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over a year ago
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"Glass of red please and one for yourself of course.
What's the news I'm a nosey buggar. "
Glass of red coming right up and thank you I’ll have one too  |
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over a year ago
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"I’m still on dry January so just a slimline tonic with ice & lime please x
Glad someone has had good news xx
B x"
I only lasted 2 weeks of dry January, well done the end is near, here’s your drink  |
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over a year ago
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"Congrats Mrs brunette
I’d like a lager please
Prosecco for my wife and a cider for yourself
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Why thank you kind gentleman, here’s your drinks.
However I’m not a Mrs! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A couple of JD's and c#ke (the liquid brown stuff which mods won't let us post the c word, mean people  ) , pretty please. "
2 JD and cola coming right up |
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"It’s friday, I’ve had some fabulous news today so I’m celebrating.
Right what’s everyone drinking? "
Whatever the news is, I'm happy you're happy & celebrating x
Pint of Maggie & cheers me dear xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s friday, I’ve had some fabulous news today so I’m celebrating.
Right what’s everyone drinking?
Whatever the news is, I'm happy you're happy & celebrating x
Pint of Maggie & cheers me dear xx"
Coming right up xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Congratulations. When's it due?
I'll have a nice pint of English ale and one for the lovely lady me Janice that helped me get my tractor going today.
So I'm celebrating too cos I can finally work the land with my Massey Ferguson rather that wheelbarrow. Cheers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Congrats Mrs brunette
I’d like a lager please
Prosecco for my wife and a cider for yourself
Why thank you kind gentleman, here’s your drinks.
However I’m not a Mrs! "
Aha, apologies !
A toast... to good news, especially for those people amongst us that have been through shitty times lately. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Congratulations. When's it due?
I'll have a nice pint of English ale and one for the lovely lady me Janice that helped me get my tractor going today.
So I'm celebrating too cos I can finally work the land with my Massey Ferguson rather that wheelbarrow. Cheers"
Drink coming right up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Congrats Mrs brunette
I’d like a lager please
Prosecco for my wife and a cider for yourself
Why thank you kind gentleman, here’s your drinks.
However I’m not a Mrs!
Aha, apologies !
A toast... to good news, especially for those people amongst us that have been through shitty times lately."
I’ll definitely join you on that one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pint of coffee porter please!!
And congrats on your good news :D
Right.. who fancies a game of pool?? *chalks tip*
And someone stick some choons on please !! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh I do love pretend drinks.
Jamiesons with ice please
Hehe here’s your drink
Would you mind putting that in a tall glass please 
Oh my apologies "
I know,I'm a fussy bugger,but as we're pretending might as well do it right |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh I do love pretend drinks.
Jamiesons with ice please
Hehe here’s your drink
Would you mind putting that in a tall glass please
Oh my apologies
I know,I'm a fussy bugger,but as we're pretending might as well do it right"
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"It’s friday, I’ve had some fabulous news today so I’m celebrating.
Right what’s everyone drinking?
Whatever the news is, I'm happy you're happy & celebrating x
Pint of Maggie & cheers me dear xx
Coming right up xx"
Sod the pint, I have a 26yro bottle of Moet I've been saving for a special occasion... I'll bring it with me in June xx |
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over a year ago
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"It’s friday, I’ve had some fabulous news today so I’m celebrating.
Right what’s everyone drinking?
Whatever the news is, I'm happy you're happy & celebrating x
Pint of Maggie & cheers me dear xx
Coming right up xx
Sod the pint, I have a 26yro bottle of Moet I've been saving for a special occasion... I'll bring it with me in June xx"
Perfect, see you then  xx |
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"Congratulations. When's it due?
I'll have a nice pint of English ale and one for the lovely lady me Janice that helped me get my tractor going today.
So I'm celebrating too cos I can finally work the land with my Massey Ferguson rather that wheelbarrow. Cheers"
Janice?
JANICE?
Pfffft! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kraken, ginger beer, ice and lime please!
In the absence of rum I'll have a Delirium Tremens or a Bruggse Sit "
That sounds delish! Make that two please! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kraken, ginger beer, ice and lime please!
In the absence of rum I'll have a Delirium Tremens or a Bruggse Sit
That sounds delish! Make that two please!"
