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"you forgot the 69and 3/4" Ffs I can't get the fecking staff  | |||
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"Drum roll as Nelson rolls in Ta da! Mistress currently bent over in kitchen and nowt to do with me... PM Voddy! Recap.... The birds are in the bush...Voddy, Sami and Eenie, Mistress with her big pointy stick failed to get them out..." Was getting washing outa machine man ffs | |||
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"Drum roll as Nelson rolls in Ta da! Mistress currently bent over in kitchen and nowt to do with me... PM Voddy! Recap.... The birds are in the bush...Voddy, Sami and Eenie, Mistress with her big pointy stick failed to get them out... Was getting washing outa machine man ffs" mistress stop picking on mr nelson or ile let out your secret  | |||
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"Drum roll as Nelson rolls in Ta da! Mistress currently bent over in kitchen and nowt to do with me... PM Voddy! Recap.... The birds are in the bush...Voddy, Sami and Eenie, Mistress with her big pointy stick failed to get them out... Was getting washing outa machine man ffsmistress stop picking on mr nelson or ile let out your secret "Feck it I'm off to make my last latte of the day... | |||
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"mumbles to self least i didnt get a warning from teeside airport for putting me knickers on washing line and diverting the pilots eyes thats why you now put thongs on line and dry ya big ones on the airer " | |||
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"There's only one true 69 "Apologies Eenie, I let you down on your 69  | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Apologies Eenie, I let you down on your 69 "No need for apologies, I'm not a pouty stropper unlike some within these forums | |||
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"Latte is not real coffee?" You coffee is as real as you can get...and before you say it...no I don't want any off that shite that passes through cat's windmills  | |||
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"mumbles to self least i didnt get a warning from teeside airport for putting me knickers on washing line and diverting the pilots eyes thats why you now put thongs on line and dry ya big ones on the airer "Tw@t...I was just going to give you the combination code too  | |||
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"mumbles to self least i didnt get a warning from teeside airport for putting me knickers on washing line and diverting the pilots eyes thats why you now put thongs on line and dry ya big ones on the airer
Tw@t...I was just going to give you the combination code too "dont need it now i busted it off | |||
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"There's only one true 69 "Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie | |||
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"Well if you ladies are still stuck bent over in that hedge, I am sure I could round up some gentlemen to slide under to help you out and who knows what might happen "im comfy got me head on eenies boobs | |||
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"Latte is not real coffee?You coffee is as real as you can get...and before you say it...no I don't want any off that shite that passes through cat's windmills "A Civets arse??? They were flogging well selling some in Fenwicka a few years back £10 for a couple of ounces! | |||
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"Well if you ladies are still stuck bent over in that hedge, I am sure I could round up some gentlemen to slide under to help you out and who knows what might happen "Shush _amiss is still pissing | |||
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"mumbles to self least i didnt get a warning from teeside airport for putting me knickers on washing line and diverting the pilots eyes thats why you now put thongs on line and dry ya big ones on the airer
Tw@t...I was just going to give you the combination code too dont need it now i busted it off "Double tw@t  | |||
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"Well if you ladies are still stuck bent over in that hedge, I am sure I could round up some gentlemen to slide under to help you out and who knows what might happen im comfy got me head on eenies boobs"Move over Voddy we'll both snuggle in but Mistress will be well peee'd off being left out and she has a pointy stick!! | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie "I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice | |||
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"Latte is not real coffee?You coffee is as real as you can get...and before you say it...no I don't want any off that shite that passes through cat's windmills
A Civets arse??? They were flogging well selling some in Fenwicka a few years back £10 for a couple of ounces!"Would you drink the stuff? | |||
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"Well if you ladies are still stuck bent over in that hedge, I am sure I could round up some gentlemen to slide under to help you out and who knows what might happen im comfy got me head on eenies boobs" | |||
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"Well if you ladies are still stuck bent over in that hedge, I am sure I could round up some gentlemen to slide under to help you out and who knows what might happen
Shush _amiss is still pissing "That might take longer rounding up the right gentlemen...where's that boke from earlier on......ok! Hands up, I crossed the line | |||
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"Well if you ladies are still stuck bent over in that hedge, I am sure I could round up some gentlemen to slide under to help you out and who knows what might happen im comfy got me head on eenies boobs
Move over Voddy we'll both snuggle in but Mistress will be well peee'd off being left out and she has a pointy stick!!"Don't poke me with that pointy stick | |||
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"Latte is not real coffee?You coffee is as real as you can get...and before you say it...no I don't want any off that shite that passes through cat's windmills
A Civets arse??? They were flogging well selling some in Fenwicka a few years back £10 for a couple of ounces!
