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The “You can stick yer Valentines up yer arse” thread!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Getting in a day early I know, but much like Christmas, Valentine’s Day is great for many people, but absolutely horrendous for others.
For whatever reason, whether serious or more jovial, this is the thread for those Fabbers that are, quite frankly, just a little bit “meh” about it all!
Me? Doubling or tripling the price of flowers or meals just because it’s Valentines Day!? You can stick that where the sun don’t shine!
I’ll wait until the weekend when everything’s back to normal again!
So why can Valentines Day simply sod off in your opinion? 
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It can sod off because it's yet another tradition that has become warped and taken as important in order to line pockets .... no more.
For valentines I used to love a cuddle and a cuppa from my husband. |
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"Valentines day doesn't bother me really. But the standard of poetry is atrocious. "
Hatter. Mad Hatter, let nought come between us.
I've not seen your arse, your tits or your penis.
But what does that matter whens't your heart maketh sunshine.
I have a fucking huge dildo to give you val-en-tine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel sorry for you if a card and a little something for the one you love is too much trouble."
I don't have one that I love 
And if I did, I would let them know I loved them every day not just when 14th Feb came around...  |
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"I feel sorry for you if a card and a little something for the one you love is too much trouble.
I don't have one that I love
And if I did, I would let them know I loved them every day not just when 14th Feb came around... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I make the most of valentines when I’m in a relationship, but then I’m a soppy bugger, always have been. It’s there for those who choose to indulge, those that don’t can just ignore it. I sent a card to the love of my life yesterday so I’m a nervous wreck at the mo wondering if she ripped it up or whether she’ll realise that I mean what I say. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Valentines day doesn't bother me really. But the standard of poetry is atrocious.
Hatter. Mad Hatter, let nought come between us.
I've not seen your arse, your tits or your penis.
But what does that matter whens't your heart maketh sunshine.
I have a fucking huge dildo to give you val-en-tine. "
That's pretty good.
At least it didn't start with Roses are red. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel sorry for you if a card and a little something for the one you love is too much trouble."
I gave my wife a baby. Beats the shit out of 'a card and a little something' |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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It shouldn't. I let him know frequently how much I care for him but I am unashamedly getting him a card and doing other stuff tomorrow.
I remember when I was single it was always a bit but I like the silliness of it now. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
I always thought Valentine’s Day was for single people to send an anonymous card or token to with a cryptic message or a from ? written on it.
I remember getting a rose from a secret admirer when I was about 20. I didn’t find out who it was from until months later. Absolutely lovely guy who I wouldn’t have dreamed was interested in me. I was chuffed to bits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Top tip: the flowers will be half price tomorrow, and they usually have around a 7 day guaranteed shelf life, so for those of you that do have a significant other, get them double the amount tomorrow for the same money! 
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Actually, I mean Thursday! I’m a day too soon!!  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Valentines day doesn't bother me really. But the standard of poetry is atrocious.
Hatter. Mad Hatter, let nought come between us.
I've not seen your arse, your tits or your penis.
But what does that matter whens't your heart maketh sunshine.
I have a fucking huge dildo to give you val-en-tine.
That's pretty good.
At least it didn't start with Roses are red. "
Could've been worse...
Might have started with...
Roses are Blue.... |
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I suppose it just reminds some people to be a bit more romantic with their partner one day a year,if they don't consider doing it normally that is. Even a nice romantic meal at home and just concentrate on each other is great. |
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"Valentines day doesn't bother me really. But the standard of poetry is atrocious.
Hatter. Mad Hatter, let nought come between us.
I've not seen your arse, your tits or your penis.
But what does that matter whens't your heart maketh sunshine.
I have a fucking huge dildo to give you val-en-tine.
That's pretty good.
At least it didn't start with Roses are red. "
Roses Red are and Blue be thy feet
Thou are six foot seven; they stick out of my sheet.
When we face to face you cock thrust my belly
I prefer your legs open so I can watch the telly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel sorry for you if a card and a little something for the one you love is too much trouble."
