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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This changes on a regular basis but at the moment it has to be Saint Agur. You know, the one where the woman pushes the bloke down, straddles him then grins inanely while scoffing his cheese. This is not as gross as it sounds but it still annoys the crap out of me.  |
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over a year ago
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"Park. The Christmas saving scheme with the wee girl's singing dubbed on."
But that is the happiest woman I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot of happy women in my life time  |
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It's the opposite of irritating,but I love the Cadburys advert with the little girl who goes into the shop to buy her mum a bar of chocolate as it's her birthday and is given her cherished toy back as change. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the opposite of irritating,but I love the Cadburys advert with the little girl who goes into the shop to buy her mum a bar of chocolate as it's her birthday and is given her cherished toy back as change."
My eyes actually leaked at that one...! Its lovely |
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"It's the opposite of irritating,but I love the Cadburys advert with the little girl who goes into the shop to buy her mum a bar of chocolate as it's her birthday and is given her cherished toy back as change.
My eyes actually leaked at that one...! Its lovely"
It's so sweet isn't it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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some ads are made deliberately annoying so as to stick in your head,it's cheaper and easier to make an ad like that that you will remember than one one you will remember because of it's actual quality,especially if they don't use actors |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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That fucking 'fairy' advert, dad....I really want to make a spaceship with that bottle but it is taking ages to run out!
I just want to slap him one, gag him, and don't get me started on the bloody dad 
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the.
"If you can fix a bicycle, you can fix a jet.."
Then footage of RAF.
Yeah, k. How often do they hear.
"Yeah mate, i see the problem now, the chain slipped off, I'll just pop it back on, good to go".
or.
"Dead battery mate, I'll just give you a jump start off one of the other jets, you're welcome mate".
Such nonsense.
Those "life skills" adverts by barclays, boil my blood, where they teach some kid how to listen. how to fucking listen. |
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"It's the opposite of irritating,but I love the Cadburys advert with the little girl who goes into the shop to buy her mum a bar of chocolate as it's her birthday and is given her cherished toy back as change.
My eyes actually leaked at that one...! Its lovely
It's so sweet isn't it
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I may have had something in my eye when that was on... |
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"the.
"If you can fix a bicycle, you can fix a jet.."
Then footage of RAF.
Yeah, k. How often do they hear.
"Yeah mate, i see the problem now, the chain slipped off, I'll just pop it back on, good to go".
or.
"Dead battery mate, I'll just give you a jump start off one of the other jets, you're welcome mate".
Such nonsense.
Those "life skills" adverts by barclays, boil my blood, where they teach some kid how to listen. how to fucking listen."
You can link AW101's together to start them. Using the high pressure vented air, either from the APU or from one of the main ECU's. I'm sure the system also exists on other "Jets" with blown starter systems. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any and all ads for funeral plans plus any and all ads for stairlifts...............WTF
Stair lift ones make me think of The Gremlins!!"
Got my elderly mum a stair lift
It's driving her up the wall |
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"You can link AW101's together to start them. Using the high pressure vented air, either from the APU or from one of the main ECU's. I'm sure the system also exists on other "Jets" with blown starter systems."
But do you fix a puncture on one of them by removing the tube from the tyre, and bringing it into the kitchen and pumping it up and holding it under water to look for the air leak, then patch it up and put it back in? |
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"You can link AW101's together to start them. Using the high pressure vented air, either from the APU or from one of the main ECU's. I'm sure the system also exists on other "Jets" with blown starter systems.
But do you fix a puncture on one of them by removing the tube from the tyre, and bringing it into the kitchen and pumping it up and holding it under water to look for the air leak, then patch it up and put it back in?"
Only when the pilots not looking.... |
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"You can link AW101's together to start them. Using the high pressure vented air, either from the APU or from one of the main ECU's. I'm sure the system also exists on other "Jets" with blown starter systems.
But do you fix a puncture on one of them by removing the tube from the tyre, and bringing it into the kitchen and pumping it up and holding it under water to look for the air leak, then patch it up and put it back in?"
Mind you, how do you think you check for leaks on a high pressure nitrogen system? |
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By *rozacMan
over a year ago
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"Anything to do with always with wings seems to really get my goat.
I have no idea why feminine hygiene products should annoy me so much."
So red bull then yeah?
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Pretty much watch everything online now so adverts are a thing of the past for me. Only see them at christmas when i go back to fam |
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"I just watched a hideously awful one for SafeStyle.
Does it have her that used to be in Eastenders? Because if it's the one I'm thinking off then I agree it is hideously awful."
It's one with normal civvies - talking about mould and saying "12 months?!" in a shell shocked manner. Shudder. |
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"I just watched a hideously awful one for SafeStyle.
