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"turns the music up lets party" Gosh you're quick off the mark Voddy  | |||
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"turns the music up lets party" Got any food left?  | |||
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"turns the music up lets party Gosh you're quick off the mark Voddy "i was ready this time  | |||
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"turns the music up lets party Got any food left? "lots help urself | |||
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"turns the music up lets party Got any food left? lots help urself"Ooh...yum..  | |||
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"turns the music up lets party Got any food left? lots help urself"Tasty snacks and brandy that's a bad combo | |||
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"turns the music up lets party Got any food left? lots help urself
Tasty snacks and brandy that's a bad combo "I don't like brandy, but I love the snacks | |||
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"I need knocking out... Lol "It's horrible when you can't sleep  | |||
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"Surely not... "Surely not what..... | |||
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"I need knocking out... Lol
It's horrible when you can't sleep "Always seem to get it Sundays and Tuesdays for some bizarre reason | |||
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"I need knocking out... Lol
It's horrible when you can't sleep
Always seem to get it Sundays and Tuesdays for some bizarre reason "Bless you, lovely  | |||
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"I need knocking out... Lol
It's horrible when you can't sleep
Always seem to get it Sundays and Tuesdays for some bizarre reason "Luck for you getting it lol. Ohh you meant not sleeping | |||
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"I need knocking out... Lol
It's horrible when you can't sleep
Always seem to get it Sundays and Tuesdays for some bizarre reason "try reading | |||
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"I need knocking out... Lol
It's horrible when you can't sleep
Always seem to get it Sundays and Tuesdays for some bizarre reason
Luck for you getting it lol.
Ohh you meant not sleeping "Yeah... Chance would be a fine thing on getting it | |||
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"I need knocking out... Lol
It's horrible when you can't sleep
Always seem to get it Sundays and Tuesdays for some bizarre reason try reading"Doesn't make any difference... I've even had a tablet which usually helps but is doing bugger all tonight... Hallelujah and all that poop | |||
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"Ok my lovely forum friends, off to noddyland, hopefully...Na night, sleep tight etc etc! See ya all the morrow. Everyone on their best behaviour xxx"Nighty night sleep tight don't let them bed bugs bite xx | |||
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"Ok my lovely forum friends, off to noddyland, hopefully...Na night, sleep tight etc etc! See ya all the morrow. Everyone on their best behaviour xxx"Its working everyone's leaving lol | |||
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"Morning all god had better get this place cleaned up before MD gets out of clink can see her there demanding coffee out a machine and lightly done toast" Tut...I'll get the broom, Voddy.. | |||
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"Morning all god had better get this place cleaned up before MD gets out of clink can see her there demanding coffee out a machine and lightly done toast Tut...I'll get the broom, Voddy.." morning sami I've ur coffee as I knew ud be along | |||
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"Morning all god had better get this place cleaned up before MD gets out of clink can see her there demanding coffee out a machine and lightly done toast Tut...I'll get the broom, Voddy..morning sami I've ur coffee as I knew ud be along" Ah you're an Angel, thank you .....That's not her knocking at the door is it?.....Just ignore it, she'll have to wait.... | |||
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"Good Morning All..... very excited today "Ooh morning! Why you excited? | |||
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The ringleader was this fecking big donkey decked fecker....I mean come on he had a little tutu on and a g string with this big fecking thing dangling down! But the weirdest thing was they were all singing fecking Opera songs and riding pink push bikes  ....lead on by donkey dick drag artist ffs.
Voddy}}}... did you slip something in my drink? | |||
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Someone.pinch me to see if I'm awake ffs | |||
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"Fecking state of the place for fecks sake....shit I've just looked out the back and it's full of pink bikes
Someone.pinch me to see if I'm awake ffs" Morning Mistress | |||
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"Jeez I went for a quiet night to a B+B in Redcar last night. The place was full of fecking tvs on bikes
The ringleader was this fecking big donkey decked fecker....I mean come on he had a little tutu on and a g string with this big fecking thing dangling down! But the weirdest thing was they were all singing fecking Opera songs and riding pink push bikes ....lead on by donkey dick drag artist ffs.
