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Special sexty edition so...
Let's have fun 
Oh and here's your cold coffee Feliz  | |||
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Pink x | |||
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"Feck I'd better get it started before _oddy or eenie start a new one "I'm busy drinking wine so was waiting for you to start one so fanks  | |||
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"Anyone doing drinks here? I tried the Lounge chat............. nothing
Pink x"Just off home then I'll make you a latte with a leaf design on top  | |||
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"Feck I'd better get it started before _oddy or eenie start a new one
I'm busy drinking wine so was waiting for you to start one so fanks "Nice bum pic | |||
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"Feck I'd better get it started before _oddy or eenie start a new one
I'm busy drinking wine so was waiting for you to start one so fanks "Nice avatar eenie  | |||
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"Feck I'd better get it started before _oddy or eenie start a new one
I'm busy drinking wine so was waiting for you to start one so fanks
Nice bum pic " thanks again x | |||
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"Feck I'd better get it started before _oddy or eenie start a new one
I'm busy drinking wine so was waiting for you to start one so fanks
Nice avatar eenie"I put it up as a message to the arsehole who let me down today  | |||
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"Feck I'd better get it started before _oddy or eenie start a new one
I'm busy drinking wine so was waiting for you to start one so fanks
Nice avatar eenie
I put it up as a message to the arsehole who let me down today "Haha love it! | |||
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"Feck I'd better get it started before _oddy or eenie start a new one
I'm busy drinking wine so was waiting for you to start one so fanks
Nice avatar eenie
I put it up as a message to the arsehole who let me down today
Haha love it! "His loss and I may have someone even better waiting for me... And my wine is going down well as my practice run for my birthday   | |||
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"Feck I'd better get it started before _oddy or eenie start a new one
I'm busy drinking wine so was waiting for you to start one so fanks
Nice avatar eenie
I put it up as a message to the arsehole who let me down today
Haha love it!
His loss and I may have someone even better waiting for me... And my wine is going down well as my practice run for my birthday "Good for you Remind me when your birthday is eenie. | |||
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Got it down to a fine art now eh | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh "Why can't I do that on my instant coffee  | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh "Well done you, but I don’t like coffee | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee "Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post! | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post! "She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!  | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee "Aw ffs  | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup! "I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly "I would think more, in your case, it's always on! | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on! "I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies. I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads "Hmmm...  | |||
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"Where are those two? "That's just what I was fecking thinking | |||
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"Where are those two?
That's just what I was fecking thinking "Think I'm going to buy a new fascinator, you got any of those tights going cheap, Voddy made me rip mine pushing me through that fecking bush! | |||
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"Ah I've just found out Feliz is playing Romeo at the Mayflower Theatre in Southampton and wanted _oddy to play Juliet. But _oddy went to audition for it and they said she was perfect...but for all the gray in her hair. So Feliz has spent the day bargain hunting for a cheap hair dye. And the cheapest he could find was red! "Haha, is that post box red! | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads "I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten | |||
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"Ah I've just found out Feliz is playing Romeo at the Mayflower Theatre in Southampton and wanted _oddy to play Juliet. But _oddy went to audition for it and they said she was perfect...but for all the gray in her hair. So Feliz has spent the day bargain hunting for a cheap hair dye. And the cheapest he could find was red!
