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Is it unusual for men to shave their arseholes?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was telling a mate how my arsenal stung as I accidentally cut the inside of one my arsecheeks when shaving and he reacted with shock and said he'd never heard of any man shaving his arsehole.
The implication was that only gay men do, but I thought it was a basic hygiene thing that everyone did. It's quite unpleasant to think about what would happen when taking a shit and having it pass through matted hair. 
Do you (straight men) shave/wax your arseholes, or is this unusual? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're quite flexible then ? Or do you have a combination of mirrors and a leg cocked up on the sink"
No, it's easy, I just do it standing in the shower. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're quite flexible then ? Or do you have a combination of mirrors and a leg cocked up on the sink
It’s more like one of those robot lawn mowers with suckers for wheels  "
A face down on the bed and spread 'em job then |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Mercifully not a problem I've ever had to contend with as am pretty much hairless all over apart from the obvious places - don't think it's that unusual though from the number of places that do back, sack and crack waxes these days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know what they say. A man who tidys his house, expects visitors  "
He's not tidying the house, he's trimming the hedges and keeping the backyard free of debris. If he starts clearing the foyer of the backdoor, then he's expecting. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know men who shave theirs. I tell them no need to do it for my benefit because I like hair. "
So would you rim a man with a hairy arse, baring in my mind that there would be particles of human shit in the hair? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shaving your hoop? Nope, that is never happening.. Shaving my ball sack is delicate enough. Can't imagine trying to shave my hoop, i'd need to be in a hall of mirrors to be able to get a good look at what i was attempting!  |
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I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know what they say. A man who tidys his house, expects visitors
He's not tidying the house, he's trimming the hedges and keeping the backyard free of debris. If he starts clearing the foyer of the backdoor, then he's expecting. "
My bladder just cried.... a little  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem. "
I think I'd need most of my rib cage removed to be able to clean like my cats do... And with that thought I leave the thread  |
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I shave my balls and have a trim but shaving the bum is way too damn tricky and I haven’t time for that!
Could do with a back sack and crack wax off a professional. Wish Ms Wilkes was still about. |
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"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem.
I think I'd need most of my rib cage removed to be able to clean like my cats do... And with that thought I leave the thread "
Now I have a properly vivid mental image of a cat type pose with a razor! 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem.
I think I'd need most of my rib cage removed to be able to clean like my cats do... And with that thought I leave the thread
Now I have a properly vivid mental image of a cat type pose with a razor!
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Point that toe right to the sky |
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"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem.
I think I'd need most of my rib cage removed to be able to clean like my cats do... And with that thought I leave the thread
Now I have a properly vivid mental image of a cat type pose with a razor!
Point that toe right to the sky"
And look up indignantly without adjusting your position when you catch someone watching! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem.
I think I'd need most of my rib cage removed to be able to clean like my cats do... And with that thought I leave the thread
Now I have a properly vivid mental image of a cat type pose with a razor!
Point that toe right to the sky
And look up indignantly without adjusting your position when you catch someone watching! "
perfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem. "
Lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread has made my day. Some of you lot are feckin hilarious!
I have shaved the crack once, but it was impossible to get a clean shave, so was left with what felt like Velcro.
Since switching to a double edged "safety" razor, I'm not particularly fond of shaving down there at all now!
I might try veet, but heard so many horror stories about it, that I might just go feral. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It may be "normal" for you OP.
It may be beyond comprehension for others....
It's about personal choice not doing what you think is right wrong normal strange or what others think you "should" do....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem.
I think I'd need most of my rib cage removed to be able to clean like my cats do... And with that thought I leave the thread
Now I have a properly vivid mental image of a cat type pose with a razor!
Point that toe right to the sky
And look up indignantly without adjusting your position when you catch someone watching!
perfect "
When my furry felines do that I say they are busy playing the bagpipes |
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"I was telling a mate how my arsenal stung as I accidentally cut the inside of one my arsecheeks when shaving and he reacted with shock and said he'd never heard of any man shaving his arsehole.
The implication was that only gay men do, but I thought it was a basic hygiene thing that everyone did. It's quite unpleasant to think about what would happen when taking a shit and having it pass through matted hair.
Do you (straight men) shave/wax your arseholes, or is this unusual?"
My hubby trims his butt hair the same as his balls . |
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"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem. "
I have often wondered about really fat people; then I am forced to apply mind bleach.
Doctor Delerium |
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Being hairy, and having suffered the prickly grow-back once, I simply ensure I synchronise shits and showers!
Failing that a sink is useful. Though that got some looks in the public toilets at Liverpool Street the other day... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know men who shave theirs. I tell them no need to do it for my benefit because I like hair.
So would you rim a man with a hairy arse, baring in my mind that there would be particles of human shit in the hair?"
If he had shaved and didn't bathe there would still be shit particles on his arse. Hairy men bathe too you know. |
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"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem.
I have often wondered about really fat people; then I am forced to apply mind bleach.
Doctor Delerium"
I’m pretty sure they wipe their arse too. Applying bleach is a different thing! |
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I had it done once. It was so sore when the hairs started to grow back and the chaffing of the cheeks when i walked was unbearable. Always felt damp down there too. Plus I couldn't let the slightest fart out without doing a thunder clap. I've always left it natural back there, no need to shave it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I shave my balls and have a trim but shaving the bum is way too damn tricky and I haven’t time for that!
Could do with a back sack and crack wax off a professional. Wish Ms Wilkes was still about. "
She’s back |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem. "
Yeah but cats lick their own arses clean. |
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"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem.
Yeah but cats lick their own arses clean. "
Yeah... my point was that we don’t have to resort to that so there’s no real excuse for having a clarty crack. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being hairy, and having suffered the prickly grow-back once, I simply ensure I synchronise shits and showers!
Failing that a sink is useful. Though that got some looks in the public toilets at Liverpool Street the other day..."
Perfect use of alliteration there! |
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i do trim mine with my Braun shaver .
too awkward to actually shave it ..
i think gay guys keep their bums cleaner than straight guys for obvious reasons .. tho thats not the reason i refuse to meet straight men |
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