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How do I make my cock huge.
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over a year ago
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"Couple of heavy weights tied on and dropped from a great height should do it.  "
Lol just thought could also tie a rope to it and pull your car to work will also save money on petrol  |
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"I could suggest the obvious give him double rations of corn and any leftovers of veg peeling etc will soon be nice and big "
Ffs.... that's a belter lmfao |
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over a year ago
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"Go to see your local wizard,he will probably prescribe some magic beans to be taken twice a day analy.
Two weeks and pigpafpoof!
Massive cock.
Bloody magic text changer. pifpafpuf"
It's that damn wizard with his magic beans |
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"Hi. If any one can help will be great. I need help how to my my cock bigger. I have a fantasy of owning a huge cock. Please help. C  "
regularly tie a weight from it and American guy got an extra one and a half inches from doing this for just over a year or artificial inchsemination but this is extreme  |
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Buy a full page magnifier that folk with sight problems have for reading newspapers hold it over your penis .
Get an led floodlight stand side on about a foot away and project your shadow onto a wall at least 20 feet away .
Let everyone view it through a microscope .
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"Go to see your local wizard,he will probably prescribe some magic beans to be taken twice a day analy.
Two weeks and pigpafpoof!
Massive cock.
Bloody magic text changer. pifpafpuf"
Reminds me of the joke about the witch and the small pianist |
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"Go to see your local wizard,he will probably prescribe some magic beans to be taken twice a day analy.
Two weeks and pigpafpoof!
Massive cock.
Bloody magic text changer. pifpafpuf
Reminds me of the joke about the witch and the small pianist "
OK, this is a variant on the joke 
There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he'll tell him later.
So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says, 'Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.'
'OK,' says the guy.
He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says, 'You have one wish.
'The man thinks about it suddenly there are a million ducks crowding the bar, qwacking and flapping.
He tells the barman, 'Hey, I didn't want a million ducks, a asked for a million bucks.'
The barman replies, 'You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?' |
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What a bunch of meanies Op, just ignore them. If you are really unhappy with it, then chat to your GP. Or try to make the most of what you have, it looks fine to me x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Build a time machine, go back in time and get your gran to fuck a man with a monster dick. Then go forward in time and get your mum to fuck same man and then stand back and watch your penis grow.  |
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"Build a time machine, go back in time and get your gran to fuck a man with a monster dick. Then go forward in time and get your mum to fuck same man and then stand back and watch your penis grow. "
Marty mcfly should have tried this.
Biff! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Build a time machine, go back in time and get your gran to fuck a man with a monster dick. Then go forward in time and get your mum to fuck same man and then stand back and watch your penis grow.
Marty mcfly should have tried this.
Biff!"
He did in 'Back to the Fuckher III' |
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"What a bunch of meanies Op, just ignore them. If you are really unhappy with it, then chat to your GP. Or try to make the most of what you have, it looks fine to me x"
smoooth |
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"Hi. If any one can help will be great. I need help how to my my cock bigger. I have a fantasy of owning a huge cock. Please help. C "
Buy a penis pump. Use it every day and see what happens |
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"Hi. If any one can help will be great. I need help how to my my cock bigger. I have a fantasy of owning a huge cock. Please help. C
Don't worry, OP; some women like small cocks..."
Where are they? Tell me, tell me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not sure how you can make it huge but you can make it look huge by borrowing an estate agents camera to take the pics  "
twice the size could be too big though |
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Accept what you have is easiest and free.
Temporary increases from vacuum pumping. Unknown effects and risk levels from injections of stuff like cells from your body or alien substances 
Genetic manipulation of your DNA code is feasible but I don't believe that we know enough about the human code yet, to know which part of your unique code to modify. It's possible for you to undertake some research, evaluating the code of a lot of men to better understand what sequence pattern could increase cock size and then get your own sequence adjusted only locally within your cock tissues, in the hope that it would increase it.
I think that would be possible with 5 years consistent research but it would not be a guaranteed growth as a result and it would carry risk. Eg, what happens if some of the same DNA was used for example, for both cock size and eye sight - bigger cock but blind and can't see it or worse. |
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Buy a mini sky remote for photos (standard fab unit of measurement)
photograph at good angles
Shrink the rest of your body
Some Mexican guy did however stretch his cock to 19” through hanging weights off his old boy. Unfortunately, it’s rumoured to be all skin, only 6” of it is actually erectile tissue and ultimately it is no good for sex so be careful what you wish for
Sometimes OP, you’ve just got to accept what you have got, that’s the hand you’re dealt with so accept your circumstances, learn to play to your other strengths and use them to your advantage |
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I've not used this technique on myself but others have an I've used it on others .
I find someone who I'm attracted to and vice versa , drop to my knees and slowly run my tongue from the balls to the tip of the cock whilst looking him in the eye , this generally makes it bigger but may need to be repeated a few times dependent on intensity of attraction. You can also add variations I.e deep throating , ball humming and torture(quite niche ).
Hope this helps xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Buy a mini sky remote for photos (standard fab unit of measurement)
photograph at good angles
Shrink the rest of your body
Some Mexican guy did however stretch his cock to 19” through hanging weights off his old boy. Unfortunately, it’s rumoured to be all skin, only 6” of it is actually erectile tissue and ultimately it is no good for sex so be careful what you wish for
Sometimes OP, you’ve just got to accept what you have got, that’s the hand you’re dealt with so accept your circumstances, learn to play to your other strengths and use them to your advantage "
Not rumoured doctors stated it was all foreskin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Buy a mini sky remote for photos (standard fab unit of measurement)
photograph at good angles
Shrink the rest of your body
Some Mexican guy did however stretch his cock to 19” through hanging weights off his old boy. Unfortunately, it’s rumoured to be all skin, only 6” of it is actually erectile tissue and ultimately it is no good for sex so be careful what you wish for
Sometimes OP, you’ve just got to accept what you have got, that’s the hand you’re dealt with so accept your circumstances, learn to play to your other strengths and use them to your advantage
Not rumoured doctors stated it was all foreskin "
It couldn't be anything else but, you can't stretch flesh |
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"Hi. If any one can help will be great. I need help how to my my cock bigger. I have a fantasy of owning a huge cock. Please help. C "
Doesn’t setting fire to it work anymore?!!! |
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"What a bunch of meanies Op, just ignore them. If you are really unhappy with it, then chat to your GP. Or try to make the most of what you have, it looks fine to me x"
Just look at Dana2000’s profile pics. It made my cock grow!! |
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Plastic Surgeons can cut the Penile Ligaments .
It doesnt increase the size as such, it just drops the entire shaft down so it hangs lower & therefore looks bigger.
If not you could try " Perovics penile dissasembly technique"
But it is severely risky . |
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