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"Well afternoon again sami "Afternoon mistress How are you today? | |||
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Well be getting all the coffin dodgers from the lounge thread ffs | |||
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"Well afternoon again sami
Afternoon mistress How are you today? "Good I've got another meet sorted for this afternoon  | |||
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"Shit just seen the title
Well be getting all the coffin dodgers from the lounge thread ffs "Yeah, but they won't be on late, they'll be tucked up in bed at 8 0' clock! | |||
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"Well afternoon again sami
Afternoon mistress How are you today?
Good I've got another meet sorted for this afternoon " Good luck | |||
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"Shit just seen the title
Well be getting all the coffin dodgers from the lounge thread ffs
Yeah, but they won't be on late, they'll be tucked up in bed at 8 0' clock! "That's true
Only us old buggers stay up late | |||
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"Well afternoon again sami
Afternoon mistress How are you today?
Good I've got another meet sorted for this afternoon
Good luck "Cheers but I must remember to take my tights off beforehand | |||
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"Shit just seen the title
Well be getting all the coffin dodgers from the lounge thread ffs
Yeah, but they won't be on late, they'll be tucked up in bed at 8 0' clock!
That's true
Only us old buggers stay up late"Haha That's coz we have afternoon naps in the chair | |||
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"Well afternoon again sami
Afternoon mistress How are you today?
Good I've got another meet sorted for this afternoon
Good luck
Cheers but I must remember to take my tights off beforehand "Oh yes! | |||
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"Well afternoon again sami
Afternoon mistress How are you today?
Good I've got another meet sorted for this afternoon
Good luck
Cheers but I must remember to take my tights off beforehand
Oh yes! "I'm meeting the chiropodist  | |||
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"Shit just seen the title
Well be getting all the coffin dodgers from the lounge thread ffs
Yeah, but they won't be on late, they'll be tucked up in bed at 8 0' clock!
That's true
Only us old buggers stay up late
Haha That's coz we have afternoon naps in the chair "I don't. ..I just conked out mid sentence on a night | |||
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"Well afternoon again sami
Afternoon mistress How are you today?
Good I've got another meet sorted for this afternoon
Good luck
Cheers but I must remember to take my tights off beforehand
Oh yes!
I'm meeting the chiropodist "Haha, getting the old corns done? | |||
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"Shit just seen the title
Well be getting all the coffin dodgers from the lounge thread ffs
Yeah, but they won't be on late, they'll be tucked up in bed at 8 0' clock!
That's true
Only us old buggers stay up late
Haha That's coz we have afternoon naps in the chair
I don't. ..I just conked out mid sentence on a night "I do sometimes too | |||
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"Well afternoon again sami
Afternoon mistress How are you today?
Good I've got another meet sorted for this afternoon
Good luck
Cheers but I must remember to take my tights off beforehand
Oh yes!
I'm meeting the chiropodist
Haha, getting the old corns done? "Yeah off the bottom of me feet....better get the wet wipes on them now | |||
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"Well afternoon again sami
Afternoon mistress How are you today?
Good I've got another meet sorted for this afternoon
Good luck
Cheers but I must remember to take my tights off beforehand
Oh yes!
I'm meeting the chiropodist
Haha, getting the old corns done?
Yeah off the bottom of me feet....better get the wet wipes on them now "Yeah, it's the stilettos, that cause them | |||
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"Well afternoon again sami
Afternoon mistress How are you today?
Good I've got another meet sorted for this afternoon
Good luck
Cheers but I must remember to take my tights off beforehand
Oh yes!
I'm meeting the chiropodist
Haha, getting the old corns done?
Yeah off the bottom of me feet....better get the wet wipes on them now
Yeah, it's the stilettos, that cause them "Aw I'm fecked | |||
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"Well afternoon again sami
Afternoon mistress How are you today?
Good I've got another meet sorted for this afternoon
Good luck
Cheers but I must remember to take my tights off beforehand
Oh yes!
I'm meeting the chiropodist
Haha, getting the old corns done?
Yeah off the bottom of me feet....better get the wet wipes on them now
Yeah, it's the stilettos, that cause them
Aw I'm fecked "Me too! Can't even walk in them anymore, I can sit or pose in them, don't ask me to move! | |||
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"Well afternoon again sami
Afternoon mistress How are you today?
Good I've got another meet sorted for this afternoon
Good luck
Cheers but I must remember to take my tights off beforehand
Oh yes!
