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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The fast show produced some of the best catch phases of a tv show ever.

Now go and use fast show catch phrases throughout the lounge, so anyone who hasn't seen this thread wonders what the hell is wrong with everyone

Which is nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

using fast show phrases is very much like making love to a beautiful woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"using fast show phrases is very much like making love to a beautiful woman"

You start by slipping one in when you can, so that no one notices what your up to

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Can any of you actually hear me? That catchphrase could be my fab and worklife mantra.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello and welcome to jazz club. Niiice. Grrreat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nice..."

Great....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello and welcome to jazz club. Niiice. Grrreat."

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Hello and welcome to jazz club. Niiice. Grrreat."

BRILLIANT!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This week, I aaaave most been sending messages and not getting replies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't be knowing about that sir..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Michael Cain and I'm a nosey neibour. Ain't milk brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You ain’t seen me...........right

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Ooh suits you sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suits you sir.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ethethethee - Chris Waddle

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By *ilk_TreMan over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"Ethethethee - Chris Waddle"

SCORCHIO!

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By *l4yerMan over a year ago

Wakefield

Have you seen it? Hey..'ave you seen it, madam?

Where's me washboard.

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By *l4yerMan over a year ago

Wakefield

..and just for the swingers edition....

'I'm sorry....I've just cum'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You could fall down a hole....with and owl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This week I's mostly been eating.. arseholes.

Think I may have my Enfield and Fast Show mixed up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This week, I 'ave mostly been eating... TARAMASALATA!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This week I's mostly been eating.. arseholes.

Think I may have my Enfield and Fast Show mixed up?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This week I's mostly been eating.. arseholes.

Think I may have my Enfield and Fast Show mixed up?

"

Great minds eh?

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By *ossnsecretaryCouple over a year ago

Epsom

Me, in the ladies bathroom??!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Black!

Big black cock yum

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By *ike rotchticklesMan over a year ago

oldham

I'll get my coat

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

Hi, I'm Ed Winchester

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By *ockyjohnMan over a year ago

North West

Had too much quim when I was a lad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your , potato,,, wife, carrot ,,, is , parsnip ,,,, Dead !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hold the bells

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh bugger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/02/18 01:12:31]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good old fab.. Ruins perfectly innocent threads by censoring the word d r u n k. Like it's offensive in any way shape or form..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.. Int sex brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Profile not available, you ain't seen me, roight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahh Ted, the er, er, there's a erm, there's a problem with the drainage in the lower field, if you could er, erm possibly, if it's er, not too much trouble, take a look at it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lifted her skirt... snake! Snake!....I was very very d*unk at the time...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Swiss Tony... Putting up a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Unzip the door, put up your pole, and slip into the old bag.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Dave Angel.. Hey! My name's Dave Angel, eco warrior. Behind me there is my missus Shirley, and we haven't had sex for twelve years, which is fine because we got better things to do.

Poor Mrs lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Swiss Tony... Putting up a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Unzip the door, put up your pole, and slip into the old bag.

"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But what if you got lost in a field in the dark and you fell in a hole

WITH AN OWLLLLL

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By *irenGuy70Man over a year ago

Cirencester

When browsing fab, I like to enjoy Bob Fleming's Country Favourites CD in the background. It features some of my favourite folkin *cough* folkin *cough* folkin *cough* folking folk singers, sneezing Clive Tucker in Scarborough Fair', hiccuping Murtagh Blethlyn, Bob himself in 'Froggie Went-a-Courtin' and Jed Thomas in 'All Around My ARSE!', culminating with a group rendition of 'The Wild Rover'. Always gets me in the mood....

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By *l4yerMan over a year ago

Wakefield

Naaa, you don't want me to share your wife.

I'm a bit of a geezer, know what I mean?

I'll be on my toes,mate.I'll make off with her.

I'm a little bit waaaayy and a little bit wooooaa.I'm a tea leaf.

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