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By *iandsylvia OP   Couple  over a year ago

Ely

What am I? I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I? Why, I am your very own...Toothbrush! What were you thinking, you pervert?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Toothbrush ,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Now if you are talking an electric toothbrush it works wonders and always hits the right spot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Now if you are talking an electric toothbrush it works wonders and always hits the right spot "

Where the hell are Your teeth

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


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Where the hell are Your teeth "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wish we had been allowed guesses. I thought mop then, wallpaper paste brush. I feel very let down and would like a riddle without an answer next please.

No, scratch that. I'm writing to my local MP.

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By *iandsylvia OP   Couple  over a year ago

Ely


"I wish we had been allowed guesses. I thought mop then, wallpaper paste brush. I feel very let down and would like a riddle without an answer next please.

No, scratch that. I'm writing to my local MP."

Just for you lol

What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky ?

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"I wish we had been allowed guesses. I thought mop then, wallpaper paste brush. I feel very let down and would like a riddle without an answer next please.

No, scratch that. I'm writing to my local MP.

Just for you lol

What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky ? "

Chewing gum.

Whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out yer pyjamas?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yer grandma

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I knew a girl who liked to put toothpaste on her Toy. Said it gave the most amazing tingle!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I knew a girl who liked to put toothpaste on her Toy. Said it gave the most amazing tingle!!"

and a minty fresh pussy

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By *iandsylvia OP   Couple  over a year ago

Ely

What start with a C end with a T, is oval, hairy, and delicious, and has a thin white liquid?

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"What start with a C end with a T, is oval, hairy, and delicious, and has a thin white liquid?"

Coconut.

Do i win any bounty?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I knew a girl who liked to put toothpaste on her Toy. Said it gave the most amazing tingle!!

and a minty fresh pussy"

You should have seen her gargle ...

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh yes tingly goodness I have a spare toothbrush in my goody draw.

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

What winks, and fucks like a Tiger?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Miow

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By *iandsylvia OP   Couple  over a year ago

Ely

How many animals can you fit into a pair of knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How many animals can you fit into a pair of knickers?"

All of them except Alan Price.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1 pussy or beaver and several hares (hairs)- just no hairs in mine!

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Miow"

We have a winner.

(but 'Miaow'? where do you get your Tigers??)

Grrr.

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"How many animals can you fit into a pair of knickers?

All of them except Alan Price."

*sound of younger forumites googling Alan Price*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Miow

We have a winner.

(but 'Miaow'? where do you get your Tigers??)

Grrr."

This Tiger has a sore throat, will roar later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Now if you are talking an electric toothbrush it works wonders and always hits the right spot "
some one told me that the other day, still need to see for myself though

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