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What on earth would you say?

By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

If you were out with some swinging friends, in the 'real' world, you saw a vanilla chum and they said "How do you know these people"?

There might be a prize for the best suggestion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m escorting them on day release?

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"I’m escorting them on day release? "

I like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we are having a 3sum , fancy joining us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd say they're my larping buddies lol

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

I tell my family and friends that I’m on a dating site that’s for people who like punk rock and metal music and they have a forum where we all chat. This is actually true but I blend my fab life into it too and say I’m going to see friends I’ve met on there and when I go to Chams, it’s a rock club (I don’t mention the name).

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"we are having a 3sum , fancy joining us"

What if there were more of you?

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"I'd say they're my larping buddies lol"

What is larping?

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"I tell my family and friends that I’m on a dating site that’s for people who like punk rock and metal music and they have a forum where we all chat. This is actually true but I blend my fab life into it too and say I’m going to see friends I’ve met on there and when I go to Chams, it’s a rock club (I don’t mention the name).

So if you were out but with swingers what might you say?

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

So if you were out but with swingers what might you say?

That they were my friends from the other site

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"So if you were out but with swingers what might you say?

That they were my friends from the other site "

Punks and rockers?

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"So if you were out but with swingers what might you say?

That they were my friends from the other site

Punks and rockers?

I know what you mean but there’s plenty of people into that music who no longer look like punks and rockers just regular people

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By *ack2071Man over a year ago

bromsgrove

"I'd say they're my larping buddies lol

What is larping?

Live action roleplaying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You see we're swingers, and so are they, we met on a website called FAB swingers and we arranged to meet them tonight hoping that we could all end up in the same bed later for a filthy 4some/3some. So, if you don't mind could you bugger off and I'll call you tomorrow and tell you all about it! Ciao"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Walking group

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Business clients

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

""You see we're swingers, and so are they, we met on a website called FAB swingers and we arranged to meet them tonight hoping that we could all end up in the same bed later for a filthy 4some/3some. So, if you don't mind could you bugger off and I'll call you tomorrow and tell you all about it! Ciao"

Oh the truth that's a novel idea

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

In a similar vein, there's a local pub band we used to go and see a lot when we could get a babysitter, who naturally became our "what we were doing" when we started all *this*.

That worked well until we took our daughter to see them at a charity event and they came up and said "haven't seen you guys for ages!!" Ooppps!!!

To answer the OP I think it would depend who the people that saw me out with swingers were, but would probably just say they were people I used to work with or similar.

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"So if you were out but with swingers what might you say?

That they were my friends from the other site

Punks and rockers?

I know what you mean but there’s plenty of people into that music who no longer look like punks and rockers just regular people

You're right, I like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

According to some guy on the Scottish forum, this happened to him on three separate occasions last night!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh the truth that's a novel idea

Honesty is the best policy

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"I'd say they're my larping buddies lol

What is larping?

Live action roleplaying "

Like battle re-enactments?

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By *ack2071Man over a year ago

bromsgrove

Well were all members of a special interest group who have a passion about model trains and tunnels were just having a get together to discuss the best lubrication for hornby trains so the engines run smoothley and kept in good nick so they last longer and go faster plus's if there's any way we can keep them going for longer .

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

I should have said but you can't tell the truth

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"Walking group"

Good one

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"Business clients"

Another plausible one

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

Oh the truth that's a novel idea

Too novel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it were my daughters, my siblings or my closest friends I would tell them the truth.

Anyone else I would say they are my friends from my self help group.

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

I'm a cult leader and these are my disciples.

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By *queekyCheesyCouple over a year ago

newark

With my lack of filter.. probably something they would faint over

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

In a similar vein, there's a local pub band we used to go and see a lot when we could get a babysitter, who naturally became our "what we were doing" when we started all *this*.

That worked well until we took our daughter to see them at a charity event and they came up and said "haven't seen you guys for ages!!" Ooppps!!!

To answer the OP I think it would depend who the people that saw me out with swingers were, but would probably just say they were people I used to work with or similar."

Good story

. I'll take the people I used to work with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wondered about larping.

Had this issue from a certain fet site on munches. I used to say it was a group for self help or business advice. You get plenty of variety of people in that.

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By *ack2071Man over a year ago

bromsgrove

"I'd say they're my larping buddies lol

What is larping?

Live action roleplaying

Like battle re-enactments?"

