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Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.
I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..
Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too  That's only online, doesn't count  |
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"Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.
I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..
Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too That's only online, doesn't count "
I used to be an Afghan ....... I'm not sure now.... What's fat and pink with thinning grey hair and a fuck off expression ? |
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"Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.
I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..
Jackawara im small and fistey and got a little bite on me
Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too That's only online, doesn't count "
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"Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.
I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..
Jackawara im small and fistey and got a little bite on me
Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too That's only online, doesn't count "
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"Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.
I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..
Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too That's only online, doesn't count
I used to be an Afghan ....... I'm not sure now.... What's fat and pink with thinning grey hair and a fuck off expression ?"
English Bull Terrier? Their fur is usually so thin you can make out the pink skin underneath...fucking mental though  |
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"Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.
I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..
Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too That's only online, doesn't count "
Hmmm - tricky one as my fab persona and my real world one are very different!
On fab I’d say I’m definitely a Red Setter - pretty good to look at and confident!
In the real world I’d say may be a Labrador? Less striking and noticeable - but still not bad - and utterly dependable ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Shar pei.
Affectionate, Devoted, Suspicious, Reserved, Loving, Independent with a permanent resting bitch face. "
Great answer - resting bitch face They do look pissed off all the time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.
I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..
Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too That's only online, doesn't count
Hmmm - tricky one as my fab persona and my real world one are very different!
On fab I’d say I’m definitely a Red Setter - pretty good to look at and confident!
In the real world I’d say may be a Labrador? Less striking and noticeable - but still not bad - and utterly dependable ! "
You have the Red Setter locks |
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"My nephew told me once if I was a dog I would be a golden retriever because I am always helping people "
Goldies have bit more children than any other dog! |
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"Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.
I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..
Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too That's only online, doesn't count
Hmmm - tricky one as my fab persona and my real world one are very different!
On fab I’d say I’m definitely a Red Setter - pretty good to look at and confident!
In the real world I’d say may be a Labrador? Less striking and noticeable - but still not bad - and utterly dependable !
You have the Red Setter locks "
Yeah - but I have a hunch that they don’t have to spend as much on conditioner as I do! |
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"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me
A what?
Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either
A designer mongrel then. "
Of course |
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"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me
A what?
Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either
Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx"
Oh no! You'd get on my nerves with your hyperactive yappyness and nipping at my heels or hiding in handbags and popping out like an mean Gremlin. |
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"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me
A what?
Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either
Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx
Oh no! You'd get on my nerves with your hyperactive yappyness and nipping at my heels or hiding in handbags and popping out like an mean Gremlin."
I dont need to be in a bag look after me and ill be kind |
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"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me
A what?
Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either
A designer mongrel then.
Of course "
I have a jack russell and know too well their shitty personality traits, you're a brave lady taking on a dog that is a mixture of two arsehole personalities |
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"Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.
I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..
Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too That's only online, doesn't count
I used to be an Afghan ....... I'm not sure now.... What's fat and pink with thinning grey hair and a fuck off expression ?
English Bull Terrier? Their fur is usually so thin you can make out the pink skin underneath...fucking mental though "
Sounds about right |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me
A what?
Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either
A designer mongrel then.
Of course
I have a jack russell and know too well their shitty personality traits, you're a brave lady taking on a dog that is a mixture of two arsehole personalities "
My little lady is very quiet and a lovely personality |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me
A what?
Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either
Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx
Oh no! You'd get on my nerves with your hyperactive yappyness and nipping at my heels or hiding in handbags and popping out like an mean Gremlin.
I dont need to be in a bag look after me and ill be kind "
That's the Chiuaua in you talking.. the Jack Russel would just want to play fetch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me
A what?
Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either
Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx
Oh no! You'd get on my nerves with your hyperactive yappyness and nipping at my heels or hiding in handbags and popping out like an mean Gremlin.
I dont need to be in a bag look after me and ill be kind
That's the Chiuaua in you talking.. the Jack Russel would just want to play fetch "
If u rub me right i wont bite ya hands off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me
A what?
Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either
A designer mongrel then.
Of course
I have a jack russell and know too well their shitty personality traits, you're a brave lady taking on a dog that is a mixture of two arsehole personalities "
We're talking the dogs.. not you lmfao I'm in tears |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me
A what?
Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either
Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx
Oh no! You'd get on my nerves with your hyperactive yappyness and nipping at my heels or hiding in handbags and popping out like an mean Gremlin.
I dont need to be in a bag look after me and ill be kind
That's the Chiuaua in you talking.. the Jack Russel would just want to play fetch
If u rub me right i wont bite ya hands off "
I'm not getting close enough to find out I'm more a big dog fan, sorry.. you yappy bitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me
A what?
Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either
Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx
Oh no! You'd get on my nerves with your hyperactive yappyness and nipping at my heels or hiding in handbags and popping out like an mean Gremlin.
I dont need to be in a bag look after me and ill be kind
That's the Chiuaua in you talking.. the Jack Russel would just want to play fetch
If u rub me right i wont bite ya hands off
I'm not getting close enough to find out I'm more a big dog fan, sorry.. you yappy bitch "
Never judge |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me
A what?
Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either
A designer mongrel then.
Of course
I have a jack russell and know too well their shitty personality traits, you're a brave lady taking on a dog that is a mixture of two arsehole personalities
We're talking the dogs.. not you lmfao I'm in tears"
I have two arsehole personalities? Strange you've come to that conclusion without us ever chatting. Don't worry, I'll sort that now to make sure it never accidentally happens. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me
A what?
Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either
Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx
Oh no! You'd get on my nerves with your hyperactive yappyness and nipping at my heels or hiding in handbags and popping out like an mean Gremlin.
I dont need to be in a bag look after me and ill be kind
That's the Chiuaua in you talking.. the Jack Russel would just want to play fetch
If u rub me right i wont bite ya hands off
I'm not getting close enough to find out I'm more a big dog fan, sorry.. you yappy bitch
Never judge "
I'm teasing x I'd never call you a yappy bitch for real.. you'd bite my ankles off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me
A what?
Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either
Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx
Oh no! You'd get on my nerves with your hyperactive yappyness and nipping at my heels or hiding in handbags and popping out like an mean Gremlin.
I dont need to be in a bag look after me and ill be kind
That's the Chiuaua in you talking.. the Jack Russel would just want to play fetch
If u rub me right i wont bite ya hands off
I'm not getting close enough to find out I'm more a big dog fan, sorry.. you yappy bitch
Never judge
I'm teasing x I'd never call you a yappy bitch for real.. you'd bite my ankles off"
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