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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is my weekend as I'm not back at work from now until Monday... and it's pay day tomorrow. 
However... having to work with a silly bitch (who used to be a close friend of mine many many manyyyyyy moons ago) is doing my head in, especially when she does the bare minimum of work (like just standing around gossiping for the first forty-five minutes of work this morning) and she's also three months pregnant, yet she keeps calling the baby a parasite and drinks every weekend. Especially irritating for me as I'm still close friends with her ex and his girlfriend had quite a late miscarriage in August. I wouldn't go as far to say some people don't deserve children, but some don't have their priorities right.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not the weekend yet... Can't wait as you've all guessed.
Wishing your life away..........rant not approved  "
And I thought it was my rant
...OK. .I rephrase it. I had such a fantastic meet yesterday and meeting her again on the weekend... It too far away!!!! |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"It is my weekend as I'm not back at work from now until Monday... and it's pay day tomorrow.
However... having to work with a silly bitch (who used to be a close friend of mine many many manyyyyyy moons ago) is doing my head in, especially when she does the bare minimum of work (like just standing around gossiping for the first forty-five minutes of work this morning) and she's also three months pregnant, yet she keeps calling the baby a parasite and drinks every weekend. Especially irritating for me as I'm still close friends with her ex and his girlfriend had quite a late miscarriage in August. I wouldn't go as far to say some people don't deserve children, but some don't have their priorities right. "
Sounds like your ex close friend is in need of support and guidance, deep breathes and in you go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It is my weekend as I'm not back at work from now until Monday... and it's pay day tomorrow.
However... having to work with a silly bitch (who used to be a close friend of mine many many manyyyyyy moons ago) is doing my head in, especially when she does the bare minimum of work (like just standing around gossiping for the first forty-five minutes of work this morning) and she's also three months pregnant, yet she keeps calling the baby a parasite and drinks every weekend. Especially irritating for me as I'm still close friends with her ex and his girlfriend had quite a late miscarriage in August. I wouldn't go as far to say some people don't deserve children, but some don't have their priorities right.
Sounds like your ex close friend is in need of support and guidance, deep breathes and in you go "
She won't get it from me! |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"It's not the weekend yet... Can't wait as you've all guessed.
Wishing your life away..........rant not approved
And I thought it was my rant
...OK. .I rephrase it. I had such a fantastic meet yesterday and meeting her again on the weekend... It too far away!!!!"
Gloating? You need to work on your rant technique |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good job it wasn't Thursday last night . It would have been messy.
I shall rant about laundry instead. How can a small family produce so much in a week that it fills my whole bedroom. Grrrr |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"It is my weekend as I'm not back at work from now until Monday... and it's pay day tomorrow.
However... having to work with a silly bitch (who used to be a close friend of mine many many manyyyyyy moons ago) is doing my head in, especially when she does the bare minimum of work (like just standing around gossiping for the first forty-five minutes of work this morning) and she's also three months pregnant, yet she keeps calling the baby a parasite and drinks every weekend. Especially irritating for me as I'm still close friends with her ex and his girlfriend had quite a late miscarriage in August. I wouldn't go as far to say some people don't deserve children, but some don't have their priorities right.
Sounds like your ex close friend is in need of support and guidance, deep breathes and in you go
She won't get it from me! "
Fair enough, enjoy your weekend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It is my weekend as I'm not back at work from now until Monday... and it's pay day tomorrow.
However... having to work with a silly bitch (who used to be a close friend of mine many many manyyyyyy moons ago) is doing my head in, especially when she does the bare minimum of work (like just standing around gossiping for the first forty-five minutes of work this morning) and she's also three months pregnant, yet she keeps calling the baby a parasite and drinks every weekend. Especially irritating for me as I'm still close friends with her ex and his girlfriend had quite a late miscarriage in August. I wouldn't go as far to say some people don't deserve children, but some don't have their priorities right.
Sounds like your ex close friend is in need of support and guidance, deep breathes and in you go
She won't get it from me!
