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Sorry about this
They have txt me to put this thread up .
they are both pissed and in Swanage in the pub. It True birthday tomorrow and they said a big hi to everyone and they want you all to place bets on what they are going to do tomorrow to celebrate .
The slurred a big munchy kiss to HPC and shouted we love you and a slurp to everyone else ...
sighs .....they are bolloxed !!! pmsl
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over a year ago
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LMAO
Im on me way to Swanage for a drink 
Bets on what they're going to do tomorrow.........
We think they're going to kidnap a sheep and hold it to ransom until the gorgeous shit hot farmer locks them in a barn and ..........well you can guess the rest
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"LMAO
Im on me way to Swanage for a drink
Bets on what they're going to do tomorrow.........
We think they're going to kidnap a sheep and hold it to ransom until the gorgeous shit hot farmer locks them in a barn and ..........well you can guess the rest
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they are pretty hammered i dont think they would recognise a sheep ...they are calling back in a bit to see what everyone said lol ....but somehow dont think the call will arrive ...LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LMAO
Im on me way to Swanage for a drink
Bets on what they're going to do tomorrow.........
We think they're going to kidnap a sheep and hold it to ransom until the gorgeous shit hot farmer locks them in a barn and ..........well you can guess the rest
they are pretty hammered i dont think they would recognise a sheep ...they are calling back in a bit to see what everyone said lol ....but somehow dont think the call will arrive ...LOL"
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over a year ago
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having just spoke on the phone with the pair of nuttas Ive changed my mind
A HUGE hangover is the correct answer
But it sounds as though it wil be worth it |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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they are both pissed and in Swanage in the pub.
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If I ever have the misfortune to find myself back in swanage I find the best thing to do is get extremely d*unk as well.
15 years there was quite enugh :D |
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they are both pissed and in Swanage in the pub.
If I ever have the misfortune to find myself back in swanage I find the best thing to do is get extremely d*unk as well.
15 years there was quite enugh :D"
Think they are only there for the week..... Might even be enjoying from the sounds of it, good on em too....  |
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they are both pissed and in Swanage in the pub.
If I ever have the misfortune to find myself back in swanage I find the best thing to do is get extremely d*unk as well.
15 years there was quite enugh :D
Think they are only there for the week..... Might even be enjoying from the sounds of it, good on em too.... "
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarling...we are back hehehehehehe |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"yer welcome back the pair of yer. bet yer shagged out"
Well its all down to Charlie and Marty really!!!!
Dont even ask :O
But was fun week -= neither of us wanted to come home.....boohoo
Have to say - we didnt kidnap OR shag the sheep - even "THAT" night - we were too hammered - chatted up the taxi driver but he wasnt playing. lol |
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"yer welcome back the pair of yer. bet yer shagged out
Well its all down to Charlie and Marty really!!!!
Dont even ask :O
But was fun week -= neither of us wanted to come home.....boohoo
Have to say - we didnt kidnap OR shag the sheep - even "THAT" night - we were too hammered - chatted up the taxi driver but he wasnt playing. lol"
we got a taxi? wondered how we got back LOL |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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oh we doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
MWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAH |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"yer welcome back the pair of yer. bet yer shagged out
Well its all down to Charlie and Marty really!!!!
Dont even ask :O
But was fun week -= neither of us wanted to come home.....boohoo
Have to say - we didnt kidnap OR shag the sheep - even "THAT" night - we were too hammered - chatted up the taxi driver but he wasnt playing. lol
we got a taxi? wondered how we got back LOL"
Yes darling- and you only gave him a £1 tip cos he wouldnt play!!! LOL xxx |
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"yer welcome back the pair of yer. bet yer shagged out
Well its all down to Charlie and Marty really!!!!
