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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i got asked why wont i fuck someone

and my answer was "i dont wanna"

so in good humor, why wont you?

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"i got asked why wont i fuck someone

and my answer was "i dont wanna"

so in good humor, why wont you?

I’ve just finished my make up

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

Because I’m watching the rugby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because they're one the FBI's most wanted list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because fucking around isn’t the be all and end all.

It’s just a nice leisure activity from time to time, and right now I’m getting ready for the football to start!

Hashtag #priorities!

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By *wisted2000Woman over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

Because I’m too tired and wanna be the little spoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i cant be arsed to go out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My eggs nearly boiled!

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By *ogisticalBigManMan over a year ago

Sheffield

Because.....effort

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one wants to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I need to wash my hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I fancy a no makeup day in my very sexiest loungewear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh all right then, but don't crack my avocado face mask.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just ate 2 huge macs

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I cant find my penis just right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I also just polished off my 11th wank off the day im all out

But honestly creme eggs?

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Because my phlegmmy cough is really not attractive

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Because I have my first spot in about ten years.

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By *alkirkbairnMan over a year ago

Grangemouth

"i got asked why wont i fuck someone

and my answer was "i dont wanna"

so in good humor, why wont you?

Did you get the traditional "why you on a sex site?" reply lol

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I don’t want to because I had an orgasm yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got a headache

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That time of the month I'm afraid

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By *orticiaWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Afternoon nap time!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That time of the month I'm afraid

Are you “on”, G? I’ll make you a hot water bottle x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i got asked why wont i fuck someone

and my answer was "i dont wanna"

so in good humor, why wont you?

"
coz he's an ugly barsteward

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That time of the month I'm afraid

Are you “on”, G? I’ll make you a hot water bottle x"

Would you kindly? You are a lil star, Blanche

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Because you just wouldnt want me right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cus I just took a dump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buggered if I’m going out in this weather!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

I'm housesitting my nanna

Wait....she can come too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm housesitting my nanna

Wait....she can come too?

"
only if she takes her teeth out

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"I'm housesitting my nanna

Wait....she can come too?

only if she takes her teeth out

She doesn't wear them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ivw just eaten and dont want to get a stitch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i got asked why wont i fuck someone

and my answer was "i dont wanna"

so in good humor, why wont you?

Did you get the traditional "why you on a sex site?" reply lol

no just a "fair" lol

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Full of flu

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Cos me crabs are feeding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry, I'm washing the dog that day.

... What do you mean you haven't given me a day yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haven't shaved my legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That time of the month I'm afraid

Are you “on”, G? I’ll make you a hot water bottle x

Would you kindly? You are a lil star, Blanche

I’ll rub your belly too.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple over a year ago

Stafford

"That time of the month I'm afraid

Shark week here too. Wanna bite of my chocolate?

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Because I still have a slight hangover and might vomit if I bounce around too much!!

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Because there is a letter y in the day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That time of the month I'm afraid

Are you “on”, G? I’ll make you a hot water bottle x

Would you kindly? You are a lil star, Blanche

I’ll rub your belly too. "

Well... if you're sure... but you may have me purring if you aren't careful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That time of the month I'm afraid

Shark week here too. Wanna bite of my chocolate?"

Oooh now you're talking!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm still in recovery mode after having a 20 guy gangbang. Message back in 3 days.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Because I have spent all day in my pyjamas cleaning, tidying, hoovering and sorting out books and records. I am now dusty, cobwebby, sweaty and generally minging. Right now I want crisps. Sex is the furthest thing from my mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

loving this thread and answers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are a bit of a munter.

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By *r n1ceguyMan over a year ago

Cardiff

My willy say "Nooooo"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

as the tag wont let me come and play after dark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cos I'm saving myself for that one over there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That time of the month I'm afraid

Are you “on”, G? I’ll make you a hot water bottle x

Would you kindly? You are a lil star, Blanche

I’ll rub your belly too.

Well... if you're sure... but you may have me purring if you aren't careful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh fffucks sake

Go on then I will

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