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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh "Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much "That should read *toyboy* | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much
That should read *toyboy* "Say in a d*unken voice. ..lesbefriends then  | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much
That should read *toyboy*
Say in a d*unken voice. ..lesbefriends then "Haha, that's one thing I'll never say! | |||
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"Is ice road truckers on? "Maybe. Are you watching it? | |||
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"Is ice road truckers on?
Maybe. Are you watching it? "Nah but _oddy might be  | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much
That should read *toyboy*
Say in a d*unken voice. ..lesbefriends then
Haha, that's one thing I'll never say! "Jeez she doesn't want to be me friend | |||
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"What's a fiver wearer lol" Sami doesn't like paying a tenner for them other ones  | |||
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"Is ice road truckers on?
Maybe. Are you watching it?
Nah but _oddy might be "Oh I see! | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much
That should read *toyboy*
Say in a d*unken voice. ..lesbefriends then
Haha, that's one thing I'll never say!
Jeez she doesn't want to be me friend "But you are my friend, we wouldn't technically be lesbians if we had a session | |||
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"What's a fiver wearer lol" They're half price tenas | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much
That should read *toyboy*
Say in a d*unken voice. ..lesbefriends then
Haha, that's one thing I'll never say!
Jeez she doesn't want to be me friend
But you are my friend, we wouldn't technically be lesbians if we had a session "Bugger I'll get me Peter pan head on | |||
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"So is this a private party or can anyone join in lol" Just so long as you don't leak on the chairs | |||
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"So is this a private party or can anyone join in lol" You are very welcome. What group in the title do you slot into? I guess it's 'horny toyboy' | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much
That should read *toyboy*
Say in a d*unken voice. ..lesbefriends then
Haha, that's one thing I'll never say!
Jeez she doesn't want to be me friend
But you are my friend, we wouldn't technically be lesbians if we had a session
Bugger I'll get me Peter pan head on "Haha, I'm not into toyboys | |||
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"The old fiver trick gets them in eh sami "Oh yes! | |||
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"So is this a private party or can anyone join in lol You are very welcome. What group in the title do you slot into? I guess it's 'horny toyboy' "mm at 46 I think pushing it as a toyboy more a dilf lol  | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol" Is that that watersports people speak of | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Is that that watersports people speak of "I don't know as I'm a poor swimmer lol | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol" Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Is that that watersports people speak of "I don't know as I'm a poor swimmer lol | |||
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"So is this a private party or can anyone join in lol You are very welcome. What group in the title do you slot into? I guess it's 'horny toyboy' mm at 46 I think pushing it as a toyboy more a dilf lol "Well I'm 10 years older than you, so you would be to me | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much
That should read *toyboy*
Say in a d*unken voice. ..lesbefriends then
Haha, that's one thing I'll never say!
Jeez she doesn't want to be me friend
But you are my friend, we wouldn't technically be lesbians if we had a session
Bugger I'll get me Peter pan head on
Haha, I'm not into toyboys "Bugger I'd better start acting my age  | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Is that that watersports people speak of I don't know as I'm a poor swimmer lol"Yeah, me too! | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy "lol I don't see many scunny peeps in here | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much
That should read *toyboy*
Say in a d*unken voice. ..lesbefriends then
Haha, that's one thing I'll never say!
Jeez she doesn't want to be me friend
But you are my friend, we wouldn't technically be lesbians if we had a session
Bugger I'll get me Peter pan head on
Haha, I'm not into toyboys
Bugger I'd better start acting my age "Well that's never going to happen...is it? | |||
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"So is this a private party or can anyone join in lol You are very welcome. What group in the title do you slot into? I guess it's 'horny toyboy' mm at 46 I think pushing it as a toyboy more a dilf lol "Young un to me ffs | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy "Where is that Voddy? | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Is that that watersports people speak of "Nah your cheap £1 shop mates | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy lol I don't see many scunny peeps in here "No just you...but we don't mind! | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Is that that watersports people speak of
Nah your cheap £1 shop mates "That reminds me, must get stocked up later, sposed to snow tomorrow and I don't want any accidents | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy lol I don't see many scunny peeps in here
There's a few abridged ones who come in...you know the c*nts eh "Try it again ffs | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much
That should read *toyboy*
Say in a d*unken voice. ..lesbefriends then
Haha, that's one thing I'll never say!