Dont even ask :O
But was fun week -= neither of us wanted to come home.....boohoo
Have to say - we didnt kidnap OR shag the sheep - even "THAT" night - we were too hammered - chatted up the taxi driver but he wasnt playing. lol
we got a taxi? wondered how we got back LOL
Yes darling- and you only gave him a £1 tip cos he wouldnt play!!! LOL xxx"
i must have been a happy d*unk then...im going to bed night night my darlings  mwah xxxxxxx |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"yer welcome back the pair of yer. bet yer shagged out
Well its all down to Charlie and Marty really!!!!
Dont even ask :O
But was fun week -= neither of us wanted to come home.....boohoo
Have to say - we didnt kidnap OR shag the sheep - even "THAT" night - we were too hammered - chatted up the taxi driver but he wasnt playing. lol
we got a taxi? wondered how we got back LOL
Yes darling- and you only gave him a £1 tip cos he wouldnt play!!! LOL xxx
i must have been a happy d*unk then...im going to bed night night my darlings mwah xxxxxxx"
As always beautiful!!!!
LOVE you - sleep tight xxxxx |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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Think they are only there for the week..... Might even be enjoying from the sounds of it, good on em too.... "
A whole 7 days in swanage is right up there in my top 10 worst nightmares
having to speak to my stepdad every day for a week
randomly bumping into people I went to school with who were too lazy or stupid to leave and pretending that I remember them fondly
realising that in the 15 years since I left it's barely changed
sorry -I'm venting
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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Think they are only there for the week..... Might even be enjoying from the sounds of it, good on em too....
A whole 7 days in swanage is right up there in my top 10 worst nightmares
having to speak to my stepdad every day for a week
randomly bumping into people I went to school with who were too lazy or stupid to leave and pretending that I remember them fondly
realising that in the 15 years since I left it's barely changed
sorry -I'm venting
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was it your step dad that had the sheep -= or was he the taxi driver???? |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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was it your step dad that had the sheep -= or was he the taxi driver????"
far far far far worse
officious jobsworth low-grade civil servant
How I miss those long evenings of intellectual discussion and witty repartie
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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was it your step dad that had the sheep -= or was he the taxi driver????
far far far far worse
officious jobsworth low-grade civil servant
How I miss those long evenings of intellectual discussion and witty repartie
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You shouldda been with us in our camp then - MUCH more fun x |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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was it your step dad that had the sheep -= or was he the taxi driver????
far far far far worse
officious jobsworth low-grade civil servant
How I miss those long evenings of intellectual discussion and witty repartie
You shouldda been with us in our camp then - MUCH more fun x"
I love camping - which site were you on? |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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was it your step dad that had the sheep -= or was he the taxi driver????
far far far far worse
officious jobsworth low-grade civil servant
How I miss those long evenings of intellectual discussion and witty repartie
You shouldda been with us in our camp then - MUCH more fun x
I love camping - which site were you on?"
BurnBake, near Corfe |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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I love camping - which site were you on?
BurnBake, near Corfe"
dont know that one - I usual stay on the Herston Yards site - then tell my folks I'm just down for the day - and go diving and have dinner at The Cauldron the next night.
but 2 nights there is plenty for me |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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I love camping - which site were you on?
BurnBake, near Corfe
dont know that one - I usual stay on the Herston Yards site - then tell my folks I'm just down for the day - and go diving and have dinner at The Cauldron the next night.
but 2 nights there is plenty for me "
as i said - you didnt cam p with us.....2 nights would not have been enough.....AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND YA MOTHER STILL would not have known!!!! |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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as i said - you didnt cam p with us.....2 nights would not have been enough.....AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND YA MOTHER STILL would not have known!!!!"
Its not my mum I'm worried about!
Knowing my her, if she found out what I was up to she'd probably slip me a blisterpack of viagra from my stepdad's stash (he's diabetic so gets em free on the NHS) and tell me to dissappear and go have fun before he got home.
apparently acrons never fall too far from the tree
How those two ever ended up together is beyond me.
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no hangovers tho hahahahahahahahaha