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ALIENS !! Would you shag one ??
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Captain Kirk did..in fact, he nailed his way through the entire universe. Question is, would you ?
Regardless of form or potential furryness ? Be them a mass, a gas, or a thing with a 2nd and 3rd ass ? Are you jonesing to give ALF a boning, to teach Han he doesnt have to do it Solo, to put nipple clamps on a Klingon ? Maybe you ladies are hankering after a stroke of chewbaccas wagger ? Maybe theres a massively mammaried , unhappily married Martian momma who has caught some stargazing guys wayward eye...
Question is folks..would you..could you..and why ??
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Of course. I would love an "out of this world experience".
I'm not getting it from humans so come on aliens, invade my body please. "
Aaand cue an awful lot of blokes suddenly messaging you , claiming to be from somewhere nr uranus etc etc..oh god.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Question is folks..would you..could you..and why ??
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Not sure, maybe with a Pleiadian. But not with those Gray's or those dirty Draco's, you'd catch something your Dr can't cure, off one of those.
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By (user no longer on site)
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If they have a good profile, with tasteful pics of their body and three heads. Cock pics, but not too many now. Send a cleverly crafted opening message, and charm me with wit and brains. Sure, why not  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If they have a good profile, with tasteful pics of their body and three heads. Cock pics, but not too many now. Send a cleverly crafted opening message, and charm me with wit and brains. Sure, why not "
Ok, but what if, as opposed to conventional ideas, they aren't those hyper intelligent, super beings..instead they end up as super space nitwits with extra space inside their heads ( both of them ) ? No wit, no charm or intellect..im talking milky way morons here..now..do you still taste the forbidden fruit from Phobos ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Missy the female incarnation of the Master...
Probably the scariest experience I would ever have as she would no doubt rearrange all my vital organs for fun afterwards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If it was built exactly like a human woman yes
If its covered in snot no ta"
What if she had concentrated acid for blood and got pissed off when you called her bitch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If they have a good profile, with tasteful pics of their body and three heads. Cock pics, but not too many now. Send a cleverly crafted opening message, and charm me with wit and brains. Sure, why not
Ok, but what if, as opposed to conventional ideas, they aren't those hyper intelligent, super beings..instead they end up as super space nitwits with extra space inside their heads ( both of them ) ? No wit, no charm or intellect..im talking milky way morons here..now..do you still taste the forbidden fruit from Phobos ???"
Would I be saving mankind if I did.or just for perverted fun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If they have a good profile, with tasteful pics of their body and three heads. Cock pics, but not too many now. Send a cleverly crafted opening message, and charm me with wit and brains. Sure, why not
Ok, but what if, as opposed to conventional ideas, they aren't those hyper intelligent, super beings..instead they end up as super space nitwits with extra space inside their heads ( both of them ) ? No wit, no charm or intellect..im talking milky way morons here..now..do you still taste the forbidden fruit from Phobos ???
Would I be saving mankind if I did.or just for perverted fun "
Oh purely for the perversion factor !! Stuff mankind !! Erm..just get some pics though ok ?..purely for research you understand.. |
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"Illegal aliens?"
Oh please dont, just..dont lol.. we'll be getting every pro Trump agitator throwing their 2 cents worth in ! these post only go up to 175 ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Illegal aliens?
Oh please dont, just..dont lol.. we'll be getting every pro Trump agitator throwing their 2 cents worth in ! these post only go up to 175 !"
I just needed to know which kind of alien. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Illegal aliens?
Oh please dont, just..dont lol.. we'll be getting every pro Trump agitator throwing their 2 cents worth in ! these post only go up to 175 !
I just needed to know which kind of alien."
See opening post ? Generally this is about the weirdass mothers from beyond the stars..yknow..ufo driving, mishapen entities with laser weapons and little regard for handicapped parking spaces |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Illegal aliens?
Oh please dont, just..dont lol.. we'll be getting every pro Trump agitator throwing their 2 cents worth in ! these post only go up to 175 !
I just needed to know which kind of alien.
See opening post ? Generally this is about the weirdass mothers from beyond the stars..yknow..ufo driving, mishapen entities with laser weapons and little regard for handicapped parking spaces "
In that case yes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think it's right that we welcome these powerful aliens to our world, letting them enjoy our warm hospitality. We're kind like that - my legs will pop open at every opportunity  "
My god !! You're just being an interstellar slag now lol |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"I carnt even get that far with a Human being never mind a alien 
in these circumstances professionals suggest Lynx africa or Joop! ( dear god, what am i ....never mind..erm..carry on ) "
Naa lynx burns like aside i use right guard
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You'll have Mulder and Scully on your case if you do!! "
I dont think intergalactic intercourse is quite within their remit as regards investigators...