Does it have her that used to be in Eastenders? Because if it's the one I'm thinking off then I agree it is hideously awful.
It's one with normal civvies - talking about mould and saying "12 months?!" in a shell shocked manner. Shudder. "
Oh no I don’t think I've seen that one |
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"I just watched a hideously awful one for SafeStyle.
Does it have her that used to be in Eastenders? Because if it's the one I'm thinking off then I agree it is hideously awful.
It's one with normal civvies - talking about mould and saying "12 months?!" in a shell shocked manner. Shudder.
Oh no I don’t think I've seen that one "
You have such a treat ahead! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hadn't noticed how irritating the St Augur add was. I was hypnotized by the cheese.
Lots of the above and The Oak Furniture Land adds. Although I tend to mute the adds or fast forward through them, if as a treat I've been deemed responsible enough to be guardian of the remote control. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The hungry house advert thats on before big bang theory. Stupid arse bird laughing cause she doesn't own leather trousers....she does my tits right in."
Yep! This is the one I’m talking about. Fuck off woman!! Grrrr!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The hungry house advert thats on before big bang theory. Stupid arse bird laughing cause she doesn't own leather trousers....she does my tits right in.
Yep! This is the one I’m talking about. Fuck off woman!! Grrrr!!"
Not just me then...good  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All the bullshit sentimental Christmas adverts"
Yes! Still proud of the fact I haven’t seen a John Lewis advert in about four years! It doesn’t show me what they are selling, I want to see what they offer in the shop not go for the most tearjerking advert!! Make me want to go in!! |
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"It's the opposite of irritating,but I love the Cadburys advert with the little girl who goes into the shop to buy her mum a bar of chocolate as it's her birthday and is given her cherished toy back as change.
My eyes actually leaked at that one...! Its lovely"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All the gambling adds. Preying on the weak of mind. "
you gotta laugh at jezza. He has people on who have gambling habitats and the show is sponsored by foxy bingo. Lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All the gambling adds. Preying on the weak of mind. you gotta laugh at jezza. He has people on who have gambling habitats and the show is sponsored by foxy bingo. Lol. "
Habits not habitats |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ladies' "towel" ad. The add makes a point of saying every 3.5 billion women are all different so why should their "towels" be the same.......but they only produce four shapes!
Can't believe they get away with advert to be honest.  |
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Yep agreed with all of the above on the nationwide adverts, they make me throw a track! They're on the radio even more than on TV too, no escape at work
I also hate all these wanky adverts where they've taken some old 80's or 90's song and got some pathetic sounding girl singing them softly to a tinkly piano. Seems to be the go to advert style for various companies at the moment... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and another thing. It's yogg-ert not Yo!-gert. This is Britain not the USA.
And breathe..."
Now just for click bait..lets all mention " aloooominum " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's that bloody Sisters bloody song.
I turn over immediately.
To this day I don't know what they're advertising.
Is that honestly the peak of female comedy in the uk at the moment?
Utter garbage.
It's like some really awful high school revue, with added smug self satisfaction. |
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"It's the opposite of irritating,but I love the Cadburys advert with the little girl who goes into the shop to buy her mum a bar of chocolate as it's her birthday and is given her cherished toy back as change.
My eyes actually leaked at that one...! Its lovely
It's so sweet isn't it "
I saw that for the first time last night, I cried |
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"The singing duo on the Nationwide adverts are starting wear thin now "
I believe it is a rip-off of Garfunkel and Oates.
Try you-tube for 'the loophole' or 'sex with ducks' or 'go-kart racing'
NSFW but very funny |
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"That Budweiser “dilly dilly” shite
I was annoyed by that one until I decided what they were really saying is that the only way we can sell this beverage is under the threat of torture."
Ooohhhhhhh. Brainy wee thing aren’t ya.
It does taste like rats piss tho! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That bloody bank singing sisters advert. Even my 10yr old niece was yelling 'shut up!' at the telly on saturday 
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Is it that one where they're singing about being a number 1 fan? If so, than I hate that advert as well as its so cringe and annoying |
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"Those annoying Nationwide adverts.
I don’t condone the “death threats” but they are rubbish.
Death threats? Seriously? "
Kind of. I don’t think they have much to worry about. Just silly comments on Twitter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too many to mention. Thank goodness for the mute button.
Best one in recent times must be the John Lewis Christmas ad from 2016 with the boxer dog on the trampoline. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"Too many to mention. Thank goodness for the mute button.
Best one in recent times must be the John Lewis Christmas ad from 2016 with the boxer dog on the trampoline."
I loved this one also |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those annoying Nationwide adverts.
