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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Personal messages and those who write to you, telling you thier profession.
Is it supposed to impress??
Do certain professions get laid more often than others? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personal messages and those who write to you, telling you thier profession.
Is it supposed to impress??
Do certain professions get laid more often than others?"
escorts  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Personal messages and those who write to you, telling you thier profession.
Is it supposed to impress??
Do certain professions get laid more often than others?
escorts "
lol...hmmm i kind of left it open for that one lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personal messages and those who write to you, telling you thier profession.
Is it supposed to impress??
Do certain professions get laid more often than others?
sorry ..... couldna help maself xx
escorts
lol...hmmm i kind of left it open for that one lol"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm an undertaker...... Beat that fooker then! 
actually that makes you incredibly attractive...grins...
i'd lay you out... anytime Mmmmmm  "
Oh god, i know I have fetishes but being embalmed isnt one of them! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's the trouble with being a telecoms engineer, there's no chance of using it is a double entendre with a view to moonshining and getting some action at the same time. Must change professions. I bet window cleaners get loads of 'action'!   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That's the trouble with being a telecoms engineer, there's no chance of using it is a double entendre with a view to moonshining and getting some action at the same time. Must change professions. I bet window cleaners get loads of 'action'! "
hmmmm reels of cabling available then eh...whats that like for tying lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an undertaker...... Beat that fooker then!
actually that makes you incredibly attractive...grins...
i'd lay you out... anytime Mmmmmm
Oh god, i know I have fetishes but being embalmed isnt one of them! lol"
Maybe a little preservatives in the right place maybe lol..... |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Personal messages and those who write to you, telling you thier profession.
Is it supposed to impress??
Do certain professions get laid more often than others?"
If I tell people I am (amongst other things) a pro masseuse... well gyess what... )) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personal messages and those who write to you, telling you thier profession.
Is it supposed to impress??
Do certain professions get laid more often than others?
If I tell people I am (amongst other things) a pro masseuse... well gyess what... ))"
they start talking to you in Swedish? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Personal messages and those who write to you, telling you thier profession.
Is it supposed to impress??
Do certain professions get laid more often than others?
If I tell people I am (amongst other things) a pro masseuse... well gyess what... ))
they start talking to you in Swedish?"
hahaha ... I wish... they invariably ask for a chance of a freebie... cheeky sods... |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
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"Personal messages and those who write to you, telling you thier profession.
Is it supposed to impress??
Do certain professions get laid more often than others?
escorts "
dont cortinas get laid then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personal messages and those who write to you, telling you thier profession.
Is it supposed to impress??
Do certain professions get laid more often than others?
If I tell people I am (amongst other things) a pro masseuse... well gyess what... ))"
No ........ Well now you mention it... did I mention my neck??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm an undertaker...... Beat that fooker then!
actually that makes you incredibly attractive...grins...
i'd lay you out... anytime Mmmmmm
Oh god, i know I have fetishes but being embalmed isnt one of them! lol
Maybe a little preservatives in the right place maybe lol..... "
ok , go on then you have talked me into it lol |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Personal messages and those who write to you, telling you thier profession.
Is it supposed to impress??
Do certain professions get laid more often than others?
If I tell people I am (amongst other things) a pro masseuse... well gyess what... ))
No ........ Well now you mention it... did I mention my neck??? "
Well... what would you like to ahve done to your neck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well I'm a vampire, so beat that for neck duties 
ok, you can have a bite and suck... I will take over and dig my fingers in after ..."
Only if you have those fantastic long nails  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"well I'm a vampire, so beat that for neck duties
ok, you can have a bite and suck... I will take over and dig my fingers in after ...
Only if you have those fantastic long nails "
Aw, I got that one wrong.. I thought it was meant to be pleasureable...? will make them grow.... the nails that is x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well I'm a vampire, so beat that for neck duties
ok, you can have a bite and suck... I will take over and dig my fingers in after ...
Only if you have those fantastic long nails
Aw, I got that one wrong.. I thought it was meant to be pleasureable...? will make them grow.... the nails that is x"
Oh it is ... you telling me you never been with a vampire? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"well I'm a vampire, so beat that for neck duties
ok, you can have a bite and suck... I will take over and dig my fingers in after ...
Only if you have those fantastic long nails
Aw, I got that one wrong.. I thought it was meant to be pleasureable...? will make them grow.... the nails that is x
Oh it is ... you telling me you never been with a vampire? "
sadly... sheltered life and all that.. but willing apprentice, Sir Alan!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well I'm a vampire, so beat that for neck duties
ok, you can have a bite and suck... I will take over and dig my fingers in after ...
