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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not sure if this has been touched on before, but seeing as a fair few folk don't seem to respond to the good old "wink", can't we have a "wank" button instead ? Let the object of your interest really know just how much they be caught your attention!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It might break the site don't you think  "
Oh i can just see the site management on the phone to Microsoft technical support.." yeah..yeah..some user called jo with a fabulous ASSet put up a new photo and boom !! We got 20000 wank hits and then the whole system went to shit..whats that ? Hold down control-alt and delete ? ..right yeah..nowts happening " |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh god..here it comes lol..
Explosion "
Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god..here it comes lol..
Explosion
Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers.."
I'll give you 1% share |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god..here it comes lol..
Explosion
Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers.."
I think you'll find they're called socks....I'm out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god..here it comes lol..
Explosion
Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..
I think you'll find they're called socks....I'm out "
Would they be fluffy socks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh god..here it comes lol..
Explosion
Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..
I'll give you 1% share "
That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lost mine so can't I'm afraid.. 
Where did you lose it
I put it somewhere safe but can't find it 
Oh really "
It's very worrying....was going to consider a new one....but I was quite attached to the old one....it was getting on, a bit worn but it worked (after a fashion).... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god..here it comes lol..
Explosion
Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..
I'll give you 1% share
That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes "
Awesomely awesome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lost mine so can't I'm afraid..
Where did you lose it
I put it somewhere safe but can't find it
Oh really
It's very worrying....was going to consider a new one....but I was quite attached to the old one....it was getting on, a bit worn but it worked (after a fashion).... "
I wouldn't get a new one
Takes along time to get used to a new one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh god..here it comes lol..
Explosion
Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..
I'll give you 1% share
That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes
Awesomely awesome "
Thats not 10cc the band by the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god..here it comes lol..
Explosion
Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..
I think you'll find they're called socks....I'm out
Would they be fluffy socks "
Oh no...cotton, white...more absorbent, less likely to stain and don't leave fluffy bits everywhere...you know around edges and where you can't see . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread has delicately swayed from a wank button and transformed into the local patents office lol"
I like the delicately swaying
Back on track
Wank button who thinks it's a good idea OP wants one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god..here it comes lol..
Explosion
Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..
I'll give you 1% share
That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes
Awesomely awesome
Thats not 10cc the band by the way "
Oh shucks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lost mine so can't I'm afraid..
Where did you lose it
I put it somewhere safe but can't find it
Oh really
It's very worrying....was going to consider a new one....but I was quite attached to the old one....it was getting on, a bit worn but it worked (after a fashion)....
I wouldn't get a new one
Takes along time to get used to a new one "
I think you're right...I'll keep looking... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god..here it comes lol..
Explosion
Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..
I think you'll find they're called socks....I'm out
Would they be fluffy socks
Oh no...cotton, white...more absorbent, less likely to stain and don't leave fluffy bits everywhere...you know around edges and where you can't see ."
Don't worry your secret is safe with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lost mine so can't I'm afraid..
Where did you lose it
I put it somewhere safe but can't find it
Oh really
It's very worrying....was going to consider a new one....but I was quite attached to the old one....it was getting on, a bit worn but it worked (after a fashion)....
I wouldn't get a new one
Takes along time to get used to a new one
I think you're right...I'll keep looking..."
Better had |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god..here it comes lol..
Explosion
Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..
I'll give you 1% share
That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes
Awesomely awesome
Thats not 10cc the band by the way
Oh shucks "
He's not in love with those rubber bullets and pilots called Mandy are definitely out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god..here it comes lol..
Explosion
Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..
I'll give you 1% share
That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes
Awesomely awesome
Thats not 10cc the band by the way
Oh shucks
He's not in love with those rubber bullets and pilots called Mandy are definitely out!"
But it's a dreadlock holiday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh god..here it comes lol..
Explosion
Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..
I'll give you 1% share
That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes
Awesomely awesome
Thats not 10cc the band by the way
Oh shucks
He's not in love with those rubber bullets and pilots called Mandy are definitely out!"
If you can work a dreadlock holiday mention into this you will have my utter respect lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god..here it comes lol..
Explosion
Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..