Haha, is that post box red!"Red for bloody danger I'd say | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten "Very nice | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten
Very nice "I was gonna go pink but had to think about work | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten
Very nice
I was gonna go pink but had to think about work "Yes, they maybe wouldn't like it, don't know why though | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten
Very nice
I was gonna go pink but had to think about work
Yes, they maybe wouldn't like it, don't know why though "Me either but sad to say I need to keep my job | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten
Very nice
I was gonna go pink but had to think about work
Yes, they maybe wouldn't like it, don't know why though
Me either but sad to say I need to keep my job "Of course | |||
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"Someone mention a big cock?" Similar to a turkey | |||
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"Someone mention a big cock?" No Brain...co*k | |||
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"Someone mention a big cock?" Nah I wasn't sure if conk was allowed in the title | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten
Very nice
I was gonna go pink but had to think about work
Yes, they maybe wouldn't like it, don't know why though
Me either but sad to say I need to keep my job "my daughters is red purple and raspberry pink unicorn eenie so don't see why u couldent have pink hilights | |||
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" She's probably cooking her artichoke soup! "Feck I've just had the last bowl....I never learn | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten
Very nice
I was gonna go pink but had to think about work
Yes, they maybe wouldn't like it, don't know why though
Me either but sad to say I need to keep my job my daughters is red purple and raspberry pink unicorn eenie so don't see why u couldent have pink hilights"Because I'm old | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten
Very nice
I was gonna go pink but had to think about work
Yes, they maybe wouldn't like it, don't know why though
Me either but sad to say I need to keep my job my daughters is red purple and raspberry pink unicorn eenie so don't see why u couldent have pink hilights
Because I'm old "theres folks older than you doing it one in her 60's went green today so go for it and your not old young lady | |||
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"bloody hell the winds got up mistresssssssssssssssssss is it you again" Feck don't talk about it...I had to keep a fecking neighbour at the door a few minutes ago....fecking couldn't let her in | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten
Very nice
I was gonna go pink but had to think about work
Yes, they maybe wouldn't like it, don't know why though
Me either but sad to say I need to keep my job my daughters is red purple and raspberry pink unicorn eenie so don't see why u couldent have pink hilights
Because I'm old "No! I am old! Mistress is very, very old, so we will have none of that young pup! | |||
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"Less of the very...and where the feck you bin hiding eh "I have been very busy and very cleva...I mean clever | |||
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"Less of the very...and where the feck you bin hiding eh
I have been very busy and very cleva...I mean clever "To fecking clever for me...nearly had no reply to that | |||
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"Less of the very...and where the feck you bin hiding eh
I have been very busy and very cleva...I mean clever
To fecking clever for me...nearly had no reply to that "had to happen sometime | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten
Very nice
I was gonna go pink but had to think about work
Yes, they maybe wouldn't like it, don't know why though
Me either but sad to say I need to keep my job my daughters is red purple and raspberry pink unicorn eenie so don't see why u couldent have pink hilights
Because I'm old
No! I am old! Mistress is very, very old, so we will have none of that young pup!" Definitely heading that way... Next week won't be 40 summat any more, well actually I will because I'm gonna be 40ten, then 40eleven... You get the picture?! | |||
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"Save 10p per litre of fuel when you spend £60 or more at Tesco until 11/02. " I know someone who does | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten
Very nice
I was gonna go pink but had to think about work
Yes, they maybe wouldn't like it, don't know why though
Me either but sad to say I need to keep my job my daughters is red purple and raspberry pink unicorn eenie so don't see why u couldent have pink hilights
Because I'm old
No! I am old! Mistress is very, very old, so we will have none of that young pup!
Definitely heading that way... Next week won't be 40 summat any more, well actually I will because I'm gonna be 40ten, then 40eleven... You get the picture?! "Aah! Its just a number, I'm 40 sixteen and Mistress, well...psst! sleeps in a sarcophagus filled with embalming fluid, too much daylight and just like in those scary movies turns to dust, Mistress is really 40 two hundred and sixteen | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten
Very nice
I was gonna go pink but had to think about work
Yes, they maybe wouldn't like it, don't know why though
Me either but sad to say I need to keep my job my daughters is red purple and raspberry pink unicorn eenie so don't see why u couldent have pink hilights
Because I'm old
No! I am old! Mistress is very, very old, so we will have none of that young pup!
Definitely heading that way... Next week won't be 40 summat any more, well actually I will because I'm gonna be 40ten, then 40eleven... You get the picture?! "You might get on the step at 40.20 | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten
Very nice
I was gonna go pink but had to think about work
Yes, they maybe wouldn't like it, don't know why though
Me either but sad to say I need to keep my job my daughters is red purple and raspberry pink unicorn eenie so don't see why u couldent have pink hilights
Because I'm old
No! I am old! Mistress is very, very old, so we will have none of that young pup!
Definitely heading that way... Next week won't be 40 summat any more, well actually I will because I'm gonna be 40ten, then 40eleven... You get the picture?!
Aah! Its just a number, I'm 40 sixteen and Mistress, well...psst! sleeps in a sarcophagus filled with embalming fluid, too much daylight and just like in those scary movies turns to dust, Mistress is really 40 two hundred and sixteen "That made me chuckle out loud... Clearly I haven't thought this through properly have I? | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten
Very nice
I was gonna go pink but had to think about work
Yes, they maybe wouldn't like it, don't know why though
Me either but sad to say I need to keep my job my daughters is red purple and raspberry pink unicorn eenie so don't see why u couldent have pink hilights
Because I'm old
No! I am old! Mistress is very, very old, so we will have none of that young pup!