I'm meeting the chiropodist
Haha, getting the old corns done?
Yeah off the bottom of me feet....better get the wet wipes on them now
Yeah, it's the stilettos, that cause them
Aw I'm fecked
Me too! Can't even walk in them anymore, I can sit or pose in them, don't ask me to move! "My fecking legs resemble a daddy long legs when I walk | |||
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"Well afternoon again sami
Afternoon mistress How are you today?
Good I've got another meet sorted for this afternoon
Good luck
Cheers but I must remember to take my tights off beforehand
Oh yes!
I'm meeting the chiropodist
Haha, getting the old corns done?
Yeah off the bottom of me feet....better get the wet wipes on them now
Yeah, it's the stilettos, that cause them
Aw I'm fecked
Me too! Can't even walk in them anymore, I can sit or pose in them, don't ask me to move!
My fecking legs resemble a daddy long legs when I walk "Gosh you don't have six legs do you? That's 3 pairs of shoes  | |||
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"Well afternoon again sami
Afternoon mistress How are you today?
Good I've got another meet sorted for this afternoon
Good luck
Cheers but I must remember to take my tights off beforehand
Oh yes!
I'm meeting the chiropodist
Haha, getting the old corns done?
Yeah off the bottom of me feet....better get the wet wipes on them now
Yeah, it's the stilettos, that cause them
Aw I'm fecked
Me too! Can't even walk in them anymore, I can sit or pose in them, don't ask me to move!
My fecking legs resemble a daddy long legs when I walk
Gosh you don't have six legs do you? That's 3 pairs of shoes "Nah just the two at the front....I wouldn't be able to see the other feckers ffs | |||
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"Nipping off for a while, catcha later, Mistress xx"Hope your lads not on loo 
See you later sami xx | |||
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"Evening! "Good evening sami...where's the rest of the old feckers today? | |||
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"Evening!
Good evening sami...where's the rest of the old feckers today? "I suppose they don't want to admit they're old, like we do. Bet those twins don't turn up | |||
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"Evening!
Good evening sami...where's the rest of the old feckers today?
I suppose they don't want to admit they're old, like we do. Bet those twins don't turn up "I throw the feckers in front of a bus earlier  | |||
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"Evening!
Good evening sami...where's the rest of the old feckers today?
I suppose they don't want to admit they're old, like we do. Bet those twins don't turn up
I throw the feckers in front of a bus earlier "Oh no! | |||
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"Oi oi lovelies... "Oi Oi Eenie! Love your profile pic | |||
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"Evening!
Good evening sami...where's the rest of the old feckers today?
I suppose they don't want to admit they're old, like we do. Bet those twins don't turn up
I throw the feckers in front of a bus earlier
Oh no! "Yep I think they have dodged thier last coffin | |||
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"Oi oi lovelies... "Evening old bugger | |||
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"Oi oi lovelies...
Evening old bugger "Think Eenies gone for her dinner | |||
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"Your corns done, Mistress "Oh yeah stilettos fit like a dream now....got another little black pvc dress today. She how I feel after tea and it might get posted now I can get the boots back on | |||
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"Your corns done, Mistress
Oh yeah stilettos fit like a dream now....got another little black pvc dress today. She how I feel after tea and it might get posted now I can get the boots back on "Ooh lovely, yes post it!
Off to get dinner, catcha later | |||
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"Your corns done, Mistress
Oh yeah stilettos fit like a dream now....got another little black pvc dress today. She how I feel after tea and it might get posted now I can get the boots back on
Ooh lovely, yes post it!
Off to get dinner, catcha later "Laters sami | |||
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"Evening coffin dodgers" Evening Voddy.....goes for hammer and nails | |||
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"Evening coffin dodgers Evening Voddy.....goes for hammer and nails "whay you building | |||
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"Evening coffin dodgers Evening Voddy.....goes for hammer and nails whay you building"just have a look in this box and see | |||
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"Evening coffin dodgers Evening Voddy.....goes for hammer and nails whay you building just have a look in this box and see "awwww your building a love seat | |||
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"Oi oi lovelies...
