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I have the body of a 25 year old

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But it won't be long before the mortuary realises it's missing.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"But it won't be long before the mortuary realises it's missing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But it won't be long before the mortuary realises it's missing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was a necrophiliac until some rotten cunt split on me

Mr B

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I had the body of a 25 year old but I let him go home eventually....

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

I had the body of a 25 year old 38 years ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

25..... my memory doesn't do back that far lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But it won't be long before the mortuary realises it's missing.

Send the mortuary assistant back at once XXX

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By *arry WindsorMan over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"I was a necrophiliac until some rotten cunt split on me

Mr B"

Ah yes! reminds me of another joke.

"I've listed my interests as: flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality.

Is there a chance of a meet on here? Or am I "just flogging a dead horse"?

Baboom Tish!!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

If you squash two 25 year olds together that’s what my body looks like

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"But it won't be long before the mortuary realises it's missing.

Send the mortuary assistant back at once XXX"

She told me she wants to quit, she says it's a dead-end job.

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