Sort of its like acting star wars or something you wish to dress up and be the characters . kind of dress up for adults

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"Well were all members of a special interest group who have a passion about model trains and tunnels were just having a get together to discuss the best lubrication for hornby trains so the engines run smoothley and kept in good nick so they last longer and go faster plus's if there's any way we can keep them going for longer ."

Trains in tunnels?

Trainspotters it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These are my partners in crime, we’re planning on robbing the Bank of England. If you keep quiet we’ll cut you in on the haul x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right, didn't read the bit about not telling the truth.

My daughters would know any lie I made up, because they know who I know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhh these? I picked them up from the side of the road, they asked if I wanted a good time, I don’t really know what to do with them to be honest, they keep following me and touching my arse....can you help please?!

Geeky x

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By *ack2071Man over a year ago

bromsgrove

Book club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Behind closed doors, we all fuck each other'

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"If it were my daughters, my siblings or my closest friends I would tell them the truth.

Anyone else I would say they are my friends from my self help group. "

This one can get you into some deep water but it's good

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"I'm a cult leader and these are my disciples. "

Now this is great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I might be able to get away with saying you lot are old colleagues from the school I worked at. They ain't stupid though.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"If you were out with some swinging friends, in the 'real' world, you saw a vanilla chum and they said "How do you know these people"?

There might be a prize for the best suggestion

Would people really ask that? I doubt it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Start singing “We’re having a gangbang’

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"I wondered about larping.

Had this issue from a certain fet site on munches. I used to say it was a group for self help or business advice. You get plenty of variety of people in that. "

Business advice group is good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'Behind closed doors, we all fuck each other' "

Maybe that's how I should have put it

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"I'd say they're my larping buddies lol

What is larping?

Live action roleplaying

Like battle re-enactments?

Sort of its like acting star wars or something you wish to dress up and be the characters . kind of dress up for adults "

It works

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"These are my partners in crime, we’re planning on robbing the Bank of England. If you keep quiet we’ll cut you in on the haul x

Love it

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"Right, didn't read the bit about not telling the truth.

My daughters would know any lie I made up, because they know who I know.

I only added it later

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"Ohhh these? I picked them up from the side of the road, they asked if I wanted a good time, I don’t really know what to do with them to be honest, they keep following me and touching my arse....can you help please?!

Geeky x

A bunch of people I picked up in the street

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it were my daughters, my siblings or my closest friends I would tell them the truth.

Anyone else I would say they are my friends from my self help group.

This one can get you into some deep water but it's good

My girls know I go to Tea Parties

I have to book time off from them.

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"Book club"

Very good

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By *otlovefun42Couple over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

We have actually had this happen to us.

At the Benidorm fiesta last year we bumped into a couple we know from the swinger parties we go to here in Spain.

They were with their daughter who, quite quickly, asked us "how do you know my mum and dad?"

We, and they, mumbled something about a local bar in Torrevieja and she seemed to swallow it (the story you dirty sods

)

Phew!!!

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"My girls know I go to Tea Parties

I have to book time off from them."

Glad you do

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"We have actually had this happen to us.

At the Benidorm fiesta last year we bumped into a couple we know from the swinger parties we go to here in Spain.

They were with their daughter who, quite quickly, asked us "how do you know my mum and dad?"

We, and they, mumbled something about a local bar in Torrevieja and she seemed to swallow it (the story you dirty sods

)

Phew!!!

I'll go with we met in a bar in Spain

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"If you were out with some swinging friends, in the 'real' world, you saw a vanilla chum and they said "How do you know these people"?

There might be a prize for the best suggestion

Just about all our vanilla friends know so I'd be honest.

Well we are having a few drinks before we go and fuck each other.. Want to join us?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Given I imagine the reason for this post...is naturally..you can't just say your a swinger.

So partly that would depend upon how...your fellow swinging people are dressed. In normal everyday clothes...one could easily concoct a story.. perhaps in an area of dislike by this person from vanilla world..this way to get rid of them quickly.

Perhaps given I would imagine. If you are talking personally here. Then I think some of your vanilla friends maybe hard to convince.

That said...you could go with.. quickly with me..... grabbing their arm... pulling them away...and follow with...I'm sorry I've not told you...I was contacted by someone from local government asking could I help them gain access to a group of people that meet up and drink tea together, however behind all this, it's working against government, as silly as it my sound ( as you whisper in your friends ear) you know how I love drinking tea...well I posted on a forum some comments about tea and here we are. I have to report back. Its all so secretive. ( Back to normal voice) I was actually sacred you would blow my cover. See that man over there. The home officer I deal with said stay away from him and if he hands you a tea, never drink it.