Oi Oi Eenie! Love your profile pic "Thank you xx | |||
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"Evening coffin dodgers Evening Voddy.....goes for hammer and nails whay you building just have a look in this box and see awwww your building a love seat"Just give me a coffin fit...shit I spelt it wrong | |||
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"Evening coffin dodgers Evening Voddy.....goes for hammer and nails whay you building just have a look in this box and see awwww your building a love seat
Just give me a coffin fit...shit I spelt it wrong"tw*t | |||
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"Evening coffin dodgers Evening Voddy.....goes for hammer and nails whay you building just have a look in this box and see awwww your building a love seat
Just give me a coffin fit...shit I spelt it wrongtw*t"Where's the rest of the dodgers tonight? Look across the road and they are not in there | |||
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"Evening coffin dodgers Evening Voddy.....goes for hammer and nails whay you building just have a look in this box and see awwww your building a love seat
Just give me a coffin fit...shit I spelt it wrongtw*t
Where's the rest of the dodgers tonight?
Look across the road and they are not in there" | |||
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"Evening coffin dodgers Evening Voddy.....goes for hammer and nails whay you building just have a look in this box and see awwww your building a love seat
Just give me a coffin fit...shit I spelt it wrongtw*t
Where's the rest of the dodgers tonight?
Look across the road and they are not in there
"Night night pads just woke up on chair but need to get to bed | |||
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"Evening coffin dodgers Evening Voddy.....goes for hammer and nails whay you building just have a look in this box and see awwww your building a love seat
Just give me a coffin fit...shit I spelt it wrongtw*t
Where's the rest of the dodgers tonight?
Look across the road and they are not in there
Night night pads just woke up on chair but need to get to bed "Na night xx | |||
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"I'm old "Your in | |||
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"I'm old "no your not | |||
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"I'm old no your not "I'm out Rory a couple of hours...laters | |||
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"I'm old no your not
I'm out Rory a couple of hours...laters "Out not fecking Rory ffs | |||
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"I'm old no your not
I'm out Rory a couple of hours...laters
Out not fecking Rory ffs "whose rory | |||
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"I'm old no your not
I'm out Rory a couple of hours...laters
Out not fecking Rory ffs whose rory "Does Mistress have a new donkey? | |||
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"I'm old no your not
I'm out Rory a couple of hours...laters
Out not fecking Rory ffs whose rory
Does Mistress have a new donkey? "god knows and she aint telling sami mind you can see her doing a lady godiva through town | |||
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"I'm old no your not
I'm out Rory a couple of hours...laters
Out not fecking Rory ffs whose rory
Does Mistress have a new donkey? god knows and she aint telling sami mind you can see her doing a lady godiva through town "Hahaha! Yes on a donkey! | |||
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"I'm old no your not
I'm out Rory a couple of hours...laters
Out not fecking Rory ffs whose rory "Boro's mascot....he's a lion | |||
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"I'm old no your not
I'm out Rory a couple of hours...laters
Out not fecking Rory ffs whose rory
Does Mistress have a new donkey? "Nah this roars | |||
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"I'm old no your not
I'm out Rory a couple of hours...laters
Out not fecking Rory ffs whose rory
Does Mistress have a new donkey? god knows and she aint telling sami mind you can see her doing a lady godiva through town "I'd look like the little fella out of the good the bad and the ugly | |||
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"I'm old no your not
I'm out Rory a couple of hours...laters
Out not fecking Rory ffs whose rory
Does Mistress have a new donkey? god knows and she aint telling sami mind you can see her doing a lady godiva through town
Hahaha! Yes on a donkey! "Looking like a ass | |||
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"I'm old no your not
I'm out Rory a couple of hours...laters
Out not fecking Rory ffs whose rory
Does Mistress have a new donkey? god knows and she aint telling sami mind you can see her doing a lady godiva through town
I'd look like the little fella out of the good the bad and the ugly "Clint Eastwood was a big bloke | |||
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"I'm old no your not
I'm out Rory a couple of hours...laters
Out not fecking Rory ffs whose rory
Does Mistress have a new donkey? god knows and she aint telling sami mind you can see her doing a lady godiva through town
I'd look like the little fella out of the good the bad and the ugly
Clint Eastwood was a big bloke "Elizabeth wallach | |||
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"I'm old no your not
I'm out Rory a couple of hours...laters
Out not fecking Rory ffs whose rory
Does Mistress have a new donkey? god knows and she aint telling sami mind you can see her doing a lady godiva through town
I'd look like the little fella out of the good the bad and the ugly
Clint Eastwood was a big bloke
Elizabeth wallach "Ffs Eli | |||
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"I'm old no your not