Voddy}}}... did you slip something in my drink? "Wozn't me sounds like you had a great time | |||
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"Fecking state of the place for fecks sake....shit I've just looked out the back and it's full of pink bikes
Someone.pinch me to see if I'm awake ffs
Morning Mistress "Jeez you made me jump with that....I thought cosmos had sneaked back in
Morning sami | |||
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"Jeez I went for a quiet night to a B+B in Redcar last night. The place was full of fecking tvs on bikes
The ringleader was this fecking big donkey decked fecker....I mean come on he had a little tutu on and a g string with this big fecking thing dangling down! But the weirdest thing was they were all singing fecking Opera songs and riding pink push bikes ....lead on by donkey dick drag artist ffs.
Voddy}}}... did you slip something in my drink?
Wozn't me sounds like you had a great time "I was weird. ...but donkey dick had a half decent voice | |||
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"Morning all! Welcome back Mistress "Morning maccy and thank you | |||
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"Fecking state of the place for fecks sake....shit I've just looked out the back and it's full of pink bikes
Someone.pinch me to see if I'm awake ffs
Morning Mistress
Jeez you made me jump with that....I thought cosmos had sneaked back in
Morning sami "Haha | |||
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"Morning all! Welcome back Mistress "Morning Maccy I want your lolly! | |||
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"Morning all! Welcome back Mistress
Morning Maccy I want your lolly! "I've stocked the freezer up with them | |||
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"Jeez I went for a quiet night to a B+B in Redcar last night. The place was full of fecking tvs on bikes
The ringleader was this fecking big donkey decked fecker....I mean come on he had a little tutu on and a g string with this big fecking thing dangling down! But the weirdest thing was they were all singing fecking Opera songs and riding pink push bikes ....lead on by donkey dick drag artist ffs.
Voddy}}}... did you slip something in my drink? "that was mr nelson | |||
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"Morning all! Welcome back Mistress
Morning Maccy I want your lolly!
I've stocked the freezer up with them "Mmmm....I might sneak in when you're out, leave the door unlocked | |||
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"well well look what the cats dragged in you do realise you have been on national telly this morning and in the papers theres more coverage of you than the ntas and you on a pink bike ringing your bell shouting tally ho" Yeah I saw that Voddy | |||
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"Jeez I went for a quiet night to a B+B in Redcar last night. The place was full of fecking tvs on bikes
The ringleader was this fecking big donkey decked fecker....I mean come on he had a little tutu on and a g string with this big fecking thing dangling down! But the weirdest thing was they were all singing fecking Opera songs and riding pink push bikes ....lead on by donkey dick drag artist ffs.
Voddy}}}... did you slip something in my drink? that was mr nelson"Yes and he's buggered off now, leaving us girls to deal with the fallout | |||
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"well well look what the cats dragged in you do realise you have been on national telly this morning and in the papers theres more coverage of you than the ntas and you on a pink bike ringing your bell shouting tally ho" That wasn't me....it was feliz he'd nicked my wig while I was away for the night....and all my new Mistress clothes the thieving fecker  | |||
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"Morning all! Welcome back Mistress
Morning Maccy I want your lolly!
I've stocked the freezer up with them
Mmmm....I might sneak in when you're out, leave the door unlocked "Oh yeah...now I know how feliz got in | |||
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"Jeez I went for a quiet night to a B+B in Redcar last night. The place was full of fecking tvs on bikes
The ringleader was this fecking big donkey decked fecker....I mean come on he had a little tutu on and a g string with this big fecking thing dangling down! But the weirdest thing was they were all singing fecking Opera songs and riding pink push bikes ....lead on by donkey dick drag artist ffs.
