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Things that make you go " fuuuuck no " !!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Possibly a bit touchy this one but try and run with it:
Have you stumbled across any profiles with photos that have just made you almost lose your breakfast ? People so ( im sure im not allowed to say ugly in this enlightened day and age ) repellent that you literally scratch your head as to how they have photos of themselves in the act with another human. Sometimes its not just the physical thats totally left you cold, their profile has all the fun of being stuck in a lift with Michael McIntyre for 18 hours..
Soooo, not naming names..what have you found that you really wish had been left unearthed on here ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't like gaping pics or jizz on people/coming our of places"
Agreed..i get that awkward feeling i may be seeing something that only a vet should be viewing  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't think I'm that fragile a person,but anything to close up makes me squirm a bit."
Im all for sexy and often filthy but some stuff..it just looks like it should be on a science documentary regarding trying to find a cure for some ailment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What creeps me is big hairy bushes with a little foreskin perking through ughhhhh. Not me thank you very much "
Gaaah..the ole burt Reynolds in a head scissors hold photo.. |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
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"1 word "marrow" enough said
Well..thats me not eating this morning ta . Not so much a vagina more a vegina ?"
Ha! Genuinely made me chuckle 
Anything crude - Yes. You had sex. I’m over the moon for you. Did you really have to show me that in all its gory detail? |
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"1 word "marrow" enough said
Well..thats me not eating this morning ta . Not so much a vagina more a vegina ?
Ha! Genuinely made me chuckle
Anything crude - Yes. You had sex. I’m over the moon for you. Did you really have to show me that in all its gory detail?"
You remember it |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
I've been iching to ask this question; I didn't because, firstly, I had Jiminey Cricket reminding me that everyone is beautiful in their own way and that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and, secondly i didnt have the nerve to.
Yes, I've seen pictures of people that even I couldn't find anything appealing about and like the OP, I've wondered who'd get excited by them but, this is the fabulous thing about Fab, someone (infact many) will. Which, is good news for everyone because, as we all have different tastes therefore, in theory, we all have the potential to make someone lose their breakfast and, conversely, to be blown away. |
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"I don't think I'm that fragile a person,but anything to close up makes me squirm a bit.
Im all for sexy and often filthy but some stuff..it just looks like it should be on a science documentary regarding trying to find a cure for some ailment "
The one's so close up that I can't for the life of me work out what part of the body they belong to interest me  |
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For me, its anything that makes me wonder if the other person in the pic knew it was being taken and if there is consent to post it, if it distinguishes them or not. Puts me right off replying to them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1 word "marrow" enough said
Well..thats me not eating this morning ta . Not so much a vagina more a vegina ?
Ha! Genuinely made me chuckle
Anything crude - Yes. You had sex. I’m over the moon for you. Did you really have to show me that in all its gory detail?"
I reckon moonpig should do cards for such things..they can send in whatever pic they chose, then the moonpiggers have to forward it 1st class on a classless card, probably to an ex of some description " hey barry !! Look who had a happy bumcum day !!"
Oh shit..think ive just created a niche market... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic 
Omg I nearly spewed my sausage baguette "
Theres a photo of that on here somewhere too...oh hang on..thats not a ....oooooh christ !! |
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"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic
Omg I nearly spewed my sausage baguette
Theres a photo of that on here somewhere too...oh hang on..thats not a ....oooooh christ !!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There's some folk on here who i find physically abhorrent..which i know blurs the whole line of taste subjectively and objectively..after all it is all down to the individual, but certain things utterly bemuse and amuse me in equal measure..when i see what in my eyes is a truly unfuckable human being who also has " hey ! Cum fuck me " scrawled on their photos, my head just shakes in despair but i find myself laughing.
Its not as if im anything to write home about but christ..some realistic expectations and a touch of subtlety surely would benefit some folk ? |
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"I don't like gaping pics or jizz on people/coming our of places"
Agree - also mouth wide open with jizz on tongue etc. Something stuck up bits, can or orange. One yhe other day anal hole looked prolapsed was nearly sick. I know its a sex site but prefer sexy/sensual pics. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm feeling sensitive at the moment so most pics make me
Action shots should be kept private, for the enjoyment of the people involved.