I'm out Rory a couple of hours...laters
Out not fecking Rory ffs whose rory
Does Mistress have a new donkey? god knows and she aint telling sami mind you can see her doing a lady godiva through town
I'd look like the little fella out of the good the bad and the ugly
Clint Eastwood was a big bloke
Elizabeth wallach "Who is she? | |||
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"I'm old no your not
I'm out Rory a couple of hours...laters
Out not fecking Rory ffs whose rory
Does Mistress have a new donkey? god knows and she aint telling sami mind you can see her doing a lady godiva through town
I'd look like the little fella out of the good the bad and the ugly
Clint Eastwood was a big bloke
Elizabeth wallach
Who is she? "Feck off...bloody carrots ffs | |||
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"I'm old no your not
I'm out Rory a couple of hours...laters
Out not fecking Rory ffs whose rory
Does Mistress have a new donkey? god knows and she aint telling sami mind you can see her doing a lady godiva through town
I'd look like the little fella out of the good the bad and the ugly
Clint Eastwood was a big bloke
Elizabeth wallach
Ffs Eli "Haha, | |||
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"Right I'm off for a nice soak and shave in the bath...see you later sami x"Enjoy, watch them bubbles.... | |||
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"Fecking wrong emoji ffs. " | |||
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"Good Evening coffin dodgers
Back in full Mistress mode "Where's that new pvc frock, you got it on? | |||
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"Good Evening coffin dodgers
Back in full Mistress mode
Where's that new pvc frock, you got it on? "Nah I'm worn out after all the shaving...I thought a bath was meant to be relaxing
Will have pics for tomorrow though | |||
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"Good Evening coffin dodgers
Back in full Mistress mode
Where's that new pvc frock, you got it on?
Nah I'm worn out after all the shaving...I thought a bath was meant to be relaxing
Will have pics for tomorrow though "Yeah and that was just your beard! When you doing your legs?
Looking forward to seeing the new frock | |||
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"Good Evening coffin dodgers
Back in full Mistress mode
Where's that new pvc frock, you got it on?
Nah I'm worn out after all the shaving...I thought a bath was meant to be relaxing
Will have pics for tomorrow though
Yeah and that was just your beard! When you doing your legs?
Looking forward to seeing the new frock "Done the full works | |||
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"Good Evening coffin dodgers
Back in full Mistress mode
Where's that new pvc frock, you got it on?
Nah I'm worn out after all the shaving...I thought a bath was meant to be relaxing
Will have pics for tomorrow though
Yeah and that was just your beard! When you doing your legs?
Looking forward to seeing the new frock
Done the full works "Wow that's why it took you so long! | |||
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"Even people... One knackered Coquette here tonight... Been awake nearly 17 hours and done a full day's work "Ah, bless you Eenie, nothing worse when you can't sleep, then have to go to work. Are you having a lazy weekend, to make up for it? | |||
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"Good Evening coffin dodgers
Back in full Mistress mode
Where's that new pvc frock, you got it on?
Nah I'm worn out after all the shaving...I thought a bath was meant to be relaxing
Will have pics for tomorrow though
Yeah and that was just your beard! When you doing your legs?
Looking forward to seeing the new frock
Done the full works
Wow that's why it took you so long! "Bath was a bugger to wash down | |||
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"Even people... One knackered Coquette here tonight... Been awake nearly 17 hours and done a full day's work "Evening eenie | |||
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"Good Evening coffin dodgers
Back in full Mistress mode
Where's that new pvc frock, you got it on?
Nah I'm worn out after all the shaving...I thought a bath was meant to be relaxing
Will have pics for tomorrow though
Yeah and that was just your beard! When you doing your legs?
Looking forward to seeing the new frock
Done the full works
Wow that's why it took you so long!
Bath was a bugger to wash down "Haha, I know | |||
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"Good Evening coffin dodgers
Back in full Mistress mode
Where's that new pvc frock, you got it on?
Nah I'm worn out after all the shaving...I thought a bath was meant to be relaxing
Will have pics for tomorrow though
Yeah and that was just your beard! When you doing your legs?
Looking forward to seeing the new frock
Done the full works
Wow that's why it took you so long!
Bath was a bugger to wash down
Haha, I know "Feck were you spying? | |||
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"Even people... One knackered Coquette here tonight... Been awake nearly 17 hours and done a full day's work
Ah, bless you Eenie, nothing worse when you can't sleep, then have to go to work. Are you having a lazy weekend, to make up for it? "Lazyish...but I care for nan tomorrow. Not doing much tonight or tomorrow night that's for sure | |||
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"Even people... One knackered Coquette here tonight... Been awake nearly 17 hours and done a full day's work
Evening eenie "Evening Mistress | |||
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"Good Evening coffin dodgers
Back in full Mistress mode
Where's that new pvc frock, you got it on?
