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 how you two doing on this cold ass Friday? | |||
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"I thought I was going to have to step in "like mary poppins step in time  | |||
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"Toyboy, aye? Might have finally found my thread how you two doing on this cold ass Friday? "good afternoon young man well im freezing how are you | |||
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"I thought I was going to have to step in like mary poppins step in time "With my spoon full of sugar  | |||
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"I thought I was going to have to step in like mary poppins step in time
With my spoon full of sugar "then ur be feeling all Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | |||
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"I thought I was going to have to step in like mary poppins step in time
With my spoon full of sugar then ur be feeling all Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
I certainly am | |||
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"I thought I was going to have to step in "As you know pink it fecking hard to get the staff | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed" Title ffs _oddy....we have enough toyboy applications ffs  | |||
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"I thought I was going to have to step in like mary poppins step in time
With my spoon full of sugar then ur be feeling all Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"I couldn't even say that word so I deffo be fecked trying to spell it  | |||
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"I thought I was going to have to step in
As you know pink it fecking hard to get the staff "One word ‘cleaner’ | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed Title ffs _oddy....we have enough toyboy applications ffs "I’ve got a toy boy  | |||
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"I thought I was going to have to step in
As you know pink it fecking hard to get the staff
One word ‘cleaner’ "Been sent to room again? | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed Title ffs _oddy....we have enough toyboy applications ffs
I’ve got a toy boy "Wtf happened to me harem ffs | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed Title ffs _oddy....we have enough toyboy applications ffs
I’ve got a toy boy
Wtf happened to me harem ffs "They’ve got themselves toy boys?  | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed Title ffs _oddy....we have enough toyboy applications ffs
I’ve got a toy boy
Wtf happened to me harem ffs
They’ve got themselves toy boys? "Wait till the next thread | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed Title ffs _oddy....we have enough toyboy applications ffs
I’ve got a toy boy
Wtf happened to me harem ffs
They’ve got themselves toy boys?
Wait till the next thread "thought if we got more toy boys you would get more slaves for your harem one could scour all the lidls for your beans | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed Title ffs _oddy....we have enough toyboy applications ffs
I’ve got a toy boy
Wtf happened to me harem ffs
They’ve got themselves toy boys?
Wait till the next thread thought if we got more toy boys you would get more slaves for your harem one could scour all the lidls for your beans "Yeah but we might get a lot of them fab straight feckers....then I'd have to go through the fecking messy business of turning them into eunuchs | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed Title ffs _oddy....we have enough toyboy applications ffs
I’ve got a toy boy
Wtf happened to me harem ffs
They’ve got themselves toy boys?
Wait till the next thread thought if we got more toy boys you would get more slaves for your harem one could scour all the lidls for your beans
Yeah but we might get a lot of them fab straight feckers....then I'd have to go through the fecking messy business of turning them into eunuchs "ive given that task to felix | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed Title ffs _oddy....we have enough toyboy applications ffs
I’ve got a toy boy
Wtf happened to me harem ffs
They’ve got themselves toy boys?
Wait till the next thread thought if we got more toy boys you would get more slaves for your harem one could scour all the lidls for your beans
Yeah but we might get a lot of them fab straight feckers....then I'd have to go through the fecking messy business of turning them into eunuchs ive given that task to felix "Yeah but who the feck is doing feliz | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed Title ffs _oddy....we have enough toyboy applications ffs
I’ve got a toy boy
Wtf happened to me harem ffs
They’ve got themselves toy boys?
Wait till the next thread thought if we got more toy boys you would get more slaves for your harem one could scour all the lidls for your beans
Yeah but we might get a lot of them fab straight feckers....then I'd have to go through the fecking messy business of turning them into eunuchs ive given that task to felix
Yeah but who the feck is doing feliz "top cat | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed Title ffs _oddy....we have enough toyboy applications ffs
I’ve got a toy boy
Wtf happened to me harem ffs
They’ve got themselves toy boys?
Wait till the next thread thought if we got more toy boys you would get more slaves for your harem one could scour all the lidls for your beans
Yeah but we might get a lot of them fab straight feckers....then I'd have to go through the fecking messy business of turning them into eunuchs ive given that task to felix
Yeah but who the feck is doing feliz top cat"Feck it's always down to me eh | |||
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"I need a rant!" You know where the thread is | |||
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"I need a rant! You know where the thread is "It's friday | |||
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"Hello everyone! Hope you’re well "Afternoon mate...all staff good here I don't even need a rant now
Took your x out off qoute though...don't want people getting funny ideas eh | |||
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"Afternoon all... I have just arrived at my "lunch break" after starting at 8am... Good job I don't mind having a busy role isn't it... "Your day job seems very busy eenie | |||
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"Hello everyone! Hope you’re well
Afternoon mate...all staff good here I don't even need a rant now
Took your x out off qoute though...don't want people getting funny ideas eh "Haha everyone gets an x off me when I’m texting no matter who they are from mates I go to football with to my parents haha x | |||
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"Afternoon all... I have just arrived at my "lunch break" after starting at 8am... Good job I don't mind having a busy role isn't it...