Voddy}}}... did you slip something in my drink? that was mr nelson"It's been one big plot to defame me....I'm innocent I tell ya! | |||
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"Jeez I went for a quiet night to a B+B in Redcar last night. The place was full of fecking tvs on bikes
The ringleader was this fecking big donkey decked fecker....I mean come on he had a little tutu on and a g string with this big fecking thing dangling down! But the weirdest thing was they were all singing fecking Opera songs and riding pink push bikes ....lead on by donkey dick drag artist ffs.
Voddy}}}... did you slip something in my drink? that was mr nelson
It's been one big plot to defame me....I'm innocent I tell ya! "yeah like those innocent smoothies | |||
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"Jeez I went for a quiet night to a B+B in Redcar last night. The place was full of fecking tvs on bikes
The ringleader was this fecking big donkey decked fecker....I mean come on he had a little tutu on and a g string with this big fecking thing dangling down! But the weirdest thing was they were all singing fecking Opera songs and riding pink push bikes ....lead on by donkey dick drag artist ffs.
Voddy}}}... did you slip something in my drink? that was mr nelson
It's been one big plot to defame me....I'm innocent I tell ya! yeah like those innocent smoothies"Well I have been called a smoothy before | |||
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"well well look what the cats dragged in you do realise you have been on national telly this morning and in the papers theres more coverage of you than the ntas and you on a pink bike ringing your bell shouting tally ho That wasn't me....it was feliz he'd nicked my wig while I was away for the night....and all my new Mistress clothes the thieving fecker "Think he's left the country, someone was spotted at the airport in a corset and long hair, carrying a coffee machine | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him " I reckon he's left the country too, or gone for a ride on a pink bicycle | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him I reckon he's left the country too, or gone for a ride on a pink bicycle "hope he dont get his tackle caught in the gears | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him I reckon he's left the country too, or gone for a ride on a pink bicycle hope he dont get his tackle caught in the gears"Ooh no, we don't want Dash damaged | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him I reckon he's left the country too, or gone for a ride on a pink bicycle hope he dont get his tackle caught in the gears
Ooh no, we don't want Dash damaged "that we dont | |||
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"well well look what the cats dragged in you do realise you have been on national telly this morning and in the papers theres more coverage of you than the ntas and you on a pink bike ringing your bell shouting tally ho That wasn't me....it was feliz he'd nicked my wig while I was away for the night....and all my new Mistress clothes the thieving fecker
Think he's left the country, someone was spotted at the airport in a corset and long hair, carrying a coffee machine "What about my support tights | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him " Hes still looking in Asda for some tights | |||
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"well well look what the cats dragged in you do realise you have been on national telly this morning and in the papers theres more coverage of you than the ntas and you on a pink bike ringing your bell shouting tally ho That wasn't me....it was feliz he'd nicked my wig while I was away for the night....and all my new Mistress clothes the thieving fecker
Think he's left the country, someone was spotted at the airport in a corset and long hair, carrying a coffee machine
What about my support tights "Yep, but they confiscated those at security | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him I reckon he's left the country too, or gone for a ride on a pink bicycle "Or gone fishing in his new tights | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him I reckon he's left the country too, or gone for a ride on a pink bicycle hope he dont get his tackle caught in the gears"That will be the fishing tackle eh | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him I reckon he's left the country too, or gone for a ride on a pink bicycle hope he dont get his tackle caught in the gears
Ooh no, we don't want Dash damaged "Hes safe environment he's got some support  | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him Hes still looking in Asda for some tights "There's some at the airport security | |||
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"well well look what the cats dragged in you do realise you have been on national telly this morning and in the papers theres more coverage of you than the ntas and you on a pink bike ringing your bell shouting tally ho That wasn't me....it was feliz he'd nicked my wig while I was away for the night....and all my new Mistress clothes the thieving fecker
Think he's left the country, someone was spotted at the airport in a corset and long hair, carrying a coffee machine
What about my support tights
Yep, but they confiscated those at security "I told the daft fecker not to wear them over his head | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him Hes still looking in Asda for some tights
There's some at the airport security "Stretched out off fecking shape though | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him Hes still looking in Asda for some tights
There's some at the airport security
Stretched out off fecking shape though "Yeah, got headshapes in them! | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him Hes still looking in Asda for some tights
There's some at the airport security
Stretched out off fecking shape though
Yeah, got headshapes in them! "Yeah but have you seen the size of his conk | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him Hes still looking in Asda for some tights
There's some at the airport security
Stretched out off fecking shape though
Yeah, got headshapes in them!