Jeez she doesn't want to be me friend
But you are my friend, we wouldn't technically be lesbians if we had a session
Bugger I'll get me Peter pan head on
Haha, I'm not into toyboys
Bugger I'd better start acting my age
Well that's never going to happen...is it? "Ok just spit it out woman....I can take a hint  | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?"Box set of ice road ......... | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much
That should read *toyboy*
Say in a d*unken voice. ..lesbefriends then
Haha, that's one thing I'll never say!
Jeez she doesn't want to be me friend
But you are my friend, we wouldn't technically be lesbians if we had a session
Bugger I'll get me Peter pan head on
Haha, I'm not into toyboys
Bugger I'd better start acting my age
Well that's never going to happen...is it?
Ok just spit it out woman....I can take a hint "Don't go changing.....  Have a cat's bum! | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road ......... "Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in  | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Is that that watersports people speak of
Nah your cheap £1 shop mates
That reminds me, must get stocked up later, sposed to snow tomorrow and I don't want any accidents "Forecast is to be really cold in the morning. ...I'd use the bog a bit more as they might freeze on you | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much
That should read *toyboy*
Say in a d*unken voice. ..lesbefriends then
Haha, that's one thing I'll never say!
Jeez she doesn't want to be me friend
But you are my friend, we wouldn't technically be lesbians if we had a session
Bugger I'll get me Peter pan head on
Haha, I'm not into toyboys
Bugger I'd better start acting my age
Well that's never going to happen...is it?
Ok just spit it out woman....I can take a hint
Don't go changing..... Have a cat's bum!"Sooner have yours | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Is that that watersports people speak of
Nah your cheap £1 shop mates
That reminds me, must get stocked up later, sposed to snow tomorrow and I don't want any accidents
Forecast is to be really cold in the morning. ...I'd use the bog a bit more as they might freeze on you "Yeah, good idea | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in "Pass the fecker here | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much
That should read *toyboy*
Say in a d*unken voice. ..lesbefriends then
Haha, that's one thing I'll never say!
Jeez she doesn't want to be me friend
But you are my friend, we wouldn't technically be lesbians if we had a session
Bugger I'll get me Peter pan head on
Haha, I'm not into toyboys
Bugger I'd better start acting my age
Well that's never going to happen...is it?
Ok just spit it out woman....I can take a hint
Don't go changing..... Have a cat's bum!
Sooner have yours "Haha, no fear, you'll be slapping it! I'm a bit of a wimp with pain! | |||
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"Where's lovely Eenie, I have a cake for her "She's been very quiet today...hope she's ok | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in
Pass the fecker here "I'll give her half an hour, then it's yours. I have got some little fairy cakes, if you want one with your latte | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much
That should read *toyboy*
Say in a d*unken voice. ..lesbefriends then
Haha, that's one thing I'll never say!
Jeez she doesn't want to be me friend
But you are my friend, we wouldn't technically be lesbians if we had a session
Bugger I'll get me Peter pan head on
Haha, I'm not into toyboys
Bugger I'd better start acting my age
Well that's never going to happen...is it?
Ok just spit it out woman....I can take a hint
Don't go changing..... Have a cat's bum!
Sooner have yours
Haha, no fear, you'll be slapping it! I'm a bit of a wimp with pain! "Would I? | |||
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"Where's lovely Eenie, I have a cake for her
She's been very quiet today...hope she's ok"I know, think I might drop her a message | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much
That should read *toyboy*
Say in a d*unken voice. ..lesbefriends then
Haha, that's one thing I'll never say!
Jeez she doesn't want to be me friend
But you are my friend, we wouldn't technically be lesbians if we had a session
Bugger I'll get me Peter pan head on
Haha, I'm not into toyboys
Bugger I'd better start acting my age
Well that's never going to happen...is it?
