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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Play in the flames of assumption and you soon look like crispy duck.

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By *ensualfire88Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Takes a thousand steps to get to the top of the mountain, but only one to get back down......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A block a day keeps the timewasters away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...Polo's random status generator must have broken...

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By *ensualfire88Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

'A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step'

(must stop meeting fit birds in Exeter)

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By *umourCouple over a year ago

Rushden

Woman who flies upsidedown in airplane will have crack up!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

When you can't see the wood for the trees you are dogging in the wrong location.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. So why the fuck do we need to have 5 portions a day

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By *ensualfire88Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

On the threads of 'fuck the person above', the person below you is lying.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

One above is simple rule... but not simple enough for many users.

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By *ensualfire88Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

Many users simpler than simple rule.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Life is good and bad. Mostly and..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A dyslexic satanist worships the drivel..

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Kiss enough frogs and you eventually start seeing princes.

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

'One persons timewaster is another persons shag'

Well known Chinese saying that....

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Being a tit may lose you a cyber friend.

Having tits will gain you a lot more.

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By *amslam1000Man over a year ago

willenhall

"A dyslexic satanist worships the drivel.."

and sells his soul to Santa because he does not beleive in Dog

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By *ensualfire88Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

Man who complain on site, no get shag.

Man who funny on site, up to nuts in guts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confucius say

Boy who go to bed with sexual problem

wake up with solution in hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confucius say...

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont eat yellow snow xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you tattoo both legs with bouganvillea..you`ll be bothered by bees..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kiss enough frogs and you eventually start seeing princes."

Lick enough toads, and you`ll make out like a faery..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confucius Say

Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea how she'll be in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.....man who eat jelly beans have multi coloured fart

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Watch a man eat a kebab and you'll be put off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confucius Say

Birds of a feather flock together...then crap on your car.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Many hands make for a good party.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A stitch in time ruins your watch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confucius Say

Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anally retentive jobsworth`s have a hyphen..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coincide..what dsylexics do, when it starts raining..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ANd when they get pulled over by the police....No I haven't had a cunt all night drinkstable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if you want to get your own back , piss in to wind.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

man who does business on large scale shits on weighbridge

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

red indians name their children from the fist thing they see after the child is born

now go out and play twofuckingdogs

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By *illow_femaleWoman over a year ago

Thetford

Good things come to those who wait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The early bird catches the worm...but its the second mouse that gets the cheese...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confucius Say

If you worry about yesterdays failures, todays successes will be few.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grasshopper say....if yer boat don`t come in.......swim out to it ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grasshopper say....if yer boat don`t come in.......swim out to it ..."
what about if you cant swim , lol life jack maybe ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grasshopper say....if yer boat don`t come in.......swim out to it ...what about if you cant swim , lol life jack maybe ,

I was at the airport when my ship came in...and they call me Lucky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confucus say..

To do is to be..

To be is to do..

Dobedobedo %*

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Sheep shagging makes ewe happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sheep shagging makes ewe happy

Makes a right mess of the bedroom though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger!!

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"Sheep shagging makes ewe happy

Makes a right mess of the bedroom though!

confabucius say,

is that sheep smiling.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

never tell a man just how much you really paid for those must have shoes.....femmefucious

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

femme is nemi.

it's a good thing.

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Never take life to seriously............................it will kill you in the end.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When Glanny come home from night in pub , Chips shop man get abuse before dawn...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woman shopping for sexy lingerie gonna get shafted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never take life to seriously............................it will kill you in the end.

You is gonna die anyhows, so make sure it is from laughing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Better to say nowt and think your an idiot instead of speak out and confirm it.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Better to say nowt and think your an idiot instead of speak out and confirm it."
bugger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woman in killer heels look velly good but not to let her walk all over you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hand in the bush worth two on the tits.

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

man who pass thru airport turnstyle sideways is going to bang kok

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

man who run in front of car feel tired

man who run behind car feel exhausted

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By *ssentialminx2011Couple over a year ago

sheffield

Once a KING ~ ALWAYS A "KING"

but ~ once a "KNIGHT"

is "NEVER ENOUGH!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When Glanny come home from night in pub , Chips shop man get abuse before dawn... "

Glanny not know she always get "special" sauce with chip

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