Definitely heading that way... Next week won't be 40 summat any more, well actually I will because I'm gonna be 40ten, then 40eleven... You get the picture?!
Aah! Its just a number, I'm 40 sixteen and Mistress, well...psst! sleeps in a sarcophagus filled with embalming fluid, too much daylight and just like in those scary movies turns to dust, Mistress is really 40 two hundred and sixteen "Ah you been up my loft to see my portrait have you | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten
Very nice
I was gonna go pink but had to think about work
Yes, they maybe wouldn't like it, don't know why though
Me either but sad to say I need to keep my job my daughters is red purple and raspberry pink unicorn eenie so don't see why u couldent have pink hilights
Because I'm old
No! I am old! Mistress is very, very old, so we will have none of that young pup!
Definitely heading that way... Next week won't be 40 summat any more, well actually I will because I'm gonna be 40ten, then 40eleven... You get the picture?!
You might get on the step at 40.20"Ahhh but 60 is an even number, I might be alright then if I haven't popped me clogs | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten
Very nice
I was gonna go pink but had to think about work
Yes, they maybe wouldn't like it, don't know why though
Me either but sad to say I need to keep my job my daughters is red purple and raspberry pink unicorn eenie so don't see why u couldent have pink hilights
Because I'm old
No! I am old! Mistress is very, very old, so we will have none of that young pup!
Definitely heading that way... Next week won't be 40 summat any more, well actually I will because I'm gonna be 40ten, then 40eleven... You get the picture?!
Aah! Its just a number, I'm 40 sixteen and Mistress, well...psst! sleeps in a sarcophagus filled with embalming fluid, too much daylight and just like in those scary movies turns to dust, Mistress is really 40 two hundred and sixteen
Ah you been up my loft to see my portrait have you "Ooh! Dorian! | |||
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Voddyyy. have you spotted anymore bargains? | |||
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"Look at that fecking leaf design pink
Got it down to a fine art now eh
Well done you, but I don’t like coffee
Haha! Would you like tea, I've got the kettle on for my instant, as Mistress has abandoned her post!
She's probably cooking her artichoke soup!
I've just spent the last half hour or so giving the coffee machine a thorough clean down....should be done monthly
I would think more, in your case, it's always on!
I gets cleaned daily but this involve pipe cleaners to get into all the nook and crannies.
I heard _oddys now a redhead now...apparently Feliz likes redheads
I've gone red.... Reddy for 40ten
Very nice
I was gonna go pink but had to think about work
Yes, they maybe wouldn't like it, don't know why though
Me either but sad to say I need to keep my job my daughters is red purple and raspberry pink unicorn eenie so don't see why u couldent have pink hilights
Because I'm old
No! I am old! Mistress is very, very old, so we will have none of that young pup!
Definitely heading that way... Next week won't be 40 summat any more, well actually I will because I'm gonna be 40ten, then 40eleven... You get the picture?!