Your day job seems very busy eenie "It really is, but I get such a buzz from it, I absolutely love my job despite the challenges! | |||
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"Hi all just finished after a 5am as tart so now weekend can begin" Who were you being a tart for at 5am? | |||
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"Hi all just finished after a 5am as tart so now weekend can begin Who were you being a tart for at 5am? "Not for me thank feck  | |||
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"Hi all just finished after a 5am as tart so now weekend can begin Who were you being a tart for at 5am? "my boss lol had a wagon of flatpack furniture to hand ball off | |||
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"Hi all just finished after a 5am as tart so now weekend can begin Who were you being a tart for at 5am?
Not for me thank feck "u bitch lol | |||
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"Hi all just finished after a 5am as tart so now weekend can begin Who were you being a tart for at 5am?
Not for me thank feck "Me either but that's cos I am an
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"Hi all just finished after a 5am as tart so now weekend can begin Who were you being a tart for at 5am?
Not for me thank feck
Me either but that's cos I am an
"balderdash this kidder knows one when he sees one and your he devil in disguise oh yes u are as my old mucker Elvis sang | |||
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"Hi all just finished after a 5am as tart so now weekend can begin Who were you being a tart for at 5am?
Not for me thank feck
Me either but that's cos I am an
balderdash this kidder knows one when he sees one and your he devil in disguise oh yes u are as my old mucker Elvis sang"I'm not a devil... I'm a very nice woman I'll have you know...  | |||
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"Hi all just finished after a 5am as tart so now weekend can begin Who were you being a tart for at 5am?
Not for me thank feck
Me either but that's cos I am an
balderdash this kidder knows one when he sees one and your he devil in disguise oh yes u are as my old mucker Elvis sang
I'm not a devil... I'm a very nice woman I'll have you know...
"she's not the Messiah she's a very naughty girl lolx so y going to reply to me in pm sexy x | |||
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"Hi all just finished after a 5am as tart so now weekend can begin Who were you being a tart for at 5am?
Not for me thank feck
Me either but that's cos I am an
balderdash this kidder knows one when he sees one and your he devil in disguise oh yes u are as my old mucker Elvis sang
I'm not a devil... I'm a very nice woman I'll have you know...
she's not the Messiah she's a very naughty girl lolx so y going to reply to me in pm sexy x"Wha'??? I literally have no idea what that meant... | |||
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"Hi all just finished after a 5am as tart so now weekend can begin Who were you being a tart for at 5am?
Not for me thank feck
Me either but that's cos I am an
balderdash this kidder knows one when he sees one and your he devil in disguise oh yes u are as my old mucker Elvis sang
I'm not a devil... I'm a very nice woman I'll have you know...
she's not the Messiah she's a very naughty girl lolx so y going to reply to me in pm sexy x
Wha'??? I literally have no idea what that meant... "life of Brian just substituted him for her lol xx | |||
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 Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem "are they lilac with padding | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem are they lilac with padding"hammer time can't touch this | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem "Now there's something big to be going on your CV | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
are they lilac with padding"Yours will be Voddy | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem are they lilac with padding"Yeah, how'd you know, you got the same one's? | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV "I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem are they lilac with padding
Yeah, how'd you know, you got the same one's? "I thought we should be the sane with velcro to whip em off quick if we are chased through hedges | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress "last I heard it was doing her ironing | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem are they lilac with padding
Yeah, how'd you know, you got the same one's? I thought we should be the sane with velcro to whip em off quick if we are chased through hedges"Yep, excellent idea, Voddy and if we are headfirst in a hedge, no one will know which is which, they'll just see two lilac bums! | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress last I heard it was doing her ironing"Least that's one less job I'll have to do | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed" She is Making sure everything is ready for the pool party.. snacks and alcohol | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed She is Making sure everything is ready for the pool party.. snacks and alcohol "Hey,Cinn! Hope you're coming along | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed She is Making sure everything is ready for the pool party.. snacks and alcohol "thank heavens it's heated with a roll back roof for summer | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed She is Making sure everything is ready for the pool party.. snacks and alcohol thank heavens it's heated with a roll back roof for summer"Yeah, I know, you coming along? | |||
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"Someone say toy boy" Yes, that would be our Voddy! | |||
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"Someone say toy boy Yes, that would be our Voddy! "Who's _oddy | |||
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"Someone say toy boy Yes, that would be our Voddy!
