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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just seen on local updates a guy wanting watersports with cpls and ladies, fair play I here you say.

But he also added,

I'll piss on single blokes too.

Now that's an offer Im struggling hard to resist, it's not that he'll piss on me, it's that as a single bloke, I'm his last choice of people to piss on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you sure he didn't say "all over"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Actually I've just checked,

It says, I'll piss on single men as well.

Kind of makes you feel special doesn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually I've just checked,

It says, I'll piss on single men as well.

Kind of makes you feel special doesn't it. "

Dunno, I don't have a penis!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Actually I've just checked,

It says, I'll piss on single men as well.

Kind of makes you feel special doesn't it.

Dunno, I don't have a penis! "

Ah, you see you're at the too of the list to be pissed on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Top not too

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By *orticiaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

It’s the romance in the language that conjures up such a beautiful picture ...

Oh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually I've just checked,

It says, I'll piss on single men as well.

Kind of makes you feel special doesn't it.

Dunno, I don't have a penis! "

Thanks to science..now you can have one

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By *arkside2698Man  over a year ago

luton

I think that's quite a charitable offer considering you aren't even on fire!

You aren't on fire are you, OP???

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think that's quite a charitable offer considering you aren't even on fire!

You aren't on fire are you, OP??? "

Ooh good point, I'm not, but I might have been.

I feel such a fool now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh i so love being a last resort lol.

Hope he doesn't piss with a hard on.... it will go everywhere.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Would you piss on him if he was on fire?

Maybe he's on the lash and has plenty to go around?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

dont men piss all over the place anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont men piss all over the place anyway "

Nah that's them gushers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mostly men piss on the toilet seat, so maybe he wants to use you as target practice OP XXX

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