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over a year ago
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"Any ladies do it other than at sexy time for instance while eating ??
How absolutely bizarre! A good reason for filters  "
Why, do they stop you fanny farting ? |
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"Any ladies do it other than at sexy time for instance while eating ??
How absolutely bizarre! A good reason for filters
Why, do they stop you fanny farting ?
Abso-frigging-lutely! "
Wouldn't a cork be better ?  |
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"Any ladies do it other than at sexy time for instance while eating ??
How absolutely bizarre! A good reason for filters
Why, do they stop you fanny farting ?
Abso-frigging-lutely!
Wouldn't a cork be better ? "
No Mr Charmer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any ladies do it other than at sexy time for instance while eating ??
How absolutely bizarre! A good reason for filters
Why, do they stop you fanny farting ?
Abso-frigging-lutely!
Wouldn't a cork be better ?
No Mr Charmer! "
Just having a laugh, no offence meant. |
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"Any ladies do it other than at sexy time for instance while eating ??
How absolutely bizarre! A good reason for filters
Why, do they stop you fanny farting ?
Abso-frigging-lutely!
Wouldn't a cork be better ?
No Mr Charmer!
Just having a laugh, no offence meant."
Your taxi is outside Mr Joker |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any ladies do it other than at sexy time for instance while eating ??
How absolutely bizarre! A good reason for filters
Why, do they stop you fanny farting ?
Abso-frigging-lutely!
Wouldn't a cork be better ?
No Mr Charmer!
Just having a laugh, no offence meant.
Your taxi is outside Mr Joker "
But I haven't done my hair, I'm not ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A girl I once knew could do them on demand, she used to do something like suck her belly in and out a few times then one would escape. Sounded like a wet fart! |
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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago
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"Someone should explain how fanny farts work. "
Google is your friend:
The cause of vaginal flatulence is fairly straightforward. It is the result of a buildup of air in the vagina, caused by repeated penetration and release. As the penis moves in and out, a suction effect takes place and air can become trapped in the vagina.
After intercourse, that extra air is expelled, resulting in what sounds like a traditional fart, but which contains no odour, as it does not involve gas from the intestines.
In most cases, fanny farts are more of a cause for embarrassment than concern,
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"Any ladies do it other than at sexy time for instance while eating ??
How absolutely bizarre! A good reason for filters
Why, do they stop you fanny farting ?
Abso-frigging-lutely!
Wouldn't a cork be better ?
No Mr Charmer!
Just having a laugh, no offence meant.
Your taxi is outside Mr Joker
But I haven't done my hair, I'm not ready "
You’re a man. It doesn’t take long for you to get ready! The taxi driver is getting impatient |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any ladies do it other than at sexy time for instance while eating ??
How absolutely bizarre! A good reason for filters
Why, do they stop you fanny farting ?
Abso-frigging-lutely!
Wouldn't a cork be better ?
No Mr Charmer!
Just having a laugh, no offence meant.
Your taxi is outside Mr Joker
But I haven't done my hair, I'm not ready
You’re a man. It doesn’t take long for you to get ready! The taxi driver is getting impatient "
Well, what a sweeping generalisation, takes me ages to gel my hair. I'm not sure he is as impatient as you   |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"A girl I once knew could do them on demand, she used to do something like suck her belly in and out a few times then one would escape. Sounded like a wet fart!
Nope that didn’t work "
I tried too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A girl I once knew could do them on demand, she used to do something like suck her belly in and out a few times then one would escape. Sounded like a wet fart!
Nope that didn’t work
I tried too "
I'm imagining all the women on this thread trying it now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A girl I once knew could do them on demand, she used to do something like suck her belly in and out a few times then one would escape. Sounded like a wet fart!
Nope that didn’t work
I tried too "
I've no idea how she managed it. But she proudly announced she could fanny fart and did it! We were about 12 years old so didn't know about sexual stuff! |
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"A girl I once knew could do them on demand, she used to do something like suck her belly in and out a few times then one would escape. Sounded like a wet fart!
Nope that didn’t work
I tried too
I've no idea how she managed it. But she proudly announced she could fanny fart and did it! We were about 12 years old so didn't know about sexual stuff! "
This could be a thing at the next lounge social |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"A girl I once knew could do them on demand, she used to do something like suck her belly in and out a few times then one would escape. Sounded like a wet fart! "
hahaha it probably was and you were fooled |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A girl I once knew could do them on demand, she used to do something like suck her belly in and out a few times then one would escape. Sounded like a wet fart!
hahaha it probably was and you were fooled"
Nah lol you could just hear the air going in too.
Pretty odd thing to discover really! |
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i just laughed so hard i farted 