Would you drink the stuff?"Wouldn't buy it but would try for free, usually go to a local Italians cafe if out, damned good coffee | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice "I thought you got a lot of good comments on the thread eenie | |||
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"Well if you ladies are still stuck bent over in that hedge, I am sure I could round up some gentlemen to slide under to help you out and who knows what might happen
Shush _amiss is still pissing
That might take longer rounding up the right gentlemen...where's that boke from earlier on......ok! Hands up, I crossed the line "Tw@t | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice "ignore the eejets would rather have you than 2 others | |||
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"Well if you ladies are still stuck bent over in that hedge, I am sure I could round up some gentlemen to slide under to help you out and who knows what might happen im comfy got me head on eenies boobs
Move over Voddy we'll both snuggle in but Mistress will be well peee'd off being left out and she has a pointy stick!!
Don't poke me with that pointy stick "That's what your after ffs | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice "I saw the early part pf thread, all seemed quite positive, I take it, it went downhill | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice ignore the eejets would rather have you than 2 others"This is why I only stick to a few threads | |||
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".....HELP....I'm stuck.and someone's prodding me with a fecking big object.... "Have you finished your wee yet? | |||
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"Latte is not real coffee?You coffee is as real as you can get...and before you say it...no I don't want any off that shite that passes through cat's windmills
A Civets arse??? They were flogging well selling some in Fenwicka a few years back £10 for a couple of ounces!
Would you drink the stuff?
Wouldn't buy it but would try for free, usually go to a local Italians cafe if out, damned good coffee"Fecking Lidl have stopped selling my favourite Italian coffee beans...had to get some from aldi tonight @30p more a pack | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice
I thought you got a lot of good comments on the thread eenie "You didn't see the PM's keyboard warriors again..
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"Latte is not real coffee?You coffee is as real as you can get...and before you say it...no I don't want any off that shite that passes through cat's windmills
A Civets arse??? They were flogging well selling some in Fenwicka a few years back £10 for a couple of ounces!
Would you drink the stuff?
Wouldn't buy it but would try for free, usually go to a local Italians cafe if out, damned good coffee
Fecking Lidl have stopped selling my favourite Italian coffee beans...had to get some from aldi tonight @30p more a pack "I hate it when that happens | |||
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"Well if you ladies are still stuck bent over in that hedge, I am sure I could round up some gentlemen to slide under to help you out and who knows what might happen im comfy got me head on eenies boobs
Move over Voddy we'll both snuggle in but Mistress will be well peee'd off being left out and she has a pointy stick!!
Don't poke me with that pointy stick
That's what your after ffs " | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice
I saw the early part pf thread, all seemed quite positive, I take it, it went downhill"Not for eenie. ..maybe for me  | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice
I saw the early part pf thread, all seemed quite positive, I take it, it went downhill"The public thread was mostly nice x | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice
I saw the early part pf thread, all seemed quite positive, I take it, it went downhill
Not for eenie. ..maybe for me "Sorry for laughing there, but you do not do middle ground, do you? | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice
I saw the early part pf thread, all seemed quite positive, I take it, it went downhill
Not for eenie. ..maybe for me "You were talking about my fave subject | |||
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".....HELP....I'm stuck.and someone's prodding me with a fecking big object.... "Get up and stamp your feet woman while no one's looking | |||
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".....HELP....I'm stuck.and someone's prodding me with a fecking big object....
Have you finished your wee yet?"Finished it ages ago, but got my knickers tangled up and I can't free myself  | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice
I thought you got a lot of good comments on the thread eenie
You didn't see the PM's keyboard warriors again..