I don’t condone the “death threats” but they are rubbish.
I actually really like them  "
I think they should do a mash-up with the Go Compare guy. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Those annoying Nationwide adverts.
I don’t condone the “death threats” but they are rubbish.
I actually really like them
So do I "
Me too. I look forward to seeing the new ones.
I can't stand the Gucci Bloom perfume advert and I'm not fond of the Marc Jacobs Daisy one either. I don't think they'll stick with me like the bonkers Chanel Egoiste advert from the 90s.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep agreed with all of the above on the nationwide adverts, they make me throw a track! They're on the radio even more than on TV too, no escape at work
I also hate all these wanky adverts where they've taken some old 80's or 90's song and got some pathetic sounding girl singing them softly to a tinkly piano. Seems to be the go to advert style for various companies at the moment..."
The "Ain't nobody" woman is awful. No strength in her voice at all. |
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Them two dickhead sisters singimg in that nationwode advert.
In fact, all current bank adverts where they pretend to be all friendly and our buddies.
Jimmy Carr is annoying so the new jaguar advert can be added to this list. |
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"It's the opposite of irritating,but I love the Cadburys advert with the little girl who goes into the shop to buy her mum a bar of chocolate as it's her birthday and is given her cherished toy back as change."
Now I really don't like that ad... I just keep thinking 'watch over your little girl you stupid cow!' The mother is so distracted by her bloody phone that she doesn't even realise her daughter has disappeared for long enough for some nutter to whisk her away.
Yes - I over analyse things |
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Haven't seen the Nationwide one with singing sisters. I do tend to FF through the adverts though so don't see many.
Betting ads are generally annoying.
Secret Escapes is one that winds me up, totally ridiculous woman! |
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The Purple Bricks ads are normally pretty dire, but I think they've gone all in on the annoyance factor with the father-in-law speech at the wedding one... "They're not, Gareth!". Oh, fuck off, nobody cares!
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"This changes on a regular basis but at the moment it has to be Saint Agur. You know, the one where the woman pushes the bloke down, straddles him then grins inanely while scoffing his cheese. This is not as gross as it sounds but it still annoys the crap out of me. "
Surely the post blue cheese kisses would be nasty! |
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"Anything to do with always with wings seems to really get my goat.
I have no idea why feminine hygiene products should annoy me so much."
I'll tell you why. That STUPID woman that says things like .........
I found piss pants that are actually pretty!
Then she smooths down her peach tissue elasticated piss pad knickers with a brown flower pattern on!
Silly cow.
Okay Fabbers...... all get your paper piss pants on for meets. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This changes on a regular basis but at the moment it has to be Saint Agur. You know, the one where the woman pushes the bloke down, straddles him then grins inanely while scoffing his cheese. This is not as gross as it sounds but it still annoys the crap out of me.
Surely the post blue cheese kisses would be nasty!"
I love Stilton, you just have to know where it comes from. |
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"The singing duo on the Nationwide adverts are starting wear thin now
I have to turn over...I want to bang their heads together 
Peach x"
I just wanted to bang them. But only if they promise not to sing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anything to do with always with wings seems to really get my goat.
I have no idea why feminine hygiene products should annoy me so much.
I'll tell you why. That STUPID woman that says things like .........
I found piss pants that are actually pretty!
Then she smooths down her peach tissue elasticated piss pad knickers with a brown flower pattern on!
Silly cow.
Okay Fabbers...... all get your paper piss pants on for meets."
I’m so glad someone else thinks that. I wouldn’t wear them if I was paid to. Bloody awful pants. In fact are there any good sanitary adverts. X |
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I've no idea what it's advertising as I've never stuck around long enough to see it all but there's an advert at the minute with 'two' Marcus Brigstockes. Now this guy's about as funny as piles at the best of times so the thought of two of him just scares the hell out of me. |
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By *oyce69Man
over a year ago
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"All the gambling adds. Preying on the weak of mind.
And payday loans.. so hang on.. being a loan shark is a crime.. unless it's not a crime "
It's only a crime if they're not paying the government oodles of tax. |
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"I've no idea what it's advertising as I've never stuck around long enough to see it all but there's an advert at the minute with 'two' Marcus Brigstockes. Now this guy's about as funny as piles at the best of times so the thought of two of him just scares the hell out of me."
Shit Howard! ( not an instruction ) Amazing how people think differently. I think Marcus is magnetic and I think the ad is a great concept. |
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"Shit Howard! ( not an instruction ) Amazing how people think differently. I think Marcus is magnetic and I think the ad is a great concept. "
It would only have been better if they’d made one of the Marcus’s obviously either Giles Wemmbley-Hogg or David Oxley. ?? |
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