Who's _oddy"She's the poster above called '_oddy' | |||
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"I think I'm too old to be anyone's toy boy now. I've got grey hair, a stiff back and a Werther's Original fetish." Nope, never too old you could be a toyboy for anyone 36+ and I'm sure there would be someone who would like to suck on one of your Werthers Originals! | |||
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"I think I'm too old to be anyone's toy boy now. I've got grey hair, a stiff back and a Werther's Original fetish. Nope, never too old you could be a toyboy for anyone 36+ and I'm sure there would be someone who would like to suck on one of your Werthers Originals! "Typical, just wanted for my sweeties. | |||
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"I think I'm too old to be anyone's toy boy now. I've got grey hair, a stiff back and a Werther's Original fetish. Nope, never too old you could be a toyboy for anyone 36+ and I'm sure there would be someone who would like to suck on one of your Werthers Originals!
Typical, just wanted for my sweeties."I'm sure you are wanted for other things too! | |||
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"I think I'm too old to be anyone's toy boy now. I've got grey hair, a stiff back and a Werther's Original fetish." why hello there young man | |||
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"I think I'm too old to be anyone's toy boy now. I've got grey hair, a stiff back and a Werther's Original fetish.why hello there young man "Would you like one of his Werthers, Voddy? | |||
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"I think I'm too old to be anyone's toy boy now. I've got grey hair, a stiff back and a Werther's Original fetish.why hello there young man
Would you like one of his Werthers, Voddy?"got me own but we could share | |||
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"I think I'm too old to be anyone's toy boy now. I've got grey hair, a stiff back and a Werther's Original fetish.why hello there young man
Would you like one of his Werthers, Voddy?got me own but we could share"Sharing is caring... | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress "BJ'S come to mind...... Nah not what your thinking
I was thinking where the feck is that babsjoan | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress last I heard it was doing her ironing""It" ffs _oddy | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed She is Making sure everything is ready for the pool party.. snacks and alcohol "We send _oddy to Tesco cinn....she's got poachers pockets | |||
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"I think I'm too old to be anyone's toy boy now. I've got grey hair, a stiff back and a Werther's Original fetish." Same here mate...well the weather's fetish is not for me...but the grey hair I just stick a wig on | |||
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"I need a rant! You know where the thread is
It's friday "It hasn’t stopped anyone else | |||
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"I need a rant! You know where the thread is
It's friday
It hasn’t stopped anyone else "Yeah but they ended up knocking a extra 2 quid a month of my broadband and that's on top of the 80 quid cash back and the 50 quid preloaded Mastercard. So I've got feck all to rant about now | |||
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"I need a rant! You know where the thread is
It's friday
It hasn’t stopped anyone else
Yeah but they ended up knocking a extra 2 quid a month of my broadband and that's on top of the 80 quid cash back and the 50 quid preloaded Mastercard.
So I've got feck all to rant about now "Cake on you then  | |||
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"I need a rant! You know where the thread is
It's friday
It hasn’t stopped anyone else
Yeah but they ended up knocking a extra 2 quid a month of my broadband and that's on top of the 80 quid cash back and the 50 quid preloaded Mastercard.
So I've got feck all to rant about now
Cake on you then "Been to Tesco and got the vanilla haagen dazs in for later | |||
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"I need a rant! You know where the thread is
It's friday
It hasn’t stopped anyone else
Yeah but they ended up knocking a extra 2 quid a month of my broadband and that's on top of the 80 quid cash back and the 50 quid preloaded Mastercard.
So I've got feck all to rant about now
Cake on you then
Been to Tesco and got the vanilla haagen dazs in for later"Vanilla | |||
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Im partial to the Werthers with a creamy filling myself. Mmmm sucks and chews one.
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"I need a rant! You know where the thread is
It's friday
It hasn’t stopped anyone else
Yeah but they ended up knocking a extra 2 quid a month of my broadband and that's on top of the 80 quid cash back and the 50 quid preloaded Mastercard.
So I've got feck all to rant about now
Cake on you then
Been to Tesco and got the vanilla haagen dazs in for later
Vanilla "I know
But it's nice | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed She is Making sure everything is ready for the pool party.. snacks and alcohol
We send _oddy to Tesco cinn....she's got poachers pockets"LMAO that made me chuckle. | |||
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"Werthers and Voddy sounds yummy. I have Haribo vodka in the fridge very tasty soggy jelly
Im partial to the Werthers with a creamy filling myself. Mmmm sucks and chews one.
"Was a bloke in earlier who you'll get along with just fine | |||
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"wheres sami when shes needed She is Making sure everything is ready for the pool party.. snacks and alcohol
We send _oddy to Tesco cinn....she's got poachers pockets
LMAO that made me chuckle. "what potion goes down ur throat ms cinn | |||
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"I need a rant! You know where the thread is
It's friday
It hasn’t stopped anyone else
Yeah but they ended up knocking a extra 2 quid a month of my broadband and that's on top of the 80 quid cash back and the 50 quid preloaded Mastercard.