"Aw ffs don't start a thread about that...it's been done | |||
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"Latte is not real coffee?You coffee is as real as you can get...and before you say it...no I don't want any off that shite that passes through cat's windmills
A Civets arse??? They were flogging well selling some in Fenwicka a few years back £10 for a couple of ounces!
Would you drink the stuff?
Wouldn't buy it but would try for free, usually go to a local Italians cafe if out, damned good coffee
Fecking Lidl have stopped selling my favourite Italian coffee beans...had to get some from aldi tonight @30p more a pack "i was in lidls tonight | |||
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"Latte is not real coffee?You coffee is as real as you can get...and before you say it...no I don't want any off that shite that passes through cat's windmills
A Civets arse??? They were flogging well selling some in Fenwicka a few years back £10 for a couple of ounces!
Would you drink the stuff?
Wouldn't buy it but would try for free, usually go to a local Italians cafe if out, damned good coffee
Fecking Lidl have stopped selling my favourite Italian coffee beans...had to get some from aldi tonight @30p more a pack
I hate it when that happens"I fecking hope it's nice coffee...the feckers | |||
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".....HELP....I'm stuck.and someone's prodding me with a fecking big object....
Have you finished your wee yet?
Finished it ages ago, but got my knickers tangled up and I can't free myself "rip em off and blame dash | |||
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"Will you lot slow down....I can't fecking catch up ffs "thats coz ya old | |||
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"Mistress!!!! Will you stop poking Eenie and Sami with that pointy stick!! We've found them" Bugger | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice
I saw the early part pf thread, all seemed quite positive, I take it, it went downhill
Not for eenie. ..maybe for me
Sorry for laughing there, but you do not do middle ground, do you? "I don't like marmite either | |||
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".....HELP....I'm stuck.and someone's prodding me with a fecking big object....
Have you finished your wee yet?
Finished it ages ago, but got my knickers tangled up and I can't free myself rip em off and blame dash"Wasn't there a song like that...I think it was Orange Juice.... ''Rip em off and start again'' la la la da da da | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice
I saw the early part pf thread, all seemed quite positive, I take it, it went downhill
Not for eenie. ..maybe for me
You were talking about my fave subject "Cheese? | |||
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".....HELP....I'm stuck.and someone's prodding me with a fecking big object....
Have you finished your wee yet?
Finished it ages ago, but got my knickers tangled up and I can't free myself rip em off and blame dash"Right I'm free, I'll have to just leave them in the bush....they're old ones anyway | |||
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"Latte is not real coffee?You coffee is as real as you can get...and before you say it...no I don't want any off that shite that passes through cat's windmills
A Civets arse??? They were flogging well selling some in Fenwicka a few years back £10 for a couple of ounces!
Would you drink the stuff?
Wouldn't buy it but would try for free, usually go to a local Italians cafe if out, damned good coffee
Fecking Lidl have stopped selling my favourite Italian coffee beans...had to get some from aldi tonight @30p more a pack i was in lidls tonight"I'm boycotting the feckers | |||
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".....HELP....I'm stuck.and someone's prodding me with a fecking big object....
Have you finished your wee yet?
Finished it ages ago, but got my knickers tangled up and I can't free myself "Wups missed that, excuse me just going to help Sami take her knickers off...don't wait for me | |||
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"Will you lot slow down....I can't fecking catch up ffs thats coz ya old "Only 55 ffs | |||
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".....HELP....I'm stuck.and someone's prodding me with a fecking big object....
Have you finished your wee yet?
Finished it ages ago, but got my knickers tangled up and I can't free myself rip em off and blame dash
Right I'm free, I'll have to just leave them in the bush....they're old ones anyway "Damn! My timing is rubbish | |||
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"Is Sami still having a wee?" No I've finished..for now! Where's the food, I'm starving | |||
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"Will you lot slow down....I can't fecking catch up ffs thats coz ya old
Only 55 ffs "Dog years? Is it Peter? Is it dog years | |||
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"Is Sami still having a wee? No I've finished..for now! Where's the food, I'm starving "After bending over the hedge with chocs, coffee and wine I have had to sit down and place picnic blanket over my lap! The pointy bit is the pointy stick I had ...honest! | |||
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"Is Sami still having a wee? No I've finished..for now! Where's the food, I'm starving
After bending over the hedge with chocs, coffee and wine I have had to sit down and place picnic blanket over my lap! The pointy bit is the pointy stick I had
...honest! "Yeah right..... Heard that excuse before.... | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice
I thought you got a lot of good comments on the thread eenie
You didn't see the PM's keyboard warriors again..
