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over a year ago
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"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...
What'll ya have?
 Sausages 
Sausage sarnie?
Or just a plate of sausages?
A sarnie with Ketchup and a Strumpet hug "
That's I can do...
Brew too?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cake please - chocolate if you have it or lemon drizzle or both. I’m feeling like huge amounts of cake today "
Have both my sweet!
Need a brew to wash them down? |
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"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...
What'll ya have?
Sausages
Sausage sarnie?
Or just a plate of sausages?
A sarnie with Ketchup and a Strumpet hug
That's I can do...
Brew too? "
Of course . Yorkshire Tea though I'm not cheap my little Strumpet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...
What'll ya have?
Sausages
Sausage sarnie?
Or just a plate of sausages?
A sarnie with Ketchup and a Strumpet hug
That's I can do...
Brew too? Of course . Yorkshire Tea though I'm not cheap my little Strumpet "
One slinger sarnie and a Yorkshire tea for slim, coming up |
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"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...
What'll ya have?
Sausages
Sausage sarnie?
Or just a plate of sausages?
A sarnie with Ketchup and a Strumpet hug
That's I can do...
Brew too? Of course . Yorkshire Tea though I'm not cheap my little Strumpet
One slinger sarnie and a Yorkshire tea for slim, coming up "
Good girl you are |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...
What'll ya have?
Sausages
Sausage sarnie?
Or just a plate of sausages?
A sarnie with Ketchup and a Strumpet hug
That's I can do...
Brew too? Of course . Yorkshire Tea though I'm not cheap my little Strumpet
One slinger sarnie and a Yorkshire tea for slim, coming up Good girl you are "
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Cake please - chocolate if you have it or lemon drizzle or both. I’m feeling like huge amounts of cake today
Have both my sweet!
Need a brew to wash them down? "
Nice cup of green tea if it’s not to hippy dippy for you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cake please - chocolate if you have it or lemon drizzle or both. I’m feeling like huge amounts of cake today
Have both my sweet!
Need a brew to wash them down?
Nice cup of green tea if it’s not to hippy dippy for you? "
You can have whatever you like doll! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've finished my sarnie. Can I have dessert now ?? Jam Roly Poly and Custard please my little Strumpet "
Course you can my babber!
I might join ya...tis quiet |
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"I've finished my sarnie. Can I have dessert now ?? Jam Roly Poly and Custard please my little Strumpet
Course you can my babber!
I might join ya...tis quiet "
Yes it's a quiet day in your cafe today . You'll make some profit soon x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've finished my sarnie. Can I have dessert now ?? Jam Roly Poly and Custard please my little Strumpet
Course you can my babber!
I might join ya...tis quiet Yes it's a quiet day in your cafe today . You'll make some profit soon x"
I hope so! Or I'll not be able to pay you for all the sausages |
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"I've finished my sarnie. Can I have dessert now ?? Jam Roly Poly and Custard please my little Strumpet
Course you can my babber!
I might join ya...tis quiet Yes it's a quiet day in your cafe today . You'll make some profit soon x
I hope so! Or I'll not be able to pay you for all the sausages "
I haven't forgot . Bratwurst  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've finished my sarnie. Can I have dessert now ?? Jam Roly Poly and Custard please my little Strumpet
Course you can my babber!
I might join ya...tis quiet Yes it's a quiet day in your cafe today . You'll make some profit soon x
I hope so! Or I'll not be able to pay you for all the sausages I haven't forgot . Bratwurst "
I'd love a fucking bratwurst right now!  |
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"I've finished my sarnie. Can I have dessert now ?? Jam Roly Poly and Custard please my little Strumpet
Course you can my babber!
I might join ya...tis quiet Yes it's a quiet day in your cafe today . You'll make some profit soon x
I hope so! Or I'll not be able to pay you for all the sausages I haven't forgot . Bratwurst
I'd love a fucking bratwurst right now! "
I didn't know Bratwursts could Fuck!!?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've finished my sarnie. Can I have dessert now ?? Jam Roly Poly and Custard please my little Strumpet
Course you can my babber!
I might join ya...tis quiet Yes it's a quiet day in your cafe today . You'll make some profit soon x
I hope so! Or I'll not be able to pay you for all the sausages I haven't forgot . Bratwurst
I'd love a fucking bratwurst right now! I didn't know Bratwursts could Fuck!!??"
Oh you...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have any crisps.... Feeling today is a crisp scoffing day.
If you do, can I have one pack of multi-tasking crisps. Any flavours you choose "
We have whatever your heart (or stomach desires), crisps are in the big tubs over there....help yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...
What'll ya have?
Sausages
I think you're in the wrong cafe.  Trust me Strumpet has Sausages
Slim knows..."
Not mine though.  |
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"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...
What'll ya have?
Sausages
I think you're in the wrong cafe. Trust me Strumpet has Sausages
Slim knows...
Not mine though. "
Sorry Strumpet only eats my Sausage(s) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please can I have a diet ? I don't drink tea or coffee
A diet what?
Whoops, please xx
You said please...I just don't know what you're asking for  "
I'll start with a diet and then you can explain predictions text to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...
What'll ya have?
Sausages
I think you're in the wrong cafe. Trust me Strumpet has Sausages
Slim knows...
Not mine though. Sorry Strumpet only eats my Sausage(s) "
There's no justice in the world.  |
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"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...
What'll ya have?
Sausages
I think you're in the wrong cafe. Trust me Strumpet has Sausages
Slim knows...
