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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In your opinion what features would genuinely improve fab"
Kinkybutler would like to see a hashing system so that he doesn't have to search all of the lobbies for subjects that intrest him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the best pick up line to get women or couples to cam with you on kik?"
There are 3.5 billion women on the planet, do you really think there is a magic sentence the butler uses that works for all?
Put the work in my friend, and you shall reap the benefits  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why won't my cat pay attention to me?"
It is not your cats job to pay attention to you, remember a cat believes that it gets a free house when it adopts a human, it let's you live there rent free, and now you want attention? Kinkybutler recommends getting a dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a question as such. One of my alter online egos (One ego simply isn't enough for a man of my stature) The Guru says "Hello" He'd also like to ask what the best flavour of ice cream is? So I guess there was a question after all. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is a woman in love like a welder?"
Kinkybutler believes a woman in love is like a welder, because she makes sparks fly when the rod makes contact, and every so often she will lift the mask to take a breath |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not a question as such. One of my alter online egos (One ego simply isn't enough for a man of my stature) The Guru says "Hello" He'd also like to ask what the best flavour of ice cream is? So I guess there was a question after all."
Hello guru, icecream is the only time that vanilla is a sensible answer to "what do you fancy" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Why, when I open my front door for my cat, does he purposefully,stretch, then walk as slowly as possible into the house keeping me waiting? "
When it's your house, then you can decide how long it takes to let the master/mistress in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is a woman in love like a welder?
Kinkybutler believes a woman in love is like a welder, because she makes sparks fly when the rod makes contact, and every so often she will lift the mask to take a breath "
...Because they both carry a torch ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is a woman in love like a welder?
Kinkybutler believes a woman in love is like a welder, because she makes sparks fly when the rod makes contact, and every so often she will lift the mask to take a breath
...Because they both carry a torch !"
No, kinkybutler is never wrong  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a question as such. One of my alter online egos (One ego simply isn't enough for a man of my stature) The Guru says "Hello" He'd also like to ask what the best flavour of ice cream is? So I guess there was a question after all.
Hello guru, icecream is the only time that vanilla is a sensible answer to "what do you fancy" "
Guru see's you as an equal - he is satisfied with your answer. Namaste  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kinky Butler, what is the sound of one hand clapping.? "
The sound of one's fingers slapping against the palm of one's hand, hard to do, but possible |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not a question as such. One of my alter online egos (One ego simply isn't enough for a man of my stature) The Guru says "Hello" He'd also like to ask what the best flavour of ice cream is? So I guess there was a question after all.
Hello guru, icecream is the only time that vanilla is a sensible answer to "what do you fancy"
Guru see's you as an equal - he is satisfied with your answer. Namaste "
Butler is pleased he has given you aspirations |
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By *an123Man
over a year ago
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"Kinky Butler, what is the sound of one hand clapping.?
The sound of one's fingers slapping against the palm of one's hand, hard to do, but possible "
I thank you sir. I would also add it is half the sound of two hands clapping  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kinky Butler, am i to die a spinster? "
You may never marry, but the butler sends energy that you won't ever be lonely or bored, kinkybutler knows what trouble good people get into when bored |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
"Kinky Butler, am i to die a spinster?
You may never marry, but the butler sends energy that you won't ever be lonely or bored, kinkybutler knows what trouble good people get into when bored "
Ahh thanks chuck...i'll use it wisely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m in the Peak District I have a stinking cold. I have two dogs and am done with walking up and down hills.
What do you recommend to do tomorrow that does not involve walking much? "
Kinkybutler recommends spending a few hours looking at dog walking services, otherwise you are going to be cleaning up a lot of shit round the house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello Kinky Butler
Depending on which side of the equator I am, my water goes down the plughole in the opposite direction. Are whirlpools the same, I mean Would they change direction if they crossed the equator? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a question as such. One of my alter online egos (One ego simply isn't enough for a man of my stature) The Guru says "Hello" He'd also like to ask what the best flavour of ice cream is? So I guess there was a question after all.
Hello guru, icecream is the only time that vanilla is a sensible answer to "what do you fancy"
Guru see's you as an equal - he is satisfied with your answer. Namaste
Butler is pleased he has given you aspirations "
I still like you, but I think you just fucked Guru off  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Kinky Butler
Depending on which side of the equator I am, my water goes down the plughole in the opposite direction. Are whirlpools the same, I mean Would they change direction if they crossed the equator?"
Yes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not a question as such. One of my alter online egos (One ego simply isn't enough for a man of my stature) The Guru says "Hello" He'd also like to ask what the best flavour of ice cream is? So I guess there was a question after all.
Hello guru, icecream is the only time that vanilla is a sensible answer to "what do you fancy"
Guru see's you as an equal - he is satisfied with your answer. Namaste
Butler is pleased he has given you aspirations
I still like you, but I think you just fucked Guru off "
Surely a guru can rise above |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a question as such. One of my alter online egos (One ego simply isn't enough for a man of my stature) The Guru says "Hello" He'd also like to ask what the best flavour of ice cream is? So I guess there was a question after all.
Hello guru, icecream is the only time that vanilla is a sensible answer to "what do you fancy"
Guru see's you as an equal - he is satisfied with your answer. Namaste
Butler is pleased he has given you aspirations
I still like you, but I think you just fucked Guru off
Surely a guru can rise above "
I don't know.. I'm the chilled out one.. he's a bit up his own arse, having direct access to the Universe and all that |
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