When you're used to having a bed to yourself 
There are distinctive benefits 
And downsides 
You've a great bedwarmer on cold nights;
the reality check that, yes, you're not alone in the morning;
the forlorn hope that they might make you a cup of tea
You have to be careful not to give them a black eye with your elbow when you roll over;
You can't fart to your heart's content;
You know you have to make that cup of tea yourself
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I wouldn't like to share a bed with someone I didn't feel relaxed and comfortable to fart in front of. And I always go down and make the tea. Breakfast in bed if she wanted it.
How can you relax and chill and cwtch up with someone when you have to hold in your farts. Just apologize in advance is enough... |
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How can you relax and chill and cwtch up with someone when you have to hold in your farts. Just apologize in advance is enough...
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No, no, you can't apologize first. Do it, then pretend it just "popped out" by accident...
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That first time you share a bed together can be great and also a worry  . I actually need complete silence for me to get to sleep so if someone is breathing pretty heavily at the side of me it drives me insane!
I love someone's warmth though as I'm pretty nesh,I just have to watch the early morning flatulence |
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"That first time you share a bed together can be great and also a worry . I actually need complete silence for me to get to sleep so if someone is breathing pretty heavily at the side of me it drives me insane!
I love someone's warmth though as I'm pretty nesh,I just have to watch the early morning flatulence "
Oh and me looking like death first thing in the morning now that is a scary sight! |
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"That first time you share a bed together can be great and also a worry . I actually need complete silence for me to get to sleep so if someone is breathing pretty heavily at the side of me it drives me insane!
I love someone's warmth though as I'm pretty nesh,I just have to watch the early morning flatulence "
Heavy breathing comes before sleep |
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How can you relax and chill and cwtch up with someone when you have to hold in your farts. Just apologize in advance is enough...
No, no, you can't apologize first. Do it, then pretend it just "popped out" by accident...
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