So I've got feck all to rant about now
Cake on you then
Been to Tesco and got the vanilla haagen dazs in for later
Vanilla
I know
But it's nice "it's fecking tasteless | |||
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"Werthers and Voddy sounds yummy. I have Haribo vodka in the fridge very tasty soggy jelly
Im partial to the Werthers with a creamy filling myself. Mmmm sucks and chews one.
"I have those ones | |||
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"I need a rant! You know where the thread is
It's friday
It hasn’t stopped anyone else
Yeah but they ended up knocking a extra 2 quid a month of my broadband and that's on top of the 80 quid cash back and the 50 quid preloaded Mastercard.
So I've got feck all to rant about now
Cake on you then
Been to Tesco and got the vanilla haagen dazs in for later
Vanilla
I know
But it's nice it's fecking tasteless"You've got no fecking taste ffs | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem are they lilac with padding
Yeah, how'd you know, you got the same one's?
I thought we should be the sane with velcro to whip em off quick if we are chased through hedges"Not sure I've made the harem yet but it's a good plan | |||
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"I need a rant! You know where the thread is
It's friday
It hasn’t stopped anyone else
Yeah but they ended up knocking a extra 2 quid a month of my broadband and that's on top of the 80 quid cash back and the 50 quid preloaded Mastercard.
So I've got feck all to rant about now
Cake on you then
Been to Tesco and got the vanilla haagen dazs in for later
Vanilla
I know
But it's nice it's fecking tasteless
You've got no fecking taste ffs "I have taste just not for that muck | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem are they lilac with padding
Yeah, how'd you know, you got the same one's?
I thought we should be the sane with velcro to whip em off quick if we are chased through hedges
Not sure I've made the harem yet but it's a good plan "Aw peel me some grapes eenie | |||
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"I need a rant! You know where the thread is
It's friday
It hasn’t stopped anyone else
Yeah but they ended up knocking a extra 2 quid a month of my broadband and that's on top of the 80 quid cash back and the 50 quid preloaded Mastercard.
So I've got feck all to rant about now
Cake on you then
Been to Tesco and got the vanilla haagen dazs in for later
Vanilla
I know
But it's nice it's fecking tasteless
You've got no fecking taste ffs I have taste just not for that muck"It's bloody lovely...only the haagen dazs vanilla passes my lips though | |||
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Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off "Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk? | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off "I'm back | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk? "Vanilla has also been mentioned | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Vanilla has also been mentioned "We're castrating people by freezing their nuts off with icecream now??? What the hell have I walked in to???? | |||
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"Me and my big gob! "Quick.... Say something about rainbows, butterflies and fairydust....!!! | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Vanilla has also been mentioned
We're castrating people by freezing their nuts off with icecream now??? What the hell have I walked in to???? "This is Fab | |||
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"Me and my big gob!
Quick.... Say something about rainbows, butterflies and fairydust....!!! "Nice try, but still guarding my privates closely | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk? "Jeez was about to reply half a hour ago then a gobshite phoned me....and wouldn't shut up ffs. Anyhow...I want a harem but _oddy wants toyboys...sneaky bugger said I could have them as slaves...but I think the feckers are fab straight as they keep leaving little kisses when they qoute me
So I have said I'll have them if they are prepared to become eunuchs which I think is bloody fair don't you? | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Vanilla has also been mentioned "Only haagen dazs though | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Vanilla has also been mentioned
We're castrating people by freezing their nuts off with icecream now??? What the hell have I walked in to???? "Nah I've got to sort Feliz out first then he's chief ball cutter offer | |||
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"Me and my big gob!
Quick.... Say something about rainbows, butterflies and fairydust....!!! "Don't start on that glittery stuff | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Jeez was about to reply half a hour ago then a gobshite phoned me....and wouldn't shut up ffs.
Anyhow...I want a harem but _oddy wants toyboys...sneaky bugger said I could have them as slaves...but I think the feckers are fab straight as they keep leaving little kisses when they qoute me
So I have said I'll have them if they are prepared to become eunuchs which I think is bloody fair don't you? "I'm with Voddy.... I'll have the toyboys too lol. | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Vanilla has also been mentioned
Only haagen dazs though "I can’t believe you’re going to eat that | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Jeez was about to reply half a hour ago then a gobshite phoned me....and wouldn't shut up ffs.
Anyhow...I want a harem but _oddy wants toyboys...sneaky bugger said I could have them as slaves...but I think the feckers are fab straight as they keep leaving little kisses when they qoute me
So I have said I'll have them if they are prepared to become eunuchs which I think is bloody fair don't you?
I'm with Voddy.... I'll have the toyboys too lol."Hoy! back off, the more toyboys then the more Mistress needs to get snipping! | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Vanilla has also been mentioned
We're castrating people by freezing their nuts off with icecream now??? What the hell have I walked in to????
