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Does my neighbour watch porn?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Does my neighbour not watch porn? I’m a plumber and she asked me to take a look at her sink. I’ve been here an hour and I’m still trying to fix it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does my neighbour not watch porn? I’m a plumber and she asked me to take a look at her sink. I’ve been here an hour and I’m still trying to fix it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does my neighbour not watch porn? I’m a plumber and she asked me to take a look at her sink. I’ve been here an hour and I’m still trying to fix it

Stop texting and fix it then!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

"Does my neighbour not watch porn? I’m a plumber and she asked me to take a look at her sink. I’ve been here an hour and I’m still trying to fix it

What

She hasn't asked to hold your pipe yet or positioned herself over you not wearing knickers

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By *ylonhunterMan over a year ago

"Does my neighbour not watch porn? I’m a plumber and she asked me to take a look at her sink. I’ve been here an hour and I’m still trying to fix it

Great plumber!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Haha I know done now. Just having a cuppa

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Does my neighbour not watch porn? I’m a plumber and she asked me to take a look at her sink. I’ve been here an hour and I’m still trying to fix it

That actually made me chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does my neighbour not watch porn? I’m a plumber and she asked me to take a look at her sink. I’ve been here an hour and I’m still trying to fix it

That actually made me chuckle! "

Lol I’m glad it did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stupid some people

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Have you not slipped out of some of the clothing yet?

You nerd to get him or her to come and review the problem at close quarters, the water wets them so that they also undress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't suppose you do naked plumbing by chance

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

Shouldn't have shaved off the moustache

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't suppose you do naked plumbing by chance

For you? Anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't suppose you do naked plumbing by chance

For you? Anything

Bingo. My shower leaks. You would definitely need to remove your clothes to fix it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't suppose you do naked plumbing by chance

For you? Anything

Bingo. My shower leaks. You would definitely need to remove your clothes to fix it

Oh really? Well I’m sure I could fix it and you could make sure it’s working while I’m there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I take it your not still at neighbours house OP. This could have been quite a thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does my neighbour not watch porn? I’m a plumber and she asked me to take a look at her sink. I’ve been here an hour and I’m still trying to fix it

Haha brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I do any plumbing? I am a quick learner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I take it your not still at neighbours house OP. This could have been quite a thread

Haha no afraid not. I tried every trick in the book too ffs lol

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

You should've asked her if she wanted you to check out her pipes with your big tool

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

If you didn't hear the "Bomb Chicka Wah Wah" in the background OP, it was never going to happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Any tips for next time anyone?

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

"Any tips for next time anyone?"

Ask her turn your stop cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't suppose you do naked plumbing by chance

For you? Anything

Bingo. My shower leaks. You would definitely need to remove your clothes to fix it

Oh really? Well I’m sure I could fix it and you could make sure it’s working while I’m there?

Would I get any discount?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Made me smile x good one x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too many jokes about it being wet downstairs that I could make

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By *orticiaWoman over a year ago

Wirral

I watch porn & I need a radiator moving ... do I qualify for this service?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any tips for next time anyone?

Ask her turn your stop cock

Haha good answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't suppose you do naked plumbing by chance

For you? Anything

Bingo. My shower leaks. You would definitely need to remove your clothes to fix it

Oh really? Well I’m sure I could fix it and you could make sure it’s working while I’m there?

Would I get any discount? "

I wouldn’t charge you. We’d have to come to agreement

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I watch porn & I need a radiator moving ... do I qualify for this service?! "

Depends what your intentions were

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any tips for next time anyone?"

Yes, Plumbers charge too much. Reduce your rates

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Too many jokes about it being wet downstairs that I could make

Haha. Let’s hear them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My favourite tantrum sex position is the plumber position.You're in all day and nobody comes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best post in a week

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Best post in a week

Pmsl"

Hahaha thank you.

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