Simply post a made up short one line tale bout you, the funnier the better.
Extra marks for over exaggerating
...I once rode a kid tricycle to the south of France and inadvertently won 3 stages of the Tour de France |
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"Simply post a made up short one line tale bout you, the funnier the better.
Extra marks for over exaggerating
...I once rode a kid tricycle to the south of France and inadvertently won 3 stages of the Tour de France "
I watched you doing it  |
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"Simply post a made up short one line tale bout you, the funnier the better.
Extra marks for over exaggerating
...I once rode a kid tricycle to the south of France and inadvertently won 3 stages of the Tour de France
I watched you doing it "
Was it you cheering the crazy sunburnt Brit beating the honed athletes |
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I lost my cock in a tragic accident so I had the worlds first experimental operation where they stitched on a baby elephants trunk in it's place.
It's fantastic but at buffets it steals the donuts and tries to shove them up my bum  |
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"I had a gangbang with semi naked butlers.
You as well
Did they bring you home in a van by any chance
Yes they tied me up too
Did hubby bring them beer and invite them in"
No he asked them to keep me |
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"Simply post a made up short one line tale bout you, the funnier the better.
Extra marks for over exaggerating
...I once rode a kid tricycle to the south of France and inadvertently won 3 stages of the Tour de France "
I'm with the vice squad you're nicked  |
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"I had a gangbang with semi naked butlers.
You as well
Did they bring you home in a van by any chance
Yes they tied me up too
Did hubby bring them beer and invite them in
No he asked them to keep me "
A man after my own heart |
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