Fair enough, enjoy your weekend "
On the bright side, when she acts up at work, it somehow  makes its way to management and it's already a known issue.  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Good job it wasn't Thursday last night . It would have been messy.
I shall rant about laundry instead. How can a small family produce so much in a week that it fills my whole bedroom. Grrrr "
It’s like they empty their wardrobes just for fun isn’t it? Rant approved  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"It is my weekend as I'm not back at work from now until Monday... and it's pay day tomorrow.
However... having to work with a silly bitch (who used to be a close friend of mine many many manyyyyyy moons ago) is doing my head in, especially when she does the bare minimum of work (like just standing around gossiping for the first forty-five minutes of work this morning) and she's also three months pregnant, yet she keeps calling the baby a parasite and drinks every weekend. Especially irritating for me as I'm still close friends with her ex and his girlfriend had quite a late miscarriage in August. I wouldn't go as far to say some people don't deserve children, but some don't have their priorities right.
Sounds like your ex close friend is in need of support and guidance, deep breathes and in you go
She won't get it from me!
Fair enough, enjoy your weekend
On the bright side, when she acts up at work, it somehow makes its way to management and it's already a known issue. "
May I suggest a trip to see Sister Lisa on Sunday morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sun s_ine - this Aussie wants suns_ine ..... it’s been long enough of. Ring cold now !!!! My skin is drying and I have soft well HAD soft skin.... I went to sip my water bottle in my car yesterday and it was nearly all f...king ICE WTF.... I want warmth please .... |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Sun s_ine - this Aussie wants suns_ine ..... it’s been long enough of. Ring cold now !!!! My skin is drying and I have soft well HAD soft skin.... I went to sip my water bottle in my car yesterday and it was nearly all f...king ICE WTF.... I want warmth please .... "
Now I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this cold weather is here for a while and spring will be delayed. However the good news, rant approved |
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"It's not the weekend yet... Can't wait as you've all guessed.
Wishing your life away..........rant not approved
And I thought it was my rant
...OK. .I rephrase it. I had such a fantastic meet yesterday and meeting her again on the weekend... It too far away!!!!
Gloating? You need to work on your rant technique "
Do you know I'm just about sick of hearing people ranting on about other peoples rant techniques. Have you got nothing better to do than to criticise other people for their inability to rant properly? You really get right up my nose! You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Q Is that up to scratch? |
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"It’s almost the weekend, get all those things off your chest that could potentially spoil it. Don’t let these things turn into a monster "
Grrrrrrrr.
Just plain ordinary, no frills, Grrrrrrrrr.
Do NOT make me elaborate. We could be here a while......
That is all.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got man cold and I was fingered once by an elephant. 
That wasn't a finger....
I know.
wasnt even an elephant !!"
Yeh it was I know. I was in the zoo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got man cold and I was fingered once by an elephant.
That wasn't a finger....
I know.
wasnt even an elephant !!
Yeh it was I know. I was in the zoo. "
you sir, dont know your elephants from your armadillos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got man cold and I was fingered once by an elephant.
That wasn't a finger....
I know.
wasnt even an elephant !!
Yeh it was I know. I was in the zoo.
you sir, dont know your elephants from your armadillos "
You don't know you're armadillos from you're varks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got man cold and I was fingered once by an elephant.
That wasn't a finger....
I know.
wasnt even an elephant !!
Yeh it was I know. I was in the zoo.
you sir, dont know your elephants from your armadillos
You don't know you're armadillos from you're varks. "
Ha.. don't i ? Armadillos - scurrying little buggers in a hard shell
Varks - those are them aliens who got their ass kicked by kirk in season 1 of star trek...
Seeeee ???
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got man cold and I was fingered once by an elephant.
That wasn't a finger....
I know.
wasnt even an elephant !!
Yeh it was I know. I was in the zoo.
you sir, dont know your elephants from your armadillos
You don't know you're armadillos from you're varks.
Ha.. don't i ? Armadillos - scurrying little buggers in a hard shell
Varks - those are them aliens who got their ass kicked by kirk in season 1 of star trek...