Aw ffs don't start a thread about that...it's been done "I'm not that sad   | |||
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"Is Sami still having a wee? No I've finished..for now! Where's the food, I'm starving "Hope you've washed your hands | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice
I saw the early part pf thread, all seemed quite positive, I take it, it went downhill
Not for eenie. ..maybe for me
You were talking about my fave subject
Cheese? "Sausages | |||
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"Is Sami still having a wee?" No but I am now | |||
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"Will you lot slow down....I can't fecking catch up ffs thats coz ya old
Only 55 ffs
Dog years? Is it Peter? Is it dog years "Shush ...it's hard enough with all the filters on here ffs | |||
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"Is Sami still having a wee? No I've finished..for now! Where's the food, I'm starving
After bending over the hedge with chocs, coffee and wine I have had to sit down and place picnic blanket over my lap! The pointy bit is the pointy stick I had
...honest!
Yeah right..... Heard that excuse before...."Me too | |||
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"Is Sami still having a wee? No I've finished..for now! Where's the food, I'm starving
Hope you've washed your hands "Of course | |||
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"Is Sami still having a wee? No but I am now "Haha Don't splash your shoes | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice
I saw the early part pf thread, all seemed quite positive, I take it, it went downhill
Not for eenie. ..maybe for me
You were talking about my fave subject
Cheese?
Sausages "Aw yeah I do talk some shite at times...fecking forgot about that | |||
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"Is Sami still having a wee? No but I am now
Haha Don't splash your shoes "I didn't and I washed my hands and face before I got into bed! | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice
I saw the early part pf thread, all seemed quite positive, I take it, it went downhill
Not for eenie. ..maybe for me
You were talking about my fave subject
Cheese?
Sausages
Aw yeah I do talk some shite at times...fecking forgot about that "Got my attention | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice
I saw the early part pf thread, all seemed quite positive, I take it, it went downhill
Not for eenie. ..maybe for me
You were talking about my fave subject
Cheese?
Sausages "mmmmmmmm thick cumberland ones | |||
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"Is Sami still having a wee? No but I am now
Haha Don't splash your shoes
I didn't and I washed my hands and face before I got into bed! "Well done! | |||
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, I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid "That is so uncouth! | |||
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"There's only one true 69
Hey I've given your thread a couple of bumps tonight eenie
I've got lots of abuse about that... Seems it's wrong to be nice
I saw the early part pf thread, all seemed quite positive, I take it, it went downhill
Not for eenie. ..maybe for me
You were talking about my fave subject
Cheese?
Sausages
mmmmmmmm thick cumberland ones"The best  | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid
That is so uncouth! "That was so pleasurable! | |||
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"Is Sami still having a wee? No but I am now
Haha Don't splash your shoes
I didn't and I washed my hands and face before I got into bed!
Well done! "I was brought up proper I was | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid
That is so uncouth!
That was so pleasurable!"i do that too one has to | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid
That is so uncouth!
That was so pleasurable!"You didn't give me a lick!.... | |||
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"Is Sami still having a wee? No but I am now
Haha Don't splash your shoes
I didn't and I washed my hands and face before I got into bed!
Well done!
I was brought up proper I was "The best way Eenie, being brought up proper and taken down disgracefully and shamefully but with a lasting smile | |||
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"Is Sami still having a wee? No but I am now
Haha Don't splash your shoes
I didn't and I washed my hands and face before I got into bed!
Well done!
I was brought up proper I was " | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid
That is so uncouth!
That was so pleasurable!
You didn't give me a lick!.... "You did not want a lick so you have to go and sit in the corner and drool | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid
That is so uncouth!