Yeah but have you seen the size of his conk "Haha, have you spelt that right? | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him Hes still looking in Asda for some tights
There's some at the airport security
Stretched out off fecking shape though
Yeah, got headshapes in them!
Yeah but have you seen the size of his conk
Haha, have you spelt that right? " | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him Hes still looking in Asda for some tights
There's some at the airport security
Stretched out off fecking shape though
Yeah, got headshapes in them!
Yeah but have you seen the size of his conk
Haha, have you spelt that right?
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"Dash is never around when we need him Hes still looking in Asda for some tights
There's some at the airport security
Stretched out off fecking shape though
Yeah, got headshapes in them!
Yeah but have you seen the size of his conk
Haha, have you spelt that right?
it sure aint a cocktail one"Cocktails?....I've heard you drink straight from the bottle | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him Hes still looking in Asda for some tights
There's some at the airport security
Stretched out off fecking shape though
Yeah, got headshapes in them!
Yeah but have you seen the size of his conk
Haha, have you spelt that right?
it sure aint a cocktail one
Cocktails?....I've heard you drink straight from the bottle "you heard wrong that ruddy mr nelson is s stirring sort him out woman | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him Hes still looking in Asda for some tights
There's some at the airport security
Stretched out off fecking shape though
Yeah, got headshapes in them!
Yeah but have you seen the size of his conk
Haha, have you spelt that right?
it sure aint a cocktail one
Cocktails?....I've heard you drink straight from the bottle you heard wrong that ruddy mr nelson is s stirring sort him out woman"It was dash | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him Hes still looking in Asda for some tights
There's some at the airport security
Stretched out off fecking shape though
Yeah, got headshapes in them!
Yeah but have you seen the size of his conk
Haha, have you spelt that right?
it sure aint a cocktail one
Cocktails?....I've heard you drink straight from the bottle you heard wrong that ruddy mr nelson is s stirring sort him out woman
It was dash "what you sorted dash out no wonder ur walking funny | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him Hes still looking in Asda for some tights
There's some at the airport security
Stretched out off fecking shape though
Yeah, got headshapes in them!
Yeah but have you seen the size of his conk
Haha, have you spelt that right?
it sure aint a cocktail one
Cocktails?....I've heard you drink straight from the bottle you heard wrong that ruddy mr nelson is s stirring sort him out woman
It was dash what you sorted dash out no wonder ur walking funny "It's the tights...he's got them pulled up to high | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him Hes still looking in Asda for some tights
There's some at the airport security
Stretched out off fecking shape though
Yeah, got headshapes in them!
Yeah but have you seen the size of his conk
Haha, have you spelt that right?
it sure aint a cocktail one
Cocktails?....I've heard you drink straight from the bottle you heard wrong that ruddy mr nelson is s stirring sort him out woman
It was dash what you sorted dash out no wonder ur walking funny
It's the tights...he's got them pulled up to high "Could he always sing soprano? | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him Hes still looking in Asda for some tights
There's some at the airport security
Stretched out off fecking shape though
Yeah, got headshapes in them!
Yeah but have you seen the size of his conk
Haha, have you spelt that right?
it sure aint a cocktail one
Cocktails?....I've heard you drink straight from the bottle you heard wrong that ruddy mr nelson is s stirring sort him out woman
It was dash what you sorted dash out no wonder ur walking funny
It's the tights...he's got them pulled up to high
Could he always sing soprano? "He sounds like fecking Barry Gibb | |||
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"Dash is never around when we need him Hes still looking in Asda for some tights
There's some at the airport security
Stretched out off fecking shape though
Yeah, got headshapes in them!