Seeeee ???
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No friend a vark is an aardvark that's not very tough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got man cold and I was fingered once by an elephant.
That wasn't a finger....
I know.
wasnt even an elephant !!
Yeh it was I know. I was in the zoo.
you sir, dont know your elephants from your armadillos
You don't know you're armadillos from you're varks.
Ha.. don't i ? Armadillos - scurrying little buggers in a hard shell
Varks - those are them aliens who got their ass kicked by kirk in season 1 of star trek...
Seeeee ???
No friend a vark is an aardvark that's not very tough. "
Im never posting on here again
That was tragic lol |
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"I've got man cold and I was fingered once by an elephant.
That wasn't a finger....
I know.
wasnt even an elephant !!
Yeh it was I know. I was in the zoo.
you sir, dont know your elephants from your armadillos
You don't know you're armadillos from you're varks.
Ha.. don't i ? Armadillos - scurrying little buggers in a hard shell
Varks - those are them aliens who got their ass kicked by kirk in season 1 of star trek...
Seeeee ???
No friend a vark is an aardvark that's not very tough.
Im never posting on here again
That was tragic lol "
It was But the corny jokes are often the best  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got man cold and I was fingered once by an elephant.
That wasn't a finger....
I know.
wasnt even an elephant !!
Yeh it was I know. I was in the zoo.
you sir, dont know your elephants from your armadillos
You don't know you're armadillos from you're varks.
Ha.. don't i ? Armadillos - scurrying little buggers in a hard shell
Varks - those are them aliens who got their ass kicked by kirk in season 1 of star trek...
Seeeee ???
No friend a vark is an aardvark that's not very tough.
Im never posting on here again
That was tragic lol "
Good banter my friend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got man cold and I was fingered once by an elephant.
That wasn't a finger....
I know.
wasnt even an elephant !!
Yeh it was I know. I was in the zoo.
you sir, dont know your elephants from your armadillos
You don't know you're armadillos from you're varks.
Ha.. don't i ? Armadillos - scurrying little buggers in a hard shell
Varks - those are them aliens who got their ass kicked by kirk in season 1 of star trek...
Seeeee ???
No friend a vark is an aardvark that's not very tough.
Im never posting on here again
That was tragic lol
Good banter my friend. "
Possibly the most sensible chat ive had on here , cheers |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"It's not the weekend yet... Can't wait as you've all guessed.
Wishing your life away..........rant not approved
And I thought it was my rant
...OK. .I rephrase it. I had such a fantastic meet yesterday and meeting her again on the weekend... It too far away!!!!
Gloating? You need to work on your rant technique
Do you know I'm just about sick of hearing people ranting on about other peoples rant techniques. Have you got nothing better to do than to criticise other people for their inability to rant properly? You really get right up my nose! You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Q Is that up to scratch? "
Top notch, rant approved |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"It’s almost the weekend, get all those things off your chest that could potentially spoil it. Don’t let these things turn into a monster
Grrrrrrrr.
Just plain ordinary, no frills, Grrrrrrrrr.
Do NOT make me elaborate. We could be here a while......
That is all. "
I can’t approve undeclared rants |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I've got man cold and I was fingered once by an elephant.
That wasn't a finger....
I know.
wasnt even an elephant !!
Yeh it was I know. I was in the zoo.
you sir, dont know your elephants from your armadillos
You don't know you're armadillos from you're varks.
Ha.. don't i ? Armadillos - scurrying little buggers in a hard shell
Varks - those are them aliens who got their ass kicked by kirk in season 1 of star trek...
Seeeee ???
No friend a vark is an aardvark that's not very tough.
Im never posting on here again
That was tragic lol
Good banter my friend. "
Can you 2 get a room? |
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Bloody gridlocked motorways & a pratt nav, that offers an alternative to avoid congestion, which ends up leading you to more gridlock, adding an extra hour to the journey, but takes you back onto same motorway at next junction |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got man cold and I was fingered once by an elephant.
That wasn't a finger....
