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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's recently been suggested by a couple that I may be a Male Unicorn.
A man that enjoys fun with couples and Hotwives, but not interested in any Cuckolding, Roleplay or actual.
Would you agree that's the correct label for that kind of man? I'm not bothered about labels myself, I know who I am and find they can be useful, pointless, complimentary and derogatory.
Also, for fun.. Which mythical Fab beast would you define yourself as and why.
*Lighthearted please - If you're not a fan of labels, no need to comment. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s a unicorn with a really small horn called? 
Let’s be fair, I’m practically a horse with a wart on its forehead  "
 If I am a male unicorn.. it's of the Shetland variety |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's recently been suggested by a couple that I may be a Male Unicorn.
A man that enjoys fun with couples and Hotwives, but not interested in any Cuckolding, Roleplay or actual.
Would you agree that's the correct label for that kind of man? I'm not bothered about labels myself, I know who I am and find they can be useful, pointless, complimentary and derogatory.
Also, for fun.. Which mythical Fab beast would you define yourself as and why.
*Lighthearted please - If you're not a fan of labels, no need to comment."
no if I were gonna stick a label on you it would be stand this way up  |
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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago
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"What’s a unicorn with a really small horn called?
Let’s be fair, I’m practically a horse with a wart on its forehead
If I am a male unicorn.. it's of the Shetland variety "
Jeez that made me laugh haha   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's recently been suggested by a couple that I may be a Male Unicorn.
A man that enjoys fun with couples and Hotwives, but not interested in any Cuckolding, Roleplay or actual.
Would you agree that's the correct label for that kind of man? I'm not bothered about labels myself, I know who I am and find they can be useful, pointless, complimentary and derogatory.
Also, for fun.. Which mythical Fab beast would you define yourself as and why.
*Lighthearted please - If you're not a fan of labels, no need to comment.no if I were gonna stick a label on you it would be stand this way up "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A unicorn is a single bifem.
You say you are straight. So not a male unicorn.
Just a filthy sod. Like a lot of us on here "
I know.. that's why male was put infront.. I wondered about the bi bit myself.. I was under the impression female unicorns were bisexual. |
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"What’s a unicorn with a really small horn called?
Let’s be fair, I’m practically a horse with a wart on its forehead
If I am a male unicorn.. it's of the Shetland variety "
The unicorn does happen to be the national 'animal' of Scotland, so there may well be a Shetland version . . .
I like the sound of a Centaur - stuck between the two worlds of the wild beast and that of the civilised human being. Also described as rowdy warrior types prone to heavy drinking (not these days though) and other primal excesses (yes please), which often brought them into conflict with their more cultured cousins . . .  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What’s a unicorn with a really small horn called?
Let’s be fair, I’m practically a horse with a wart on its forehead
If I am a male unicorn.. it's of the Shetland variety
The unicorn does happen to be the national 'animal' of Scotland, so there may well be a Shetland version . . .
I like the sound of a Centaur - stuck between the two worlds of the wild beast and that of the civilised human being. Also described as rowdy warrior types prone to heavy drinking (not these days though) and other primal excesses (yes please), which often brought them into conflict with their more cultured cousins . . . "
I did suggest Centaur, to avoid the bi confusion and the same reasons you gave. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Medusa... With my curly locks it looks like snakes at times lol.... And I'm told my eyes can stop people in their tracks... "
Does that mean any hero's coming to vanquish you need extra protection? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Horny Hippo 
All joking aside my ex used to call me “hungry, hungry, hungry-hungry hippo” and laughed saying it was his favourite board game as a child  "
You've snatched the innocence of that game from me now.. I'll think of this thread forever more any time I play it with my kids! |
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"Oh! Can I be a mermaid? They're cool. And I'm often wet.
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From swimming
Only if I can be Sebastian the Crab. "
I've not seen the Disney Little Mermaid which, if memory serves correctly, he's from? But hell, why not. You can get caught up in my long, flowing hair if you like?
Ps I just googled - I always thought he was a lobster? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh! Can I be a mermaid? They're cool. And I'm often wet.
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From swimming
Only if I can be Sebastian the Crab.
I've not seen the Disney Little Mermaid which, if memory serves correctly, he's from? But hell, why not. You can get caught up in my long, flowing hair if you like?
Ps I just googled - I always thought he was a lobster? "
*Storms off in disgust to go sing "Under the Sea" Tucked up in his little HERMIT CRAB shell.. muttering "Fucking Lobster! Who the fuck does she think she is? Bloody mermaids thinking they're all that" |
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"Oh! Can I be a mermaid? They're cool. And I'm often wet.
.
.
.
.
.
From swimming
Only if I can be Sebastian the Crab.
I've not seen the Disney Little Mermaid which, if memory serves correctly, he's from? But hell, why not. You can get caught up in my long, flowing hair if you like?
Ps I just googled - I always thought he was a lobster?
*Storms off in disgust to go sing "Under the Sea" Tucked up in his little HERMIT CRAB shell.. muttering "Fucking Lobster! Who the fuck does she think she is? Bloody mermaids thinking they're all that""
*About turns to see if it's on Amazon Prime.
And wonders, very, very quietly, to herself, if he's even in the Hans Christian Anderson story.* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh! Can I be a mermaid? They're cool. And I'm often wet.
.
.
.
.
.
From swimming
Only if I can be Sebastian the Crab.
I've not seen the Disney Little Mermaid which, if memory serves correctly, he's from? But hell, why not. You can get caught up in my long, flowing hair if you like?
Ps I just googled - I always thought he was a lobster?
*Storms off in disgust to go sing "Under the Sea" Tucked up in his little HERMIT CRAB shell.. muttering "Fucking Lobster! Who the fuck does she think she is? Bloody mermaids thinking they're all that"
*About turns to see if it's on Amazon Prime.
And wonders, very, very quietly, to herself, if he's even in the Hans Christian Anderson story.*"
Hans Christian who-gives-a-fuck "The sea is aaaalways greener, on somebody else's plate" |
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