You just need attention to little details is all.

Ask your friend to go,not tell anyone, walk quickly and calmly away, please (whisper in ear) don't get followed...hold hand on arm...grip their arm tight and say for god's sake don't get followed...they will leave ok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say they're my larping buddies lol"

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"Just about all our vanilla friends know so I'd be honest.

Well we are having a few drinks before we go and fuck each other.. Want to join us? "

Pretend it's a vanilla boss or client, someone you don't normally tell

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"Given I imagine the reason for this post...is naturally..you can't just say your a swinger.

Perhaps given I would imagine. If you are talking personally here. Then I think some of your vanilla friends maybe hard to convince.

You just need attention to little details is all.

I like this, but I'm hoping to paraphrase it. And yes you're on the right tract

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"grip their arm tight and say for god's sake don't get followed...they will leave ok

I like this, but I'm hoping to paraphrase it. And yes you're on the right tract

How abut we're Government tea inspectors?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Just about all our vanilla friends know so I'd be honest.

Well we are having a few drinks before we go and fuck each other.. Want to join us?

Pretend it's a vanilla boss or client, someone you don't normally tell

I'm too honest for that the only people that don't know are my children due to their ages.

Sorry it's not a witty answer

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

These are some of my swingy friends.

Unless it was my parents and then I’d call them my ‘camping’ friends!

Oh the memories from SwingCamp!

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"I'm too honest for that the only people that don't know are my children due to their ages.

Sorry it's not a witty answer "

Not a problem at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"grip their arm tight and say for god's sake don't get followed...they will leave ok

I like this, but I'm hoping to paraphrase it. And yes you're on the right tract

How abut we're Government tea inspectors?"

No..better with contacted by clipper teas to do market research. Your working, can't talk, that guy over there is your boss..must go. We should catch up sometime..have a tea..call me...must dash

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"These are some of my swingy friends.

Unless it was my parents and then I’d call them my ‘camping’ friends!

Oh the memories from SwingCamp!

I'll go with camping friends

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"grip their arm tight and say for god's sake don't get followed...they will leave ok

I like this, but I'm hoping to paraphrase it. And yes you're on the right tract

How abut we're Government tea inspectors?

No..better with contacted by clipper teas to do market research. Your working, can't talk, that guy over there is your boss..must go. We should catch up sometime..have a tea..call me...must dash"

Secrete Clipper tea market research?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"grip their arm tight and say for god's sake don't get followed...they will leave ok

I like this, but I'm hoping to paraphrase it. And yes you're on the right tract

How abut we're Government tea inspectors?

No..better with contacted by clipper teas to do market research. Your working, can't talk, that guy over there is your boss..must go. We should catch up sometime..have a tea..call me...must dash

Secrete Clipper tea market research?"

Yeah sounds about right

But tbh surprised you don't do that already. Least get free tea for all events

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In fact I'd be contacting all tea reps UK etc ask for samples..u can hand out... people an try... you will

L also get loads of free tea for doing so

Is lots you could benefit from tea wise

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"In fact I'd be contacting all tea reps UK etc ask for samples..u can hand out... people an try... you will

L also get loads of free tea for doing so

Is lots you could benefit from tea wise"

I like this idea too

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Met at fab club... Shhh.. What happens in fab club stays in fab club...

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

This crosses my mind everytime we have the lounge social in Manchester! I think what would I say if I saw my friends or workmates....still haven't come up with anything!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In fact I'd be contacting all tea reps UK etc ask for samples..u can hand out... people an try... you will

L also get loads of free tea for doing so

Is lots you could benefit from tea wise

I like this idea too

Well your free to use it and if you want any advice or any other ideas. I'm about.

Perhaps if something comes of it...I could get a VIP invite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh the truth that's a novel idea

"
sometimes telling the truth is a good ploy... As people look at you and say " yeah right "

And actually I'd say " what people... I see dead people "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say they're my larping buddies lol

What is larping?

It's a geek term for people who like to do live action role play. The vanilla person will instantly get bored and walk away lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This crosses my mind everytime we have the lounge social in Manchester! I think what would I say if I saw my friends or workmates....still haven't come up with anything!