I know.
wasnt even an elephant !!
Yeh it was I know. I was in the zoo.
you sir, dont know your elephants from your armadillos
You don't know you're armadillos from you're varks.
Ha.. don't i ? Armadillos - scurrying little buggers in a hard shell
Varks - those are them aliens who got their ass kicked by kirk in season 1 of star trek...
Seeeee ???
No friend a vark is an aardvark that's not very tough.
Im never posting on here again
That was tragic lol
Good banter my friend.
Can you 2 get a room? "
Aaagh..seems ive just had my first ever bromance..thats me off to church with a cartload of Catholic guilt on Sunday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lidl have stopped selling my favourite coffee beans
That’s outrageous I’ll be sure to have a word next time I drop in, rant approved "
Thank you...I've just relocated it back here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I found out today that M&S in my local town is closing. There are absolutely no shops worth looking at unless you need glasses, charity crap, cards or a new phone. We have a pound land, pound stretcher and a pound world full of shit. I'm furious. I'm pissed off about it. I'm moving house. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I found out today that M&S in my local town is closing. There are absolutely no shops worth looking at unless you need glasses, charity crap, cards or a new phone. We have a pound land, pound stretcher and a pound world full of shit. I'm furious. I'm pissed off about it. I'm moving house."
I remember them doing that in Redcar and couple of years back the feckers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm really properly past tired now. I'm getting more than a teensy bit stressed. And it's annoying me that I know I shouldnt be letting myself get stressed... (so is that stressing about being stressed?)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got man cold and I was fingered once by an elephant.
That wasn't a finger....
I know.
wasnt even an elephant !!
Yeh it was I know. I was in the zoo.
you sir, dont know your elephants from your armadillos
You don't know you're armadillos from you're varks.
Ha.. don't i ? Armadillos - scurrying little buggers in a hard shell
Varks - those are them aliens who got their ass kicked by kirk in season 1 of star trek...
Seeeee ???
No friend a vark is an aardvark that's not very tough.
Im never posting on here again
That was tragic lol
Good banter my friend.
Can you 2 get a room?
Aaagh..seems ive just had my first ever bromance..thats me off to church with a cartload of Catholic guilt on Sunday "
Off to church? I'm sitting in shower sucking my thumb. |
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"It’s almost the weekend, get all those things off your chest that could potentially spoil it. Don’t let these things turn into a monster
Grrrrrrrr.
Just plain ordinary, no frills, Grrrrrrrrr.
Do NOT make me elaborate. We could be here a while......
That is all.
I can’t approve undeclared rants "
OK, in precis;
Client; I want these drawings priced.
Me; I can only do about 20% of them, theres no design for the rest of the work.
Client; But i've got to have a quote, why cant you do it?
Me; Theres no information on the drawings.
Client; What do you mean?
Me; Theres nothing on the drawings for me to count or measure.
Client; I dont understand....
Me; Well, I need the lights shown on the drawing. Then I can work out the circuits. when I know how many circuits I can work out the size of the dist board. Once I know the size of it and where its going I can work out the size of the cable to it. Once i have that I can tell you the price of the lighting install, the LV distribution cabling and the cost of the dist boards.
Client; Excellent, thats what I need pricing.
Me; Ok, get me the information and i'll price it.
Client; Can you just give me a budget?
Me; I can but it could be thusands of pounds out...
Client; Not a problem, all I need is an indication of cost.
Me; Bear in mind it wont be 100% accurate, it could be way too much...
Client; Thats ok, itll be ideal.
Goes off to work out budget and mail it off to the client.
Many hours later....
Client; This budget you sent me, its miles too much fucking money, are you having a laugh......
Cue the sound of a hammer being cocked and a safety catch being removed........
Hows that for a declaration!
