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After a really strange morning and managing to cut myself somewhere very sensitive in the strangest way. Tell us about your weird and strange injury experiences. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ads cock almost exploded once when he was younger for wanking too much!
I stuck my finger in a coffee grinder a couple of years back trying to unclog it and not understanding how it worked (I was about three days into my new job in a coffee shop). Still have the war wound!
I have never been a very adventurous mother and one day while my kids were on a rope swing (with no seat) in the woods having a great old time, I decided to throw caution to the wind and go on it, the one and only time! When my feet couldn’t feel the floor anymore I panicked and fell to the floor, four years later I still have trouble with my elbow.
Geeky x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ads cock almost exploded once when he was younger for wanking too much!
I stuck my finger in a coffee grinder a couple of years back trying to unclog it and not understanding how it worked (I was about three days into my new job in a coffee shop). Still have the war wound!
I have never been a very adventurous mother and one day while my kids were on a rope swing (with no seat) in the woods having a great old time, I decided to throw caution to the wind and go on it, the one and only time! When my feet couldn’t feel the floor anymore I panicked and fell to the floor, four years later I still have trouble with my elbow.
Geeky x"
Ouch @ coffee grinder. |
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"I wake up most mornings with bruises I can't explain.
They weren't there when I had a shower, went to bed.
I have no idea what I do to myself in my sleep! "
You're a bedtime brawler.  |
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"I wake up most mornings with bruises I can't explain.
They weren't there when I had a shower, went to bed.
I have no idea what I do to myself in my sleep!
You're a bedtime brawler. "
The cat sleeps on my bed.
Maybe we're having cat fights in my sleep
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Well one of my girlfriends (horizontal girlfriend, before you ask, but not on Fab) is a rep. One day she was visiting a hospital for a sales presentation when she slipped in the hospital car park and broke her arm. They took her 50 yards into A & E and sorted her out, with an arm brace - made by a competitor. She made a big fuss and insisted they fetched one of her own brand from her car boot.
Oooh dear, talking about has made me all... you know.
Janet xxxxxx |
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