Aah! Its just a number, I'm 40 sixteen and Mistress, well...psst! sleeps in a sarcophagus filled with embalming fluid, too much daylight and just like in those scary movies turns to dust, Mistress is really 40 two hundred and sixteen
Ah you been up my loft to see my portrait have you
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"Yeah! Where is Voddy? I thought I was fickle, popping on then popping off "You normally get changed though | |||
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"Yeah! Where is Voddy? I thought I was fickle, popping on then popping off
You normally get changed though "True! Cheers! | |||
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"Yeah! Where is Voddy? I thought I was fickle, popping on then popping off
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"Yeah! Where is Voddy? I thought I was fickle, popping on then popping off
You normally get changed though
Aw feck he has "Where have they all gone tonight? I've seen Coquette elsewhere in the forums and Rubi, but Samiss? Voddy? Must be a girly night out! | |||
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"Yeah! Where is Voddy? I thought I was fickle, popping on then popping off
You normally get changed though
Aw feck he has "Or maybe it's the evil twin hiding his co*k | |||
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"Yeah! Where is Voddy? I thought I was fickle, popping on then popping off
You normally get changed though
Aw feck he has
Where have they all gone tonight? I've seen Coquette elsewhere in the forums and Rubi, but Samiss? Voddy? Must be a girly night out!"Shit they never invite me | |||
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"Yeah! Where is Voddy? I thought I was fickle, popping on then popping off
You normally get changed though
Aw feck he has
Or maybe it's the evil twin hiding his co*k "Nope its Nelson displaying | |||
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"Yeah! Where is Voddy? I thought I was fickle, popping on then popping off
You normally get changed though
Aw feck he has
Or maybe it's the evil twin hiding his co*k
Nope its Nelson displaying "Its gone now | |||
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"Yeah! Where is Voddy? I thought I was fickle, popping on then popping off
You normally get changed though
Aw feck he has
Or maybe it's the evil twin hiding his co*k
Nope its Nelson displaying "I just seen a bloke on your avatar with a little co*k | |||
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"Yeah! Where is Voddy? I thought I was fickle, popping on then popping off
You normally get changed though
Aw feck he has
Or maybe it's the evil twin hiding his co*k
Nope its Nelson displaying
I just seen a bloke on your avatar with a little co*k "That was definitely me | |||
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"Yeah! Where is Voddy? I thought I was fickle, popping on then popping off
You normally get changed though
Aw feck he has
Or maybe it's the evil twin hiding his co*k
Nope its Nelson displaying
I just seen a bloke on your avatar with a little co*k
That was definitely me "Like the pout...bloody good shave eh | |||
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"Yeah! Where is Voddy? I thought I was fickle, popping on then popping off
You normally get changed though
Aw feck he has
Or maybe it's the evil twin hiding his co*k
Nope its Nelson displaying
I just seen a bloke on your avatar with a little co*k
That was definitely me
Like the pout...bloody good shave eh " Where are they?? and they ate the last of biscuits and cake last night! Coquette was the worst, ate half a breakaway then put it back in the wrapper! | |||
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"Yeah! Where is Voddy? I thought I was fickle, popping on then popping off
You normally get changed though
Aw feck he has
Or maybe it's the evil twin hiding his co*k
Nope its Nelson displaying
I just seen a bloke on your avatar with a little co*k
That was definitely me
Like the pout...bloody good shave eh
Where are they?? and they ate the last of biscuits and cake last night! Coquette was the worst, ate half a breakaway then put it back in the wrapper! "Dunno it seems they've all been out and about tonight...and I hah half a breakaway stuck to my chest when I nodded off last night ffs | |||
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"Yeah! Where is Voddy? I thought I was fickle, popping on then popping off
You normally get changed though
Aw feck he has
Or maybe it's the evil twin hiding his co*k
Nope its Nelson displaying
I just seen a bloke on your avatar with a little co*k
That was definitely me
Like the pout...bloody good shave eh
Where are they?? and they ate the last of biscuits and cake last night! Coquette was the worst, ate half a breakaway then put it back in the wrapper! "Guilty | |||
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"Yeah! Where is Voddy? I thought I was fickle, popping on then popping off
You normally get changed though
Aw feck he has
Or maybe it's the evil twin hiding his co*k
Nope its Nelson displaying
I just seen a bloke on your avatar with a little co*k
That was definitely me
Like the pout...bloody good shave eh
Where are they?? and they ate the last of biscuits and cake last night! Coquette was the worst, ate half a breakaway then put it back in the wrapper!
Guilty "As it was a first! You are forgiven, but will be watched closely in the future | |||
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"Harry Potter Bedding REDUCED to £10 from £24 in Primark!" I was looking in the window at Waterstones and saw a game, I popped in and asked and there was only one left, so they had to get it out of the window for me to have a look....it was....... MONKEY BINGO! I did not buy it at the time but I think Mistress would love it for her 256th birthday! | |||
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"... ..Mistress.which twin is in tonight......."Hi Samiss...looking fab tonight! | |||
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"... ..Mistress.which twin is in tonight.......
Hi Samiss...looking fab tonight!"Oh hi Nelson | |||
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"... ..Mistress.which twin is in tonight.......
Hi Samiss...looking fab tonight!
Oh hi Nelson "Mistress saw my 'willy' tonight! It was a quick flash | |||
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"... ..Mistress.which twin is in tonight.......
Hi Samiss...looking fab tonight!