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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ruddy next door neighbours throwing there little black bags in my front garden after taking there dog for a walk and have the cheek to put up a sign saying clean up after your dog outside my gate i have a ruddy cat and they also cant be arsed to use there wheely bins they use mine even though i have asked them not to |
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"ruddy next door neighbours throwing there little black bags in my front garden after taking there dog for a walk and have the cheek to put up a sign saying clean up after your dog outside my gate i have a ruddy cat and they also cant be arsed to use there wheely bins they use mine even though i have asked them not to"
Friend of mine, a good few years ago before doggy bags, picked up the pup's poops and took it round to the owner's house and left it on her doorstep.
Oddly enough she stopped exercising her dog on my friend's garden almost immediately!
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Bloody gridlocked motorways & a pratt nav, that offers an alternative to avoid congestion, which ends up leading you to more gridlock, adding an extra hour to the journey, but takes you back onto same motorway at next junction "
Could you have let the train take the strain?
Or invest in a motorbike?
Reluctantly approved based on past motorway experiences |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I found out today that M&S in my local town is closing. There are absolutely no shops worth looking at unless you need glasses, charity crap, cards or a new phone. We have a pound land, pound stretcher and a pound world full of shit. I'm furious. I'm pissed off about it. I'm moving house."
If you are moving house then the problem is solved
Denied |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I'm really properly past tired now. I'm getting more than a teensy bit stressed. And it's annoying me that I know I shouldnt be letting myself get stressed... (so is that stressing about being stressed?)
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Have a lie down in a dark room. No touching though - you’ll go blind
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"Bloody gridlocked motorways & a pratt nav, that offers an alternative to avoid congestion, which ends up leading you to more gridlock, adding an extra hour to the journey, but takes you back onto same motorway at next junction
Could you have let the train take the strain?
Or invest in a motorbike?
Reluctantly approved based on past motorway experiences "
That’s a bit harsh sweetheart |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"It’s almost the weekend, get all those things off your chest that could potentially spoil it. Don’t let these things turn into a monster
Grrrrrrrr.
Just plain ordinary, no frills, Grrrrrrrrr.
Do NOT make me elaborate. We could be here a while......
That is all.
I can’t approve undeclared rants
OK, in precis;
Client; I want these drawings priced.
Me; I can only do about 20% of them, theres no design for the rest of the work.
Client; But i've got to have a quote, why cant you do it?
Me; Theres no information on the drawings.
Client; What do you mean?
Me; Theres nothing on the drawings for me to count or measure.
Client; I dont understand....
Me; Well, I need the lights shown on the drawing. Then I can work out the circuits. when I know how many circuits I can work out the size of the dist board. Once I know the size of it and where its going I can work out the size of the cable to it. Once i have that I can tell you the price of the lighting install, the LV distribution cabling and the cost of the dist boards.
Client; Excellent, thats what I need pricing.
Me; Ok, get me the information and i'll price it.
Client; Can you just give me a budget?
Me; I can but it could be thusands of pounds out...
Client; Not a problem, all I need is an indication of cost.
Me; Bear in mind it wont be 100% accurate, it could be way too much...
Client; Thats ok, itll be ideal.
Goes off to work out budget and mail it off to the client.
Many hours later....
Client; This budget you sent me, its miles too much fucking money, are you having a laugh......
Cue the sound of a hammer being cocked and a safety catch being removed........
Hows that for a declaration!
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I like the persistence and detail is always nice.
Idiotic customers expecting the Earth but not giving detail or realistic expectations - approved |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"ruddy next door neighbours throwing there little black bags in my front garden after taking there dog for a walk and have the cheek to put up a sign saying clean up after your dog outside my gate i have a ruddy cat and they also cant be arsed to use there wheely bins they use mine even though i have asked them not to"
Take the bags, store them up somewhere and one night lob them all over their garden - pick a day where and the morning will be warm though for extra effect
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm really properly past tired now. I'm getting more than a teensy bit stressed. And it's annoying me that I know I shouldnt be letting myself get stressed... (so is that stressing about being stressed?)
Have a lie down in a dark room. No touching though - you’ll go blind
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*crosses arms tightly* thank you kindly |
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"I'm really properly past tired now. I'm getting more than a teensy bit stressed. And it's annoying me that I know I shouldnt be letting myself get stressed... (so is that stressing about being stressed?)