That was so pleasurable!
You didn't give me a lick!....
You did not want a lick so you have to go and sit in the corner and drool"Tut.....  | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid
That is so uncouth!
That was so pleasurable!i do that too one has to"I agree Voddy, one has to, at least we are being bad tonight | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid
That is so uncouth!
That was so pleasurable!
You didn't give me a lick!....
You did not want a lick so you have to go and sit in the corner and drool
Tut..... "come and sit next to me sami we can have a good gossip | |||
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"Is Sami still having a wee? No but I am now
Haha Don't splash your shoes
I didn't and I washed my hands and face before I got into bed!
Well done!
I was brought up proper I was
The best way Eenie, being brought up proper and taken down disgracefully and shamefully but with a lasting smile "That's exactly what I'm planning because once my parents are gone there's no one to worry about me so I can go as disgracefully and shamefully as possible... I'll write my own obit before I die and won't I have fun with it | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid
That is so uncouth!
That was so pleasurable!
You didn't give me a lick!....
You did not want a lick so you have to go and sit in the corner and drool
Tut..... "A tut does not work on me Madam! Any more of that and my evil twin will approach you on the stairs, part your legs, chocolate lid in hand and suggest..'you have desires?' enough of your tuts! | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid
That is so uncouth!
That was so pleasurable!
You didn't give me a lick!....
You did not want a lick so you have to go and sit in the corner and drool
Tut..... come and sit next to me sami we can have a good gossip"Ooh yeah, have you got any good goss? | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid
That is so uncouth!
That was so pleasurable!
You didn't give me a lick!....
You did not want a lick so you have to go and sit in the corner and drool
Tut.....
A tut does not work on me Madam! Any more of that and my evil twin will approach you on the stairs, part your legs, chocolate lid in hand and suggest..'you have desires?' enough of your tuts!"sami keep tutting | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid
That is so uncouth!
That was so pleasurable!
You didn't give me a lick!....
You did not want a lick so you have to go and sit in the corner and drool
Tut.....
A tut does not work on me Madam! Any more of that and my evil twin will approach you on the stairs, part your legs, chocolate lid in hand and suggest..'you have desires?' enough of your tuts!"Bloody Norah...don't let him in here, he's trouble | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid
That is so uncouth!
That was so pleasurable!
You didn't give me a lick!....
You did not want a lick so you have to go and sit in the corner and drool
Tut.....
A tut does not work on me Madam! Any more of that and my evil twin will approach you on the stairs, part your legs, chocolate lid in hand and suggest..'you have desires?' enough of your tuts!sami keep tutting "Isn't he bossy, Voddy | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid
That is so uncouth!
That was so pleasurable!
You didn't give me a lick!....
You did not want a lick so you have to go and sit in the corner and drool
Tut..... come and sit next to me sami we can have a good gossip"I see you've soon left Eenie's breast...so fickle .. my turn to tut! | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid
That is so uncouth!
That was so pleasurable!
You didn't give me a lick!....
You did not want a lick so you have to go and sit in the corner and drool
Tut..... come and sit next to me sami we can have a good gossip
I see you've soon left Eenie's breast...so fickle .. my turn to tut!"She loves me and looks after me | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid
That is so uncouth!
That was so pleasurable!
You didn't give me a lick!....
You did not want a lick so you have to go and sit in the corner and drool
Tut..... come and sit next to me sami we can have a good gossip
I see you've soon left Eenie's breast...so fickle .. my turn to tut!"i thought you might like to lay your head there | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid
That is so uncouth!
That was so pleasurable!
You didn't give me a lick!....