Anything that gapes.
Ugly cocks and too much pubic hair!
Pics where you have trouble making out what the hell its supposed to be. You spend 15 mins scrutinising the pic and then you work it out. It's like those magic eye pics.
It's all very much personal choice and going by "hot pics", clearly some of these are very pleasing to lots of people.
I just bypass these pics and profiles. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic
Yuk.....this.....   "
Just think..cavemen had to dash off, find a rock and then try etching that image on a cave wall..back when fabs started in 275000 b.c. ( yes..i may be inaccurate there..im no history teacher ) |
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"I don't think I'm that fragile a person,but anything to close up makes me squirm a bit.
Im all for sexy and often filthy but some stuff..it just looks like it should be on a science documentary regarding trying to find a cure for some ailment
The one's so close up that I can't for the life of me work out what part of the body they belong to interest me "
I think I've a right to know what has disturbed me - but it's probably better to live in ignorance.
On a similar vein, there'll be someone with lots of brightly lit pics, so they don't appear to live in a cave but one will be all dark and unfathomable - was a ghost at work, muscling in on a 3 way? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"really hate dirty homes on pics - not a fan of gaping arseholes"
Tell you what else is a winner..a man and woman post action shot annnd the bloke will invariably have a pair of bloody grey socks on..nowt else..just..socks ! Its more low rent than a flat above an off-licence in rhyl. |
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Don’t see them now - but there was a couples profile who regularly posted pics of a clearly prolapsed vagina and arse - often with hair, cum or various objects sticking out of them!
Their veris made me smart too - saying how great it felt to get 2 fists up there! |
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Not here but in one of my WhatsApp groups one of my mates made a big shouty comment demanding to see a loo (one of my other friends in the group had just decorated) so I googled the shittiest most disgusting lav I could find and posted the pic... that was about two weeks ago and I’m still being told off for it!  |
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"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic "
Or they catch it mid-flight
Any gaping close ups, especially covered in jizz, or with an untidy undercarriage, or anything with random household items inserted (fruit, bottles, deodorant cans etc).
On the ‘peeve’ list is guys who have photos of women on their profile - I’m not interested in who you’ve dived, I want to know what you look like!! Or group play shots where I’ve no idea who is who!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic
Or they catch it mid-flight
Any gaping close ups, especially covered in jizz, or with an untidy undercarriage, or anything with random household items inserted (fruit, bottles, deodorant cans etc).
On the ‘peeve’ list is guys who have photos of women on their profile - I’m not interested in who you’ve dived, I want to know what you look like!! Or group play shots where I’ve no idea who is who!! "
Yep..household items aren't that arousing, anatomy can be beautiful but not when it looks like the checkout on supermarket sweep...oooh look Dale!! Someone's got an inflatable cabbage, 2 curtain poles, 2 actual Polish Poles and a can of heinz chunky soup ..im gonna stop now because the rest doesn't really bear thinking on.. |
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"Don’t see them now - but there was a couples profile who regularly posted pics of a clearly prolapsed vagina and arse - often with hair, cum or various objects sticking out of them!
Their veris made me smart too - saying how great it felt to get 2 fists up there! "
Eeeeew - probably off the scene due to prolapse  |
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"There's some folk on here who i find physically abhorrent..which i know blurs the whole line of taste subjectively and objectively..after all it is all down to the individual, but certain things utterly bemuse and amuse me in equal measure..when i see what in my eyes is a truly unfuckable human being who also has " hey ! Cum fuck me " scrawled on their photos, my head just shakes in despair but i find myself laughing.
Its not as if im anything to write home about but christ..some realistic expectations and a touch of subtlety surely would benefit some folk ?"
I have to agree that a touch of subtlety is becoming. Truly unfuckable human being? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic
Or they catch it mid-flight
Any gaping close ups, especially covered in jizz, or with an untidy undercarriage, or anything with random household items inserted (fruit, bottles, deodorant cans etc).