Nah I'm worn out after all the shaving...I thought a bath was meant to be relaxing
Will have pics for tomorrow though
Yeah and that was just your beard! When you doing your legs?
Looking forward to seeing the new frock
Done the full works
Wow that's why it took you so long!
Bath was a bugger to wash down
Haha, I know
Feck were you spying? "Yeah I've set up cctv in your house! | |||
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"Even people... One knackered Coquette here tonight... Been awake nearly 17 hours and done a full day's work
Ah, bless you Eenie, nothing worse when you can't sleep, then have to go to work. Are you having a lazy weekend, to make up for it?
Lazyish...but I care for nan tomorrow.
Not doing much tonight or tomorrow night that's for sure "Ah, your lovely Nan We're having a lazy one, bit of football with the grandsons. | |||
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"Good Evening coffin dodgers
Back in full Mistress mode
Where's that new pvc frock, you got it on?
Nah I'm worn out after all the shaving...I thought a bath was meant to be relaxing
Will have pics for tomorrow though
Yeah and that was just your beard! When you doing your legs?
Looking forward to seeing the new frock
Done the full works
Wow that's why it took you so long!
Bath was a bugger to wash down
Haha, I know
Feck were you spying?
Yeah I've set up cctv in your house! "Jeez do you watch me doing my sudoko? | |||
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"Good Evening coffin dodgers
Back in full Mistress mode
Where's that new pvc frock, you got it on?
Nah I'm worn out after all the shaving...I thought a bath was meant to be relaxing
Will have pics for tomorrow though
Yeah and that was just your beard! When you doing your legs?
Looking forward to seeing the new frock
Done the full works
Wow that's why it took you so long!
Bath was a bugger to wash down
Haha, I know
Feck were you spying?
Yeah I've set up cctv in your house!
Jeez do you watch me doing my sudoko? "Yes, I do, I'm trying to get a few tips. What is that tapping noise and muffled sounds I can hear? | |||
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"Good Evening coffin dodgers
Back in full Mistress mode
Where's that new pvc frock, you got it on?
Nah I'm worn out after all the shaving...I thought a bath was meant to be relaxing
Will have pics for tomorrow though
Yeah and that was just your beard! When you doing your legs?
Looking forward to seeing the new frock
Done the full works
Wow that's why it took you so long!
Bath was a bugger to wash down
Haha, I know
Feck were you spying?
Yeah I've set up cctv in your house!
Jeez do you watch me doing my sudoko?
Yes, I do, I'm trying to get a few tips. What is that tapping noise and muffled sounds I can hear? "Ah that's a lie then....if you new where I do my sudoko! You deffo wouldn't be watching
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"Good Evening coffin dodgers
Back in full Mistress mode
Where's that new pvc frock, you got it on?
Nah I'm worn out after all the shaving...I thought a bath was meant to be relaxing
Will have pics for tomorrow though
Yeah and that was just your beard! When you doing your legs?
Looking forward to seeing the new frock
Done the full works
Wow that's why it took you so long!
Bath was a bugger to wash down
Haha, I know
Feck were you spying?
Yeah I've set up cctv in your house!
Jeez do you watch me doing my sudoko?
Yes, I do, I'm trying to get a few tips. What is that tapping noise and muffled sounds I can hear?
Ah that's a lie then....if you new where I do my sudoko! You deffo wouldn't be watching
Oh and that's the bloody coffee machine making the tapping noise "Not on the cr****r
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"Good Evening coffin dodgers
Back in full Mistress mode
Where's that new pvc frock, you got it on?
Nah I'm worn out after all the shaving...I thought a bath was meant to be relaxing
Will have pics for tomorrow though
Yeah and that was just your beard! When you doing your legs?
Looking forward to seeing the new frock
Done the full works
Wow that's why it took you so long!
Bath was a bugger to wash down
Haha, I know
Feck were you spying?
Yeah I've set up cctv in your house!
Jeez do you watch me doing my sudoko?
Yes, I do, I'm trying to get a few tips. What is that tapping noise and muffled sounds I can hear?