This is Fab "It's bloody nuts | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress
BJ'S come to mind......
Nah not what your thinking
I was thinking where the feck is that babsjoan "Hello | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Vanilla has also been mentioned
We're castrating people by freezing their nuts off with icecream now??? What the hell have I walked in to????
This is Fab
It's bloody nuts "Bloody nuts.... Eeek!!!! There's Feliz gone pale and scurrying from the room now... | |||
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"Me and my big gob!
Quick.... Say something about rainbows, butterflies and fairydust....!!!
Nice try, but still guarding my privates closely "Yeah like I've got to watch my fecking back on here | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Jeez was about to reply half a hour ago then a gobshite phoned me....and wouldn't shut up ffs.
Anyhow...I want a harem but _oddy wants toyboys...sneaky bugger said I could have them as slaves...but I think the feckers are fab straight as they keep leaving little kisses when they qoute me
So I have said I'll have them if they are prepared to become eunuchs which I think is bloody fair don't you?
I'm with Voddy.... I'll have the toyboys too lol."Nah! but you can join my harem | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Vanilla has also been mentioned
We're castrating people by freezing their nuts off with icecream now??? What the hell have I walked in to????
This is Fab
It's bloody nuts
Bloody nuts.... Eeek!!!! There's Feliz gone pale and scurrying from the room now... "I was just about to hide in the hedge but Sami or Voddy had it removed, Mistress will remember who it was | |||
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"Me and my big gob!
Quick.... Say something about rainbows, butterflies and fairydust....!!!
Nice try, but still guarding my privates closely
Yeah like I've got to watch my fecking back on here "Who moved the hedge????? | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Vanilla has also been mentioned
Only haagen dazs though
I can’t believe you’re going to eat that "Got some raspberry sauce if you want a splash | |||
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"Is Voddy still recovering from spelling that supercali word? Oh! Please! Take your time sorting me out, there's really no hurry "The bugger wants to sort herself out from calling me "it" ffs | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Vanilla has also been mentioned
Only haagen dazs though
I can’t believe you’re going to eat that
Got some raspberry sauce if you want a splash"I’ve got chocolate I’m good thanks | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Jeez was about to reply half a hour ago then a gobshite phoned me....and wouldn't shut up ffs.
Anyhow...I want a harem but _oddy wants toyboys...sneaky bugger said I could have them as slaves...but I think the feckers are fab straight as they keep leaving little kisses when they qoute me
So I have said I'll have them if they are prepared to become eunuchs which I think is bloody fair don't you?
I'm with Voddy.... I'll have the toyboys too lol.
Hoy! back off, the more toyboys then the more Mistress needs to get snipping! "And you'll be the oldest ball boy in Newcastle | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Jeez was about to reply half a hour ago then a gobshite phoned me....and wouldn't shut up ffs.
Anyhow...I want a harem but _oddy wants toyboys...sneaky bugger said I could have them as slaves...but I think the feckers are fab straight as they keep leaving little kisses when they qoute me
So I have said I'll have them if they are prepared to become eunuchs which I think is bloody fair don't you?
I'm with Voddy.... I'll have the toyboys too lol.
Hoy! back off, the more toyboys then the more Mistress needs to get snipping!
And you'll be the oldest ball boy in Newcastle "Sshhhh! Hiding | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress
BJ'S come to mind......
Nah not what your thinking
I was thinking where the feck is that babsjoan
Hello "Ah you found your way back babs eh | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Vanilla has also been mentioned
We're castrating people by freezing their nuts off with icecream now??? What the hell have I walked in to????
This is Fab
It's bloody nuts
Bloody nuts.... Eeek!!!! There's Feliz gone pale and scurrying from the room now... "Hes seen the secateurs in my hand | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress
BJ'S come to mind......
Nah not what your thinking
I was thinking where the feck is that babsjoan
Hello
Ah you found your way back babs eh "I stumbled in to have a nosey | |||
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" Pops in hands covering groin, making sure 'eunuch' talk has died off
Eunuchs???? What the hell have I missed?!?! Who is deballing folk?
Vanilla has also been mentioned
We're castrating people by freezing their nuts off with icecream now??? What the hell have I walked in to????
This is Fab
It's bloody nuts
Bloody nuts.... Eeek!!!! There's Feliz gone pale and scurrying from the room now...
I was just about to hide in the hedge but Sami or Voddy had it removed, Mistress will remember who it was "Snip snip ..I'm coming | |||
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"Good evening mr nelson the council removed the hedge after finding knickers in it" Ssshhh! | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress
BJ'S come to mind......
Nah not what your thinking
I was thinking where the feck is that babsjoan
Hello
Ah you found your way back babs eh
I stumbled in to have a nosey "I thought you'd come to join my harem | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress
BJ'S come to mind......