Have a lie down in a dark room. No touching though - you’ll go blind
Approved
*crosses arms tightly* thank you kindly"
Yes you must be cold |
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I’ve just tried to put the cat in her carrier to take her to the cat sitter so I can go on holiday on Saturday.
45 minutes she’s been hiding under the bed. I’ve sacked it and got my pjs on and ordered pizza. I shall be running round like a headless chicken on Saturday.
I can’t actually believe I’m pandering to a cat!   |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I’ve just tried to put the cat in her carrier to take her to the cat sitter so I can go on holiday on Saturday.
45 minutes she’s been hiding under the bed. I’ve sacked it and got my pjs on and ordered pizza. I shall be running round like a headless chicken on Saturday.
I can’t actually believe I’m pandering to a cat! "
Cats are arseholes and I say that from experience
A long handled brush should sort her out though.
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"I’ve just tried to put the cat in her carrier to take her to the cat sitter so I can go on holiday on Saturday.
45 minutes she’s been hiding under the bed. I’ve sacked it and got my pjs on and ordered pizza. I shall be running round like a headless chicken on Saturday.
I can’t actually believe I’m pandering to a cat!
Cats are arseholes and I say that from experience
A long handled brush should sort her out though.
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Pizza arrived and she suddenly appeared!
I’ll catch her off guard on Saturday! |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I want to moan .... I have been sat in traffic on the M6 all evening. And I didn’t have so much as a crumb to nibble on  "
G3orgie is laying down in a darkened room - don’t let him know I told you that and be quiet as you enter. So to speak.
The M6 is so evil it is akin to a boil on the devils bum - approved |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I want to moan .... I have been sat in traffic on the M6 all evening. And I didn’t have so much as a crumb to nibble on
G3orgie is laying down in a darkened room - don’t let him know I told you that and be quiet as you enter. So to speak.
The M6 is so evil it is akin to a boil on the devils bum - approved "
G3orgie needs to come and rest his stressed head on my bosom. I know it will help
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"It’s almost the weekend, get all those things off your chest that could potentially spoil it. Don’t let these things turn into a monster
Grrrrrrrr.
Just plain ordinary, no frills, Grrrrrrrrr.
Do NOT make me elaborate. We could be here a while......
That is all.
I can’t approve undeclared rants
OK, in precis;
Client; I want these drawings priced.
Me; I can only do about 20% of them, theres no design for the rest of the work.
Client; But i've got to have a quote, why cant you do it?
Me; Theres no information on the drawings.
Client; What do you mean?
Me; Theres nothing on the drawings for me to count or measure.
Client; I dont understand....
Me; Well, I need the lights shown on the drawing. Then I can work out the circuits. when I know how many circuits I can work out the size of the dist board. Once I know the size of it and where its going I can work out the size of the cable to it. Once i have that I can tell you the price of the lighting install, the LV distribution cabling and the cost of the dist boards.
Client; Excellent, thats what I need pricing.
Me; Ok, get me the information and i'll price it.
Client; Can you just give me a budget?
Me; I can but it could be thusands of pounds out...
Client; Not a problem, all I need is an indication of cost.
Me; Bear in mind it wont be 100% accurate, it could be way too much...
Client; Thats ok, itll be ideal.
Goes off to work out budget and mail it off to the client.
Many hours later....
Client; This budget you sent me, its miles too much fucking money, are you having a laugh......
Cue the sound of a hammer being cocked and a safety catch being removed........
Hows that for a declaration!
I like the persistence and detail is always nice.
Idiotic customers expecting the Earth but not giving detail or realistic expectations - approved "
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I don’t care that it’s Friday I need to rant. A bloody albatross has just dropped a full load on my clean car. I’m livid and the guy at the car wash was wetting himself laughing, ‘back so soon’ grrrrrrrrrr |
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I'm on the verge of a rant. I took Tuesday off work because I was getting a new carpet fitted (or at least I was expecting to). Get a phone call to say their carpet fitter had called in sick, so I'd been rescheduled for Friday morning.