Ok just spit it out woman....I can take a hint
Don't go changing..... Have a cat's bum!
Sooner have yours
Haha, no fear, you'll be slapping it! I'm a bit of a wimp with pain!
Would I? "Yes | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in
Pass the fecker here
I'll give her half an hour, then it's yours. I have got some little fairy cakes, if you want one with your latte "Didn't you get any of them nice caramel coffee biscuits in? | |||
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"Where's lovely Eenie, I have a cake for her
She's been very quiet today...hope she's ok
I know, think I might drop her a message "I would....I did earlier | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
Haha, thought you would say that! Not sure which one I slot into, but I'm not a tomboy, I know that much
That should read *toyboy*
Say in a d*unken voice. ..lesbefriends then
Haha, that's one thing I'll never say!
Jeez she doesn't want to be me friend
But you are my friend, we wouldn't technically be lesbians if we had a session
Bugger I'll get me Peter pan head on
Haha, I'm not into toyboys
Bugger I'd better start acting my age
Well that's never going to happen...is it?
Ok just spit it out woman....I can take a hint
Don't go changing..... Have a cat's bum!
Sooner have yours
Haha, no fear, you'll be slapping it! I'm a bit of a wimp with pain!
Would I?
Yes "Who grassed me up ffs  | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in
Pass the fecker here
I'll give her half an hour, then it's yours. I have got some little fairy cakes, if you want one with your latte
Didn't you get any of them nice caramel coffee biscuits in? "Nope sold out, I have wagon wheels though | |||
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"Where's lovely Eenie, I have a cake for her
She's been very quiet today...hope she's ok
I know, think I might drop her a message
I would....I did earlier"I will now  | |||
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"Where's lovely Eenie, I have a cake for her
She's been very quiet today...hope she's ok
I know, think I might drop her a message
I would....I did earlier
I will now "Ok , done. | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in
Pass the fecker here
I'll give her half an hour, then it's yours. I have got some little fairy cakes, if you want one with your latte
Didn't you get any of them nice caramel coffee biscuits in?
Nope sold out, I have wagon wheels though "Should be called wheel barrow wheels now though eh | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in
Pass the fecker here
I'll give her half an hour, then it's yours. I have got some little fairy cakes, if you want one with your latte
Didn't you get any of them nice caramel coffee biscuits in?
Nope sold out, I have wagon wheels though
Should be called wheel barrow wheels now though eh "Yeah, all choc bars are so much smaller now! | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in
Pass the fecker here
I'll give her half an hour, then it's yours. I have got some little fairy cakes, if you want one with your latte
Didn't you get any of them nice caramel coffee biscuits in?
Nope sold out, I have wagon wheels though
Should be called wheel barrow wheels now though eh
Yeah, all choc bars are so much smaller now!"Got to eat two fecking whisper bars now to feel like you've eaten one ffs | |||
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"Did you have your bloods this morning? I've got another load Friday week "Yeah its a good job a drink plenty of coffee....the amount of it I've given over the last fortnight | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in
Pass the fecker here
I'll give her half an hour, then it's yours. I have got some little fairy cakes, if you want one with your latte
Didn't you get any of them nice caramel coffee biscuits in?
Nope sold out, I have wagon wheels though
Should be called wheel barrow wheels now though eh
Yeah, all choc bars are so much smaller now!
Got to eat two fecking whisper bars now to feel like you've eaten one ffs "I know, I'm more of a wine gum person | |||
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"Did you have your bloods this morning? I've got another load Friday week
Yeah its a good job a drink plenty of coffee....the amount of it I've given over the last fortnight "Yeah, I know, at least they're looking after us. I have a fabulous lady GP, who rings me to see how things are going  | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in
Pass the fecker here
I'll give her half an hour, then it's yours. I have got some little fairy cakes, if you want one with your latte
Didn't you get any of them nice caramel coffee biscuits in?
Nope sold out, I have wagon wheels though
Should be called wheel barrow wheels now though eh
Yeah, all choc bars are so much smaller now!