Only if you have those fantastic long nails
Aw, I got that one wrong.. I thought it was meant to be pleasureable...? will make them grow.... the nails that is x
Oh it is ... you telling me you never been with a vampire?
sadly... sheltered life and all that.. but willing apprentice, Sir Alan!! "
I've read too many Anne Rice novels lol but I so wish they were real  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"well I'm a vampire, so beat that for neck duties
ok, you can have a bite and suck... I will take over and dig my fingers in after ...
Only if you have those fantastic long nails
Aw, I got that one wrong.. I thought it was meant to be pleasureable...? will make them grow.... the nails that is x
Oh it is ... you telling me you never been with a vampire?
sadly... sheltered life and all that.. but willing apprentice, Sir Alan!!
I've read too many Anne Rice novels lol but I so wish they were real "
That s it.. off to the library NOW... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh do it!! and while you're there, look up her psydenimie thingie that I canny spell lmao the Beauty novels, they're yummmmmmmmmmmmmmy!!! I blame/thank them for making me a slutwhore! |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm an undertaker...... Beat that fooker then!
I've met an undertaker from this site
so have we  "
Is thata competition... hey lets all see how quickly we can meet an undertaker??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an undertaker...... Beat that fooker then!
I've met an undertaker from this site
so have we
Is thata competition... hey lets all see how quickly we can meet an undertaker???"
but they smell like dead people |
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I thought it was the law for all firemen to announce they are firemen.... and think it's all they have to say, like somehow it's meant to mean you'll be gagging to fuck 'um.
I avoid firemen! I have met 4-5 of them and every one of them ended up wanting to wear my knickers and be told what to do all night.... sod that - it's too much like hard work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought it was the law for all firemen to announce they are firemen.... and think it's all they have to say, like somehow it's meant to mean you'll be gagging to fuck 'um.
I avoid firemen! I have met 4-5 of them and every one of them ended up wanting to wear my knickers and be told what to do all night.... sod that - it's too much like hard work "
I suppose it's all relative. Let's face it, most women when you say firemen, say oh I hope he's wearing his uniform, it's a fantasy, like lots of other fantasies! But underneath it all, people are just people. Same as internet cam chat etc, folks think they are supermodels and forget they're actually just normal people, but underneath it all, in real life, they're just normal people and get on with it. Everyone uses what they got to their own advantage, on here it's a ratio problem, is all. Bring me a fireman anyday, if he's sexy, or bring me a non one so long as he dresses up sexy and brings a vibrator that knows how to cum
BTW this wasn't aimed, isn't aimed at anyone in particular, just as a general rule from what I've seen. It's sent without prejudice and may not be founded upon in any future arguments |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the law for all firemen to announce they are firemen.... and think it's all they have to say, like somehow it's meant to mean you'll be gagging to fuck 'um.
I avoid firemen! I have met 4-5 of them and every one of them ended up wanting to wear my knickers and be told what to do all night.... sod that - it's too much like hard work
I suppose it's all relative. Let's face it, most women when you say firemen, say oh I hope he's wearing his uniform, it's a fantasy, like lots of other fantasies! But underneath it all, people are just people. Same as internet cam chat etc, folks think they are supermodels and forget they're actually just normal people, but underneath it all, in real life, they're just normal people and get on with it. Everyone uses what they got to their own advantage, on here it's a ratio problem, is all. Bring me a fireman anyday, if he's sexy, or bring me a non one so long as he dresses up sexy and brings a vibrator that knows how to cum
BTW this wasn't aimed, isn't aimed at anyone in particular, just as a general rule from what I've seen. It's sent without prejudice and may not be founded upon in any future arguments "
So ... lol... spoken wihtout prejudice and not under any duresse... whata pity.. being tied up can make you say all sorts of things |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought it was the law for all firemen to announce they are firemen.... and think it's all they have to say, like somehow it's meant to mean you'll be gagging to fuck 'um.
I avoid firemen! I have met 4-5 of them and every one of them ended up wanting to wear my knickers and be told what to do all night.... sod that - it's too much like hard work
I suppose it's all relative. Let's face it, most women when you say firemen, say oh I hope he's wearing his uniform, it's a fantasy, like lots of other fantasies! But underneath it all, people are just people. Same as internet cam chat etc, folks think they are supermodels and forget they're actually just normal people, but underneath it all, in real life, they're just normal people and get on with it. Everyone uses what they got to their own advantage, on here it's a ratio problem, is all. Bring me a fireman anyday, if he's sexy, or bring me a non one so long as he dresses up sexy and brings a vibrator that knows how to cum
BTW this wasn't aimed, isn't aimed at anyone in particular, just as a general rule from what I've seen. It's sent without prejudice and may not be founded upon in any future arguments
So ... lol... spoken wihtout prejudice and not under any duresse... whata pity.. being tied up can make you say all sorts of things "
pmsl, I can't even be bothered reading back what I said, but I'm sure it was profound Catch you later sexy xx |
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