Coming up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Great to hear you've had good news MsB - Can I join you in celebrating with a Lemonade?
Of course, would you like ice with that PB?
But of course!  "
Here ya go then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s friday, I’ve had some fabulous news today so I’m celebrating.
Right what’s everyone drinking? "
I'm starting a weekend of celebrations for my 40tenth birthday so I will start with a glass of Malbec please...
I'll toast your good news too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s friday, I’ve had some fabulous news today so I’m celebrating.
Right what’s everyone drinking?
I'm starting a weekend of celebrations for my 40tenth birthday so I will start with a glass of Malbec please...
I'll toast your good news too "
Ooo happy birthday celebrations, here’s your glass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a new drink to replace JD and cola.
Hmmm what do you fancy instead? "
Vodka gives me a headache and I want to steer away from cola. Something fruity maybe. |
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over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a new drink to replace JD and cola.
Hmmm what do you fancy instead?
Vodka gives me a headache and I want to steer away from cola. Something fruity maybe."
Can I get you a cocktail? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s friday, I’ve had some fabulous news today so I’m celebrating.
Right what’s everyone drinking?
I'm starting a weekend of celebrations for my 40tenth birthday so I will start with a glass of Malbec please...
I'll toast your good news too
Ooo happy birthday celebrations, here’s your glass "
Cheers lovely x |
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over a year ago
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"Birthday celebrations here too....I'll have a glass of fizz please! X
Any specific fizz! Xx
24k....gold bottle ....yummy! X"
Bloody hell you ain’t cheap! just kidding, let’s celebrate xx |
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over a year ago
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"I'll have whatever you're having. Cheers
Oh dark fruits do you?
I have a thirst for many things"
Oh I bet you do! However this is a bar, come on drink up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have whatever you're having. Cheers
Oh dark fruits do you?
I have a thirst for many things
Oh I bet you do! However this is a bar, come on drink up "
The service here is ridiculous. Who do I complain to? Door staff are shocking. I'll have a Guinness. Properly poured. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have whatever you're having. Cheers
Oh dark fruits do you?
I have a thirst for many things
Oh I bet you do! However this is a bar, come on drink up
The service here is ridiculous. Who do I complain to? Door staff are shocking. I'll have a Guinness. Properly poured. "
I’m sorry I don’t have door staff, they are just the riff raff from darn road. Guinness coming right up |
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"Birthday celebrations here too....I'll have a glass of fizz please! X
Any specific fizz! Xx
24k....gold bottle ....yummy! X
Bloody hell you ain’t cheap! just kidding, let’s celebrate xx"
Chin chin sweets! XX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A finely poured pint may I add. There are a lot of riff raff in this place. I have certain skills that could sort that. In the meantime can you put one in the pipe for me? Keep the change. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A glass of fine Cabernet here to toast your good news 
Coming right up
Thank you! To what news are we toasting, may I ask?
Generous tip "
We are just celebrating my good news and toasting to friends that have had shitty times of late |
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over a year ago
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"A finely poured pint may I add. There are a lot of riff raff in this place. I have certain skills that could sort that. In the meantime can you put one in the pipe for me? Keep the change."
There’s no riff raff in my bar, I can sort trouble out myself though aye I’ll hold one for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A finely poured pint may I add. There are a lot of riff raff in this place. I have certain skills that could sort that. In the meantime can you put one in the pipe for me? Keep the change.
There’s no riff raff in my bar, I can sort trouble out myself though aye I’ll hold one for you "
Thank you. I am posting a positive review on Trip Advisor. Thank you.
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over a year ago
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"A finely poured pint may I add. There are a lot of riff raff in this place. I have certain skills that could sort that. In the meantime can you put one in the pipe for me? Keep the change.
There’s no riff raff in my bar, I can sort trouble out myself though aye I’ll hold one for you
Thank you. I am posting a positive review on Trip Advisor. Thank you.
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Ha ha thanks, bar will be open again next Friday |
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over a year ago
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"Ahhh ... had hoped for some fine dark chocolate pressed against a fine warm female form to soften it just to the right temperature  "
No sorry we don’t do that here! |
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I much better drink in reality to pretendee
Good call 