Oh hi Nelson
Mistress saw my 'willy' tonight! It was a quick flash "I'd say more like a little flash | |||
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Hi Samiss...looking fab tonight!
Oh hi Nelson
Mistress saw my 'willy' tonight! It was a quick flash "Oh....how lovely.... | |||
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"... ..Mistress.which twin is in tonight.......
Hi Samiss...looking fab tonight!
Oh hi Nelson
Mistress saw my 'willy' tonight! It was a quick flash
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"... ..Mistress.which twin is in tonight.......
Hi Samiss...looking fab tonight!
Oh hi Nelson
Mistress saw my 'willy' tonight! It was a quick flash
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"beauty salon asking for a refund though as it didnt work then nandos then the co-op " 0oh dear, not good! Did ya get biscuits in the co-op, I'm famished | |||
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"... ..Mistress.which twin is in tonight.......
Hi Samiss...looking fab tonight!
Oh hi Nelson
Mistress saw my 'willy' tonight! It was a quick flash
I'd say more like a little flash
Oh.....that's disappointing.... "It would have been very disappointing and very little, but it is mine! We have been together for years and have an understanding | |||
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"beauty salon asking for a refund though as it didnt work then nandos then the co-op 0oh dear, not good! Did ya get biscuits in the co-op, I'm famished "i knew you would be hungry have some choccie gateaux | |||
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"beauty salon asking for a refund though as it didnt work then nandos then the co-op " Not Nando's, its a rip off...but hey the co-op, have you tried their chips from the veg section! Best chips out there! | |||
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"... ..Mistress.which twin is in tonight.......
Hi Samiss...looking fab tonight!
Oh hi Nelson
Mistress saw my 'willy' tonight! It was a quick flash
I'd say more like a little flash
Oh.....that's disappointing....
It would have been very disappointing and very little, but it is mine! We have been together for years and have an understanding"Aw..sweet... | |||
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"beauty salon asking for a refund though as it didnt work then nandos then the co-op 0oh dear, not good! Did ya get biscuits in the co-op, I'm famished i knew you would be hungry have some choccie gateaux"Oh yummy...that's another two pounds on the hips | |||
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"beauty salon asking for a refund though as it didnt work then nandos then the co-op Not Nando's, its a rip off...but hey the co-op, have you tried their chips from the veg section! Best chips out there!" crinkle cut ones love em with a dippy freid cackleberry | |||
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"beauty salon asking for a refund though as it didnt work then nandos then the co-op Not Nando's, its a rip off...but hey the co-op, have you tried their chips from the veg section! Best chips out there!crinkle cut ones love em with a dippy freid cackleberry" Nah! Get the chips from the veg section, they have potato inside!! | |||
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"Bloody neighbours shagging upstairs!! "move the glass away from the wall | |||
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"Bloody neighbours shagging upstairs!! move the glass away from the wall"Don't need a freakin glass, believe me! | |||
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"Night all catch ya later "Are you in chiffon or winceyette tonight? | |||
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"Night all catch ya later "Na night xx | |||
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"Yeah! Where is Voddy? I thought I was fickle, popping on then popping off
You normally get changed though
Aw feck he has
Or maybe it's the evil twin hiding his co*k
Nope its Nelson displaying
I just seen a bloke on your avatar with a little co*k
That was definitely me
Like the pout...bloody good shave eh
Where are they?? and they ate the last of biscuits and cake last night! Coquette was the worst, ate half a breakaway then put it back in the wrapper!
