Golfing terms

By *ebjonnson OP Man over a year ago

Maldon

Golf sayings that make you laugh with sincere apologies to all non golfers of course.

Actually, what about a swingers golf society?

I will start with a few-

A George Michael - it started out straight

A Lady Diana - shouldn’t have used the driver

A sister in law shot. You are up there, don’t how you got up there, know you shouldn’t be, but not complaining!

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The wife's sister - Out of bounds

By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

Sally Gunnell - not the prettiest but runs for ever

By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

..... is this a joke ??

By *ebjonnson OP Man over a year ago

Maldon

I’m sorry, not all aimed at women:

A Dennis Wise putt. A nasty little five footer

A Salman Rushdie putt. A fucking difficult read.

For the non golfers- these are joke expressions to describe a shot.

Probably confirms everything you think about golfers if you don’t play?

By *rionycdTV/TS over a year ago

East Kilbride

The Son-in-Law ....... Not quite what you'd hoped for.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oj simpson

got away with it