. some of it stung

I know what you mean.. it's a tough line to walk and not get nasty.. even when you're joking about.

Respect

My reply is brutal, I can't put it up though. I'll get banned. It's like Immortal Technique on crack.

Until we duel again, good Sir.

Inbox it to me please.

I'm poorly in bed and followed from the beginning.

To not read is a tease.

And I want to see who's winning. "

I'm not replying to you Miss Honey if you post another rappers delight..he bowed out respectfully and earnt much kudos for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

sorry.. exquisite needy brat even

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think is why some people never use the forums

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Thrillseekingmissile let's make it clear

Your rapping prowess is like diarrhoea

You think you're a bad man

A really big hit

When you are nothing but a weak sack of shit.

Starting a thread, wanting a war

Asking the mods their permission before.

Trying to look smug with a fag in your mouth

Don't you know smoking effects things down south?

Not that it's a problem going your limp,

no one would fuck you, not even your pimp.

I am glad you tried though

You put up a mediocre fight

But at the end of the day

You must face your plight.

Don't start something that you can't finish,

You'll only look a twat and your hotlist will diminish.

Nice effort sugar, good try hun

Drop the Mic...You are done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think is why some people never use the forums "

I'd say it had more to do with real insults and sarcastic comments

not light hearted fun.

I like everyone who has joined in so far.. no real beef with anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Inbox it to me please.

I'm poorly in bed and followed from the beginning.

To not read is a tease.

And I want to see who's winning. "

All's I'll say is, he's got a micro penis and syphillis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"no real beef with anyone"

No beef whatsoever, it was just a good laugh.

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman over a year ago

Here and There

"sorry.. exquisite needy brat even"

Not quite sure what you're implying I'm not down with the lingo. My message to the other guy was quite simply because I've enjoyed reading the whole thread and just wanted to see the final one the other guy had written. I'm assuming it takes effort and I appreciated the whole thing that everyone had contributed.

That is until you seemed to take offence somehow at my comment.

Guess as a newbie I shall stick to reading the forums rather than daring to voice my interest by actually participating. Consider me told and banished back to my murky depths.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"sorry.. exquisite needy brat even

That is until you seemed to take offence somehow at my comment.

Guess as a newbie I shall stick to reading the forums rather than daring to voice my interest by actually participating. Consider me told and banished back to my murky depths.

Hey there you.

Pay no attention to him

His face is hacking

His rhyming is dim

Stay on the forum

Have some fun

Don't use this

As a reason to run.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thrillseekingmissile let's make it clear

Your rapping prowess is like diarrhoea

You think you're a bad man

A really big hit

When you are nothing but a weak sack of shit.

Starting a thread, wanting a war

Asking the mods their permission before.

Trying to look smug with a fag in your mouth

Don't you know smoking effects things down south?

Not that it's a problem going your limp,

no one would fuck you, not even your pimp.

I am glad you tried though

You put up a mediocre fight

But at the end of the day

You must face your plight.

Don't start something that you can't finish,

You'll only look a twat and your hotlist will diminish.

Nice effort sugar, good try hun

Drop the Mic...You are done.

Ok honey, one on one,

I'll try your style, let's mix up the fun,

You knew the score before we started,

your lyrics are still shit *sniff sniff* You've hip hop sharted.

I'll tip my hat you little B, you're no Missy Elliot to match my Easy E

Don't get hurt now, time for you to go, suck, suck blow.

Look at you all with your profile bashing.. 1, 2, 3, Vanilla Ices destroyed! I'm smashing!

I was a little nasty earlier with you I'll agree, you fired first though, not me.

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By *hinypants77Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Thrillseekingmissile let's make it clear

Your rapping prowess is like diarrhoea

You think you're a bad man

A really big hit

When you are nothing but a weak sack of shit.

Starting a thread, wanting a war

Asking the mods their permission before.

Trying to look smug with a fag in your mouth

Don't you know smoking effects things down south?

Not that it's a problem going your limp,

no one would fuck you, not even your pimp.

I am glad you tried though

You put up a mediocre fight

But at the end of the day

You must face your plight.

Don't start something that you can't finish,

You'll only look a twat and your hotlist will diminish.

Nice effort sugar, good try hun

Drop the Mic...You are done.

Haha! That is quality!

*Explosions while walking away!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"sorry.. exquisite needy brat even

That is until you seemed to take offence somehow at my comment.

Guess as a newbie I shall stick to reading the forums rather than daring to voice my interest by actually participating. Consider me told and banished back to my murky depths.

I think we misunderstood one another.. it's only meant to be fun.. I'm not attacking you don't worry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sorry.. exquisite needy brat even

That is until you seemed to take offence somehow at my comment.

Guess as a newbie I shall stick to reading the forums rather than daring to voice my interest by actually participating. Consider me told and banished back to my murky depths.

Yeah,get back to your murky dept....oh your quite hot arnt you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"sorry.. exquisite needy brat even

That is until you seemed to take offence somehow at my comment.

Guess as a newbie I shall stick to reading the forums rather than daring to voice my interest by actually participating. Consider me told and banished back to my murky depths.