Guilty
As it was a first! You are forgiven, but will be watched closely in the future "Ahh I'm OK there then because I'm back in my head space to not scoff the breakaways so I'll be fine | |||
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"Morning Mistress
Sleep well?? x"Not great....but that's life eh | |||
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"morning campers hidehi" Ho-de-ho | |||
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Just getting ready to go into town | |||
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"Good moaning, fabbers and fabettes Just getting ready to go into town "Morning sami. ..have a good day | |||
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"Good moaning, fabbers and fabettes Just getting ready to go into town "you going harrods | |||
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"Good moaning, fabbers and fabettes Just getting ready to go into town you going harrods"Oh we could have afternoon tea at Caffe Concerto across the road | |||
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"Good moaning, fabbers and fabettes Just getting ready to go into town you going harrods
Oh we could have afternoon tea at Caffe Concerto across the road "would they let a certain someone in | |||
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"Good moaning, fabbers and fabettes Just getting ready to go into town you going harrods
Oh we could have afternoon tea at Caffe Concerto across the road would they let a certain someone in"I don't drink tea | |||
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"Good moaning, fabbers and fabettes Just getting ready to go into town you going harrods
Oh we could have afternoon tea at Caffe Concerto across the road would they let a certain someone in
I don't drink tea "cant see you with a dainty china cup with ya pinky stuck up | |||
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Oh we could have afternoon tea at Caffe Concerto across the road would they let a certain someone in
I don't drink tea cant see you with a dainty china cup with ya pinky stuck up"Or a big mug | |||
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"Good moaning, fabbers and fabettes Just getting ready to go into town you going harrods
Oh we could have afternoon tea at Caffe Concerto across the road would they let a certain someone in
I don't drink tea "They do serve coffee | |||
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"Good moaning, fabbers and fabettes Just getting ready to go into town you going harrods
Oh we could have afternoon tea at Caffe Concerto across the road would they let a certain someone in
I don't drink tea
They do serve coffee "I could buy a new machine for what I'd pay for a mug there | |||
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"Good moaning, fabbers and fabettes Just getting ready to go into town you going harrods
Oh we could have afternoon tea at Caffe Concerto across the road would they let a certain someone in"No he’s lower the tone | |||
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"Good moaning, fabbers and fabettes Just getting ready to go into town you going harrods
Oh we could have afternoon tea at Caffe Concerto across the road would they let a certain someone in
I don't drink tea
They do serve coffee
I could buy a new machine for what I'd pay for a mug there "You sound like my Dad | |||
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"Good moaning, fabbers and fabettes Just getting ready to go into town you going harrods
Oh we could have afternoon tea at Caffe Concerto across the road would they let a certain someone in
No he’s lower the tone "Not if I had my tights on | |||
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"Good moaning, fabbers and fabettes Just getting ready to go into town you going harrods
Oh we could have afternoon tea at Caffe Concerto across the road would they let a certain someone in
I don't drink tea
They do serve coffee
I could buy a new machine for what I'd pay for a mug there
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A girl after my own heart
I thought you would be proud of me!
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Yep went to ' arrods for early afternoon tea, had them little cucumber sandwiches, with the crusts cut off. Took me own flask of tea though
A girl after my own heart
I thought you would be proud of me!
Now if you had took your own sandwiches. .....
I never thought of that! Do you think they would notice if I got my lunch box out with my fishpaste sandwiches, wrapped in greaseproof paper? "Ah but if you took your own little plate and had the crusts cut off the bread. ..yeah I think you'd pull it off
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Yep went to ' arrods for early afternoon tea, had them little cucumber sandwiches, with the crusts cut off. Took me own flask of tea though
A girl after my own heart
I thought you would be proud of me!
Now if you had took your own sandwiches. .....
I never thought of that! Do you think they would notice if I got my lunch box out with my fishpaste sandwiches, wrapped in greaseproof paper? "aslong as it was Shipphams paste | |||
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Yep went to ' arrods for early afternoon tea, had them little cucumber sandwiches, with the crusts cut off. Took me own flask of tea though
A girl after my own heart
I thought you would be proud of me!
Now if you had took your own sandwiches. .....
I never thought of that! Do you think they would notice if I got my lunch box out with my fishpaste sandwiches, wrapped in greaseproof paper?
Ah but if you took your own little plate and had the crusts cut off the bread. ..yeah I think you'd pull it off
Specially if you had a bit of cucumber "I'll have to take the best China plate though, not the normal paper plates we use at home. | |||
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Yep went to ' arrods for early afternoon tea, had them little cucumber sandwiches, with the crusts cut off. Took me own flask of tea though
A girl after my own heart
I thought you would be proud of me!
Now if you had took your own sandwiches. .....
I never thought of that! Do you think they would notice if I got my lunch box out with my fishpaste sandwiches, wrapped in greaseproof paper?
Ah but if you took your own little plate and had the crusts cut off the bread. ..yeah I think you'd pull it off
Specially if you had a bit of cucumber "over her eyes | |||
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"So been to town, been and visited my Mum....she's planted in the cemetery dId ya go to harrods though
Yep went to ' arrods for early afternoon tea, had them little cucumber sandwiches, with the crusts cut off. Took me own flask of tea though
A girl after my own heart
I thought you would be proud of me!