On the ‘peeve’ list is guys who have photos of women on their profile - I’m not interested in who you’ve dived, I want to know what you look like!! Or group play shots where I’ve no idea who is who!!
Yep..household items aren't that arousing, anatomy can be beautiful but not when it looks like the checkout on supermarket sweep...oooh look Dale!! Someone's got an inflatable cabbage, 2 curtain poles, 2 actual Polish Poles and a can of heinz chunky soup ..im gonna stop now because the rest doesn't really bear thinking on.."
this made me chuckle. Seriously though some peoples imagination of what looks sexy really fathoms me.
I for one don't find insertions sexy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don’t see them now - but there was a couples profile who regularly posted pics of a clearly prolapsed vagina and arse - often with hair, cum or various objects sticking out of them!
Their veris made me smart too - saying how great it felt to get 2 fists up there!
Eeeeew - probably off the scene due to prolapse "
Maybe we should institute an audience vote like they have on Strictly? Which disfigured rectum or blue waffle vagina would you like to send home this week ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don’t see them now - but there was a couples profile who regularly posted pics of a clearly prolapsed vagina and arse - often with hair, cum or various objects sticking out of them!
Their veris made me smart too - saying how great it felt to get 2 fists up there!
Eeeeew - probably off the scene due to prolapse
Maybe we should institute an audience vote like they have on Strictly? Which disfigured rectum or blue waffle vagina would you like to send home this week ? "
will anyone give it
'Seeeerrrvvvveerrn' I wonder |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic
Or they catch it mid-flight
Any gaping close ups, especially covered in jizz, or with an untidy undercarriage, or anything with random household items inserted (fruit, bottles, deodorant cans etc).
On the ‘peeve’ list is guys who have photos of women on their profile - I’m not interested in who you’ve dived, I want to know what you look like!! Or group play shots where I’ve no idea who is who!!
Yep..household items aren't that arousing, anatomy can be beautiful but not when it looks like the checkout on supermarket sweep...oooh look Dale!! Someone's got an inflatable cabbage, 2 curtain poles, 2 actual Polish Poles and a can of heinz chunky soup ..im gonna stop now because the rest doesn't really bear thinking on..
this made me chuckle. Seriously though some peoples imagination of what looks sexy really fathoms me.
I for one don't find insertions sexy."
They do have that " here's what you could have won..no..no..take it away again lads " bullseye unwon prize about them..i dont really want to see what somebody got last week for getting ' 3 in a bed ' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't like pics of lady parts being held open.The worst I saw had her vagina and inner thighs smeared with blood. Looked like a horror film. "
Yup..badduns they are indeed..im not likely to be aroused by something that appears to be the late onset of the birthing process..think i may prefer a smirking vagina to a yawning one lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don’t see them now - but there was a couples profile who regularly posted pics of a clearly prolapsed vagina and arse - often with hair, cum or various objects sticking out of them!
Their veris made me smart too - saying how great it felt to get 2 fists up there!
Eeeeew - probably off the scene due to prolapse
Maybe we should institute an audience vote like they have on Strictly? Which disfigured rectum or blue waffle vagina would you like to send home this week ? will anyone give it
'Seeeerrrvvvveerrn' I wonder "
And so obviously for a circumsised penis..Len would shout " Severed "!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic
Then they proudly show off Spiderman web hands. "
Hee caught me off guard that and now im giggling taaa |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don’t see them now - but there was a couples profile who regularly posted pics of a clearly prolapsed vagina and arse - often with hair, cum or various objects sticking out of them!
Their veris made me smart too - saying how great it felt to get 2 fists up there!
Eeeeew - probably off the scene due to prolapse
Maybe we should institute an audience vote like they have on Strictly? Which disfigured rectum or blue waffle vagina would you like to send home this week ? will anyone give it
'Seeeerrrvvvveerrn' I wonder
And so obviously for a circumsised penis..Len would shout " Severed "!!! "
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