Another smoking hot female to grace the pages of fab. Very alluring body. Beautiful figure no doubt

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Smoooooooth!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smoooooooth!

It's how I like to roll

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"sometimes telling the truth is a good ploy... As people look at you and say " yeah right ""

This is very true, so "we're swingers" works

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So recently I went on a social meet, (I’m no longer playing alone) we ended up getting very d*unk and I decided to tell the entire bar that we’d met on a swingers site. Needless to say my pal was mortified but saw the funny side. We’re now really good mates and regularly get d*unk together and I’m with J now.

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"Perhaps if something comes of it...I could get a VIP invite

We don't do many VIP invites

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"Met at fab club... Shhh.. What happens in fab club stays in fab club... "

I'll alter that to "we met in a nightclub"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perhaps if something comes of it...I could get a VIP invite

We don't do many VIP invites

Exclusive I like that touch

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"This crosses my mind everytime we have the lounge social in Manchester! I think what would I say if I saw my friends or workmates....still haven't come up with anything!

You're getting help in the thread

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"So recently I went on a social meet, (I’m no longer playing alone) we ended up getting very d*unk and I decided to tell the entire bar that we’d met on a swingers site. Needless to say my pal was mortified but saw the funny side. We’re now really good mates and regularly get d*unk together and I’m with J now.

Do you go back to that pub?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"This crosses my mind everytime we have the lounge social in Manchester! I think what would I say if I saw my friends or workmates....still haven't come up with anything!

We met in a pub and became friends.

You liked my shoes and we started chatting

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

If meeting friends when with other swingers is bad

I was asked to give a bride away at her wedding

It's fun giving the father of the bride speech about some one you have shagged

and also when other relatives asked how you met

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"If meeting friends when with other swingers is bad

I was asked to give a bride away at her wedding

It's fun giving the father of the bride speech about some one you have shagged

and also when other relatives asked how you met

Yikes, what did you say?

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"This crosses my mind everytime we have the lounge social in Manchester! I think what would I say if I saw my friends or workmates....still haven't come up with anything!

We met in a pub and became friends.

You liked my shoes and we started chatting "

Ha they always say the best lies don't veer far from the truth! I loved your shoes

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"This crosses my mind everytime we have the lounge social in Manchester! I think what would I say if I saw my friends or workmates....still haven't come up with anything!

Another smoking hot female to grace the pages of fab. Very alluring body. Beautiful figure no doubt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This crosses my mind everytime we have the lounge social in Manchester! I think what would I say if I saw my friends or workmates....still haven't come up with anything!

Another smoking hot female to grace the pages of fab. Very alluring body. Beautiful figure no doubt

Like to be lay next to your open fire... exploring such a sexy body. I imagine it's a wood burner...tiny in corner of your sexy picture.. sitting on table edge..on floor.. looks like tools for a wood burner...you lay on perhaps a sheep skin rug.. some candles flickering away...my hands on your skin...over a beautiful frame... how nice a Saturday night that would be

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought we'd decided it was a self-help group? You just tell the friends/colleagues you're there as a volunteer to help the afflicted.

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By *edoriartyCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

"This crosses my mind everytime we have the lounge social in Manchester! I think what would I say if I saw my friends or workmates....still haven't come up with anything!

Another smoking hot female to grace the pages of fab. Very alluring body. Beautiful figure no doubt

Sounds alright I suppose

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"This crosses my mind everytime we have the lounge social in Manchester! I think what would I say if I saw my friends or workmates....still haven't come up with anything!

Another smoking hot female to grace the pages of fab. Very alluring body. Beautiful figure no doubt

Sounds alright I suppose

Nice avatar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you go back to that pub?"

Yeah all the time lol

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple over a year ago

South Wales

I'd do an Alan Partridge and act shocked... "Lynne! These people are sex swoppers!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This crosses my mind everytime we have the lounge social in Manchester! I think what would I say if I saw my friends or workmates....still haven't come up with anything!

Another smoking hot female to grace the pages of fab. Very alluring body. Beautiful figure no doubt

Sounds alright I suppose

Yes in days gone by for myself. Sadly no longer dwell in a cottage with a woodburner and miles of countryside.

That said is still rural here just no woodburner..also single...back then long term

.is different.

So having looked at your pictures..profile..

