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Sucks like dyson.
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over a year ago
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“As a Gentleman I won’t go into the details of our meet but needless to say I soon had her barking like a sea-lion and cumming like a Trojan as she gushed on my 9 inch cock” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most verifications make me chuckle to be honest....if there were a few less than favorable ones to make everything seem more true to life then I'd be more inclined to believe the good ones.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just read one that says "Couldn't resist filling her tasty little pussy, hope ya not pregnant"   "
Yep....the class on here is truly breathtaking sometimes. |
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"Cor wat a sexy lady. Dressed 2 thrill. She had me hard in seconds, could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and she was soon taking my 9" of meat in her tight pussy. Best 24 minutes of my life. Treat her with respect." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“As a Gentleman I won’t go into the details of our meet but needless to say I soon had her barking like a sea-lion and cumming like a Trojan as she gushed on my 9 inch cock” "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Cor wat a sexy lady. Dressed 2 thrill. She had me hard in seconds, could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and she was soon taking my 9" of meat in her tight pussy. Best 24 minutes of my life. Treat her with respect.""
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you seen any fun verifications? I like the "sucks like dyson" one lol
No one says sucks like a Henry or Henrietta do they ? .  "
Or a GTech cordless with alternating heads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Veris always make me laugh. It's like reading a yelp review about someone
That made me laugh. A Fab version of tripadvisor or should that be stripadvisor! "
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Oh my god :-0 meet this woman at your peril! Seriously she has got the biggest fanny you have ever seen. You need to wrap a bandage round your cock to touch the sides and she farts like a curry eating camel. I'd tell her in person, but I'm shit scared she will insert her six toes up my arse and cackle like a hyena.
One of mine 
Thank you Ryan....wherever you are hiding. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you seen any fun verifications? I like the "sucks like dyson" one lol "
How would you know they suck like a dyson unless they loke dyson
Wonder if the same can be said of a blender? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you seen any fun verifications? I like the "sucks like dyson" one lol
No one says sucks like a Henry or Henrietta do they ? . "
No they dont as the pressure isnt the same lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Treat her with respect’..... usually followed by something nice and graphic! "
This one does my nut in. What else am I gonna do? Call her ugly and whip her with the telephone cord? |
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I think the use of clichés often shows that the writer struggled to find something honest to say. If you truly enjoyed the experience, and genuinely found the person attractive you'd be able to articulate that, not be sitting be staring at the screen wondering wtf to write. I've even wondered on occasion were the veris written under duress ('I left you a veri last week you fucking asshole and you still haven't written me one.... Enjoy the tonne of manure I'm having delivered to your door if I haven't got my veri by tomorrow').... I often find when you read the corresponding veri on the other person's profile, there's enormous disparity between them... One is usually OTT enthusiastic and the other is a three line cliché-fest... Generally with a whiff of regret at having bothered meeting at all emanating from between those lines... 
Veris make entertaining reading.... I think of them as spin-offs to the comedy gold that is my 'local updates'... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Met her last night, wrong time of the month so a messy fuck later we hit the shower and she gave me a glorious soapy tit wank.Dont miss out on this one guys"
 I kid you not. TMI"
A guy who loves his women everyday of the month. Must've been love... |
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