Got to eat two fecking whisper bars now to feel like you've eaten one ffs
I know, I'm more of a wine gum person "Them feckers pull ya fillings out | |||
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"Did you have your bloods this morning? I've got another load Friday week
Yeah its a good job a drink plenty of coffee....the amount of it I've given over the last fortnight
Yeah, I know, at least they're looking after us. I have a fabulous lady GP, who rings me to see how things are going "Yeah I've found a good one in my practice who looks after me too | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in
Pass the fecker here
I'll give her half an hour, then it's yours. I have got some little fairy cakes, if you want one with your latte
Didn't you get any of them nice caramel coffee biscuits in?
Nope sold out, I have wagon wheels though
Should be called wheel barrow wheels now though eh
Yeah, all choc bars are so much smaller now!
Got to eat two fecking whisper bars now to feel like you've eaten one ffs
I know, I'm more of a wine gum person
Them feckers pull ya fillings out "I suck them.... | |||
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"Did you have your bloods this morning? I've got another load Friday week
Yeah its a good job a drink plenty of coffee....the amount of it I've given over the last fortnight
Yeah, I know, at least they're looking after us. I have a fabulous lady GP, who rings me to see how things are going
Yeah I've found a good one in my practice who looks after me too "That's good | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in
Pass the fecker here
I'll give her half an hour, then it's yours. I have got some little fairy cakes, if you want one with your latte
Didn't you get any of them nice caramel coffee biscuits in?
Nope sold out, I have wagon wheels though
Should be called wheel barrow wheels now though eh
Yeah, all choc bars are so much smaller now!
Got to eat two fecking whisper bars now to feel like you've eaten one ffs
I know, I'm more of a wine gum person
Them feckers pull ya fillings out
I suck them.... "What group did you say you were in? | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in
Pass the fecker here
I'll give her half an hour, then it's yours. I have got some little fairy cakes, if you want one with your latte
Didn't you get any of them nice caramel coffee biscuits in?
Nope sold out, I have wagon wheels though
Should be called wheel barrow wheels now though eh
Yeah, all choc bars are so much smaller now!
Got to eat two fecking whisper bars now to feel like you've eaten one ffs
I know, I'm more of a wine gum person
Them feckers pull ya fillings out
I suck them....
What group did you say you were in? "Haha, I've fallen into several different groups in our swinging career | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in
Pass the fecker here
I'll give her half an hour, then it's yours. I have got some little fairy cakes, if you want one with your latte
Didn't you get any of them nice caramel coffee biscuits in?
Nope sold out, I have wagon wheels though
Should be called wheel barrow wheels now though eh
Yeah, all choc bars are so much smaller now!
Got to eat two fecking whisper bars now to feel like you've eaten one ffs
I know, I'm more of a wine gum person
Them feckers pull ya fillings out
I suck them....
What group did you say you were in?
Haha, I've fallen into several different groups in our swinging career "I think I need to renew my passport | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside " Feck another minute and I'd have had the cake | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside " What's in it? | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in
Pass the fecker here
I'll give her half an hour, then it's yours. I have got some little fairy cakes, if you want one with your latte
Didn't you get any of them nice caramel coffee biscuits in?
Nope sold out, I have wagon wheels though
Should be called wheel barrow wheels now though eh
Yeah, all choc bars are so much smaller now!
Got to eat two fecking whisper bars now to feel like you've eaten one ffs
I know, I'm more of a wine gum person
Them feckers pull ya fillings out
I suck them....
What group did you say you were in?
Haha, I've fallen into several different groups in our swinging career
I think I need to renew my passport "Haha | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside Feck another minute and I'd have had the cake "I've already had it
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in
Pass the fecker here
I'll give her half an hour, then it's yours. I have got some little fairy cakes, if you want one with your latte
Didn't you get any of them nice caramel coffee biscuits in?
Nope sold out, I have wagon wheels though
Should be called wheel barrow wheels now though eh
Yeah, all choc bars are so much smaller now!
Got to eat two fecking whisper bars now to feel like you've eaten one ffs
I know, I'm more of a wine gum person
Them feckers pull ya fillings out
I suck them....