Ah that's a lie then....if you new where I do my sudoko! You deffo wouldn't be watching
Oh and that's the bloody coffee machine making the tapping noise
Not on the cr****r
Oh, I thought you had someone locked away....Where's Nigel...he's not in the swimming pool... "Gone for a audition for the good the bad and the ugly 2 | |||
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"Good Evening coffin dodgers
Back in full Mistress mode
Where's that new pvc frock, you got it on?
Nah I'm worn out after all the shaving...I thought a bath was meant to be relaxing
Will have pics for tomorrow though
Yeah and that was just your beard! When you doing your legs?
Looking forward to seeing the new frock
Done the full works
Wow that's why it took you so long!
Bath was a bugger to wash down
Haha, I know
Feck were you spying?
Yeah I've set up cctv in your house!
Jeez do you watch me doing my sudoko?
Yes, I do, I'm trying to get a few tips. What is that tapping noise and muffled sounds I can hear?
Ah that's a lie then....if you new where I do my sudoko! You deffo wouldn't be watching
Oh and that's the bloody coffee machine making the tapping noise
Not on the cr****r
Oh, I thought you had someone locked away....Where's Nigel...he's not in the swimming pool...
Gone for a audition for the good the bad and the ugly 2 "Hahaha! Hope he's got his kiss me quick hat on...it's hot in them cowboy countries | |||
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"Good Evening coffin dodgers
Back in full Mistress mode
Where's that new pvc frock, you got it on?
Nah I'm worn out after all the shaving...I thought a bath was meant to be relaxing
Will have pics for tomorrow though
Yeah and that was just your beard! When you doing your legs?
Looking forward to seeing the new frock
Done the full works
Wow that's why it took you so long!
Bath was a bugger to wash down
Haha, I know
Feck were you spying?
Yeah I've set up cctv in your house!
Jeez do you watch me doing my sudoko?
Yes, I do, I'm trying to get a few tips. What is that tapping noise and muffled sounds I can hear?
Ah that's a lie then....if you new where I do my sudoko! You deffo wouldn't be watching
Oh and that's the bloody coffee machine making the tapping noise
Not on the cr****r
Oh, I thought you had someone locked away....Where's Nigel...he's not in the swimming pool...
Gone for a audition for the good the bad and the ugly 2
Hahaha! Hope he's got his kiss me quick hat on...it's hot in them cowboy countries "It's Italy I think...well they call it a spaghetti western | |||
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"Catcha laterz "See ya later sami | |||
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"I'm not old but hello" Oh your the kind of new blood we need in here
So am big hello to you | |||
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"evening to the good " Where do I stand then? | |||
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"evening to the good Where do I stand then?" normaly in the corner but you have been good this week | |||
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"Even people... One knackered Coquette here tonight... Been awake nearly 17 hours and done a full day's work
Ah, bless you Eenie, nothing worse when you can't sleep, then have to go to work. Are you having a lazy weekend, to make up for it?
Lazyish...but I care for nan tomorrow.
Not doing much tonight or tomorrow night that's for sure
Ah, your lovely Nan We're having a lazy one, bit of football with the grandsons. "She's wonderful
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"evening to the good Where do I stand then?normaly in the corner but you have been good this week "Hey your right...I'm having a fecking hood run atm eh | |||
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"This is a very judgemental thread, I object "what part do you object to young man | |||
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"evening to the good Where do I stand then?normaly in the corner but you have been good this week
Hey your right...I'm having a fecking hood run atm eh "keep up the good work | |||
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"This is a very judgemental thread, I object what part do you object to young man"Ageism!!!! I am a young pup, honest
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"This is a very judgemental thread, I object what part do you object to young man
Ageism!!!! I am a young pup, honest
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"This is a very judgemental thread, I object what part do you object to young man
Ageism!!!! I am a young pup, honest
"Fecking fab young | |||
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"This is a very judgemental thread, I object what part do you object to young man
Ageism!!!! I am a young pup, honest
Fecking fab young "Hey! I am fragile, since hitting 56yrs I am now on the dusty shelf | |||
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"This is a very judgemental thread, I object what part do you object to young man
Ageism!!!! I am a young pup, honest
Fecking fab young "hes younger than you | |||
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"This is a very judgemental thread, I object what part do you object to young man
Ageism!!!! I am a young pup, honest
Fecking fab young
Hey! I am fragile, since hitting 56yrs I am now on the dusty shelf"passes the polish | |||
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"This is a very judgemental thread, I object what part do you object to young man
Ageism!!!! I am a young pup, honest
