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Now I'm not one who normally resorts to crudity or singles out a particular preference but.........
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've really got a thing for hairy fannys right now.
Just let your muff grow like a mountain stream
And let your muff grow with the smallest of dreams
And let your muff grow and you'll know what I mean.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Darn my bald flaps"
The traditional northern remedy would be a flat cap however I believe mirkins are now widely available
That said hairless flappy bits are more than acceptable |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Darn my bald flaps
The traditional northern remedy would be a flat cap however I believe mirkins are now widely available
That said hairless flappy bits are more than acceptable "
Flat cap...But no whippet?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Darn my bald flaps
The traditional northern remedy would be a flat cap however I believe mirkins are now widely available
That said hairless flappy bits are more than acceptable
Flat cap...But no whippet? "
Whippets and pussy are a recipe for disaster.
Lightbulb moment
Instead of a flat cap...........
A flap cap....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've really got a thing for hairy fannys right now.
Just let your muff grow like a mountain stream
And let your muff grow with the smallest of dreams
And let your muff grow and you'll know what I mean. "
Regular Shakespeare hahaha |
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"Darn my bald flaps
The traditional northern remedy would be a flat cap however I believe mirkins are now widely available
That said hairless flappy bits are more than acceptable "
I was only perusing fanny wigs the other day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've really got a thing for hairy fannys right now.
Just let your muff grow like a mountain stream
And let your muff grow with the smallest of dreams
And let your muff grow and you'll know what I mean.
Regular Shakespeare hahaha "
Regular, that will be the prunes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've really got a thing for hairy fannys right now.
Just let your muff grow like a mountain stream
And let your muff grow with the smallest of dreams
And let your muff grow and you'll know what I mean. "
I'm easy I have a meet Saturday and she has muff  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve just had a flipping wax ffs!! "
The beauty of mairy huffs is that it will grow back, don't dwell on it and as the song goes
Just let your muff grow........ |
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"I’ve just had a flipping wax ffs!!
The beauty of mairy huffs is that it will grow back, don't dwell on it and as the song goes
Just let your muff grow........ "
where nobody goes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That reminds me, I am having the Bellamy brothers round for tea and fairly cakes later. farley,barley or fairy?
Probably fairy darling, if you had nails like mine for typing lol. "
Give them my regards and congratulate them on their little known seminal album, "a fannys not a fanny without my face in it." |
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"That reminds me, I am having the Bellamy brothers round for tea and fairly cakes later. farley,barley or fairy?
Probably fairy darling, if you had nails like mine for typing lol.
Give them my regards and congratulate them on their little known seminal album, "a fannys not a fanny without my face in it.""
Of course I will but regards Fanny my favourite Aunt, I don't think she has seen your face but I shall ask uncle Bob just to be sure.  |
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