Now if you had took your own sandwiches. .....
I never thought of that! Do you think they would notice if I got my lunch box out with my fishpaste sandwiches, wrapped in greaseproof paper? aslong as it was Shipphams paste"I only have the Tesco one | |||
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"So been to town, been and visited my Mum....she's planted in the cemetery dId ya go to harrods though
Yep went to ' arrods for early afternoon tea, had them little cucumber sandwiches, with the crusts cut off. Took me own flask of tea though
A girl after my own heart
I thought you would be proud of me!
Now if you had took your own sandwiches. .....
I never thought of that! Do you think they would notice if I got my lunch box out with my fishpaste sandwiches, wrapped in greaseproof paper?
Ah but if you took your own little plate and had the crusts cut off the bread. ..yeah I think you'd pull it off
Specially if you had a bit of cucumber
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Yep went to ' arrods for early afternoon tea, had them little cucumber sandwiches, with the crusts cut off. Took me own flask of tea though
A girl after my own heart
I thought you would be proud of me!
Now if you had took your own sandwiches. .....
I never thought of that! Do you think they would notice if I got my lunch box out with my fishpaste sandwiches, wrapped in greaseproof paper?
Ah but if you took your own little plate and had the crusts cut off the bread. ..yeah I think you'd pull it off
Specially if you had a bit of cucumber over her eyes"Haha that should help get rid of the bags | |||
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"So been to town, been and visited my Mum....she's planted in the cemetery dId ya go to harrods though
Yep went to ' arrods for early afternoon tea, had them little cucumber sandwiches, with the crusts cut off. Took me own flask of tea though
A girl after my own heart
I thought you would be proud of me!
Now if you had took your own sandwiches. .....
I never thought of that! Do you think they would notice if I got my lunch box out with my fishpaste sandwiches, wrapped in greaseproof paper?
Ah but if you took your own little plate and had the crusts cut off the bread. ..yeah I think you'd pull it off
Specially if you had a bit of cucumber
I'll have to take the best China plate though, not the normal paper plates we use at home. I'm sure Mistress would lend you her best China teaset"Bet she wont | |||
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"Eveeeeerrning everyone... Who wants to join me for a pre-birthday drink??!!
"Evening eenie! Large white wine please! | |||
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"Eveeeeerrning everyone... Who wants to join me for a pre-birthday drink??!!
Evening eenie! Large white wine please! "*passes glass and bottle *
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"Eveeeeerrning everyone... Who wants to join me for a pre-birthday drink??!!
Evening eenie! Large white wine please!
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"Eveeeeerrning everyone... Who wants to join me for a pre-birthday drink??!!
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"Eveeeeerrning everyone... Who wants to join me for a pre-birthday drink??!!
Evening eenie! Large white wine please!
*passes glass and bottle *
Any nibbles? "brings in a colin the caterpillar birthday cake | |||
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"Eveeeeerrning everyone... Who wants to join me for a pre-birthday drink??!!
Evening eenie! Large white wine please!
*passes glass and bottle *
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"Eveeeeerrning everyone... Who wants to join me for a pre-birthday drink??!!
Evening eenie! Large white wine please!
*passes glass and bottle *
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Just the bottle with a long straw will do Have you got any cashews? "Yep, there you go | |||
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"Eveeeeerrning everyone... Who wants to join me for a pre-birthday drink??!!
could i have a pint of fizzy wine please "Just the one?? Here you go *cheers* x | |||
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"Eveeeeerrning everyone... Who wants to join me for a pre-birthday drink??!!
Evening eenie! Large white wine please!
*passes glass and bottle *
Any nibbles? brings in a colin the caterpillar birthday cake
Is that so you can get all eenie's candles on? " I don't need 1000
Just 40ten | |||
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"Eveeeeerrning everyone... Who wants to join me for a pre-birthday drink??!!
Evening eenie! Large white wine please!
*passes glass and bottle *
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Just the bottle with a long straw will do Have you got any cashews?
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"Eveeeeerrning everyone... Who wants to join me for a pre-birthday drink??!!
Evening eenie! Large white wine please!
*passes glass and bottle *
Any nibbles? brings in a colin the caterpillar birthday cake
Is that so you can get all eenie's candles on?
