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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago
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Be you short , tall , athletic , curvy , average , skinny, big tits , small tits , well hung , hung like a door mouse , bald , hairy just come in here and be nice , no pretentious arseholes tho , you're not welcome  |
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"Be you short , tall , athletic , curvy , average , skinny, big tits , small tits , well hung , hung like a door mouse , bald , hairy just come in here and be nice , no pretentious arseholes tho , you're not welcome "
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"*hides pretentious hairy matted arsehole*
You haven’t shaved it, you dirty bitch? "
I haven’t shaved any of it for quite some time... I’m like an unkempt reject from the 70’s and I’m embracing it (but washing it daily, sometimes twice when the itching starts) |
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"Be you short , tall , athletic , curvy , average , skinny, big tits , small tits , well hung , hung like a door mouse , bald , hairy just come in here and be nice , no pretentious arseholes tho , you're not welcome "
My arsehole is not pretentious although it does snore on occasion 
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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago
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"*hides pretentious hairy matted arsehole*
You haven’t shaved it, you dirty bitch?
I haven’t shaved any of it for quite some time... I’m like an unkempt reject from the 70’s and I’m embracing it (but washing it daily, sometimes twice when the itching starts) "
I bet it's like a throwback to greenham common round there  |
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"*hides pretentious hairy matted arsehole*
You haven’t shaved it, you dirty bitch?
I haven’t shaved any of it for quite some time... I’m like an unkempt reject from the 70’s and I’m embracing it (but washing it daily, sometimes twice when the itching starts)
I bet it's like a throwback to greenham common round there "
I dunno... does Greenham Common have molehills? |
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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago
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"*hides pretentious hairy matted arsehole*
You haven’t shaved it, you dirty bitch?
I haven’t shaved any of it for quite some time... I’m like an unkempt reject from the 70’s and I’m embracing it (but washing it daily, sometimes twice when the itching starts)
I bet it's like a throwback to greenham common round there
I dunno... does Greenham Common have molehills? "
  is it like one of those car seat covers from the 80's all made of wooden balls |
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"*hides pretentious hairy matted arsehole*
You haven’t shaved it, you dirty bitch?
I haven’t shaved any of it for quite some time... I’m like an unkempt reject from the 70’s and I’m embracing it (but washing it daily, sometimes twice when the itching starts)
I bet it's like a throwback to greenham common round there
I dunno... does Greenham Common have molehills?
is it like one of those car seat covers from the 80's all made of wooden balls "
Similar... there are different tones.... |
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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago
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"*hides pretentious hairy matted arsehole*
You haven’t shaved it, you dirty bitch?
I haven’t shaved any of it for quite some time... I’m like an unkempt reject from the 70’s and I’m embracing it (but washing it daily, sometimes twice when the itching starts)
I bet it's like a throwback to greenham common round there
I dunno... does Greenham Common have molehills?
is it like one of those car seat covers from the 80's all made of wooden balls
Similar... there are different tones.... "
Sweet corn for the yellow ?  |
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"*hides pretentious hairy matted arsehole*
You haven’t shaved it, you dirty bitch?
I haven’t shaved any of it for quite some time... I’m like an unkempt reject from the 70’s and I’m embracing it (but washing it daily, sometimes twice when the itching starts)
I bet it's like a throwback to greenham common round there
I dunno... does Greenham Common have molehills?
is it like one of those car seat covers from the 80's all made of wooden balls
Similar... there are different tones....
Sweet corn for the yellow ? "
Are you spying on me?! |
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"It was going so well till I realised I had to be nice. Fuck that
I didn't mention nice , just no pretentiousness "
"just come in here and be nice"... your words!
...I just can't do it! |
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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago
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"It was going so well till I realised I had to be nice. Fuck that
I didn't mention nice , just no pretentiousness
"just come in here and be nice"... your words!
...I just can't do it!"
My bad how about slightly pleasant ? |
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