Yeah but have you seen the size of his conk
Haha, have you spelt that right?
it sure aint a cocktail one
Cocktails?....I've heard you drink straight from the bottle you heard wrong that ruddy mr nelson is s stirring sort him out woman
It was dash what you sorted dash out no wonder ur walking funny
It's the tights...he's got them pulled up to high
Could he always sing soprano?
He sounds like fecking Barry Gibb "Haha | |||
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"Here I lie In a lost and lonely part of town Held in time In a world of tears I slowly drown Going home I just can't make it all alone I really why should be holding you, holding you Loving you, loving you Tragedy When the feeling's gone and you can't go on It's tragedy When your balls are tight and you don't know why It's hard to bear With no one to love you You're going nowhere" Haha | |||
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"Here I lie In a lost and lonely part of town Held in time In a world of tears I slowly drown Going home I just can't make it all alone I really why should be holding you, holding you Loving you, loving you Tragedy When the feeling's gone and you can't go on It's tragedy When your balls are tight and you don't know why It's hard to bear With no one to love you You're going nowhere" I can just hear dash's high voice now  | |||
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"Bloody great...I come back off a overnight break and everyone fecks off ".... .... | |||
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"Bloody great...I come back off a overnight break and everyone fecks off
........"And you can fecking stop that to.....just spilt me fecking coffee | |||
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"I'm here... Just about "Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day? | |||
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"Bloody great...I come back off a overnight break and everyone fecks off
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And you can fecking stop that to.....just spilt me fecking coffee "Hehe Soz | |||
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"I'm here... Just about "Hi gorgeous | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?"Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Hi gorgeous "Hiya | |||
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"Bloody great...I come back off a overnight break and everyone fecks off
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And you can fecking stop that to.....just spilt me fecking coffee
Hehe Soz "I'm telling ya....I'm going to get a complex...getting to be a reet thread killer | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely "I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one | |||
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"Bloody great...I come back off a overnight break and everyone fecks off
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And you can fecking stop that to.....just spilt me fecking coffee
Hehe Soz
I'm telling ya....I'm going to get a complex...getting to be a reet thread killer "No that's me, specially at night, I end up talking to myself | |||
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"Bloody great...I come back off a overnight break and everyone fecks off
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And you can fecking stop that to.....just spilt me fecking coffee
Hehe Soz
I'm telling ya....I'm going to get a complex...getting to be a reet thread killer "Whoops hang on maccy's arrived | |||
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"Evening "Evening Maccy | |||
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"Evening "Evening maccy | |||
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"Creeps up behind Mistress and bursts a crisp bag" Bugger you'll be in big trouble | |||
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"Bloody great...I come back off a overnight break and everyone fecks off
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And you can fecking stop that to.....just spilt me fecking coffee
Hehe Soz
I'm telling ya....I'm going to get a complex...getting to be a reet thread killer
Whoops hang on maccy's arrived "Shit then _oddy comes and scares the fecking life out a me | |||
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"Creeps up behind Mistress and bursts a crisp bag" Fecker...I was just fluttering my eyes ffs | |||
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"Bloody great...I come back off a overnight break and everyone fecks off
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And you can fecking stop that to.....just spilt me fecking coffee
Hehe Soz
I'm telling ya....I'm going to get a complex...getting to be a reet thread killer
Whoops hang on maccy's arrived "You are like a babe magnet,Mistress, they're all flooding in now you're back...or they've all just finished dinner | |||
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"Bloody great...I come back off a overnight break and everyone fecks off
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And you can fecking stop that to.....just spilt me fecking coffee
Hehe Soz
I'm telling ya....I'm going to get a complex...getting to be a reet thread killer
Whoops hang on maccy's arrived
Shit then _oddy comes and scares the fecking life out a me "Aw shite now Feliz has come to spread more lies | |||
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"Hi all, I've been away for a few days, not sure if I left my laptop turned on??? That b.....d of an evil twin brother of mine wasn't on here last night , was he? "Pffffft....yeah right..... | |||
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"Hi all, I've been away for a few days, not sure if I left my laptop turned on??? That b.....d of an evil twin brother of mine wasn't on here last night , was he? "Your not getting away that fecking easy | |||
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"Bloody great...I come back off a overnight break and everyone fecks off
........