I don't need 1000
Just 40ten "Haha, bless ya | |||
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"So been to town, been and visited my Mum....she's planted in the cemetery dId ya go to harrods though
Yep went to ' arrods for early afternoon tea, had them little cucumber sandwiches, with the crusts cut off. Took me own flask of tea though
A girl after my own heart
I thought you would be proud of me!
Now if you had took your own sandwiches. .....
I never thought of that! Do you think they would notice if I got my lunch box out with my fishpaste sandwiches, wrapped in greaseproof paper? aslong as it was Shipphams paste"Aldi | |||
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"So been to town, been and visited my Mum....she's planted in the cemetery dId ya go to harrods though
Yep went to ' arrods for early afternoon tea, had them little cucumber sandwiches, with the crusts cut off. Took me own flask of tea though
A girl after my own heart
I thought you would be proud of me!
Now if you had took your own sandwiches. .....
I never thought of that! Do you think they would notice if I got my lunch box out with my fishpaste sandwiches, wrapped in greaseproof paper?
Ah but if you took your own little plate and had the crusts cut off the bread. ..yeah I think you'd pull it off
Specially if you had a bit of cucumber
I'll have to take the best China plate though, not the normal paper plates we use at home. "10p each in a charity shop | |||
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"Eveeeeerrning everyone... Who wants to join me for a pre-birthday drink??!!
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"So been to town, been and visited my Mum....she's planted in the cemetery dId ya go to harrods though
Yep went to ' arrods for early afternoon tea, had them little cucumber sandwiches, with the crusts cut off. Took me own flask of tea though
A girl after my own heart
I thought you would be proud of me!
Now if you had took your own sandwiches. .....
I never thought of that! Do you think they would notice if I got my lunch box out with my fishpaste sandwiches, wrapped in greaseproof paper?
Ah but if you took your own little plate and had the crusts cut off the bread. ..yeah I think you'd pull it off
Specially if you had a bit of cucumber over her eyes
Haha that should help get rid of the bags "Don't mention bags | |||
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"So been to town, been and visited my Mum....she's planted in the cemetery dId ya go to harrods though
Yep went to ' arrods for early afternoon tea, had them little cucumber sandwiches, with the crusts cut off. Took me own flask of tea though
A girl after my own heart
I thought you would be proud of me!
Now if you had took your own sandwiches. .....
I never thought of that! Do you think they would notice if I got my lunch box out with my fishpaste sandwiches, wrapped in greaseproof paper?
Ah but if you took your own little plate and had the crusts cut off the bread. ..yeah I think you'd pull it off
Specially if you had a bit of cucumber
I'll have to take the best China plate though, not the normal paper plates we use at home. I'm sure Mistress would lend you her best China teaset
Bet she wont "Told what to do | |||
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"So been to town, been and visited my Mum....she's planted in the cemetery dId ya go to harrods though
Yep went to ' arrods for early afternoon tea, had them little cucumber sandwiches, with the crusts cut off. Took me own flask of tea though
A girl after my own heart
I thought you would be proud of me!
Now if you had took your own sandwiches. .....
I never thought of that! Do you think they would notice if I got my lunch box out with my fishpaste sandwiches, wrapped in greaseproof paper?
Ah but if you took your own little plate and had the crusts cut off the bread. ..yeah I think you'd pull it off
Specially if you had a bit of cucumber over her eyes
Haha that should help get rid of the bags
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"Eveeeeerrning everyone... Who wants to join me for a pre-birthday drink??!!
Evening eenie! Large white wine please!
*passes glass and bottle *
Any nibbles? brings in a colin the caterpillar birthday cake
Is that so you can get all eenie's candles on?
I don't need 1000
Just 40ten "i only put 21 on there | |||
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"Evening...I'm back
Good, think it was a good time to come back!
Yeah it seems you've all buggered off "where you been | |||
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"Evening...I'm back
Good, think it was a good time to come back!
Yeah it seems you've all buggered off where you been"Been out and about....and every time I try to post on here some feckers keep phoning me | |||
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"Evening...I'm back
Good, think it was a good time to come back!
Yeah it seems you've all buggered off where you been
Been out and about....and every time I try to post on here some feckers keep phoning me "oooooo popular then | |||
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"Evening...I'm back
Good, think it was a good time to come back!
Yeah it seems you've all buggered off where you been
Been out and about....and every time I try to post on here some feckers keep phoning me oooooo popular then"Only when they want something | |||
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