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I’m shit at this sex malarkey compared to the rest of Fab because ...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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... I’m not “horny ALL of the time”, sometimes I just prefer a cup of tea. Or really must pop out to the supermarket! 
What ways are YOU seemingly sexually inadequate compared to the rest of Fabdom?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don’t “Fuck all night long” like many claim... a couple of hours including the foreplay is a bit of a marathon to be honest, an hour or so usually suffices! I need my beauty sleep!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....geography bites 
I’ve heard that if two people want each other then distance is but a number? "
I've heard that if one person wants another, then age is just a number. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....geography bites
I’ve heard that if two people want each other then distance is but a number?
I've heard that if one person wants another, then age is just a number. "
That is also true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am limited to meet by pre planned meets due to circumstances at hime. However i like passionate spontaneous sex. Pre planning kills it a bit for me.
I don't find the build up to sex exciting. I find sex itself exciting. When i'm wet i want a cock. I don't want to have to titilate and prod a mans erection until i can get there and sit on it. In the meantime a thousand other men and women are messaging him trying to get in his pants.
I tell thee, it does thy head in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apart from not being readily available, only interacting passively instead of faf'ing everyone, not being toned or buff or great looking, being in the wrong part of the country and being of average endowment, with a barely tolerable sense of humour and having a tendency to spout shite on the forums, I'm a bit of a catch*.
*Only in my bubble, the rest if Fab have alternate opinions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most of the time I just can't be bothered.
I'm busy with work and family and when I've got free time I just want to veg out!
The very thought of getting ready to meet does my head in. Used to excite me but not anymore. |
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God where do I start !! I chat too much bollocks , I'm too sarcastic, I don't have a 10 inch cock, I look a mess most of the time , and I don't say what I think women want to hear in the forums just to point score. I am me that's it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is a "sex" / swinging site?
Omg i thought it was where you practiced your grammar or text speak as my "missives" never get responded to or are just deleted out of hand
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I live in a cave smell of trogladye, look like a trogladye, can't flirt, wouldn't recognise anyone flirting with me; need clubbed over the head and dragged away before I get the message; would often rather just walk the beach with my dogs, and the nearest civilisation is about 5 hours away.
I haven't even evolved opposable thumbs yet.... and I have 3 of those!
Evolution just seems to have passed me by...  |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"I live in a cave smell of trogladye, look like a trogladye, can't flirt, wouldn't recognise anyone flirting with me; need clubbed over the head and dragged away before I get the message; would often rather just walk the beach with my dogs, and the nearest civilisation is about 5 hours away.
I haven't even evolved opposable thumbs yet.... and I have 3 of those!
Evolution just seems to have passed me by... "
Your not a lone except i have cats not a dog |
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When I'm starting to drowse at night, before an early morning rise, I'm not meeting immediately for the fuck session of my life.
Neither am I going to dress in the detailed list of garments that have been imposed on the meet.
And when I'm a few thousand miles away in the USA but browsing fab, I won't meet you tonight in England because I'm a killjoy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm getting older, my works all over the place, theres far vettee bodies than mine out there and to be quite honest, sometimes I've got better things to do |
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Because we won't do meets, to turn up and hook up isn't for us. We love social clubs and meeting people, go with the flow. We've bumped into couples that we've chatted with on here and clicked straight away in club which is awesome. So many don't get this and badger us for a meet. |
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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"God where do I start !! I chat too much bollocks , I'm too sarcastic, I don't have a 10 inch cock, I look a mess most of the time , and I don't say what I think women want to hear in the forums just to point score. I am me that's it "
You do have a nice bum though... just saying  |
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"God where do I start !! I chat too much bollocks , I'm too sarcastic, I don't have a 10 inch cock, I look a mess most of the time , and I don't say what I think women want to hear in the forums just to point score. I am me that's it
You do have a nice bum though... just saying "
Haha thank you muchly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....I won't meet people who are staying in the Travelodge in my area for a couple of days! Now if it was the Hilton..... "
Now you tell me! Jeez!.......Google's Hilton Northampton availability. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am not interested in "9 inches of hot meat", gym fit (seriously I like pizza), "I can make you gush" (honestly you cant and you probably wont get me to orgasm), I also have no inclination to stamp on your balls, put your cock in one of those cage things (thanks google) or fuck you because your wife cheated and you want revenge.....I could honestly go on all night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because most of the time I don't look the way I do in my pics. I'm either in full on Mum mode in my school run coat or I'm wearing my comfy bedtime bra, in my pjs with my fluffy slippers on, sporting a high ponytail because my hair needs washing. My legs probably need shaving, I'm wearing my glasses with no make up and I'm really not up for a meet tonight!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I won’t drop everything at three in the morning, and jump in a freezing cold car to drive 50 miles for a mindless shag "
Do you mind if we shag in your car too. I cant accom! |
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I am shit because I can't accommodate because my flat is my personal space my family don't even get to visit, only long term partners and friends whom I invite in.
I also get really bored giving hand jobs, have a really small mouth so can't fit a whole dick in it and I can't deep throat. I also only allow Princess in my butt.
I am also apparently reeeally picky because I don't fuck any random single guy who says hi to me in the hot tub at the club or says they like my tattoos. Or hairy guys. Or anyone I have never met face to face first. And because I don't anally fuck guys on the first meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because most of the time I don't look the way I do in my pics. I'm either in full on Mum mode in my school run coat or I'm wearing my comfy bedtime bra, in my pjs with my fluffy slippers on, sporting a high ponytail because my hair needs washing. My legs probably need shaving, I'm wearing my glasses with no make up and I'm really not up for a meet tonight! "
So you are a normal person thats a tick in my box |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't squirt, I'm always so busy I have to plan meets weeks in advance, I don't feel comfortable with my body so as soon as I'm dressed up for a meet I get even more self conscious and shy, and chances are I won't cum on a meet. |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
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I'm shit because I'm rarely free.... I have to find the other person attractive and they have to be able to hold a conversation. I'm not into car sex with a stranger nor do I want fuck and go with someone that won't satisfy me in the slightest. Those who message saying they'll have me gushing and begging and shite... you are talking precisely that! A whole heap of shite. I don't wanna smash your balls nor do I want to parade you around on a lead or use you as a foot stool.
I have "standards"! Heaven forbid! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't squirt, I'm always so busy I have to plan meets weeks in advance, I don't feel comfortable with my body so as soon as I'm dressed up for a meet I get even more self conscious and shy, and chances are I won't cum on a meet."
I also like the comfort of my own bed, so will very rarely travel |
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"I am not interested in "9 inches of hot meat", gym fit (seriously I like pizza), "I can make you gush" (honestly you cant and you probably wont get me to orgasm), I also have no inclination to stamp on your balls, put your cock in one of those cage things (thanks google) or fuck you because your wife cheated and you want revenge.....I could honestly go on all night."
.........you’re not into old geezers and you’re miles away from me? |
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