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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I have had 1 in ma house 4 days, brazen little bugger, buzzing around ma head, aving a wee rest on ma knee, so i goes n buy fly killer 2day, THE LITTLE FECKER IS NOW IN HIDING. N i canni find him anywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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Get an electric fly zapper,they're great fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

if you drown one..for days, then take it out and flick the hot ash from your ciggy on it, it comes back to life again...cant fly but it does...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What is worse is when you manage to corner the buggers and then they bloody nutmeg you and get out! Insult or what...

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By *im53Man  over a year ago

Boldon


"I have had 1 in ma house 4 days, brazen little bugger, buzzing around ma head, aving a wee rest on ma knee, so i goes n buy fly killer 2day, THE LITTLE FECKER IS NOW IN HIDING. N i canni find him anywhere!"

probebly died they only live a few days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have had 1 in ma house 4 days, brazen little bugger, buzzing around ma head, aving a wee rest on ma knee, so i goes n buy fly killer 2day, THE LITTLE FECKER IS NOW IN HIDING. N i canni find him anywhere!"

You think youve got problems a bloody snail has been following me all week xx

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By *ocalMan  over a year ago

Manchester

under Darwins theory of evolution, just how long is it going to take for flys to evolve in to working out what the fuck a window is, i mean glass and windows and have been around a good few hundred years now, but have flys cottoned on to what a window is? have they fuck, they just keep butting and buzzing a window all day long, bang bang bang bang.

cant help but look at them and think you deserve to be extinct

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"under Darwins theory of evolution, just how long is it going to take for flys to evolve in to working out what the fuck a window is, i mean glass and windows and have been around a good few hundred years now, but have flys cottoned on to what a window is? have they fuck, they just keep butting and buzzing a window all day long, bang bang bang bang.

cant help but look at them and think you deserve to be extinct "

Same as moths. Candle = flame = hot = dead. Simple equation innit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have had 1 in ma house 4 days, brazen little bugger, buzzing around ma head, aving a wee rest on ma knee, so i goes n buy fly killer 2day, THE LITTLE FECKER IS NOW IN HIDING. N i canni find him anywhere!

You think youve got problems a bloody snail has been following me all week xx "

REMIND ME NEVER TO TRAVEL LONG HAUL WITH YOU !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"under Darwins theory of evolution, just how long is it going to take for flys to evolve in to working out what the fuck a window is, i mean glass and windows and have been around a good few hundred years now, but have flys cottoned on to what a window is? have they fuck, they just keep butting and buzzing a window all day long, bang bang bang bang.

cant help but look at them and think you deserve to be extinct

Same as moths. Candle = flame = hot = dead. Simple equation innit."

If moths are so feckin crazy for light, why don't they come out in the daytime and be butterflies.

Dense buggaz!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds to me like you need to wash something lol....

(Kiddin... Just Kiddin)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

W A S H....nope sorry dont know wat that word means....will nd 2 google....hehe....

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