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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Be it a marriage, living together,dating ( even just a date allowed)

For example:

" well..erm, least we got a toaster out of it eh ?"

" well, it wasn't me that fucked the tv repair man , was it Barry !!? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not me, it's you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We had such a good marriage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

By the way, I fucked your sister.

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

And just so you know you were crap in bed

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Thanks for coming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well at least the money I got from selling your knickers will help me get a new flat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Let's be friends

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By *lackitncoCouple  over a year ago

brownhills

Your mom gave a better blow job

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By *ournemouthbusinessguyMan  over a year ago

Bournemouth

so would it be awkward to ask for your friend's phone number?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You actually was shit in bed

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"so would it be awkward to ask for your friend's phone number? "

I had this, he wanted to get together with my cousin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's ok you'll still see me every weekend... I'll be your new stepmum

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

" keep the fecking cds !! Its 2018 ya barmy bastard !"

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By *axandbooCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

It wasnt the cheating that was the problem, we could of worked through that, it was the fucking chlamydia, The herpes, thrust!... What do you mean i didnt get those from you? Fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best do a dna test the kids arnt yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh, by the way... before I forget, I pissed in your kettle last week.

Bye.

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By *ournemouthbusinessguyMan  over a year ago

Bournemouth


"so would it be awkward to ask for your friend's phone number?

I had this, he wanted to get together with my cousin "

and did you give the number???

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By *ightkitty4uWoman  over a year ago

Epsom

We can still meet for lunch and have cocktails

Wtf!!

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Your mums a better shag anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We can still meet for lunch and have cocktails

Wtf!! "

Oh i wish i had tried that on wife number 1, I'd be sending this via a medium if I'd dared

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Someone actually said after 5 years of excruciating crap... "well at least you get to keep the cats"...

In retrospect I definitely got the better half of the deal x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Someone actually said after 5 years of excruciating crap... "well at least you get to keep the cats"...

In retrospect I definitely got the better half of the deal x"

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By *akingTheClungeMan  over a year ago

Havant

Keep the change you filthy animal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Keep the change you filthy animal! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will catch up with you in the GUM clinic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good riddance. No one will want to fuck you. You ugly fat cow. Lol

Got to be worth a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Goest and Fucketh Thyself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An ex BF asked if there was 'any chance he could still come round for a shag now and then' when dumping me.

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Least my liver will be able to recover, won’t need to get pissed to have sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Goest and Fucketh Thyself. "

Very biblical could also be twinned with " thou besteth ducketh as hereth be a stone with thy name engraveth upon it "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So is your sister still single? Ha xx

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"so would it be awkward to ask for your friend's phone number?

I had this, he wanted to get together with my cousin

and did you give the number??? "

No I told him to piss off and never contact me again lol

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"so would it be awkward to ask for your friend's phone number?

I had this, he wanted to get together with my cousin

and did you give the number???

No I told him to piss off and never contact me again lol"

So you lost contact with your cousin too?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"so would it be awkward to ask for your friend's phone number?

I had this, he wanted to get together with my cousin

and did you give the number???

No I told him to piss off and never contact me again lol

So you lost contact with your cousin too? "

No she's fine, she didn't know until I told her lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You were always shit in bed anyway .

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By *lorious hole bs16Man  over a year ago

Bristol

I preferred your Dad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This relationship is one sided, you never come to see me anymore.....

Background...

We'd been together 3 months, I stayed at his 3-4 nights a week, he'd only been to mine once.

My appendix burst and I was in hospital for over a week he came to visit twice for 20 minutes.

Then when I was home he came to visit for 2 hours and went home when I said I didn't want sex.

A week later after not seeing him and no calls or texts unless he was bored, he said this is one sided.

Hmmm yeah don't say this to a girl ever. It will cause you great pain to your bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You were always shit in bed anyway . "

It's the inclusion of the word "always"..thats the kicker

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This relationship is one sided, you never come to see me anymore.....

Background...

We'd been together 3 months, I stayed at his 3-4 nights a week, he'd only been to mine once.

My appendix burst and I was in hospital for over a week he came to visit twice for 20 minutes.

Then when I was home he came to visit for 2 hours and went home when I said I didn't want sex.

A week later after not seeing him and no calls or texts unless he was bored, he said this is one sided.

Hmmm yeah don't say this to a girl ever. It will cause you great pain to your bollocks! "

Crikey..its like he was only one box of chocolates away from being the milk tray man ..best him being a minus me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yup! A bit of a dick lol

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By *akingTheClungeMan  over a year ago

Havant

I've put better butts down in my ashtray

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You were always shit in bed anyway .

It's the inclusion of the word "always"..thats the kicker "

I once said the exact words to a ex and he never got over it .felt quite bad knowing the effect it had on him .I was younger than him and was a while ago .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You were always shit in bed anyway .

It's the inclusion of the word "always"..thats the kicker

I once said the exact words to a ex and he never got over it .felt quite bad knowing the effect it had on him .I was younger than him and was a while ago . "

Aaah but..were you being honest or just going for the metaphoric jugular to get a point across ??

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