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JAFFA CAKES. Biscuit or cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Age old debate......my opion? They are tasty.

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By *agermeisterMan  over a year ago

Leeds

There's a clue in the name.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well in that respect would you use a victoria sponge to do the washing up? Nay.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Age old debate......my opion? They are tasty."

Cake the vat man seems them as a cake because the sponge goes hard when stale and a biscuit goes soft.

I do like a Jaffa cake...tried a raspberry one recently, just not the same

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By *ornCouple  over a year ago

Sedgemoor


"Age old debate......my opion? They are tasty."

It was defined legally some time ago with respect to VAT.

When it gets stale, a biscuit goes soggy. A cake goes dry. Jaffa cakes go dry, therefore are cakes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I remember years ago McVities baked a huge one to prove it was a cake. the reason behing it was to do with the taxation on the chocolate. choccy for biscuits is taxed. choccy for cakes isnt.

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

biscakes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Full moon.... Half moon

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Full moon.... Half moon "

Total eclipse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who cares!

Rumour has it that if a man eats a packet a few hours prior to sex it can flavour his cum.

Good news for those that like to swallow and not spit.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

They are not a biscuit & do not belong in the biscuit aisle of a supermarket. I feel very very very strongly about this

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

Leeds

They are a cake like a bun. But then again a kit Kat in Scotland isn’t a classified as a sweet or confectionary

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By *ieman300Man  over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Couldn't care less if cake or buscuit. They are dirty whore like tasty orangey treats. Gimme!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They are in the biscuit section so for that reason alone x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well they go in my biscuit box along with the custard creams and digestives so that's good enough for me !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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By *entileschiWoman  over a year ago

Norwich


"Age old debate......my opion? They are tasty."

Biscuits go soggy in air and cakes go dry. But Jaffa sponge is dry. The conundrum continues.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cakes go hard when stale biscuits go soft

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Age old debate......my opion? They are tasty.

Cake the vat man seems them as a cake because the sponge goes hard when stale and a biscuit goes soft.

I do like a Jaffa cake...tried a raspberry one recently, just not the same "

No its that smashing orangey bit in the middle

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By *lirtyskirtTV/TS  over a year ago

London


"biscakes"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dont think the make jaffas with milk chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cake,definitely cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s called a cake

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By *09309309Woman  over a year ago

Dublin

Gross. Just gross, round, brown, disc, patty things.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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What they are is moreish, and I am very sad that there are now 2 less in a packet

Bloody Brexit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What they are is moreish, and I am very sad that there are now 2 less in a packet

Bloody Brexit"

Awaits angry voters... ding ding ding

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By *esus H ChristMan  over a year ago

birmingham

The sponge base is reminiscent of Trifle Sponges before you soak them in sherry, and as a sponge is a cake I'm going cake 100%

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They’re a cake x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They’re a cake x "

They are called Jaffa Cakes lol why the confusion?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a cake made out of Jaffa cake the other day nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had a cake made out of Jaffa cake the other day nom nom "

Criminal behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had a cake made out of Jaffa cake the other day nom nom

Criminal behaviour "

Was worth it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had a cake made out of Jaffa cake the other day nom nom

Criminal behaviour

Was worth it "

Agreed.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Definitely a cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can be dunked so bikkie

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By *arry WindsorMan  over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

This subject has been argued in the courts of law and has been settled more than 26 years ago.

Jaffa Cakes are biscuit-sized cakes introduced by McVitie and Price in the UK in 1927 and named after Jaffa oranges. The most common form of Jaffa cakes are circular, 2 1/8 inches (54 mm) in diameter and have three layers: a Genoise sponge base, a layer of orange flavoured jam and a coating of chocolate.[1] Jaffa cakes are also available as bars or in small packs, and in larger and smaller sizes.[2] The original Jaffa Cakes come in packs of 12, 24 or 36.[3]

Because McVitie's did not trademark the name "Jaffa Cakes", other biscuit manufacturers and supermarkets have made similar products under the same name.[4] The product's classification as a cake or biscuit was part of a VAT tribunal in 1991, with the court finding in McVitie's favour that the Jaffa cake should be considered a cake for tax purposes.[5] In 2012 they were ranked the best selling cake or biscuit in the United Kingdom.[6]

Source Wikipaedia.

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By *unninglinguist600Man  over a year ago

belfast


"They are a cake like a bun. But then again a kit Kat in Scotland isn’t a classified as a sweet or confectionary "

In scotland a kit kat is probably battered fried and served with chips ????????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cake

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By *hatYorkLadMan  over a year ago

York

When I was in Bosnia a few months back they had their own version that was just called "Orange Biscuit", they looked like the equivalent of Asda smart price Jaffa cakes though

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By *eplicant JoWoman  over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Biscuit "

+1

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By *llfoursWoman  over a year ago

north east

Cake

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By *queekyCheesyCouple  over a year ago

newark


"I remember years ago McVities baked a huge one to prove it was a cake. the reason behing it was to do with the taxation on the chocolate. choccy for biscuits is taxed. choccy for cakes isnt."