I'll give you 1% share
That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes
Awesomely awesome
Thats not 10cc the band by the way
Oh shucks
He's not in love with those rubber bullets and pilots called Mandy are definitely out!
If you can work a dreadlock holiday mention into this you will have my utter respect lol"
Minestrone is off the menu and I take it you don't fratnise with leading clergymen? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
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Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god..here it comes lol..
Explosion
Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..
I'll give you 1% share
That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes
Awesomely awesome
Thats not 10cc the band by the way
Oh shucks
He's not in love with those rubber bullets and pilots called Mandy are definitely out!
If you can work a dreadlock holiday mention into this you will have my utter respect lol
Minestrone is off the menu and I take it you don't fratnise with leading clergymen?"
You can feel the benefit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas."
You still have chocolates from Xmas  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas "
I honestly read that and thought " he has a tin with dogs in ??" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary.."
Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I honestly read that and thought " he has a tin with dogs in ??""
He might have ...but I'm reckoning chocolates |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..
Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent "
I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..
Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent
I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol"
 I like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas "
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..
Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent
I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol
I like it "
Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies"
So you see eat them very slowly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..
Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent
I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol
I like it
Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol "
Maybe they don't understand English |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..
Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent
I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol
I like it
Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol
Maybe they don't understand English "
Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly "
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..
Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent
I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol
I like it
Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol
Maybe they don't understand English
Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol "
Yes you could look on fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing "
That's alot of enticing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing
That's alot of enticing "
Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..
Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent
I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol
I like it
Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol
Maybe they don't understand English
Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol
Yes you could look on fab "
Present company excluded, oh there's plenty on here for whom English most definitely can't be a first language, though theyve mastered navvy and horny brickie very well lol...besides..do i really want a 3rd ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing
That's alot of enticing
Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way "
You need to find your joystick then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..
Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent
I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol
I like it
Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol
Maybe they don't understand English
Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol
Yes you could look on fab
Present company excluded, oh there's plenty on here for whom English most definitely can't be a first language, though theyve mastered navvy and horny brickie very well lol...besides..do i really want a 3rd ???"
A 3rd what I wonder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing
That's alot of enticing
Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way
You need to find your joystick then "
You're telling me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing
That's alot of enticing
Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way
You need to find your joystick then
You're telling me "
Yes ..... yes I am search for it ...dig deep |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..
Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent
I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol
I like it
Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol
Maybe they don't understand English
Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol
Yes you could look on fab
Present company excluded, oh there's plenty on here for whom English most definitely can't be a first language, though theyve mastered navvy and horny brickie very well lol...besides..do i really want a 3rd ???
A 3rd what I wonder "
I really really daren't answer that jo lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing
That's alot of enticing
Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way
You need to find your joystick then
You're telling me
Yes ..... yes I am search for it ...dig deep "
It's a wink for wank remember |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..
Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent
I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol
I like it
Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol
Maybe they don't understand English
Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol
Yes you could look on fab
Present company excluded, oh there's plenty on here for whom English most definitely can't be a first language, though theyve mastered navvy and horny brickie very well lol...besides..do i really want a 3rd ???
A 3rd what I wonder
I really really daren't answer that jo lol x"
Ssssshhhh no one will see no one is reading this |
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing
That's alot of enticing
Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way
You need to find your joystick then
You're telling me
Yes ..... yes I am search for it ...dig deep
It's a wink for wank remember "
Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing
That's alot of enticing
Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way
You need to find your joystick then
You're telling me
Yes ..... yes I am search for it ...dig deep
It's a wink for wank remember
Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan "
The reward would have to be huge |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing
That's alot of enticing
Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way
You need to find your joystick then
You're telling me
Yes ..... yes I am search for it ...dig deep
It's a wink for wank remember
Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan
The reward would have to be huge "
But entirely disproportionate with my joystick |
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing
That's alot of enticing
Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way
You need to find your joystick then
You're telling me
Yes ..... yes I am search for it ...dig deep
It's a wink for wank remember
Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan
The reward would have to be huge
But entirely disproportionate with my joystick "
Oh so big ...has has to be |
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"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..
Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent
I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol
I like it
Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol
Maybe they don't understand English
Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol
Yes you could look on fab
Present company excluded, oh there's plenty on here for whom English most definitely can't be a first language, though theyve mastered navvy and horny brickie very well lol...besides..do i really want a 3rd ???