Nah not what your thinking
I was thinking where the feck is that babsjoan
Hello
Ah you found your way back babs eh
I stumbled in to have a nosey
I thought you'd come to join my harem "You have a harem? how long was I gone? | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress
BJ'S come to mind......
Nah not what your thinking
I was thinking where the feck is that babsjoan
Hello
Ah you found your way back babs eh
I stumbled in to have a nosey
I thought you'd come to join my harem
You have a harem? how long was I gone? "Ah it only started last night on the last thread. ....then _oddy tried to ditch it today as they all get a little bit jealous of me getting new girls | |||
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"Hiding
Gotcha....snip "Phew! Lucky escape, I knew that penis extension would come in handy, sweats profusely and runs....I'm calling the rozzers...being chased by and old man in knickers, holding secateurs is worse than clowns jumping out of bushes  | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress
BJ'S come to mind......
Nah not what your thinking
I was thinking where the feck is that babsjoan
Hello
Ah you found your way back babs eh
I stumbled in to have a nosey
I thought you'd come to join my harem
You have a harem? how long was I gone?
Ah it only started last night on the last thread. ....then _oddy tried to ditch it today as they all get a little bit jealous of me getting new girls "It’s all down to your recruitment process | |||
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"Hiding
Gotcha....snip
Phew! Lucky escape, I knew that penis extension would come in handy, sweats profusely and runs....I'm calling the rozzers...being chased by and old man in knickers, holding secateurs is worse than clowns jumping out of bushes "Mad fecker | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress
BJ'S come to mind......
Nah not what your thinking
I was thinking where the feck is that babsjoan
Hello
Ah you found your way back babs eh
I stumbled in to have a nosey
I thought you'd come to join my harem
You have a harem? how long was I gone?
Ah it only started last night on the last thread. ....then _oddy tried to ditch it today as they all get a little bit jealous of me getting new girls
It’s all down to your recruitment process "Ah but _oddy keeps changing the title | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress
BJ'S come to mind......
Nah not what your thinking
I was thinking where the feck is that babsjoan
Hello
Ah you found your way back babs eh
I stumbled in to have a nosey
I thought you'd come to join my harem
You have a harem? how long was I gone?
Ah it only started last night on the last thread. ....then _oddy tried to ditch it today as they all get a little bit jealous of me getting new girls
It’s all down to your recruitment process
Ah but _oddy keeps changing the title"It was the toyboys I came to spy on
Market research only | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress
BJ'S come to mind......
Nah not what your thinking
I was thinking where the feck is that babsjoan
Hello
Ah you found your way back babs eh
I stumbled in to have a nosey
I thought you'd come to join my harem
You have a harem? how long was I gone?
Ah it only started last night on the last thread. ....then _oddy tried to ditch it today as they all get a little bit jealous of me getting new girls
It’s all down to your recruitment process
Ah but _oddy keeps changing the title
It was the toyboys I came to spy on
Market research only "we did have some come in babs then they spotted ole mother riley there | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress
BJ'S come to mind......
Nah not what your thinking
I was thinking where the feck is that babsjoan
Hello
Ah you found your way back babs eh
I stumbled in to have a nosey
I thought you'd come to join my harem
You have a harem? how long was I gone?
Ah it only started last night on the last thread. ....then _oddy tried to ditch it today as they all get a little bit jealous of me getting new girls
It’s all down to your recruitment process
Ah but _oddy keeps changing the title
It was the toyboys I came to spy on
Market research only we did have some come in babs then they spotted ole mother riley there " | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress
BJ'S come to mind......
Nah not what your thinking
I was thinking where the feck is that babsjoan
Hello
Ah you found your way back babs eh
I stumbled in to have a nosey
I thought you'd come to join my harem
You have a harem? how long was I gone?
Ah it only started last night on the last thread. ....then _oddy tried to ditch it today as they all get a little bit jealous of me getting new girls
It’s all down to your recruitment process
Ah but _oddy keeps changing the title
It was the toyboys I came to spy on
Market research only "Want a eunuch? | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress
BJ'S come to mind......
Nah not what your thinking
I was thinking where the feck is that babsjoan
Hello
Ah you found your way back babs eh
I stumbled in to have a nosey
I thought you'd come to join my harem
You have a harem? how long was I gone?
Ah it only started last night on the last thread. ....then _oddy tried to ditch it today as they all get a little bit jealous of me getting new girls
It’s all down to your recruitment process
Ah but _oddy keeps changing the title
It was the toyboys I came to spy on
Market research only "Dear BJ, Or may I call you Mrs Job.....oops! my apologies Mrs Joan..... I have no issue whatsoever with your seeking a younger gentleman for sexual gratification or ruining, however, seeking young gent on this thread, significantly increases the risk of my manhood being lost forever, As I appear to be the only man posting here at the moment, this risk increases significantly....in laymans terms....'give us a break luv!' Yours Nelson | |||
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"ice skates round throwing glitter removes skates and dances "Dancing???????