You did not want a lick so you have to go and sit in the corner and drool
Tut..... come and sit next to me sami we can have a good gossip
I see you've soon left Eenie's breast...so fickle .. my turn to tut!" and I offer such comfort too... | |||
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"Right, I'm out a here. Na night, crazy people! xx"Night my lovely xx | |||
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"Just had one of those chocolate mousse pots with the chocolate chunks , I couldn't resist......erm! I licked the lid "Fancy cleaning my windows 
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"Morning all its freezing out on way to hospital xx" Hope it goes ok Voddy, big hug! x | |||
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"Morning all its freezing out on way to hospital xx" Hope it all goes well | |||
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"Morning all its freezing out on way to hospital xx" Good luck sweetie | |||
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xxx I'm having a lie down on the sofas in the staff room for my lunch break
How did you get on Voddy? Xx | |||
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"Hello lovelies xxx I'm having a lie down on the sofas in the staff room for my lunch break
How did you get on Voddy? Xx"Haha, don't nod off Eenie | |||
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"Hello lovelies xxx I'm having a lie down on the sofas in the staff room for my lunch break
How did you get on Voddy? Xx
Haha, don't nod off Eenie "I definitely won't... I'm all excited after a message I've received today (not from on here) x | |||
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"Hello lovelies xxx I'm having a lie down on the sofas in the staff room for my lunch break
How did you get on Voddy? Xx
Haha, don't nod off Eenie
I definitely won't... I'm all excited after a message I've received today (not from on here) x"Ooh...Sounds exciting | |||
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"Hello lovelies xxx I'm having a lie down on the sofas in the staff room for my lunch break
How did you get on Voddy? Xx
Haha, don't nod off Eenie
I definitely won't... I'm all excited after a message I've received today (not from on here) x
Ooh...Sounds exciting "More than excited | |||
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"Ppl seem to be having trouble locating the rant thread today "Some folks need a chill pill to be honest | |||
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"Ppl seem to be having trouble locating the rant thread today "Oh dear, no ranting in here Pink! | |||
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"Ppl seem to be having trouble locating the rant thread today "Have I got a reply on there? | |||
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"Ppl seem to be having trouble locating the rant thread today
Oh dear, no ranting in here Pink! "No but I had a mini rant on there about lidl | |||
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"Ppl seem to be having trouble locating the rant thread today
Oh dear, no ranting in here Pink!
No but I had a mini rant on there about lidl"That's ok...I would think | |||
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"Ppl seem to be having trouble locating the rant thread today
Oh dear, no ranting in here Pink!
No but I had a mini rant on there about lidl
That's ok...I would think "Too true the feckers...you find something you like in there..then they stop fecking selling it. I'm going on there website to make a official randy complaint | |||
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"Ranty ffs "Haha, Randy sounds more fun! | |||
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Haha, Randy sounds more fun! "Just had my rant to the feckers | |||
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"Ranty ffs
Haha, Randy sounds more fun!
Just had my rant to the feckers "Good...do you feel better now? | |||
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"Home now all sorted for moment" That's good Voddy | |||
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"Home now all sorted for moment" I'll stick the machine on _oddy | |||
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"Ranty ffs
Haha, Randy sounds more fun!
Just had my rant to the feckers
Good...do you feel better now? "Dunno until I get my reply
Told the feckers I'll be taking my business to aldi unless they get them back in stock....I think they'll be fecking worried  | |||
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"Ranty ffs
Haha, Randy sounds more fun!
Just had my rant to the feckers
Good...do you feel better now?
Dunno until I get my reply
Told the feckers I'll be taking my business to aldi unless they get them back in stock....I think they'll be fecking worried "I would be! | |||
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"Home now all sorted for moment" Great news xx | |||
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"Ranty ffs
Haha, Randy sounds more fun!
Just had my rant to the feckers
Good...do you feel better now?
Dunno until I get my reply
Told the feckers I'll be taking my business to aldi unless they get them back in stock....I think they'll be fecking worried
I would be! "Buggers haven't got back yet though | |||
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"Ranty ffs
Haha, Randy sounds more fun!
Just had my rant to the feckers
Good...do you feel better now?
Dunno until I get my reply
Told the feckers I'll be taking my business to aldi unless they get them back in stock....I think they'll be fecking worried
I would be!
Buggers haven't got back yet though "Still heard nothing from your randy complaint? | |||
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"Ranty ffs
Haha, Randy sounds more fun!
Just had my rant to the feckers
Good...do you feel better now?
Dunno until I get my reply
Told the feckers I'll be taking my business to aldi unless they get them back in stock....I think they'll be fecking worried
I would be!