A 3rd what I wonder
I really really daren't answer that jo lol x
Ssssshhhh no one will see no one is reading this "
Gaaah i cant !! I'll become your dirty little secret lol |
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"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..
Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent
I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol
I like it
Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol
Maybe they don't understand English
Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol
Yes you could look on fab
Present company excluded, oh there's plenty on here for whom English most definitely can't be a first language, though theyve mastered navvy and horny brickie very well lol...besides..do i really want a 3rd ???
A 3rd what I wonder
I really really daren't answer that jo lol x
Ssssshhhh no one will see no one is reading this
Gaaah i cant !! I'll become your dirty little secret lol"
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"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..
Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent
I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol
I like it
Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol
Maybe they don't understand English
Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol
Yes you could look on fab
Present company excluded, oh there's plenty on here for whom English most definitely can't be a first language, though theyve mastered navvy and horny brickie very well lol...besides..do i really want a 3rd ???
A 3rd what I wonder
I really really daren't answer that jo lol x
Ssssshhhh no one will see no one is reading this
Gaaah i cant !! I'll become your dirty little secret lol
"
Yerrrs..flirty blinky eyes..ahem ahem..my 3rd bo...oh no..erm..wank button for the masses !! Thats what i say !! ( an almost supersmooth james bond escape there ) |
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing
That's alot of enticing
Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way
You need to find your joystick then
You're telling me
Yes ..... yes I am search for it ...dig deep
It's a wink for wank remember
Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan
The reward would have to be huge
But entirely disproportionate with my joystick
Oh so big ...has has to be "
Reward open to negotiations but the finder can have full use |
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"Back to the ops question
Wank button
Will it explode on impact have your say here
"
I think it should explode but be able to reform and be used again for a given number of uses in a 24 hour period. |
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing
That's alot of enticing
Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way
You need to find your joystick then
You're telling me
Yes ..... yes I am search for it ...dig deep
It's a wink for wank remember
Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan
The reward would have to be huge
But entirely disproportionate with my joystick
Oh so big ...has has to be "
Hang on, someone has biscuits ??? |
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Know what would be great ? If like a foghorn or siren went off, full blast, upon depressing of the wank button..itd be worth it just for the excuses those who are working in offices would have to invent ! |
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing
That's alot of enticing
Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way
You need to find your joystick then
You're telling me
Yes ..... yes I am search for it ...dig deep
It's a wink for wank remember
Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan
The reward would have to be huge
But entirely disproportionate with my joystick
Oh so big ...has has to be
Hang on, someone has biscuits ??? "
If Jo finds my joystick they are yours.. |
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing
That's alot of enticing
Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way
You need to find your joystick then
You're telling me
Yes ..... yes I am search for it ...dig deep
It's a wink for wank remember
Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan
The reward would have to be huge
But entirely disproportionate with my joystick
Oh so big ...has has to be
Hang on, someone has biscuits ???
If Jo finds my joystick they are yours.. "
If you took the jo out of your joystick..youd just have a ystick |
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing
That's alot of enticing
Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way
You need to find your joystick then
You're telling me
Yes ..... yes I am search for it ...dig deep
It's a wink for wank remember
Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan
The reward would have to be huge
But entirely disproportionate with my joystick
Oh so big ...has has to be
Hang on, someone has biscuits ???
If Jo finds my joystick they are yours..
If you took the jo out of your joystick..youd just have a ystick "
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"Back to the ops question
Wank button
Will it explode on impact have your say here
I think it should explode but be able to reform and be used again for a given number of uses in a 24 hour period."
How though once it's exploded |
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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa
I likey
Ooops wrong thread
Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.
You still have chocolates from Xmas
I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies
So you see eat them very slowly
No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing
That's alot of enticing
Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way
You need to find your joystick then
You're telling me
Yes ..... yes I am search for it ...dig deep
It's a wink for wank remember
Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan
The reward would have to be huge
But entirely disproportionate with my joystick
Oh so big ...has has to be
Hang on, someone has biscuits ???
If Jo finds my joystick they are yours.. "
I'm still looking |
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