Its just for the shops to cash in on just like mothers day and fathers day. But idiots like you go out and buy them ha ha.
If someone loves you they will show it everyday not just on a stupid money making day end of rant.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Valentines day doesn't bother me really. But the standard of poetry is atrocious.
Hatter. Mad Hatter, let nought come between us.
I've not seen your arse, your tits or your penis.
But what does that matter whens't your heart maketh sunshine.
I have a fucking huge dildo to give you val-en-tine.
That's pretty good.
At least it didn't start with Roses are red.
Roses Red are and Blue be thy feet
Thou are six foot seven; they stick out of my sheet.
When we face to face you cock thrust my belly
I prefer your legs open so I can watch the telly."
Love it lol  . |
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"Valentines day doesn't bother me really. But the standard of poetry is atrocious.
Hatter. Mad Hatter, let nought come between us.
I've not seen your arse, your tits or your penis.
But what does that matter whens't your heart maketh sunshine.
I have a fucking huge dildo to give you val-en-tine.
That's pretty good.
At least it didn't start with Roses are red.
Could've been worse...
Might have started with...
Roses are Blue...."
Roses are blue when Picasso does art..
And so is the air when your loved one doth fart.
So grab the Febreze and give a light spray
Then lay down and fuck like you just met this day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alone, but not lonely. It'd be nice to have someone to think about and be thought of by.
I don't, so Meh.. Stick it up your arse! At least I've got a bottle of red all to myself  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"I feel sorry for you if a card and a little something for the one you love is too much trouble.
I don't have one that I love
And if I did, I would let them know I loved them every day not just when 14th Feb came around... "
And that's exactly what hubby and I do  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
I saw this on fb earlier...
You don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day?
Some people don't have a mother on Mother's Day
Or a father on Fathers Day
So shut the fuck up.
This is how I feel about it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw this on fb earlier...
You don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day?
Some people don't have a mother on Mother's Day
Or a father on Fathers Day
So shut the fuck up.
This is how I feel about it.
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Way to get morbid on a light hearted thread Lady Lick.. sorry if you're one of those people.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw this on fb earlier...
You don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day?
Some people don't have a mother on Mother's Day
Or a father on Fathers Day
So shut the fuck up.
This is how I feel about it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been with my husband 15 years,we never do valentines day at all....never have.after 15 years I think we no how much we love and tolerate each other,infact if anything I should get a medal for putting up with him for so long. |
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"I saw this on fb earlier...
You don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day?
Some people don't have a mother on Mother's Day
Or a father on Fathers Day
So shut the fuck up.
This is how I feel about it.
Way to get morbid on a light hearted thread Lady Lick.. sorry if you're one of those people.
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Way to get morbid on a light hearted thread.
Take off the tragedy mask ; let's fuck instead.
Valentine didn't want knickers to twist
He gave us this day to wank, fuck and fist.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I saw this on fb earlier...
You don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day?
Some people don't have a mother on Mother's Day
Or a father on Fathers Day
So shut the fuck up.
This is how I feel about it.
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But if you think about it that’s a bit like saying “Suffering from depression? Other people have other problems too so shut the fuck up about it!” - I’m not sure how the mental health charities would feel about that! 
But anyway - have you seen the price of Milk Tray in the run up to Valentines Day!!! Honestly, they’ll be a couple of quid cheaper at the weekend!!
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"I saw this on fb earlier...
You don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day?
Some people don't have a mother on Mother's Day
Or a father on Fathers Day
So shut the fuck up.
This is how I feel about it.
But if you think about it that’s a bit like saying “Suffering from depression? Other people have other problems too so shut the fuck up about it!” - I’m not sure how the mental health charities would feel about that!
But anyway - have you seen the price of Milk Tray in the run up to Valentines Day!!! Honestly, they’ll be a couple of quid cheaper at the weekend!!
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I’ve had some Thornton’s chocolates they were very nice |
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Milk tray is good but Thornton's are better.
If you want to fuck safe then use a French Letter.