Buggers haven't got back yet though
Still heard nothing from your randy complaint? "They are too nervous to reply | |||
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"Ranty ffs
Haha, Randy sounds more fun!
Just had my rant to the feckers
Good...do you feel better now?
Dunno until I get my reply
Told the feckers I'll be taking my business to aldi unless they get them back in stock....I think they'll be fecking worried
I would be!
Buggers haven't got back yet though "Think it may take some time | |||
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"Ranty ffs
Haha, Randy sounds more fun!
Just had my rant to the feckers
Good...do you feel better now?
Dunno until I get my reply
Told the feckers I'll be taking my business to aldi unless they get them back in stock....I think they'll be fecking worried
I would be!
Buggers haven't got back yet though
Think it may take some time "They are shitting it | |||
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"Ranty ffs
Haha, Randy sounds more fun!
Just had my rant to the feckers
Good...do you feel better now?
Dunno until I get my reply
Told the feckers I'll be taking my business to aldi unless they get them back in stock....I think they'll be fecking worried
I would be!
Buggers haven't got back yet though
Think it may take some time
They are shitting it "I can imagine | |||
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"Where's that bloke gone who started this thread? "He said something about going to pickup some old junk...well he called them artifacts but you know it's fecking junk | |||
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"Where's that bloke gone who started this thread?
He said something about going to pickup some old junk...well he called them artifacts but you know it's fecking junk "I called him Mr treebush. ..wondered why the fecker laughed....just googled the fecker and it's trebus ffs | |||
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"Where's that bloke gone who started this thread?
He said something about going to pickup some old junk...well he called them artifacts but you know it's fecking junk "Haha | |||
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"Where's that bloke gone who started this thread?
He said something about going to pickup some old junk...well he called them artifacts but you know it's fecking junk
I called him Mr treebush. ..wondered why the fecker laughed....just googled the fecker and it's trebus ffs "You was thinking of that bush I got stuck in again last night! I might just try the gate tonight | |||
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"Where's that bloke gone who started this thread?
He said something about going to pickup some old junk...well he called them artifacts but you know it's fecking junk
I called him Mr treebush. ..wondered why the fecker laughed....just googled the fecker and it's trebus ffs
You was thinking of that bush I got stuck in again last night! I might just try the gate tonight "Ah that's it I'll blame you
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"Evening all from my bed "Ooh you're early to bed, you ok Eenie? | |||
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"Evening all from my bed "Evening eenie. ..resting or shagging? | |||
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"Where's that bloke gone who started this thread?
He said something about going to pickup some old junk...well he called them artifacts but you know it's fecking junk
I called him Mr treebush. ..wondered why the fecker laughed....just googled the fecker and it's trebus ffs
You was thinking of that bush I got stuck in again last night! I might just try the gate tonight
Ah that's it I'll blame you
And I thought you knew the combination for the gate "Forgot... I'll try climbing over tonight, must watch I don't get my knickers in a twist again though! | |||
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"Evening all from my bed
Ooh you're early to bed, you ok Eenie? "Had a lousy day (except for one good thing) so just thought stuff food and come straight to bed x | |||
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"Where's that bloke gone who started this thread?
He said something about going to pickup some old junk...well he called them artifacts but you know it's fecking junk
I called him Mr treebush. ..wondered why the fecker laughed....just googled the fecker and it's trebus ffs
You was thinking of that bush I got stuck in again last night! I might just try the gate tonight
Ah that's it I'll blame you
And I thought you knew the combination for the gate
Forgot... I'll try climbing over tonight, must watch I don't get my knickers in a twist again though! "It's the fivers you need to be careful with....I bet they easily get snagged | |||
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"Evening all from my bed
Evening eenie. ..resting or shagging? "If I was shagging I sure as hell wouldn't be in here | |||
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"Evening all from my bed
Ooh you're early to bed, you ok Eenie?
Had a lousy day (except for one good thing) so just thought stuff food and come straight to bed x"Ah, bless you sweetie | |||
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"Evening all from my bed
Evening eenie. ..resting or shagging?