And you can fecking stop that to.....just spilt me fecking coffee
Hehe Soz
I'm telling ya....I'm going to get a complex...getting to be a reet thread killer
Whoops hang on maccy's arrived
You are like a babe magnet,Mistress, they're all flooding in now you're back...or they've all just finished dinner "That pretty lass from up north must still be eating eh | |||
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"Hi all, I've been away for a few days, not sure if I left my laptop turned on??? That b.....d of an evil twin brother of mine wasn't on here last night , was he?
Your not getting away that fecking easy "Well if you are going to pimp me out at least pay me, I did not even get a coffee and spent an hour convincing the local press to go and follow your excursion last night | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother" Me thinks _oddy would know eh | |||
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"Hi all, I've been away for a few days, not sure if I left my laptop turned on??? That b.....d of an evil twin brother of mine wasn't on here last night , was he?
Your not getting away that fecking easy
Well if you are going to pimp me out at least pay me, I did not even get a coffee and spent an hour convincing the local press to go and follow your excursion last night"see told you you were on TV and in the papers today even made the times mistress | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh "Vodddddy..... | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh
Vodddddy....."Ooh you're there, didn't mean to shout... | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh "know what | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh
Vodddddy....."sammmmmiiiiiiii | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what "Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... | |||
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"Bloody great...I come back off a overnight break and everyone fecks off
........
And you can fecking stop that to.....just spilt me fecking coffee
Hehe Soz
I'm telling ya....I'm going to get a complex...getting to be a reet thread killer
Whoops hang on maccy's arrived
You are like a babe magnet,Mistress, they're all flooding in now you're back...or they've all just finished dinner "Fajitas!
*lolls on sofa on like a walrus* | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... "Evil twin, get it right...evil twin | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... "ah that I can answer it wernt his twin | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin"Snitch! | |||
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"Hi all, I've been away for a few days, not sure if I left my laptop turned on??? That b.....d of an evil twin brother of mine wasn't on here last night , was he?
Your not getting away that fecking easy
Well if you are going to pimp me out at least pay me, I did not even get a coffee and spent an hour convincing the local press to go and follow your excursion last night"Ah OK I'll make you a latte next time your in the boro | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin"Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... "I it was his triplet brother | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one "Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy | |||
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"Just had my speciality Jerusalem artichoke slimming soup...absolutely delicious. .burp "Oh no..not artichokes.... | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Snitch! "She spotted that little spot on your co*k. And yep I spelt it right sami | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother". There can't possibly be three of them! | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Snitch!
She spotted that little spot on your co*k. And yep I spelt it right sami "Haha | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy "Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Snitch!
She spotted that little spot on your co*k. And yep I spelt it right sami "Get it right MD, its a little co.k on my spot!...MD????? suddenly you remind me of that character from Reginald Perrin ''I didn't get where I am today!!!!' | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!"Have they all got big co*k | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Snitch!
She spotted that little spot on your co*k. And yep I spelt it right sami
Get it right MD, its a little co.k on my spot!...MD????? suddenly you remind me of that character from Reginald Perrin ''I didn't get where I am today!!!!'"Ah you've lost me as I've only seen Rigsby | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up"I only unzip it when I wanna get out of it and in my pj's | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up"I never have zip trouble
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!
Have they all got big co*k "Yes, have they?...... | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I only unzip it when I wanna get out of it and in my pj's "I get into my little nightie | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!