Not mine though. Sorry Strumpet only eats my Sausage(s)
There's no justice in the world. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please can I have a diet ? I don't drink tea or coffee
A diet what?
Whoops, please xx
You said please...I just don't know what you're asking for
I'll start with a diet and then you can explain predictions text to me "
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"I've finished dessert my little Strumpet so can I get an after dinner special now
You're a greedy bastard slim "
I know . I want my money's worth . It's a long way away so I want the complete dining experience |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've finished dessert my little Strumpet so can I get an after dinner special now
You're a greedy bastard slim I know . I want my money's worth . It's a long way away so I want the complete dining experience "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've finished dessert my little Strumpet so can I get an after dinner special now
You're a greedy bastard slim I know . I want my money's worth . It's a long way away so I want the complete dining experience
Custard was a bit runny. How you gonna repay me ??? "
My custard is perfect! |
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"I've finished dessert my little Strumpet so can I get an after dinner special now
You're a greedy bastard slim I know . I want my money's worth . It's a long way away so I want the complete dining experience
Custard was a bit runny. How you gonna repay me ???
My custard is perfect!"
Well next time I'm sure it will be . I'll have Rhubard Crumble next time then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blimey, did I miss tea & cake?
If I missed boobie cuddles too I'd have been devastated!
Cafe still open "
What time do you open in the morning? I will need bacon then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Blimey, did I miss tea & cake?
If I missed boobie cuddles too I'd have been devastated!
Cafe still open
What time do you open in the morning? I will need bacon then!"
6-6...and then the bar opens |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Blimey, did I miss tea & cake?
If I missed boobie cuddles too I'd have been devastated!
Cafe still open
I'm grabbing my car keys as we speak. Not sure which of the 3 i'm more excited about "
My cakes are fucking awesome |
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"Blimey, did I miss tea & cake?
If I missed boobie cuddles too I'd have been devastated!
Cafe still open
I'm grabbing my car keys as we speak. Not sure which of the 3 i'm more excited about
My cakes are fucking awesome "
Am man has priorities you know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Blimey, did I miss tea & cake?
If I missed boobie cuddles too I'd have been devastated!
Cafe still open
I'm grabbing my car keys as we speak. Not sure which of the 3 i'm more excited about
My cakes are fucking awesome
Am man has priorities you know "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sausage, egg and mushroom sarnie with a touch of brown please. Ooo and a strong cup or tea . Many thanks lovely
Coming up "
I see cuddles are going about, can I have one of those for after? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sausage, egg and mushroom sarnie with a touch of brown please. Ooo and a strong cup or tea . Many thanks lovely
Coming up
I see cuddles are going about, can I have one of those for after? "
Of course you can! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.
Even nicer served by a butler in the buff "
I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sausage, egg and mushroom sarnie with a touch of brown please. Ooo and a strong cup or tea . Many thanks lovely
Coming up
I see cuddles are going about, can I have one of those for after?
Of course you can! "
I'll certainly be coming back here, sorry if I squeeze to hard or hold on for too long. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.
Even nicer served by a butler in the buff
I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled "
Teamwork! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sausage, egg and mushroom sarnie with a touch of brown please. Ooo and a strong cup or tea . Many thanks lovely
Coming up
I see cuddles are going about, can I have one of those for after?
Of course you can!
I'll certainly be coming back here, sorry if I squeeze to hard or hold on for too long. "
Don't you apologise |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sausage, egg and mushroom sarnie with a touch of brown please. Ooo and a strong cup or tea . Many thanks lovely
Coming up
I see cuddles are going about, can I have one of those for after?
Of course you can!
I'll certainly be coming back here, sorry if I squeeze to hard or hold on for too long.
Don't you apologise "
*refuses to let go* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sausage, egg and mushroom sarnie with a touch of brown please. Ooo and a strong cup or tea . Many thanks lovely
Coming up
I see cuddles are going about, can I have one of those for after?
Of course you can!
I'll certainly be coming back here, sorry if I squeeze to hard or hold on for too long.
Don't you apologise
*refuses to let go* "
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"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.
Even nicer served by a butler in the buff
I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled "
You're the first volunteer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.
Even nicer served by a butler in the buff
I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled
You're the first volunteer "
Easy on the eye too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.
Even nicer served by a butler in the buff
I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled
You're the first volunteer
Easy on the eye too "
Sounds like I have a new job |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.
Even nicer served by a butler in the buff
I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled
You're the first volunteer
Easy on the eye too
Sounds like I have a new job "
Looks like strumpets cafe of love has a new waiter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.
Even nicer served by a butler in the buff
I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled
You're the first volunteer
Easy on the eye too
Sounds like I have a new job
Looks like strumpets cafe of love has a new waiter "
Tip correctly and a cheeky squeeze/pinch is acceptable |
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"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.
Even nicer served by a butler in the buff
I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled
You're the first volunteer
Easy on the eye too
Sounds like I have a new job
Looks like strumpets cafe of love has a new waiter
Tip correctly and a cheeky squeeze/pinch is acceptable "
Did you sign a non disclosure agreement? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.
Even nicer served by a butler in the buff
I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled
You're the first volunteer
Easy on the eye too
Sounds like I have a new job
Looks like strumpets cafe of love has a new waiter
Tip correctly and a cheeky squeeze/pinch is acceptable
Did you sign a non disclosure agreement? "
Can i get you anything clem? |
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