What group did you say you were in?
Haha, I've fallen into several different groups in our swinging career
I think I need to renew my passport
Haha "Bump.....im not fickle | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside What's in it? "That scunthorpe bloke who tried to do a runner | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside What's in it? "tescos coffee beans cakes fivers for you wine beer lemonade so Mistress can have a shandy cheese chocs ice cream loo roll condoms | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside Feck another minute and I'd have had the cake
I've already had it
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in
Pass the fecker here
I'll give her half an hour, then it's yours. I have got some little fairy cakes, if you want one with your latte
Didn't you get any of them nice caramel coffee biscuits in?
Nope sold out, I have wagon wheels though
Should be called wheel barrow wheels now though eh
Yeah, all choc bars are so much smaller now!
Got to eat two fecking whisper bars now to feel like you've eaten one ffs
I know, I'm more of a wine gum person
Them feckers pull ya fillings out
I suck them....
What group did you say you were in?
Haha, I've fallen into several different groups in our swinging career
I think I need to renew my passport
Haha
Bump.....im not fickle"Feck you | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside Feck another minute and I'd have had the cake
I've already had it
Right off to cook the salad, catcha shortly
Cook the salad ..er ok see ye later "she means spuds and boiled eggs | |||
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"Evening sexy dash "Hello sweety,is there an old guy in knickers knockin about? | |||
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"Evening sexy dash
Hello sweety,is there an old guy in knickers knockin about?"nah ace don't come on this thread | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside Feck another minute and I'd have had the cake
I've already had it
Right off to cook the salad, catcha shortly
Cook the salad ..er ok see ye later she means spuds and boiled eggs"Oh yeah forgot about them feckers | |||
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"Evening sexy dash
Hello sweety,is there an old guy in knickers knockin about?"Think you've been answered by _oddy  | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside What's in it? tescos coffee beans cakes fivers for you wine beer lemonade so Mistress can have a shandy cheese chocs ice cream loo roll condoms
Hmmmm condoms...you gecking think this is a swingers site? Shit I forgot "I was told it was dashes harem | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside What's in it? tescos coffee beans cakes fivers for you wine beer lemonade so Mistress can have a shandy cheese chocs ice cream loo roll condoms
Hmmmm condoms...you gecking think this is a swingers site? Shit I forgot I was told it was dashes harem"I wish! | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside What's in it? tescos coffee beans cakes fivers for you wine beer lemonade so Mistress can have a shandy cheese chocs ice cream loo roll condoms
Hmmmm condoms...you gecking think this is a swingers site? Shit I forgot I was told it was dashes harem"That feckers older then me ffs | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside What's in it? tescos coffee beans cakes fivers for you wine beer lemonade so Mistress can have a shandy cheese chocs ice cream loo roll condoms
Hmmmm condoms...you gecking think this is a swingers site? Shit I forgot I was told it was dashes harem
That feckers older then me ffs "many a tune can be played | |||
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"And I'm not watching ice rd feckers I'm watching my5 channel midland hotel in manc" I thought crossroads had finished | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside What's in it? tescos coffee beans cakes fivers for you wine beer lemonade so Mistress can have a shandy cheese chocs ice cream loo roll condoms
Hmmmm condoms...you gecking think this is a swingers site? Shit I forgot I was told it was dashes harem
That feckers older then me ffs many a tune can be played" | |||
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"Ok back to work catch you later you forum addicts" Ave a good un | |||
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"Ok back to work catch you later you forum addicts" cya cutie | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh "I am Coquette69
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"I'm back sorry had to go fetch car from m.o.t test centre lolnow 300 lighter" Your just in time .._oddys here and I'm off for some tea. I'll leave you both to have some fun | |||
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"What's a fiver wearer lol Sami doesn't like paying a tenner for them other ones "Supermarket own brand | |||
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"I only leak over a nice wet mouth if taken in hand lol Maybe someone will pop in who can accommodate you...._oddyyyy
Where is that Voddy?
Box set of ice road .........