Mrs sexy,but what's your idea of classy? Which noticed you have down

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

I would probably say I just bumped into them and all the Women look/act right dirty bitches, They have been feeling me up all night,

I recon I'm getting some tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will say they keep following me around. I can't get rid of them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm a cult leader and these are my disciples. "

Why, every time you mean n do you put an l ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought we'd decided it was a self-help group? You just tell the friends/colleagues you're there as a volunteer to help the afflicted.

I can't remember what I told the barmaid at the last STP. She caught me off guard.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm a cult leader and these are my disciples.

Why, every time you mean n do you put an l ?"

N'm a cult leader?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a cult leader and these are my disciples.

Why, every time you mean n do you put an l ?"

I banned cunts at New Year. Didn't you get the memo?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I thought we'd decided it was a self-help group? You just tell the friends/colleagues you're there as a volunteer to help the afflicted.

I can't remember what I told the barmaid at the last STP. She caught me off guard."

I'm sure I read it was a self-help group.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you were out with some swinging friends, in the 'real' world, you saw a vanilla chum and they said "How do you know these people"?

There might be a prize for the best suggestion

Obvs as I am a lady they'd be my gardeners.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm a cult leader and these are my disciples.

Why, every time you mean n do you put an l ?

I banned cunts at New Year. Didn't you get the memo?"

Ah! it's an L not an I.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a cult leader and these are my disciples.

Why, every time you mean n do you put an l ?

I banned cunts at New Year. Didn't you get the memo?

Ah! it's an L not an I."

Yea. Cunts

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

I used to meet photography geeks from a different website (obviously!) and we all had our cameras on the table at every meet up. Just take an innocent prop with you.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm a cult leader and these are my disciples.

Why, every time you mean n do you put an l ?

I banned cunts at New Year. Didn't you get the memo?"

Course not. You correctly used a self addressed envelope.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I used to meet photography geeks from a different website (obviously!) and we all had our cameras on the table at every meet up. Just take an innocent prop with you.

I'd hate to think what some might bring as their 'innocent' prop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a cult leader and these are my disciples.

Why, every time you mean n do you put an l ?

I banned cunts at New Year. Didn't you get the memo?

Course not. You correctly used a self addressed envelope. "

I emailed it! This isn't 1960 you know

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I used to meet photography geeks from a different website (obviously!) and we all had our cameras on the table at every meet up. Just take an innocent prop with you.

My prop has been debauched.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to meet photography geeks from a different website (obviously!) and we all had our cameras on the table at every meet up. Just take an innocent prop with you.

I'd hate to think what some might bring as their 'innocent' prop.

I'm thinking dog collars and cucumbers.

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I used to meet photography geeks from a different website (obviously!) and we all had our cameras on the table at every meet up. Just take an innocent prop with you.

I'd hate to think what some might bring as their 'innocent' prop.

I now have a mental image of several dildos and a load of nipple clamps surrounding old fashioned teacups and saucers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to meet photography geeks from a different website (obviously!) and we all had our cameras on the table at every meet up. Just take an innocent prop with you.

My prop has been debauched. "

Stop using your cucumbers as dildos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to meet photography geeks from a different website (obviously!) and we all had our cameras on the table at every meet up. Just take an innocent prop with you.

So when I lived new town for many years. Did our paths cross at meetups. Ever get film developed just top leith walk I wonder.

Also begs thought. Sunday night's you ever taste it up lol was member from day one in vaults before all moves but went right thru years lived new town

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I used to meet photography geeks from a different website (obviously!) and we all had our cameras on the table at every meet up. Just take an innocent prop with you.

My prop has been debauched.

Stop using your cucumbers as dildos

I've never tried a cucumber. Are they good ?

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"I used to meet photography geeks from a different website (obviously!) and we all had our cameras on the table at every meet up. Just take an innocent prop with you.

My prop has been debauched.

Stop using your cucumbers as dildos

I've never tried a cucumber. Are they good ?"

They don't snore, fart or try to make conversation when you're trying to sleep. So, yeah.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to meet photography geeks from a different website (obviously!) and we all had our cameras on the table at every meet up. Just take an innocent prop with you.

My prop has been debauched.

Stop using your cucumbers as dildos

If you put pepper on the skin.

I've never tried a cucumber. Are they good ?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find it best when you say nothing at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do people actually ask that?! I don't think I have ever asked or been asked that question. I would tell em to not be so bloody nosey! Or tell them we met at anger management classes maybe...or if all ladies..maybe prison

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Thay are good friends of mine from a on line groop I'm part of

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it were my daughters, my siblings or my closest friends I would tell them the truth.

