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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Born from an egg on a mountain top
Who am i?
a monkey?"
Guru says.. "Born from egg on a mountain top" are lyrics to a song.. Guru also says.. one question per subject lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven't quite harnessed the power of the Universe tonight it seems 
Is it Guru's desire to harness the power of the universe ?"
Guru says.. I am the power of the Universe.. I must have just dropped myself down the side of the sofa or something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't quite harnessed the power of the Universe tonight it seems
Is it Guru's desire to harness the power of the universe ?
Guru says.. I am the power of the Universe.. I must have just dropped myself down the side of the sofa or something"
Hell, that must be one mahoosive sofa you own. Anyone else in there  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A game I play when I'm bored..
Any question on any topic..
Stand by for intimate fortune cookie like wisdom..
Ask away..
What are the winning lottery numbers for Saturday?"
Guru says... 08 26 27 29 49 58 38 were last Saturdays numbers.. you didn't specify which Saturday.. no more lotto related questions |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven't quite harnessed the power of the Universe tonight it seems
Is it Guru's desire to harness the power of the universe ?
Guru says.. I am the power of the Universe.. I must have just dropped myself down the side of the sofa or something
Hell, that must be one mahoosive sofa you own. Anyone else in there "
Guru says... Everyone... tis a Universal Sofa. |
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"Is chocolate better than sex?
Guru says.. It all depends on whom you are having sex with.. and whether we're talking Galaxy or Cadburys"
Mmmmmmm.
Galaxy.
Warm, melting, drizzling, dripping, sweet, creamy... please excuse me for a moment. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is chocolate better than sex?
Guru says.. It all depends on whom you are having sex with.. and whether we're talking Galaxy or Cadburys
Mmmmmmm.
Galaxy.
Warm, melting, drizzling, dripping, sweet, creamy... please excuse me for a moment. "
Guru says... Galaxy chocolate is the best and would reccomend you try both chocolate and sex together, makes for tasty kisses |
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