Fecking fab young hes younger than you "Erm! I'm older, just look far, far younger | |||
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"This is a very judgemental thread, I object what part do you object to young man
Ageism!!!! I am a young pup, honest
Fecking fab young hes younger than you
Erm! I'm older, just look far, far younger "Hey I've just reset time by 10 years...Peter rides again | |||
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"This is a very judgemental thread, I object what part do you object to young man
Ageism!!!! I am a young pup, honest
Fecking fab young hes younger than you
Erm! I'm older, just look far, far younger
Hey I've just reset time by 10 years...Peter rides again "more like tinkerbell | |||
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"This is a very judgemental thread, I object what part do you object to young man
Ageism!!!! I am a young pup, honest
Fecking fab young hes younger than you
Erm! I'm older, just look far, far younger
Hey I've just reset time by 10 years...Peter rides again "Feckin Don Quixote! Mistress charges windmills with erection for a lance | |||
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"This is a very judgemental thread, I object what part do you object to young man
Ageism!!!! I am a young pup, honest
Fecking fab young hes younger than you
Erm! I'm older, just look far, far younger
Hey I've just reset time by 10 years...Peter rides again more like tinkerbell"Voddy you are better than Mystic Meg | |||
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Ageism!!!! I am a young pup, honest
Fecking fab young hes younger than you
Erm! I'm older, just look far, far younger
Hey I've just reset time by 10 years...Peter rides again
Feckin Don Quixote! Mistress charges windmills with erection for lance"lucky lance | |||
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"This is a very judgemental thread, I object what part do you object to young man
Ageism!!!! I am a young pup, honest
Fecking fab young hes younger than you
Erm! I'm older, just look far, far younger
Hey I've just reset time by 10 years...Peter rides again
Feckin Don Quixote! Mistress charges windmills with erection for a lanc"There's plenty of them over there in june | |||
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"What a wonderful couple that would make Mistress and Lance "could dance alot with lance alot | |||
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"This is a very judgemental thread, I object what part do you object to young man
Ageism!!!! I am a young pup, honest
Fecking fab young hes younger than you
Erm! I'm older, just look far, far younger
Hey I've just reset time by 10 years...Peter rides again more like tinkerbell"Well I have tinkered with a few belle of the balls | |||
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"What a wonderful couple that would make Mistress and Lance could dance alot with lance alot "Prance a lot with Lancealot | |||
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"This is a very judgemental thread, I object what part do you object to young man
Ageism!!!! I am a young pup, honest
Fecking fab young hes younger than you
Erm! I'm older, just look far, far younger
Hey I've just reset time by 10 years...Peter rides again
Feckin Don Quixote! Mistress charges windmills with erection for a lanc
There's plenty of them over there in june "What???? You mean folk waving their arms windmill style and saying 'take me mistress?' I'm taking my camera | |||
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Oy! Whats with the old folk stuff?"Well most people on these threads are old | |||
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"gooooooooooooooooooooooood eveninggggggggggggggggggggg sami xx "Heeeeeeeeeeeeey, Voddyyyyyyyy | |||
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"Where's the old bird gone now? "thinks shes tinkerbell | |||
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"Where's the old bird gone now? thinks shes tinkerbell"told her dont watch peter pan or your be hooked | |||
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"Where's the old bird gone now? thinks shes tinkerbelltold her dont watch peter pan or your be hooked"Haha, you do make me laugh!
You should be on stage Voddy | |||
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"She is probably off chasing some woman she is after at Manchester social, Bingo Betty I think her name is" Tut....hope she's got her dabber with her.... | |||
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"Where's the old bird gone now? "Aw ffs coqette is only just old | |||
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"She is probably off chasing some woman she is after at Manchester social, Bingo Betty I think her name is Tut....hope she's got her dabber with her.... "I hope not, joining Mistress's spots would recreate the Indonesian Archipelago | |||
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"Where's the old bird gone now?
Aw ffs coqette is only just old "Younger than us | |||
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"She is probably off chasing some woman she is after at Manchester social, Bingo Betty I think her name is Tut....hope she's got her dabber with her....
I hope not, joining Mistress's spots would recreate the Indonesian Archipelago"Gosh, does she have measles | |||
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"She is probably off chasing some woman she is after at Manchester social, Bingo Betty I think her name is Tut....hope she's got her dabber with her....