Anyone else I would say they are my friends from my self help group. "

Yeah, met them at meditation. That's an answer I could get away with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say they're my larping buddies lol

What is larping?

Live action roleplaying

Like battle re-enactments?"

No more like dungeons and dragons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, I’m just here to pick Lacey up, it’s some group she’s part off. Not really sure what they do but that little cute girl sat with Lacey likes my hands and called me “tolerable”

Anyway... must dash, bonjourno!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Oh, I’m just here to pick Lacey up, it’s some group she’s part off. Not really sure what they do but that little cute girl sat with Lacey likes my hands and called me “tolerable”

Anyway... must dash, bonjourno!"

Someone said that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about....

"Oh these two, they're Swingers you know..but I'm not that into them"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, I’m just here to pick Lacey up, it’s some group she’s part off. Not really sure what they do but that little cute girl sat with Lacey likes my hands and called me “tolerable”

Anyway... must dash, bonjourno!

Someone said that?

Not someone... theone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Internet chat forum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you were out with some swinging friends, in the 'real' world, you saw a vanilla chum and they said "How do you know these people"?

There might be a prize for the best suggestion

I know lots of people ‘from the gym’.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Oh, I’m just here to pick Lacey up, it’s some group she’s part off. Not really sure what they do but that little cute girl sat with Lacey likes my hands and called me “tolerable”

Anyway... must dash, bonjourno!

Someone said that?

Not someone... theone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flat Earth Witnesses, knocked on my door to save me from falling off the edge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're members of the same club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At the last stp I told the inquisitive public that we were a lunch club that didn't lunch

Not sure they believed me though!

Peach x

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

In the words of Alan Partridge we are sex people. Step into our office, there's room for one more.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Stand Up comedy class out to gather material.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At the last stp I told the inquisitive public that we were a lunch club that didn't lunch

Not sure they believed me though!

Peach x"

We’re the Secret Tea Party would have done for that

However they might find out the truth via Google with that one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At the last stp I told the inquisitive public that we were a lunch club that didn't lunch

Not sure they believed me though!

Peach x

We’re the Secret Tea Party would have done for that

However they might find out the truth via Google with that one."

Nope the secret would be safe

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By *acy69Woman over a year ago

Letterkenny

Well if u act suspicious then ull look suspicious... just continue on chatting... our families friends do not (thankfully) need to know everything we do. And as long as Ur not actually having sex or at least discretely no one needs to know differently...

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The safest stories are those that stick as close to the truth as possible which is why we blend our swinging activities with things in our real lives

As Walter Scott said "oh what tangle web we weave when first we practice to deceive"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah these are my swinging friends from Fab. Watch that one though, she gets a bit over excited with paddles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"we are having a 3sum , fancy joining us

What if there were more of you?"

Same answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They kid n4pp3d me, send help

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

It's happened... I just said we met on an online forum for crazy people

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By *hinypants77Man over a year ago

Leeds

I was meeting a couple in a bar. When I was arriving the husband called me and said they had bumped into a friend who was now having a drink with them and wasn’t getting the message to leave. Said it was fine to join but to play it cool and not let on.

I only knew the couples Fab names at the time. First question their mate asked was ‘how do you guys know each other’?

I just laughed and said I’ll let ‘Dave’ tell that story! Quickly pivoting to another topic.

Thought the other guy would never leave. Was quite funny actually and the wife was feeling my leg under the table.

If in doubt just bluff it with confidence!

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

I would tell someone that we are part of a self-help group, but we sadly do not get government funding...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd say they were my fellow brothers & sisters, produce The Watchtower from my handbag & ask my vanilla friends if they wish to join our bible study.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say they were my fellow brothers & sisters, produce The Watchtower from my handbag & ask my vanilla friends if they wish to join our bible study."

That would have me running for the hills.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"If you were out with some swinging friends, in the 'real' world, you saw a vanilla chum and they said "How do you know these people"?

There might be a prize for the best suggestion

If your vanilla friend thinks you're innocent the best answer is to tell the truth but in an exaggerated way.

Your friend will just laugh and think you're joking

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Merton

Time and day also matters. what if you were out at night and one of the ladies is wearing a suggestive dress, what do you say?

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By *revorAndTraceyCouple over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

Their from church. We're off to do some singing and preaching in the street. You can join us if you confess your sins publicly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say they were my fellow brothers & sisters, produce The Watchtower from my handbag & ask my vanilla friends if they wish to join our bible study.