" im tellinya scully..the ass is out there "
" whatta bout the truth mulder "?
" fuck that noise Dana..im gettin close on this whole venusian vagina thing " !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Captain Kirk did..in fact, he nailed his way through the entire universe. Question is, would you ?
Regardless of form or potential furryness ? Be them a mass, a gas, or a thing with a 2nd and 3rd ass ? Are you jonesing to give ALF a boning, to teach Han he doesnt have to do it Solo, to put nipple clamps on a Klingon ? Maybe you ladies are hankering after a stroke of chewbaccas wagger ? Maybe theres a massively mammaried , unhappily married Martian momma who has caught some stargazing guys wayward eye...
Question is folks..would you..could you..and why ??
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i think i have in the past LOL |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Captain Kirk did..in fact, he nailed his way through the entire universe. Question is, would you ?
Regardless of form or potential furryness ? Be them a mass, a gas, or a thing with a 2nd and 3rd ass ? Are you jonesing to give ALF a boning, to teach Han he doesnt have to do it Solo, to put nipple clamps on a Klingon ? Maybe you ladies are hankering after a stroke of chewbaccas wagger ? Maybe theres a massively mammaried , unhappily married Martian momma who has caught some stargazing guys wayward eye...
Question is folks..would you..could you..and why ??
i think i have in the past LOL"
Thats not a definite lol..did you notice anything particularly stand out weird about your encounter? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Captain Kirk did..in fact, he nailed his way through the entire universe. Question is, would you ?
Regardless of form or potential furryness ? Be them a mass, a gas, or a thing with a 2nd and 3rd ass ? Are you jonesing to give ALF a boning, to teach Han he doesnt have to do it Solo, to put nipple clamps on a Klingon ? Maybe you ladies are hankering after a stroke of chewbaccas wagger ? Maybe theres a massively mammaried , unhappily married Martian momma who has caught some stargazing guys wayward eye...
Question is folks..would you..could you..and why ??
i think i have in the past LOL
Thats not a definite lol..did you notice anything particularly stand out weird about your encounter?"
yeah as men are from venus right |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Captain Kirk did..in fact, he nailed his way through the entire universe. Question is, would you ?
Regardless of form or potential furryness ? Be them a mass, a gas, or a thing with a 2nd and 3rd ass ? Are you jonesing to give ALF a boning, to teach Han he doesnt have to do it Solo, to put nipple clamps on a Klingon ? Maybe you ladies are hankering after a stroke of chewbaccas wagger ? Maybe theres a massively mammaried , unhappily married Martian momma who has caught some stargazing guys wayward eye...
Question is folks..would you..could you..and why ??
i think i have in the past LOL
Thats not a definite lol..did you notice anything particularly stand out weird about your encounter?
yeah as men are from venus right "
Not all lol..some of us are from even more obscure locations  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The new Dr Who? She’s from Galifrey and has two hearts!?"
God no, 2 hearts = decent mid distance runner..youd be bolloxed if you needed to escape !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well they say men are from Mars, and women are from Venus, so as long as it’s not a Martian I’d consider it. I ain’t got the ghey, like"
I'm sure after a couple of beers you're any lifeform's. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Aliens Probably nicer than most men . "
How very dare y..!!! Ookay..think you've possibly got a point there lol. I think that should serve as a wake up call to some of us chaps that we are trailing behind E.T. in the " after a few glasses of wine " stakes |
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"I think it's right that we welcome these powerful aliens to our world, letting them enjoy our warm hospitality. We're kind like that - my legs will pop open at every opportunity
My god !! You're just being an interstellar slag now lol "
Oh dear, I've been abstinent for so long that I thought some alien beast, who may have been without for several million years, could be the fireworks i need to break celibacy with a bang. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If they have a good profile, with tasteful pics of their body and three heads. Cock pics, but not too many now. Send a cleverly crafted opening message, and charm me with wit and brains. Sure, why not "
Is that not too many cock pics, or not too many cocks? We are talking aliens after all.... |
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"If they have a good profile, with tasteful pics of their body and three heads. Cock pics, but not too many now. Send a cleverly crafted opening message, and charm me with wit and brains. Sure, why not "
fancy an alien who could fuck all three holes at same time ?  |
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