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"coffees and nibbles on the side" Thanks _oddy  | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side" I like a bit on the side  | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side I like a bit on the side "left or right | |||
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"Where's dash "He dashed off  | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side I like a bit on the side left or right"Right, coz I'm right handed  | |||
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"Dashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh your needed samis on heat" | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side" Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs "Tut....we don't have pubic hair!  | |||
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"Dashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh your needed samis on heat" Too late Feliz has turned up  | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair! "Tut?...As in Tutenkhamuns bald head??...Ok! Wear on a false handlebar moustache, the kind where if you screw your mouth the moustache wiggles and I'm a goner | |||
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"Where's dash
He dashed off "Hes doing a night shift now | |||
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"I think they have trouble finding the new thread "Daft feckers are looking for 70 | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
Tut?...As in Tutenkhamuns bald head??...Ok! Wear on a false handlebar moustache, the kind where if you screw your mouth the moustache wiggles and I'm a goner "Ok.... | |||
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"I think they have trouble finding the new thread
Daft feckers are looking for 70 "Haha! | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair! "You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
Tut?...As in Tutenkhamuns bald head??...Ok! Wear on a false handlebar moustache, the kind where if you screw your mouth the moustache wiggles and I'm a goner
Ok...."Hes pissed sami | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs "I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information | |||
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"Have just seen Dash elsewhere sharing his broccoli and giving out blue peter badges" Sure they weren't Peter pan ones? There was a lot looking for them earlier | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information"Anyone fancy a crabbies?  | |||
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"Have just seen Dash elsewhere sharing his broccoli and giving out blue peter badges" I want both of those | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs "I hate that, especially when my dental hygienist finds them...so embarassing...  | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? "crabbies ginger wine rocks | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information"You are pissed! | |||
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"oi tinkerbell make that parma thing again tomoz for us please" Fecking tinkerbell | |||
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"Have just seen Dash elsewhere sharing his broccoli and giving out blue peter badges Sure they weren't Peter pan ones? There was a lot looking for them earlier "I got one of those already | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I hate that, especially when my dental hygienist finds them...so embarassing... "Tell em it's floss | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? "Yeah, don't mind as long as the antibiotics work  | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
You are pissed! "I never post on here pissed....I would be too afraid to see what I had posted next day | |||
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"oi tinkerbell make that parma thing again tomoz for us please Fecking tinkerbell "bet that smee did though | |||
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"oi tinkerbell make that parma thing again tomoz for us please" Ooh yeah, love that | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
You are pissed! "Told ya | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I hate that, especially when my dental hygienist finds them...so embarassing...
Tell em it's floss"Depends if it's black though | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks "Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
You are pissed!
Told ya "no hes not | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
You are pissed!
I never post on here pissed....I would be too afraid to see what I had posted next day"Don't worry, just don't look...I dont | |||
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"Have just seen Dash elsewhere sharing his broccoli and giving out blue peter badges Sure they weren't Peter pan ones? There was a lot looking for them earlier
I got one of those already "I should have shanghaid the feckers to here | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful "Where's your twin, he might make more sense | |||
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"Have just seen Dash elsewhere sharing his broccoli and giving out blue peter badges Sure they weren't Peter pan ones? There was a lot looking for them earlier
I got one of those already
I should have shanghaid the feckers to here "You can have mine....I'm more of a tinkerbell...... | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I hate that, especially when my dental hygienist finds them...so embarassing...
Tell em it's floss
Depends if it's black though "Stick to blondes in future...sorted | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful
Where's your twin, he might make more sense "He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful
Where's your twin, he might make more sense
He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored"Oh the rugby thingy | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I hate that, especially when my dental hygienist finds them...so embarassing...
Tell em it's floss
Depends if it's black though
Stick to blondes in future...sorted "No stick with people without pubes! | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful
Where's your twin, he might make more sense
He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored
Oh the rugby thingy "No! Somewhere else, I think he just blew it! Feckin' irresponsible he is | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful
Where's your twin, he might make more sense
He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored
Oh the rugby thingy "Oh I love my rugby | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful
Where's your twin, he might make more sense
He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored
Oh the rugby thingy
No! Somewhere else, I think he just blew it! Feckin' irresponsible he is"Ooh yes, best pull him outa there, quick! | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful
Where's your twin, he might make more sense
He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored
Oh the rugby thingy
Oh I love my rugby"Football for us | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful
Where's your twin, he might make more sense
He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored
Oh the rugby thingy
No! Somewhere else, I think he just blew it! Feckin' irresponsible he is
Ooh yes, best pull him outa there, quick! "You pull him!!! I mean, well you know what I mean | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful
Where's your twin, he might make more sense
He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored
Oh the rugby thingy
No! Somewhere else, I think he just blew it! Feckin' irresponsible he is
Ooh yes, best pull him outa there, quick!