Heresy!!! | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress
BJ'S come to mind......
Nah not what your thinking
I was thinking where the feck is that babsjoan
Hello
Ah you found your way back babs eh
I stumbled in to have a nosey
I thought you'd come to join my harem
You have a harem? how long was I gone?
Ah it only started last night on the last thread. ....then _oddy tried to ditch it today as they all get a little bit jealous of me getting new girls
It’s all down to your recruitment process
Ah but _oddy keeps changing the title
It was the toyboys I came to spy on
Market research only
Dear BJ,
Or may I call you Mrs Job.....oops! my apologies Mrs Joan..... I have no issue whatsoever with your seeking a younger gentleman for sexual gratification or ruining, however, seeking young gent on this thread, significantly increases the risk of my manhood being lost forever, As I appear to be the only man posting here at the moment, this risk increases significantly....in laymans terms....'give us a break luv!'
Yours
Nelson"Dear Nelson Blimey! I feel mean now. I am sure that you are perfectly lovely and quite capable of copping off with or without my market research concerning toyboys. I conduct several market research projects and they cover various age groups. I like to be inclusive
Babs x
(BJ are the initials but I totally didn’t realise how people would take it .... yes I do know it’s a sex site) | |||
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"ice skates round throwing glitter removes skates and dances
Dancing???????
Heresy!!! "Where ever you go, (I want to be there), Whatever you do, (i'm always gonna be there), It's pure and simple (yeah yeah) I'll be there for you.… | |||
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"ice skates round throwing glitter removes skates and dances
Dancing???????
Heresy!!! Where ever you go, (I want to be there),
Whatever you do, (i'm always gonna be there),
It's pure and simple (yeah yeah)
I'll be there for you.…"MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Stop this heresy now!!!! | |||
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"ice skates round throwing glitter removes skates and dances
Dancing???????
Heresy!!! Where ever you go, (I want to be there),
Whatever you do, (i'm always gonna be there),
It's pure and simple (yeah yeah)
I'll be there for you.…
MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Stop this heresy now!!!! "I'm waiting for my chief harem girl to come and sort it out for me | |||
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Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma!
Tu pure, oh Principessa
Nella tua fredda stanza
Guardi le stelle che tremano
D'amore e di speranza
Ma il mio mistero è chiuso in me
Il nome mio nessun saprà
No, no, sulla tua bocca lo dirò
Quando la luce splenderà
Ed il mio bacio scioglierà
Il silenzio che ti fa mia | |||
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"Afternoon all Sorry for my tardiness, but I was being fitted for my harem pants, as I am the chief one in the harem
Now there's something big to be going on your CV
I know, great isn't it? Not sure what my duties will be, awaiting instruction from Mistress
BJ'S come to mind......
Nah not what your thinking
I was thinking where the feck is that babsjoan
Hello
Ah you found your way back babs eh
I stumbled in to have a nosey
I thought you'd come to join my harem
You have a harem? how long was I gone?
Ah it only started last night on the last thread. ....then _oddy tried to ditch it today as they all get a little bit jealous of me getting new girls
It’s all down to your recruitment process
Ah but _oddy keeps changing the title
It was the toyboys I came to spy on
Market research only
Dear BJ,
Or may I call you Mrs Job.....oops! my apologies Mrs Joan..... I have no issue whatsoever with your seeking a younger gentleman for sexual gratification or ruining, however, seeking young gent on this thread, significantly increases the risk of my manhood being lost forever, As I appear to be the only man posting here at the moment, this risk increases significantly....in laymans terms....'give us a break luv!'
Yours
Nelson
Dear Nelson
Blimey! I feel mean now.
I am sure that you are perfectly lovely and quite capable of copping off with or without my market research concerning toyboys. I conduct several market research projects and they cover various age groups. I like to be inclusive
Babs x
(BJ are the initials but I totally didn’t realise how people would take it .... yes I do know it’s a sex site) "Dear Mrs Joan, My apologies, I was unaware that you had no knowledge of the 'innuendo' reference, an appalling reflection of the lack of gentlemen on site not pointing this out...as for my 'copping off!'..Alas! I have reached the ripe old age of 56 yrs, this means that within a 30 mile radius the only ladies available to contact are Betty from the Bingo and Norah at the chip shop, obviously they are unavailable most evenings and weekends and are in high demand. If you could have a quiet word with Mistress D, to back off with her secateurs, I will gladly wish you well in your search for young gentlemen of vigour and stamina.... Legs Akimbo Mrs Joan, that's what I say! | |||
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"looks at mr nelson Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma!