Tut she won't get her cake if she's late in
Pass the fecker here
I'll give her half an hour, then it's yours. I have got some little fairy cakes, if you want one with your latte
Didn't you get any of them nice caramel coffee biscuits in?
Nope sold out, I have wagon wheels though
Should be called wheel barrow wheels now though eh
Yeah, all choc bars are so much smaller now!
Got to eat two fecking whisper bars now to feel like you've eaten one ffs
I know, I'm more of a wine gum person
Them feckers pull ya fillings out
I suck them....
What group did you say you were in?
Haha, I've fallen into several different groups in our swinging career
I think I need to renew my passport
Haha
Bump.....im not fickle"Just joking, worked didn't it? | |||
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"So your a 69er coc lol" Oh yes indeedy | |||
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"Hi _oddy I see the two main culprits here enticed u in lol x" hi how's you nice to meat you | |||
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"Lol is that like budget " Yep | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside What's in it? tescos coffee beans cakes fivers for you wine beer lemonade so Mistress can have a shandy cheese chocs ice cream loo roll condoms "Ooh, few things I could utilize, me thinks! | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside Feck another minute and I'd have had the cake
I've already had it
Right off to cook the salad, catcha shortly
Cook the salad ..er ok see ye later she means spuds and boiled eggs"No...salad, we like it warm this time of year | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside What's in it? tescos coffee beans cakes fivers for you wine beer lemonade so Mistress can have a shandy cheese chocs ice cream loo roll condoms
Hmmmm condoms...you gecking think this is a swingers site? Shit I forgot "I like them geckos | |||
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"Evening sexy dash
Hello sweety,is there an old guy in knickers knockin about?nah ace don't come on this thread "Haha and Feliz hasn't been in yet either! | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside What's in it? tescos coffee beans cakes fivers for you wine beer lemonade so Mistress can have a shandy cheese chocs ice cream loo roll condoms
Hmmmm condoms...you gecking think this is a swingers site? Shit I forgot I was told it was dashes harem"Hello Dash... | |||
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"I'm back sorry had to go fetch car from m.o.t test centre lolnow 300 lighter" Ouch! | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
I am Coquette69
... and I'm back "Hey you! See I thought about you in the title | |||
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"And u coquette lol so u like a bit of sausage lol I've some prime Lincolnshire in my larder x" Ahhh... Thick meaty sausages... My favourite x | |||
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"What's a fiver wearer lol Sami doesn't like paying a tenner for them other ones
Supermarket own brand "You know the ones Eenie, just got a supply in, in case we're snowed in tomorrow | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
I am Coquette69
... and I'm back
Hey you! See I thought about you in the title "And I'm very honoured | |||
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"And u coquette lol so u like a bit of sausage lol I've some prime Lincolnshire in my larder x Ahhh... Thick meaty sausages... My favourite x"oh mines very meat and has a special sauce lol | |||
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"What's a fiver wearer lol Sami doesn't like paying a tenner for them other ones
Supermarket own brand
You know the ones Eenie, just got a supply in, in case we're snowed in tomorrow "Well if all else fails... A cotton wool block serves as a temporary measure  | |||
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"Samia what would u do with a gheko" I would sit it on my lap, whilst watching the tv. | |||
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"And u coquette lol so u like a bit of sausage lol I've some prime Lincolnshire in my larder x Ahhh... Thick meaty sausages... My favourite x
oh mines very meat and has a special sauce lol"Now sausages and sauce... Couldn't be better | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
I am Coquette69
... and I'm back
Hey you! See I thought about you in the title
And I'm very honoured "And you're very welcome xx | |||
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"What's a fiver wearer lol Sami doesn't like paying a tenner for them other ones
Supermarket own brand
You know the ones Eenie, just got a supply in, in case we're snowed in tomorrow
Well if all else fails... A cotton wool block serves as a temporary measure "Haha | |||
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"I'd sit with both u sexy ladies on my laps stroking my geko/sausage lol" Ooh | |||
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"Ok now I'm off to dish up said salad, so catcha laterz "toodles | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
I am Coquette69
... and I'm back
Hey you! See I thought about you in the title
And I'm very honoured
And you're very welcome xx"I've celebrated with a new pic xx | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