If I was shagging I sure as hell wouldn't be in here "Well.. yeah I get that | |||
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"Evening all from my bed
Ooh you're early to bed, you ok Eenie?
Had a lousy day (except for one good thing) so just thought stuff food and come straight to bed x
Ah, bless you sweetie "My belly is screaming out loud for grub but I'll shut the fecker up soon | |||
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"Evening all from my bed
Ooh you're early to bed, you ok Eenie?
Had a lousy day (except for one good thing) so just thought stuff food and come straight to bed x"Wheres your emoji after this sentence? You know to put an emoji akl the time tsk tsk | |||
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"Where's that bloke gone who started this thread?
He said something about going to pickup some old junk...well he called them artifacts but you know it's fecking junk
I called him Mr treebush. ..wondered why the fecker laughed....just googled the fecker and it's trebus ffs
You was thinking of that bush I got stuck in again last night! I might just try the gate tonight
Ah that's it I'll blame you
And I thought you knew the combination for the gate
Forgot... I'll try climbing over tonight, must watch I don't get my knickers in a twist again though!
It's the fivers you need to be careful with....I bet they easily get snagged "Yes they can be a pain when you're climbing over gates | |||
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"Evening all from my bed
Evening eenie. ..resting or shagging?
If I was shagging I sure as hell wouldn't be in here
Well.. yeah I get that " | |||
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"Evening all from my bed
Ooh you're early to bed, you ok Eenie?
Had a lousy day (except for one good thing) so just thought stuff food and come straight to bed x
Wheres your emoji after this sentence? You know to put an emoji akl the time tsk tsk"Couldn't be arsed sorry | |||
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"Evening all from my bed
Ooh you're early to bed, you ok Eenie?
Had a lousy day (except for one good thing) so just thought stuff food and come straight to bed x
Wheres your emoji after this sentence? You know to put an emoji akl the time tsk tsk"Tut....naughty girl | |||
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"Where's that bloke gone who started this thread?
He said something about going to pickup some old junk...well he called them artifacts but you know it's fecking junk
I called him Mr treebush. ..wondered why the fecker laughed....just googled the fecker and it's trebus ffs
You was thinking of that bush I got stuck in again last night! I might just try the gate tonight "the council have had to remove the hedge but they were asking whose were the knickers they found | |||
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"Evening all from my bed
Ooh you're early to bed, you ok Eenie?
Had a lousy day (except for one good thing) so just thought stuff food and come straight to bed x
Wheres your emoji after this sentence? You know to put an emoji akl the time tsk tsk
Couldn't be arsed sorry "looks at eenies arse ooooooo dimples | |||
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"Where's that bloke gone who started this thread?
He said something about going to pickup some old junk...well he called them artifacts but you know it's fecking junk
I called him Mr treebush. ..wondered why the fecker laughed....just googled the fecker and it's trebus ffs
You was thinking of that bush I got stuck in again last night! I might just try the gate tonight the council have had to remove the hedge but they were asking whose were the knickers they found"You didn't tell them they were mine, did you? | |||
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"Where's that bloke gone who started this thread?
He said something about going to pickup some old junk...well he called them artifacts but you know it's fecking junk
I called him Mr treebush. ..wondered why the fecker laughed....just googled the fecker and it's trebus ffs
You was thinking of that bush I got stuck in again last night! I might just try the gate tonight the council have had to remove the hedge but they were asking whose were the knickers they found
You didn't tell them they were mine, did you? "I did | |||
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"Evening all from my bed
Ooh you're early to bed, you ok Eenie?
Had a lousy day (except for one good thing) so just thought stuff food and come straight to bed x
Wheres your emoji after this sentence? You know to put an emoji akl the time tsk tsk
Couldn't be arsed sorry looks at eenies arse ooooooo dimples "And fat deposits | |||
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"Evening all from my bed
Ooh you're early to bed, you ok Eenie?
Had a lousy day (except for one good thing) so just thought stuff food and come straight to bed x
Wheres your emoji after this sentence? You know to put an emoji akl the time tsk tsk
Couldn't be arsed sorry looks at eenies arse ooooooo dimples "Eenie has the most beautiful hazel eyes | |||
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