That would have me running for the hills."

Guarenteed that the vanilla friend wouldnt ask again.

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Merton

simple answer work colleague.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you were out with some swinging friends, in the 'real' world, you saw a vanilla chum and they said "How do you know these people"?

There might be a prize for the best suggestion

Who got the prize?

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By *mmabluTV/TS over a year ago

upton wirral

"If you were out with some swinging friends, in the 'real' world, you saw a vanilla chum and they said "How do you know these people"?

There might be a prize for the best suggestion

"
How would your friend know they are swingers?

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"I'd say they were my fellow brothers & sisters, produce The Watchtower from my handbag & ask my vanilla friends if they wish to join our bible study.

That would have me running for the hills."

It's a really good one though

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"If you were out with some swinging friends, in the 'real' world, you saw a vanilla chum and they said "How do you know these people"?

There might be a prize for the best suggestion

Who got the prize?

It's not over yet

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"If you were out with some swinging friends, in the 'real' world, you saw a vanilla chum and they said "How do you know these people"?

There might be a prize for the best suggestion

How would your friend know they are swingers?"

They don't, that's the point.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who?.. these folks?... errrrmmmm... They are lost!... yes, and ... and I am showing them the way to... to, the club. Yes the club.

Which club?... Oh just a late one. Y'know.

Why are we arm in arm?... because... because this lady is actually blind!... yes. Blind. Ummmm... Bye!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Who?.. these folks?... errrrmmmm... They are lost!... yes, and ... and I am showing them the way to... to, the club. Yes the club.

Which club?... Oh just a late one. Y'know.

Why are we arm in arm?... because... because this lady is actually blind!... yes. Blind. Ummmm... Bye!"

I'm sure I was leading you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They are my carers

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"They are my carers "

Good one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walking group"
.

So that's why you asked me to tuck my trousers into my socks

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"Walking group.

So that's why you asked me to tuck my trousers into my socks

Forward thinking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you were out with some swinging friends, in the 'real' world, you saw a vanilla chum and they said "How do you know these people"?

There might be a prize for the best suggestion

Be there and done that

Worse was my own daughter walked into Starbucks with her friends and saw me on a social!

I said an old school friend on one occasion and the other time, an ex work colleague.

I'm a qualified carpenter so my excuses were very believable.

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple over a year ago

London

"Be there and done that

Worse was my own daughter walked into Starbucks with her friends and saw me on a social!

I said an old school friend on one occasion and the other time, an ex work colleague.

I'm a qualified carpenter so my excuses were very believable.

I'll take old school friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's care in the community night organised by the local council lol

Or it's a club for people who are mad, bad or dangerous to know

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"It's care in the community night organised by the local council lol

Or it's a club for people who are mad, bad or dangerous to know

Like others have said, the truth is often the best way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you were out with some swinging friends, in the 'real' world, you saw a vanilla chum and they said "How do you know these people"?

There might be a prize for the best suggestion

I’ll let you know Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think I'd just go down the route of I do know other people. Get over yourself.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"If you were out with some swinging friends, in the 'real' world, you saw a vanilla chum and they said "How do you know these people"?

There might be a prize for the best suggestion

I’ll let you know Saturday

You will as it happens

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Think I'd just go down the route of I do know other people. Get over yourself. "

Not polite enough for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you were out with some swinging friends, in the 'real' world, you saw a vanilla chum and they said "How do you know these people"?

There might be a prize for the best suggestion

I’ll let you know Saturday

You will as it happens

Last tea party the bar staff kept asking everyone. I heard one guess ‘I bet they’re swingers’

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan over a year ago

here

Is it a school reunion? This is what I asked when I was “introduced” to everyone 4 years ago

Seemed to be a plausible cover ...

Had me, until someone blurted out the truth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it a school reunion? This is what I asked when I was “introduced” to everyone 4 years ago

Seemed to be a plausible cover ...

Had me, until someone blurted out the truth

At fab socials the ages can be very varied. From the young and beautiful

to the old and not so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it a school reunion? This is what I asked when I was “introduced” to everyone 4 years ago

Seemed to be a plausible cover ...

Had me, until someone blurted out the truth

Is it really 4 years?! That was a mad afternoon.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan over a year ago

here

Yes 4 years - Kindly reminded by lickety, just the other day .

How time passes when your havin fun at a school reunion

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