Chocolate spread on a cock till it's a Cadbury finger.
Then lick it clean off like a 'like minded' swinger. |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"Alone, but not lonely. It'd be nice to have someone to think about and be thought of by.
I don't, so Meh.. Stick it up your arse! At least I've got a bottle of red all to myself "
This is me too!
I’m also going to cook myself a really nice piece of steak |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Milk tray is good but Thornton's are better.
If you want to fuck safe then use a French Letter.
Chocolate spread on a cock till it's a Cadbury finger.
Then lick it clean off like a 'like minded' swinger."
Granny Crumpet is on form today
Churning out Valentines ditties
I want to bend her over the desk
Then cum all over her titties  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's fun for those that like it but I can live without it in terms of being with a partner, and having the compulsory passing over of a card (such an old romantic I am)
I could get excited if I received a truly anonymous card though, wondering who it might be, could keep me interested for a day or so. I have sent a few anonymous ones over the years, but have never told them I did |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's fun for those that like it but I can live without it in terms of being with a partner, and having the compulsory passing over of a card (such an old romantic I am)
I could get excited if I received a truly anonymous card though, wondering who it might be, could keep me interested for a day or so. I have sent a few anonymous ones over the years, but have never told them I did "
You'd best give me your address then... no.. wait.. hang on a minute... DOH! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's fun for those that like it but I can live without it in terms of being with a partner, and having the compulsory passing over of a card (such an old romantic I am)
I could get excited if I received a truly anonymous card though, wondering who it might be, could keep me interested for a day or so. I have sent a few anonymous ones over the years, but have never told them I did
You'd best give me your address then... no.. wait.. hang on a minute... DOH!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you’re a single pringle, have your eye on someone than it’s a great way to break the ice. If you’re in a loved-up relationship then the sentiment is sweet.
I’d like to be in a place where it makes me feel all mushy & |
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By * and BCouple
over a year ago
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I will be taking Mrs F out for a meal on Valentines day. Playing it safe though, as so many double the price on February 14th. I have never seen this happen at the local chippy so I'll push the boat out on this day of love and add a fish to the chips for one day only |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's fun for those that like it but I can live without it in terms of being with a partner, and having the compulsory passing over of a card (such an old romantic I am) :D"
thanks for the reminder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's fun for those that like it but I can live without it in terms of being with a partner, and having the compulsory passing over of a card (such an old romantic I am) :D
thanks for the reminder "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel sorry for you if a card and a little something for the one you love is too much trouble.
I don't have one that I love
And if I did, I would let them know I loved them every day not just when 14th Feb came around...
And that's exactly what hubby and I do "
As it should be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haven't had a valentines card or fuss of any kind for 9 years, doubt I'd get anything off this guy I've been meeting. He doesn't know my address to send anything to and I won't see him for a few days. |
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"I feel sorry for you if a card and a little something for the one you love is too much trouble.
I don't have one that I love
And if I did, I would let them know I loved them every day not just when 14th Feb came around...
And that's exactly what hubby and I do "
Another who thinks it's an either or situation I see.... You can. Do both! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It used to be sweet... Now its all for the attention seekers.
Yesterday bookface was full of look at me with my pancakes..
Today will be full of bright red flowers and cheap fizz.
Love isn't retail, its a silent hug, a bath running for you, being held, tucked up, taking on the world together, quietly cocooned. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting in a day early I know, but much like Christmas, Valentine’s Day is great for many people, but absolutely horrendous for others.
For whatever reason, whether serious or more jovial, this is the thread for those Fabbers that are, quite frankly, just a little bit “meh” about it all!
Me? Doubling or tripling the price of flowers or meals just because it’s Valentines Day!? You can stick that where the sun don’t shine!
I’ll wait until the weekend when everything’s back to normal again!
So why can Valentines Day simply sod off in your opinion?
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I completely agree with you OP. The half price choccy is good for the day after though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will not see Cute until March, so even though I'm in a relationship on a Valentine's day, it doesn't make any change for me as I'm still alone at home like every year.
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