You pull him!!! I mean, well you know what I mean"see said sami was on heat | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful
Where's your twin, he might make more sense
He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored
Oh the rugby thingy
No! Somewhere else, I think he just blew it! Feckin' irresponsible he is
Ooh yes, best pull him outa there, quick!
You pull him!!! I mean, well you know what I mean"Don't worry...I'll push him through the hedge...learnt that off Voddy | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful
Where's your twin, he might make more sense
He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored
Oh the rugby thingy
No! Somewhere else, I think he just blew it! Feckin' irresponsible he is
Ooh yes, best pull him outa there, quick!
You pull him!!! I mean, well you know what I meansee said sami was on heat"Got me leccie blanket on high!... | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful
Where's your twin, he might make more sense
He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored
Oh the rugby thingy
No! Somewhere else, I think he just blew it! Feckin' irresponsible he is
Ooh yes, best pull him outa there, quick!
You pull him!!! I mean, well you know what I meansee said sami was on heat
Got me leccie blanket on high!... "Turned my heating up....come on all over cold tonight  | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful
Where's your twin, he might make more sense
He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored
Oh the rugby thingy
No! Somewhere else, I think he just blew it! Feckin' irresponsible he is
Ooh yes, best pull him outa there, quick!
You pull him!!! I mean, well you know what I meansee said sami was on heat"I noticed a change in Sami when you mentioned Brief Encounters | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful
Where's your twin, he might make more sense
He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored
Oh the rugby thingy
No! Somewhere else, I think he just blew it! Feckin' irresponsible he is
Ooh yes, best pull him outa there, quick!
You pull him!!! I mean, well you know what I mean
Don't worry...I'll push him through the hedge...learnt that off Voddy "Yes! But we were supposed to creep through the hedge quietly, the way Voddy pushed I let out a loud yelp! But I was also grinning and cross eyed | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful
Where's your twin, he might make more sense
He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored
Oh the rugby thingy
No! Somewhere else, I think he just blew it! Feckin' irresponsible he is
Ooh yes, best pull him outa there, quick!
You pull him!!! I mean, well you know what I meansee said sami was on heat
Got me leccie blanket on high!...
Turned my heating up....come on all over cold tonight "Would you like a cuddle? | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful
Where's your twin, he might make more sense
He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored
Oh the rugby thingy
No! Somewhere else, I think he just blew it! Feckin' irresponsible he is
Ooh yes, best pull him outa there, quick!
You pull him!!! I mean, well you know what I meansee said sami was on heat
Got me leccie blanket on high!...
Turned my heating up....come on all over cold tonight "Yes it is cold tonight, putting leccy blanket on soon | |||
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
Try saying that quickly 5 times! I think you are imagining Dash and typing with a mouthful
Where's your twin, he might make more sense
He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored
Oh the rugby thingy
No! Somewhere else, I think he just blew it! Feckin' irresponsible he is
Ooh yes, best pull him outa there, quick!
You pull him!!! I mean, well you know what I mean
Don't worry...I'll push him through the hedge...learnt that off Voddy
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"coffees and nibbles on the side Is that the 'bit' part?....of the 69? Bags I be on top, then the nibbles can fall in your pubic hair I will bring a mini hoover, you know the ones for crumbs
Tut....we don't have pubic hair!
You tell the fecker sami...bloody watchsprings in yer teeth ffs
I will have you know I have my pubic hair finely trimmed into a true representation of the Balearic Islands complete with tourist information
Anyone fancy a crabbies? crabbies ginger wine rocks
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Where's your twin, he might make more sense
He is on another thread being sensible....court order! He is being monitored
Oh the rugby thingy
No! Somewhere else, I think he just blew it! Feckin' irresponsible he is
Ooh yes, best pull him outa there, quick!
You pull him!!! I mean, well you know what I meansee said sami was on heat
Got me leccie blanket on high!...