Have they all got big co*k
Yes, have they?...... "shush sami eenies in the house and shes after a big one | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I never have zip trouble
"Haha
But you would if I tied the back of your corset | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!
Have they all got big co*k
Yes, have they?...... shush sami eenies in the house and shes after a big one"Just the one...???
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I only unzip it when I wanna get out of it and in my pj's
I get into my little nightie"What your black negligent | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Snitch!
She spotted that little spot on your co*k. And yep I spelt it right sami
Get it right MD, its a little co.k on my spot!...MD????? suddenly you remind me of that character from Reginald Perrin ''I didn't get where I am today!!!!'
Ah you've lost me as I've only seen Rigsby "In the mirror? | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!
Have they all got big co*k
Yes, have they?...... shush sami eenies in the house and shes after a big one"Oi oi, saveloy | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!
Have they all got big co*k
Yes, have they?...... shush sami eenies in the house and shes after a big one" | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!
Have they all got big co*k
Yes, have they?...... shush sami eenies in the house and shes after a big one
Oi oi, saveloy "oi oi cocktail sausage | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!
Have they all got big co*k
Yes, have they?...... "Ahem! You are confusing 'having one; and 'being one'.... how I wish it were the other way around | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I only unzip it when I wanna get out of it and in my pj's
I get into my little nightie
What your black negligent "Who's been blabbing | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Snitch!
She spotted that little spot on your co*k. And yep I spelt it right sami
Get it right MD, its a little co.k on my spot!...MD????? suddenly you remind me of that character from Reginald Perrin ''I didn't get where I am today!!!!'
Ah you've lost me as I've only seen Rigsby
In the mirror? "Tw*t | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I only unzip it when I wanna get out of it and in my pj's
I get into my little nightie
What your black negligent
Who's been blabbing "My lips are sealed....  It was the cat | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!
Have they all got big co*k
Yes, have they?...... shush sami eenies in the house and shes after a big one
Oi oi, saveloy oi oi cocktail sausage "I'll have you know I have a extra large chipolata | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!
Have they all got big co*k
Yes, have they?......
Ahem! You are confusing 'having one; and 'being one'.... how I wish it were the other way around "Aw, never mind, I'm sure you have a nice personality... | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I never have zip trouble
Haha
But you would if I tied the back of your corset "Now this I believe! ''Look better then me in a corset...how dare you'' pulls tighter 'Grrrrr ' pulls tighter 'Grrrr!! | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!
Have they all got big co*k
Yes, have they?......
Ahem! You are confusing 'having one; and 'being one'.... how I wish it were the other way around
Aw, never mind, I'm sure you have a nice personality... "Someone pass the vomit bucket please | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I never have zip trouble
Haha
But you would if I tied the back of your corset
Now this I believe! ''Look better then me in a corset...how dare you'' pulls tighter 'Grrrrr ' pulls tighter 'Grrrr!!"Who bin blabbing this time | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I only unzip it when I wanna get out of it and in my pj's
I get into my little nightie
What your black negligent
Who's been blabbing
My lips are sealed....
It was the cat "I haven't got one yet | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!
Have they all got big co*k
Yes, have they?......
Ahem! You are confusing 'having one; and 'being one'.... how I wish it were the other way around
Aw, never mind, I'm sure you have a nice personality...
Someone pass the vomit bucket please "There a lot of folk with a high self score on that one | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I only unzip it when I wanna get out of it and in my pj's
I get into my little nightie
What your black negligent
Who's been blabbing
My lips are sealed....
It was the cat
I haven't got one yet "You don't have a pussy?.... | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!
Have they all got big co*k
Yes, have they?......
Ahem! You are confusing 'having one; and 'being one'.... how I wish it were the other way around
Aw, never mind, I'm sure you have a nice personality...