Hey there you.

Pay no attention to him

His face is hacking

His rhyming is dim

Stay on the forum

Have some fun

Don't use this

As a reason to run. "

She's right you know, I will agree, my face is hacking, but no need to run from me.

It's just a joke, if you're really offended, I'm sorry I spoke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What was that at the the beginning of this thread when you opened your mouth and killed us with your bad breath

You compared yourself to my little pony, ain't that the truth, the only thing about you that isn't phoney

And then you mentioned some lyrical shlong, you've spent to much time on that tumble bong

It's effecting your logic and reason, you open your mouth blah blah blah...it's like lyrical treason.

So, when you goin to stop stealing our air, get back on your trike go home be fair

for your rhyme crimes the sentence is death so, before your final breath any last wishes...no... good. Fuck off back to playing with the little fishes

What's with this man with sausage fingers?

four times bear before, but still this Bastard lingers.

If you don't mind I will decline decline the next option to retort,

You've had four missiles slam you down, off you fuck, be a sport.

No wait! Allow me to finish you in style. You've tried and tried and tried attempting to defile.

You've got up close and personal used my profile as a beating stick,

I've had no need to do the same you worthless little prick.

I'm the Fab equivalent of terrorism, the one man Jihad ISIS!

Look at me Forumites.. I've destroyed two Vanilla Ice's"

Killed two ices says the man whose rap has no spices

And why you bring my sexuality into question...you looking for something to suck on to aid your digestion

Your missiles are way of the mark your a cowboy Junkie shooting fireworks from the hip in the dark

I think your missiles about to implode get back in your truck get back on the road

Little prick...is that the best you got, fuck me, you piece of snot.

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman over a year ago

Here and There

"sorry.. exquisite needy brat even

That is until you seemed to take offence somehow at my comment.

Guess as a newbie I shall stick to reading the forums rather than daring to voice my interest by actually participating. Consider me told and banished back to my murky depths.

Hey there you.

Pay no attention to him

His face is hacking

His rhyming is dim

Stay on the forum

Have some fun

Don't use this

As a reason to run. "

Thank you Miss Honey,

No running I promise

I'll be around for a while. I find it all funny

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman over a year ago

Here and There

"sorry.. exquisite needy brat even

That is until you seemed to take offence somehow at my comment.

Guess as a newbie I shall stick to reading the forums rather than daring to voice my interest by actually participating. Consider me told and banished back to my murky depths.

Hey there you.

Pay no attention to him

His face is hacking

His rhyming is dim

Stay on the forum

Have some fun

Don't use this

As a reason to run.

She's right you know, I will agree, my face is hacking, but no need to run from me.

It's just a joke, if you're really offended, I'm sorry I spoke"

Don't worry about me, I'm sticking around,

Just felt I had to stand my ground.

No offence taken, I'm honestly not crying

Just that my insides are slowly dying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think is why some people never use the forums

I'd say it had more to do with real insults and sarcastic comments

not light hearted fun.

I like everyone who has joined in so far.. no real beef with anyone"

Absolutely, and respect to you thrill seeking missile. some people should wrap up in cotton wool before they go out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"sorry.. exquisite needy brat even

That is until you seemed to take offence somehow at my comment.

Guess as a newbie I shall stick to reading the forums rather than daring to voice my interest by actually participating. Consider me told and banished back to my murky depths.

Hey there you.

Pay no attention to him

His face is hacking

His rhyming is dim

Stay on the forum

Have some fun

Don't use this

As a reason to run.

She's right you know, I will agree, my face is hacking, but no need to run from me.

It's just a joke, if you're really offended, I'm sorry I spoke

Don't worry about me, I'm sticking around,

Just felt I had to stand my ground.

No offence taken, I'm honestly not crying

Just that my insides are slowly dying. "

Hey well done, now ain't this fun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think is why some people never use the forums

I'd say it had more to do with real insults and sarcastic comments

not light hearted fun.

I like everyone who has joined in so far.. no real beef with anyone

Absolutely, and respect to you thrill seeking missile. some people should wrap up in cotton wool before they go out

Respect Sir.. for that.. I'll let you have that last post free.. I'm feeling gracious me

Thank you all for taking part.. Now I'll let you tear my profile apart.. come back free... come on Lurkers.. let your lyrics run free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well a whole thread and honey did the best wraps .........i had Philadelphia and Parma ham mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wannabe rappers this is a delight

I've not read a thread this sick since last night..

...or was that my inbox? Oh yeah that's right!

It sure beats the look at fucking me with my big tits and ass, do you like me? Fab my pics and i promise i won't grass...

...to the admin for what you said about some not having any class, for having an opinion on fuck, suck or pass.

This shit is addictive, its hella funny

especially watching everyone get owned by Miss. Honey!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sorry.. exquisite needy brat even

That is until you seemed to take offence somehow at my comment.

Guess as a newbie I shall stick to reading the forums rather than daring to voice my interest by actually participating. Consider me told and banished back to my murky depths.

It's quite easy to miss judge sentiment in the forum's. Don't let it worry you. Now your out of the murky depths you might as well stay out.

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