Tu pure, oh Principessa
Nella tua fredda stanza
Guardi le stelle che tremano
D'amore e di speranza
Ma il mio mistero è chiuso in me
Il nome mio nessun saprà
No, no, sulla tua bocca lo dirò
Quando la luce splenderà
Ed il mio bacio scioglierà
Il silenzio che ti fa mia"Turandot! Puccini's last opera but unfinished... Completed by Franco Alfano a fellow composer of Puccini and Guilio Ricordo, Puccini's publisher...premiered at La Scala, Milan and conducted by the great Toscanini who, at the point in the opera where Puccini died....stopped the performance and said 'And here the maestro died!' Ooh! This might so pee off Mistress | |||
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"[Balls Removed by poster at 09/02/18 22:59:20] Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da(goes for high 'C' DER!!!!!" FIFY | |||
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"What the feck is going on, completely lost track in here "You and me both
Sort em out ffs | |||
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"What the feck is going on, completely lost track in here "Yay! All into Sami's pool, skinny dipping and singing Nessun Dorma...Mistress.....I repeat Mistress has lost control | |||
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"What the feck is going on, completely lost track in here
Yay! All into Sami's pool, skinny dipping and singing Nessun Dorma...Mistress.....I repeat Mistress has lost control "Erm! Voddy started it | |||
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"What the feck is going on, completely lost track in here
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"What the feck is going on, completely lost track in here
Yay! All into Sami's pool, skinny dipping and singing Nessun Dorma...Mistress.....I repeat Mistress has lost control
I hate nessum dorma "Too late......tell Voddy, she has just sang it | |||
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"What the feck is going on, completely lost track in here
Yay! All into Sami's pool, skinny dipping and singing Nessun Dorma...Mistress.....I repeat Mistress has lost control
I hate nessum dorma
Too late......tell Voddy, she has just sang it"wernt me it was nigel | |||
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"What the feck is going on, completely lost track in here
Yay! All into Sami's pool, skinny dipping and singing Nessun Dorma...Mistress.....I repeat Mistress has lost control
I hate nessum dorma
Too late......tell Voddy, she has just sang itwernt me it was nigel "ooh! Voddy that's a fib! A dirty, rotten fib | |||
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"What the feck is going on, completely lost track in here
Yay! All into Sami's pool, skinny dipping and singing Nessun Dorma...Mistress.....I repeat Mistress has lost control
I hate nessum dorma
Too late......tell Voddy, she has just sang itwernt me it was nigel
ooh! Voddy that's a fib! A dirty, rotten fib "told you he had hidden talents | |||
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"What the feck is going on, completely lost track in here
Yay! All into Sami's pool, skinny dipping and singing Nessun Dorma...Mistress.....I repeat Mistress has lost control
I hate nessum dorma
Too late......tell Voddy, she has just sang itwernt me it was nigel
ooh! Voddy that's a fib! A dirty, rotten fib told you he had hidden talents "Ssshhhh! This is where I think ooh! Have I, then walk into a lamppost and do a somersault over a table with food all over me | |||
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"What the feck is going on, completely lost track in here
Yay! All into Sami's pool, skinny dipping and singing Nessun Dorma...Mistress.....I repeat Mistress has lost control
I hate nessum dorma
Too late......tell Voddy, she has just sang itwernt me it was nigel
ooh! Voddy that's a fib! A dirty, rotten fib told you he had hidden talents
Ssshhhh! This is where I think ooh! Have I, then walk into a lamppost and do a somersault over a table with food all over me "on the count of 3 you will wake up and not remember anything 1 2 3 | |||
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"What the feck is going on, completely lost track in here
Yay! All into Sami's pool, skinny dipping and singing Nessun Dorma...Mistress.....I repeat Mistress has lost control
I hate nessum dorma
Too late......tell Voddy, she has just sang itwernt me it was nigel
ooh! Voddy that's a fib! A dirty, rotten fib told you he had hidden talents
Ssshhhh! This is where I think ooh! Have I, then walk into a lamppost and do a somersault over a table with food all over me on the count of 3 you will wake up and not remember anything 1 2 3"That's where you blew it......if you had said two! No problem....but count to three!!!! | |||
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"What the feck is going on, completely lost track in here
Yay! All into Sami's pool, skinny dipping and singing Nessun Dorma...Mistress.....I repeat Mistress has lost control
I hate nessum dorma
Too late......tell Voddy, she has just sang itwernt me it was nigel
ooh! Voddy that's a fib! A dirty, rotten fib told you he had hidden talents
Ssshhhh! This is where I think ooh! Have I, then walk into a lamppost and do a somersault over a table with food all over me on the count of 3 you will wake up and not remember anything 1 2 3
That's where you blew it......if you had said two! No problem....but count to three!!!! " | |||
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"Morning eenie don't think plasters will fix the walls better call for a handy man" I've been waiting since October last for one of them... Best I fix them myself eh?! | |||
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"Morning eenie don't think plasters will fix the walls better call for a handy man I've been waiting since October last for one of them... Best I fix them myself eh?! "had better before Mistress sees it did you hurt urself | |||
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