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THINGS TO NOT PUT ON YOUR PROFILE
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men: any sort of keyword in the message title when a lady writes to you to prove they’ve read your profile, otherwise you’ll immediately bin the message |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"looking for: Men................and then proceed to block all men from messaging you."
Sometimes you have to do that though otherwise you'll get bombarded with mail. |
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"Single men - pics of your cock in various orifices of various people.
(Honestly how do you know thats not someones sister/mother/cousin/ neighbour?)
Just not necessary"
Agreed... Got sent a pic once by a guy of a good friend of mine taking it up the arse. She didn't even know he had taken the pic and was absolutely furious when she found out.
Don't really see the need to post/send pics of sexploits anyway... What???!!! You've had sex before??? Thought we were all virgins on here....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not looking for dating or a relationship.
Neither am I but I sometimes interpret this as meaning they are looking for a fuck and run meet. Guys who think they can just whip their cock out with no preamble can jog on! |
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We're all here for the same thing. (Hints at cluelessmess)
Anything along the lines of
A gentleman on the street, a beast between the sheets'. (Expect your social to not reveal the depths of criminality that could transpire).
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For men or couples all the above, for women, just the word woman, and maybe a planet of origin you will get messages... 
For an example of exactly what not to put, read my profile  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single men - pics of your cock in various orifices of various people.
(Honestly how do you know thats not someones sister/mother/cousin/ neighbour?)
Just not necessary"
It definitely is someone's daughter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single men - pics of your cock in various orifices of various people.
(Honestly how do you know thats not someones sister/mother/cousin/ neighbour?)
Just not necessary"
Yep this. Hate to see loads of action shots with different women. I found out a guy was using mine a while back! Cheeky git ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No blacks or asians
Even if it's not your preference ,putting that makes you look a fuxking racist twat.
Best to put nothing and just not reply "
I'd agree... in the same vein.. I don't like the opposite much either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an axe murderer
I'd still meet you, you're stunning  "
She has a stunning body. But that's only 90% ... need to see face before I can comment on her fully, oh and just for the record.. I would avoid if she actually had an axe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an axe murderer
I'd still meet you, you're stunning
She has a stunning body. But that's only 90% ... need to see face before I can comment on her fully, oh and just for the record.. I would avoid if she actually had an axe "
Lol you lot are rubbish...i meant if a bloke put that!
Mind you I'm pretty nifty with an axe, so behave yourselves! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an axe murderer
I'd still meet you, you're stunning
She has a stunning body. But that's only 90% ... need to see face before I can comment on her fully, oh and just for the record.. I would avoid if she actually had an axe
Lol you lot are rubbish...i meant if a bloke put that!
Mind you I'm pretty nifty with an axe, so behave yourselves!"
I've left the country... you will never find me  |
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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Sydney
I got a version of Sydney though. 
Sydney University feature in mine, though not in the way you may imagine  "
Yes I put a version of the Sydney thing on mine too, just to show my contempt for those thick enough to think it has any legal validity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an axe murderer
I'd still meet you, you're stunning
She has a stunning body. But that's only 90% ... need to see face before I can comment on her fully, oh and just for the record.. I would avoid if she actually had an axe
Lol you lot are rubbish...i meant if a bloke put that!
Mind you I'm pretty nifty with an axe, so behave yourselves!
I've left the country... you will never find me "
Sid's university has a tracker online, you can run but you can't hide... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an axe murderer
I'd still meet you, you're stunning
She has a stunning body. But that's only 90% ... need to see face before I can comment on her fully, oh and just for the record.. I would avoid if she actually had an axe
Lol you lot are rubbish...i meant if a bloke put that!
Mind you I'm pretty nifty with an axe, so behave yourselves!
I've left the country... you will never find me
Sid's university has a tracker online, you can run but you can't hide... "
Shhhhhh you! Your gonna get me found and then axed to death 
Stealth mode not working.... need to fly high and fast! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sid's university has a tracker online, you can run but you can't hide...
Shhhhhh you! Your gonna get me found and then axed to death
Stealth mode not working.... need to fly high and fast!"
You will be OK, Littlebeaver is just a crap guitar player buy some earplugs and she is delightful  |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
"Single men - pics of your cock in various orifices of various people.
(Honestly how do you know thats not someones sister/mother/cousin/ neighbour?)
Just not necessary
It definitely is someone's daughter"
Well yes but i meant somebody on here  |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
"A photo of your bum hole! There’s nothing endearing about a profile photo of a chocolate starfish "
I found a pic of a bum hole stretched open with a surgical speculum... could see what he had had for breakfast you could... gross  |
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