I hope not, joining Mistress's spots would recreate the Indonesian Archipelago
Gosh, does she have measles "No! Just very spotty, often covered in calamine lotion | |||
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"She is probably off chasing some woman she is after at Manchester social, Bingo Betty I think her name is Tut....hope she's got her dabber with her....
I hope not, joining Mistress's spots would recreate the Indonesian Archipelago
Gosh, does she have measles
No! Just very spotty, often covered in calamine lotion"Blurgh...sounds like she's fallen in some nettles | |||
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"She is probably off chasing some woman she is after at Manchester social, Bingo Betty I think her name is Tut....hope she's got her dabber with her....
I hope not, joining Mistress's spots would recreate the Indonesian Archipelago
Gosh, does she have measles
No! Just very spotty, often covered in calamine lotion
Blurgh...sounds like she's fallen in some nettles "she boils them and trys to pass them off as spinach | |||
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"She is probably off chasing some woman she is after at Manchester social, Bingo Betty I think her name is Tut....hope she's got her dabber with her....
I hope not, joining Mistress's spots would recreate the Indonesian Archipelago
Gosh, does she have measles
No! Just very spotty, often covered in calamine lotion
Blurgh...sounds like she's fallen in some nettles she boils them and trys to pass them off as spinach"Actually, they are used as a diuretic, so I better steer clear | |||
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"i like john nettles in midsummer murders" Mm....Me too, you wouldn't want to live there, would you | |||
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"She is probably off chasing some woman she is after at Manchester social, Bingo Betty I think her name is Tut....hope she's got her dabber with her....
I hope not, joining Mistress's spots would recreate the Indonesian Archipelago
Gosh, does she have measles
No! Just very spotty, often covered in calamine lotion
Blurgh...sounds like she's fallen in some nettles she boils them and trys to pass them off as spinach
Actually, they are used as a diuretic, so I better steer clear "yes you had | |||
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"i like john nettles in midsummer murders Mm....Me too, you wouldn't want to live there, would you "we could get a little cottage together | |||
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"i like john nettles in midsummer murders Mm....Me too, you wouldn't want to live there, would you we could get a little cottage together"Yes we could, just stay away from the church garden fetes, that's where all the murders seem to happen | |||
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"I seem to have killed seven threads "You now owe me
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"Now five
Oh! You are so mine....muahahaha "Haha Thank you, think the oldies have gone to sleep | |||
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"Now five
Oh! You are so mine....muahahaha
Haha Thank you, think the oldies have gone to sleep "Yes! Certain rest homes are quite strict, don't want the residents getting too excited | |||
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"Now five
Oh! You are so mine....muahahaha
Haha Thank you, think the oldies have gone to sleep
Yes! Certain rest homes are quite strict, don't want the residents getting too excited "Yeah, they must have had their cocoa and digestives by now, so should be settling down shortly | |||
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"Voddy is probably curled up asleep.. Coquette now at fifty will be snoring and dribbling.. And mistress probably trying to make tents under the duvet (perish the thought!)" am awake | |||
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"Voddy is probably curled up asleep.. Coquette now at fifty will be snoring and dribbling.. And mistress probably trying to make tents under the duvet (perish the thought!)" Haha Cant keep up with us oldies So I'm signing of Feliz, think I'll hit a club for a couple of hours. Ciao | |||
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"Voddy is probably curled up asleep.. Coquette now at fifty will be snoring and dribbling.. And mistress probably trying to make tents under the duvet (perish the thought!)" I'll have you know I was up til 2am talking to a very nice fella on here and still woke up at 7... I've got staying power me (perhaps for the first month anyway ) x | |||
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"Voddy is probably curled up asleep.. Coquette now at fifty will be snoring and dribbling.. And mistress probably trying to make tents under the duvet (perish the thought!) I'll have you know I was up til 2am talking to a very nice fella on here and still woke up at 7... I've got staying power me (perhaps for the first month anyway ) x"I just simply conked out...it had been a long day | |||
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"No idea what this is about but as a nearly coffin dodger I peeked in ......" Hello Granny and welcome Yes it's all a bit random in here, we don't know what it's about sometimes! | |||
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"No idea what this is about but as a nearly coffin dodger I peeked in ......" passes granny a large g n t welcome to the errrr | |||
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"No idea what this is about but as a nearly coffin dodger I peeked in ......passes granny a large g n t welcome to the errrr "....madhouse... | |||
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"No idea what this is about but as a nearly coffin dodger I peeked in ......passes granny a large g n t welcome to the errrr
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