If the fitter hasn't appeared in the next quarter of an hour, Carpetright are going to be getting a grumpy phone call.
Mr B |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I don’t care that it’s Friday I need to rant. A bloody albatross has just dropped a full load on my clean car. I’m livid and the guy at the car wash was wetting himself laughing, ‘back so soon’ grrrrrrrrrr"
Isn’t that supposed to be good luck? Have you bought your lottery ticket yet?
Given the extenuating circumstances - approved |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I'm on the verge of a rant. I took Tuesday off work because I was getting a new carpet fitted (or at least I was expecting to). Get a phone call to say their carpet fitter had called in sick, so I'd been rescheduled for Friday morning.
If the fitter hasn't appeared in the next quarter of an hour, Carpetright are going to be getting a grumpy phone call.
Mr B"
Premature rants - denied |
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"I don’t care that it’s Friday I need to rant. A bloody albatross has just dropped a full load on my clean car. I’m livid and the guy at the car wash was wetting himself laughing, ‘back so soon’ grrrrrrrrrr
Isn’t that supposed to be good luck? Have you bought your lottery ticket yet?
Given the extenuating circumstances - approved "
Oh oh I’ll do that right away |
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"Cold weather.
Over vigorous wankin', my poor willy.
Ranting on Friday.
That's just criminal!!
Unforgivable 
Up yours.  "
As much as I admire your ability to defy the pull of gravity Jim, it isn't gonna happen |
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"Cold weather.
Over vigorous wankin', my poor willy.
Ranting on Friday.
That's just criminal!!
Unforgivable
Up yours.
As much as I admire your ability to defy the pull of gravity Jim, it isn't gonna happen "
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"Cold weather.
Over vigorous wankin', my poor willy.
Ranting on Friday.
That's just criminal!!
Unforgivable
You didn’t suffocate in Babs boobie woobies then? "
What?!... have I missed something? |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I don’t care that it’s Friday I need to rant. A bloody albatross has just dropped a full load on my clean car. I’m livid and the guy at the car wash was wetting himself laughing, ‘back so soon’ grrrrrrrrrr
Isn’t that supposed to be good luck? Have you bought your lottery ticket yet?
Given the extenuating circumstances - approved
Oh oh I’ll do that right away "
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"Cold weather.
Over vigorous wankin', my poor willy.
Ranting on Friday.
That's just criminal!!
Unforgivable
You didn’t suffocate in Babs boobie woobies then?
What?!... have I missed something? "
You need to check back on the thread |
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"I'm on the verge of a rant. I took Tuesday off work because I was getting a new carpet fitted (or at least I was expecting to). Get a phone call to say their carpet fitter had called in sick, so I'd been rescheduled for Friday morning.
If the fitter hasn't appeared in the next quarter of an hour, Carpetright are going to be getting a grumpy phone call.
Mr B
Premature rants - denied "
Consider the rant now current. I've phoned the bastards twice now with them promising to phone back. Can you guess whether or not they have phoned back. (I've given them 45 minutes each time). As if I can afford to keep taking days of work. |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I'm on the verge of a rant. I took Tuesday off work because I was getting a new carpet fitted (or at least I was expecting to). Get a phone call to say their carpet fitter had called in sick, so I'd been rescheduled for Friday morning.
If the fitter hasn't appeared in the next quarter of an hour, Carpetright are going to be getting a grumpy phone call.
Mr B
Premature rants - denied
Consider the rant now current. I've phoned the bastards twice now with them promising to phone back. Can you guess whether or not they have phoned back. (I've given them 45 minutes each time). As if I can afford to keep taking days of work."
That’s better - approved |
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"Cold weather.
Over vigorous wankin', my poor willy.
Ranting on Friday.
That's just criminal!!
Unforgivable
You didn’t suffocate in Babs boobie woobies then?
What?!... have I missed something?
You need to check back on the thread "
Damn!! That would have helped muchly too |
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"Cold weather.