Turned my heating up....come on all over cold tonight
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"...night momma..night Mary Ellen...night papa....night Mary Ellen...night lizbeth....night Mary Ellen...night Jim Bob...night Mary Ellen...night grandma....night grandma....? She's gone to Tesco for some fivers....Tut...hope she's put her teeth in....night granpa...." I'll take it your fecking off to bed then | |||
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"...night momma..night Mary Ellen...night papa....night Mary Ellen...night lizbeth....night Mary Ellen...night Jim Bob...night Mary Ellen...night grandma....night grandma....? She's gone to Tesco for some fivers....Tut...hope she's put her teeth in....night granpa.... I'll take it your fecking off to bed then "Haha! Yeah seemed to be talking to myself! Catcha later, lovely xx | |||
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"...night momma..night Mary Ellen...night papa....night Mary Ellen...night lizbeth....night Mary Ellen...night Jim Bob...night Mary Ellen...night grandma....night grandma....? She's gone to Tesco for some fivers....Tut...hope she's put her teeth in....night granpa.... I'll take it your fecking off to bed then
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"...night momma..night Mary Ellen...night papa....night Mary Ellen...night lizbeth....night Mary Ellen...night Jim Bob...night Mary Ellen...night grandma....night grandma....? She's gone to Tesco for some fivers....Tut...hope she's put her teeth in....night granpa.... I'll take it your fecking off to bed then
Haha! Yeah seemed to be talking to myself! Catcha later, lovely xx
Night lovely lady...im fecking off too.
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"How do I get ninjas lol " % _ ) join them together | |||
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"How do I get ninjas lol " If you go on quote, you will see the character's, so. % - ) without the spaces between them. Have a practise! | |||
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"How do I get ninjas lol % _ ) join them together" Howz you Voddy? | |||
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"How do I get ninjas lol % _ ) join them together Howz you Voddy? "freezing sami hows you x | |||
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"How do I get ninjas lol % _ ) join them together Howz you Voddy? freezing sami hows you x"Ah, bless! We're good, just had a lovely walk. Met lots of dogs and their owners | |||
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Oi you! How's it going Eenie? Xx"Busy today JUST got my break but helped out a customer in distress who sounded horny as hell on the phone (but was probably a munter in real life like me!!! )
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Busy today JUST got my break but helped out a customer in distress who sounded horny as hell on the phone (but was probably a munter in real life like me!!! )
How's you? X"Ah, well done you for that! Yes I'm good, thank you. Just off to wash my hair, soon.xx | |||
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" is it safe yet?
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Hold on....I'll look........all clear at the moment, don't know how long for!
Didn't last long eh "We must get a combination lock on the door and have a password! | |||
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"I'd like to be a toy boy. Think I'd suite the role Well leave your application here, there should be some lovely ladies in later
Haha okay: 6ft 3, 16 stone, very generous lover, can be discrete. How's that "Sounds great | |||
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Sounds great "I will wait eagerly | |||
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Didn't last long eh
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Sounds great
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Hold on....I'll look........all clear at the moment, don't know how long for!
Didn't last long eh
We must get a combination lock on the door and have a password!
Don't tell _oddy and eenie it...they'll give it out ffs "I know...the buggers | |||
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Didn't last long eh
We must get a combination lock on the door and have a password!
Don't tell _oddy and eenie it...they'll give it out ffs
I know...the buggers "Can we trust them two other blokes dash and Feliz though | |||
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Didn't last long eh
We must get a combination lock on the door and have a password!
Don't tell _oddy and eenie it...they'll give it out ffs
I know...the buggers
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Hold on....I'll look........all clear at the moment, don't know how long for!
Didn't last long eh
We must get a combination lock on the door and have a password!
Don't tell _oddy and eenie it...they'll give it out ffs
I know...the buggers
Can we trust them two other blokes dash and Feliz though
Dunno Mistress....Feliz might give it to the other twin...that could cause a problem "Oh yeah I notice there's a couple of evil twins about today | |||
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Didn't last long eh
We must get a combination lock on the door and have a password!
Don't tell _oddy and eenie it...they'll give it out ffs
I know...the buggers
Can we trust them two other blokes dash and Feliz though
Dunno Mistress....Feliz might give it to the other twin...that could cause a problem
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" is it safe yet?
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" is it safe yet?
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"Evening Mistress....I think Sami and Voddy must be hiding in that hedge again, in the dark....should we get some pointy sticks, do a bit prodding and play 'guess the yelp?'... ;;That was Voddy's yelp!' 'Nah! Definitely Sami's yelp!' "How come you get the biggest stick ffs | |||
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"Hide the pointy sticks Mistress
where? They are big feckers
Get those knickers off and we can make a marquee, pretend we have been waiting for the girls, quick make some canapes before we get sussed!"Feck another bloke trying to get me knickers off ffs | |||
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"Mistress is in a right fettle here, trying to put up a marquee to make you all canapes.... Now Voddy! What will have the larger square area, Mistresses blouse or knickers? She got the bog pointy stick as requested so has to give up some clothing for marquee" deff knickers slide pole up gusset | |||
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"Mistress is in a right fettle here, trying to put up a marquee to make you all canapes.... Now Voddy! What will have the larger square area, Mistresses blouse or knickers? She got the bog pointy stick as requested so has to give up some clothing for marqueedeff knickers slide pole up gusset" I wear fecking thong ffs | |||
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