Supposedly they cut a big slice and handed it to the judge, asked if he had been handed a slice of cake or biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All I know is I'm ashamed of myself I ate a packet earlier x

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman  over a year ago
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My Own Little World

Perfect!

I am now craving Jaffa Cakes...... oh and they are dry cakes, but so delicious (drooling emoji)

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Cake - It has no crunch to it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leave the packet open a day it does

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They are not a biscuit & do not belong in the biscuit aisle of a supermarket. I feel very very very strongly about this "

I'll start a petition to get them moved to the bakery section for you, because you feel so strongly about it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A cake for sure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Age old debate......my opion? They are tasty."
its a cake totally soft and you can't dunk em

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What they are is moreish, and I am very sad that there are now 2 less in a packet

Bloody Brexit"

The EU stole our Jaffa Cakes?

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By *mojeeCouple  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Science has proved they are cakes. Also the name kinda gives it away. Cakes dry out when left and go hard. Biscuits absorb moisture in the air and become soggy when left out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don’t like them, so don’t give a fuck

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"They are not a biscuit & do not belong in the biscuit aisle of a supermarket. I feel very very very strongly about this

I'll start a petition to get them moved to the bakery section for you, because you feel so strongly about it "

Thank you, I appreciate your concern over this. I shall reward your efforts with a proper biscuits - custard creams

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cake type biscuit

Biscuit type cake

Whichever still yummy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cake type biscuit

Biscuit type cake

Whichever still yummy "

its a cake

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By *hocolate_HeavenMan  over a year ago

Birmingham and Dubai


"Age old debate......my opion? They are tasty."

Second that motion. Just wish I could still eat them sigh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My dad makes Jaffa cakes and I got to try the new flavour

They're not as good as the original though

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Well they go in my biscuit box along with the custard creams and digestives so that's good enough for me !!"

You actually have them long enough to actually store them somewhere?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The are above classification; they are a category on their own. Nom nom nom nom.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The are above classification; they are a category on their own. Nom nom nom nom. "
could you eat a whole packet ?they're cakes

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"The are above classification; they are a category on their own. Nom nom nom nom. could you eat a whole packet ?they're cakes "

Yes, once opened, the whole lot go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The are above classification; they are a category on their own. Nom nom nom nom. could you eat a whole packet ?they're cakes

Yes, once opened, the whole lot go "

oh yes yum

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By *unninglinguist600Man  over a year ago

belfast


"My dad makes Jaffa cakes and I got to try the new flavour

They're not as good as the original though "

Try marks and spencers own brand they yum

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By *arry WindsorMan  over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester


"They are not a biscuit & do not belong in the biscuit aisle of a supermarket. I feel very very very strongly about this

I'll start a petition to get them moved to the bakery section for you, because you feel so strongly about it "

Why not have them moved to the same aisle as the fizzy Vimto?

They could put the bicuits down one end on one side the cakes at the other end and the Jaffa cakes in the middle with the Vomit sorry Vimto opposite.

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By *ushandkittyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester

I have a niggling thought at the back of my mind that they were originally apricot not Orange, or at least made of apricot pulp.

But my favourite was the limited edition lemon and lime flavour nom nom nom

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By *axandbooCouple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Who cares!

Rumour has it that if a man eats a packet a few hours prior to sex it can flavour his cum.

Good news for those that like to swallow and not spit.

"

Its been proven what you eat does effect how spunk tastes

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By *arry WindsorMan  over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester


"I have a niggling thought at the back of my mind that they were originally apricot not Orange, or at least made of apricot pulp.

But my favourite was the limited edition lemon and lime flavour nom nom nom "

Well remembered! The "jaffa" bit was made of apricot and orange and was listed on the packet as such!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They're biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quite simply....cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For vat purposes they're classified as biscuits, mcvitities defended they're classification as cakes but lost.

Interestingly they're not even orange, they're apricot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Quite simply....cake "
bisquits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How come a thread about jaffas gets 70+ posts and the death of john mahoney gets 9?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How come a thread about jaffas gets 70+ posts and the death of john mahoney gets 9? "
ironic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How come a thread about jaffas gets 70+ posts and the death of john mahoney gets 9? ironic "

Whose John Mahoney?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How come a thread about jaffas gets 70+ posts and the death of john mahoney gets 9? ironic "

Hows that irony?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How come a thread about jaffas gets 70+ posts and the death of john mahoney gets 9? ironic

Hows that irony?"

its ironic that we chatted about the fun subject of Jaffa cakes rather than the guy john mahoney who I personally have never heard of

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Age old debate......my opion? They are tasty."

Who cares they are disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How come a thread about jaffas gets 70+ posts and the death of john mahoney gets 9? ironic

Hows that irony?its ironic that we chatted about the fun subject of Jaffa cakes rather than the guy john mahoney who I personally have never heard of "

Ah i see,i dont remember,im old

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Age old debate......my opion? They are tasty.

Who cares they are disgusting "

don't they contain marmalade ?

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By *cornishcoupleCouple  over a year ago

st. austell


"Definitely a cake"

I have to agree, definitely a cake, its even in their name.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's a cake

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