I am Coquette69
... and I'm back
Hey you! See I thought about you in the title
And I'm very honoured
And you're very welcome xx
I've celebrated with a new pic xx"met with my sausages approval x | |||
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"The 69 group looks fecking good eh
I am Coquette69
... and I'm back
Hey you! See I thought about you in the title
And I'm very honoured
And you're very welcome xx
I've celebrated with a new pic xx
met with my sausages approval x" Well thank you very much x | |||
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"Hurts in pushing a shopping trolley quick hide this lot I've another outside What's in it? tescos coffee beans cakes fivers for you wine beer lemonade so Mistress can have a shandy cheese chocs ice cream loo roll condoms
Hmmmm condoms...you gecking think this is a swingers site? Shit I forgot
I like them geckos "You would think that was one word my auto carrot knew how to spell | |||
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"Samia what would u do with a gheko I would sit it on my lap, whilst watching the tv. "Fecking stalker | |||
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"Stalk me lol" Just had a look at who's looked at me page.....felt like being stalked to me | |||
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"Stalk me lol Just had a look at who's looked at me page.....felt like being stalked to me "lol always good to see who's chatting to u x | |||
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" I see you lol xx"How come....I'm in disguise | |||
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" I see you lol xx
How come....I'm in disguise "Stealth mode eh | |||
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" I see you lol xx
How come....I'm in disguise
Stealth mode eh " | |||
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"I'm bloody knackered....just fitted washing machine for a neighbour and all of a sudden I don't feel like Peter pan "I hope Peter Pan doesn't mind | |||
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"I'm bloody knackered....just fitted washing machine for a neighbour and all of a sudden I don't feel like Peter pan
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"Breaking news 48 weeks today its christmas eve "Oh good, can't wait for a drink | |||
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"Breaking news 48 weeks today its christmas eve "Bah humbug | |||
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"Breaking news 48 weeks today its christmas eve
Bah humbug "Scrooge | |||
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"Breaking news 48 weeks today its christmas eve
Oh good, can't wait for a drink "When will you learn lady....what goes in has to come out | |||
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"Breaking news 48 weeks today its christmas eve
Bah humbug
Scrooge "Ebenezer to you | |||
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"Breaking news 48 weeks today its christmas eve
Bah humbug "Have you been on here all day? I have a spare life if you want it? Haaaaaaaaaa haha | |||
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Oh good, can't wait for a drink
When will you learn lady....what goes in has to come out "I know...I might have a special cork custom made... | |||
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"Breaking news 48 weeks today its christmas eve
Oh good, can't wait for a drink
When will you learn lady....what goes in has to come out
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"Breaking news 48 weeks today its christmas eve
Bah humbug
Have you been on here all day? I have a spare life if you want it? Haaaaaaaaaa haha"It might seem that way to you but believe me I've fitted in a busy day | |||
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"Is tonight 'ninja evening?' I'm not dressed for it Just watch yourself dressed like that " yikes! Time for a quick 'Mr Benn' costume change | |||
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"Breaking news 48 weeks today its christmas eve
Bah humbug
Have you been on here all day? I have a spare life if you want it? Haaaaaaaaaa haha
It might seem that way to you but believe me I've fitted in a busy day "Dont roll your eyes at me | |||
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"Breaking news 48 weeks today its christmas eve
Oh good, can't wait for a drink
When will you learn lady....what goes in has to come out
I know...I might have a special cock custom made... just carry a bucket with you"Voddy...if you do the next one can we have 69 and a bit? Maccy fecked that one up a few weeks back across the road | |||
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"Is tonight 'ninja evening?' I'm not dressed for it Just watch yourself dressed like that
yikes! Time for a quick 'Mr Benn' costume change"Wise move | |||
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"Breaking news 48 weeks today its christmas eve
Bah humbug
Have you been on here all day? I have a spare life if you want it? Haaaaaaaaaa haha
It might seem that way to you but believe me I've fitted in a busy day
Dont roll your eyes at me "she has too when she rolls her girdle on | |||
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