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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
Pick the month you were born on
1 = I ate
2 = I needed
3 = I killed
4 = I shot
5 = I kissed
6 = I smoked with
7 = I banged
8 = I ran shirtless with
9 = I got stabbed horribly by
10 = I cuddled with
11 = I slept with
12 = I ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on
01 = the kool-aid man
02 = a dog
03 = a shoe
04 = a toothbrush
05 = Santa Claus
06 = The Trojan man
07 = Barny the dinosaur
08 = a prostitute
09 = a porn star
10 = a bag of
11 = my lover
12 = a glass of milk
13 = a horse
14 = a lesbian
15 = a stripper
16 = a pickle
17 = a jew
18 = a horse
19 = an orange
20 = my mom
21 = a homeless guy
22 = a jar of honey
23 = my crush
24 = an easter egg
25 = a whore
26 = a condom
27 = a bowl of cereal
28 = a french fry
29 = your dealer
30 = Paris Hilton
31 = your grandma
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
White = because I love marijuana
Black = because im sexy as hell
Pink = Because the little people told me to
Blue = because I’m good in bed
Red = because I’m a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots = because I hate my life
Purple = because I’m gay
Gray = because I got dared
Other = because that’s how I rol
Green = because I have amazing boobs
Orange = because I smoke crack
Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown = because I had to
Shirtless = because I’ve got abs
Comment What You Got
Vinny's
I killed Barny the dinosaur because I’m a pimp and your jealous
Carol's
I got stabbed horribly by a stripper because I’m good in bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just an observation - but the common colour of tops (black pink blue) have the sexiest/funniest outcomes and the colours nobody would be seen dead in have the negative or least attractive outcome sentences.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got stabbed horribly by my crush because I'm sexy as hell"
Oh dear God I hope not!!!
Mr Ts is
"I ran shirtless with Barny the dinosaur because I'm sexy as hell"
....is it odd that I can actually picture him doing that!?!? |
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"what a clever way of getting peeps date of birth to scam their bank accounts "
Plus, wouldn't it be simpler to read the "happy birthday" or better still the "it's my birthday in two days" threads?
That'd be some birthday surprise for them wouldn't it? |
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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago
a block away from heaven |
"what a clever way of getting peeps date of birth to scam their bank accounts
wouldn't you need a name to go with it?"
And a year of birth. And I know some of the lads are holding out on a few years. I'm really 24. Oooops there goes the savings! |
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