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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Please suck my cock

Poems are hard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I thoughtit was good lol

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Roses are red (they're also white, yellow, sometimes verigated and even black)

Violets are blue (they're not, they're violet)

I'm a little pedantic

You wouldn't want to marry me

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm using my hand

But I'm thinking of you

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'd like to put

My penis in you

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Get in the van

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Ohh just wait a minute

I need the loo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Most poems rhyme

But this one doesn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Get in the van

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let me not to the marriage of true minds

Admit impediments. Love is not love

Which alters when it alteration finds,

Or bends with the remover to remove.

O no! it is an ever-fixed mark

That looks on tempests and is never shaken;

It is the star to every wand'ring bark,

Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.

Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks

Within his bending sickle's compass come;

Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,

But bears it out even to the edge of doom.

If this be error and upon me prov'd,

I never writ, nor no man ever lov'd.

Roughly analysed and translated into fab jargon

“How’s you wanna fuck”

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By *ev-PMan over a year ago

Hampshire

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Got no cash

Will a daisy do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm a scitzo

And so am i

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are violet

It may not be romantic

But ive put my bins out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Valentines is a load of shit

Yet half the world's taken in by it

Retailers, florists rubbing their hands with glee

They won't get a single penny from me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... Roses are red. Voiletwands are blue. Come here and show me what you got

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’ve a _uciyass

Just for you

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By *rank n BettyCouple over a year ago

Not meeting

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get on your knees

You know what to do

Frank

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Roses are blue

Violets are red

I’m crap at colours

But great in bed

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

"Roses are blue

Violets are red

I’m crap at colours

But great in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Single men are sad

Specially when allready said no way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

(Is this worth a punt?)

"Pull down your nicks

And show me your ..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you know how to gorilla fuck your girl then you don't need to know any poetry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

I hope you won't mind

If I bend you over

And fuck your behind

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Roses are red

There's white cliffs in Dover

I'll just grab my strap on

While you bend over x

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"Roses are red

(Is this worth a punt?)

"Pull down your nicks

And show me your ..."

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

I love you, I love you, I love you almighty

I wish your pyjamas were next to my nightie

Don't be mistaken, don't be misled

I meant on the washing line, not in my bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

But the price makes me whinge

I'm not spending that

Just to see your sweet minge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are stupid

Violets are silly

Grease up your flaps

Cos here comes my willy...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I wanna do kinky fucked up shit with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Let’s Fuck like rabbits

And drink Irn Bru

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Roses are white

Flowers to pluck

I fancy you

Shall we fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

I don't like to brag

But I'm leavin for London

I'm promised a shag

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I wanna do kinky fucked up shit with you

X "

Swooooooon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Nuts are round,

Skirts are up ,

Panties are down,

Belly to belly,

Skin to skin ,

When it's stiff,

Stick it in .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Call me a cynic

I’m not touching that

Til you’ve been to a clinic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

(Is this worth a punt?)

"Pull down your nicks

And show me your ..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Valentines is a load of shit

Yet half the world's taken in by it

Retailers, florists rubbing their hands with glee

They won't get a single penny from me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My roses are yellow

My pants are pink

Your a nice fellow

Fancy a drink?

Fuck off you say

Don’t think I’m bi

You don’t fancy a lay?

The I’ll say bye bye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My roses are dead

There's nowt on the telly

I now showered twice

So I'm deffo not smelly

So bring on your cocks

And bring fun to my night

You might get a meet if you play your cards right

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

roses are red

violets are twisted

bend over love

you're gonna get fisted

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