Over vigorous wankin', my poor willy.
Ranting on Friday.
That's just criminal!!
Unforgivable
You didn’t suffocate in Babs boobie woobies then?
What?!... have I missed something?
You need to check back on the thread
Damn!! That would have helped muchly too "
That’s what I thought |
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Oh FFS, Carpetright just phoned to say the fitter went to collect the carpet from the warehouse only to find it's got a hole in it.
Two days out of the office and I still don't have a sodding carpet.
Pass the wine...
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"It's Friday and no more rants from me....too fecking happy
What you so happy about? Lidl sent you some beans? "
Feck I nearly replied on the other fecker
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I've got a HUGE spot on my forehead.
Fringe.
Problem solved.
How will watching a sci-fi show help me?"
Because Anna Torv looks hot as both a blonde and a redhead and Jasika Nicole is beautiful so it will take your mind off your pustule? Plus it's a cracking show? |
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"I've got a HUGE spot on my forehead.
Fringe.
Problem solved.
How will watching a sci-fi show help me?
Because Anna Torv looks hot as both a blonde and a redhead and Jasika Nicole is beautiful so it will take your mind off your pustule? Plus it's a cracking show?"
It'll be easier than growing my hair. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I've got a HUGE spot on my forehead.
Fringe.
Problem solved.
How will watching a sci-fi show help me?
Because Anna Torv looks hot as both a blonde and a redhead and Jasika Nicole is beautiful so it will take your mind off your pustule? Plus it's a cracking show?
It'll be easier than growing my hair."
You also have a magnificent collection of hats. And just think how satisfying it will be when the bugger gets ripe and you can squeeze it. Silver lining. |
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"I've got a HUGE spot on my forehead.
Fringe.
Problem solved.
How will watching a sci-fi show help me?
Because Anna Torv looks hot as both a blonde and a redhead and Jasika Nicole is beautiful so it will take your mind off your pustule? Plus it's a cracking show?
It'll be easier than growing my hair.
You also have a magnificent collection of hats. And just think how satisfying it will be when the bugger gets ripe and you can squeeze it. Silver lining."
It's lower forehead, no hiding. And I don't think it's gonna be a squeezer. |
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People with no effing consideration.. In particular teenagers, who see me coming in their direction laden with stuff who watch me approach and stop and wait for me to say excuse me before thinking about it then slowly stepping out of the way!
"-($#((#@*:;!)/
As part of my job this happens to me 5 days a week |
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"Cold weather.
Over vigorous wankin', my poor willy.
Ranting on Friday.
That's just criminal!!
Unforgivable
You didn’t suffocate in Babs boobie woobies then?
What?!... have I missed something?
You need to check back on the thread
Damn!! That would have helped muchly too "
It’s never too late G3orgie |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People with no effing consideration.. In particular teenagers, who see me coming in their direction laden with stuff who watch me approach and stop and wait for me to say excuse me before thinking about it then slowly stepping out of the way!
"-($#((#@*:;!)/
As part of my job this happens to me 5 days a week"
Next time take some soap and threaten them with it - problem solved
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im ranting today - day late but ggrrr boiler broke - im working most of the weekend so monday early evening its getting looked at - one thing after another the last few months |
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Preston |
"im ranting today - day late but ggrrr boiler broke - im working most of the weekend so monday early evening its getting looked at - one thing after another the last few months "
Boiler troubles are a pain in the rectum - approved |
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"im ranting today - day late but ggrrr boiler broke - im working most of the weekend so monday early evening its getting looked at - one thing after another the last few months
Boiler troubles are a pain in the rectum - approved "
always on a cold night as well huh |
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"People with no effing consideration.. In particular teenagers, who see me coming in their direction laden with stuff who watch me approach and stop and wait for me to say excuse me before thinking about it then slowly stepping out of the way!
"-($#((#@*:;!)/
As part of my job this happens to me 5 days a week
Next time take some soap and threaten them with it - problem solved
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Can I not just ram their ankles and claim not to have seen them like they obviously do to me? |
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