Someone pass the vomit bucket please
There a lot of folk with a high self score on that one "Not as high as mine, I bet! | |||
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"Just had my speciality Jerusalem artichoke slimming soup...absolutely delicious. .burp
Oh no..not artichokes...."Feck my guts have just found out what you meant | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I only unzip it when I wanna get out of it and in my pj's
I get into my little nightie
What your black negligent
Who's been blabbing
My lips are sealed....
It was the cat
I haven't got one yet
You don't have a pussy?.... "No but I'm thinking of getting one | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!
Have they all got big co*k
Yes, have they?......
Ahem! You are confusing 'having one; and 'being one'.... how I wish it were the other way around
Aw, never mind, I'm sure you have a nice personality...
Someone pass the vomit bucket please
There a lot of folk with a high self score on that one
Not as high as mine, I bet! "I haven't dared to go back and look since my last comment in there | |||
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"Just had my speciality Jerusalem artichoke slimming soup...absolutely delicious. .burp
Oh no..not artichokes....
Feck my guts have just found out what you meant "Blurgh.... | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I only unzip it when I wanna get out of it and in my pj's
I get into my little nightie
What your black negligent
Who's been blabbing
My lips are sealed....
It was the cat
I haven't got one yet
You don't have a pussy?....
No but I'm thinking of getting one "Oh how lovely... | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!
Have they all got big co*k
Yes, have they?......
Ahem! You are confusing 'having one; and 'being one'.... how I wish it were the other way around
Aw, never mind, I'm sure you have a nice personality...
Someone pass the vomit bucket please
There a lot of folk with a high self score on that one
Not as high as mine, I bet!
I haven't dared to go back and look since my last comment in there "Just looked, I like your last comment | |||
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"Just had my speciality Jerusalem artichoke slimming soup...absolutely delicious. .burp
Oh no..not artichokes....
Feck my guts have just found out what you meant
Blurgh.... "They are playing a funny kinda tune | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!
Have they all got big co*k
Yes, have they?......
Ahem! You are confusing 'having one; and 'being one'.... how I wish it were the other way around
Aw, never mind, I'm sure you have a nice personality...
Someone pass the vomit bucket please
There a lot of folk with a high self score on that one
Not as high as mine, I bet!
I haven't dared to go back and look since my last comment in there "Now, now mistress....you know the new rule....pause, re-read, then press 'post message' | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I only unzip it when I wanna get out of it and in my pj's
I get into my little nightie
What your black negligent
Who's been blabbing
My lips are sealed....
It was the cat
I haven't got one yet
You don't have a pussy?....
No but I'm thinking of getting one "you seen the consultant yet about it | |||
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"No, no really! He's a dark one is my evil twin brother Me thinks _oddy would know eh know what
Feliz reckons it was his twin in the room last night.... ah that I can answer it wernt his twin
Thank you Voddy Ok. Feliz...truth... I it was his triplet brother
. There can't possibly be three of them!
Have they all got big co*k
Yes, have they?......
Ahem! You are confusing 'having one; and 'being one'.... how I wish it were the other way around
Aw, never mind, I'm sure you have a nice personality...
Someone pass the vomit bucket please
There a lot of folk with a high self score on that one
Not as high as mine, I bet!
I haven't dared to go back and look since my last comment in there
Just looked, I like your last comment "I had a hotel on standby | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I only unzip it when I wanna get out of it and in my pj's
I get into my little nightie
What your black negligent
Who's been blabbing
My lips are sealed....
It was the cat
I haven't got one yet
You don't have a pussy?....
No but I'm thinking of getting one you seen the consultant yet about it"From the fecking cat shelter | |||
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"Just had my speciality Jerusalem artichoke slimming soup...absolutely delicious. .burp
Oh no..not artichokes....
Feck my guts have just found out what you meant
Blurgh.... "This has gone right over my head, can someone PM me with breast pics and an explanation....who am I kidding! PM breast pics and I won't care | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I only unzip it when I wanna get out of it and in my pj's
I get into my little nightie
What your black negligent
Who's been blabbing
My lips are sealed....
It was the cat
I haven't got one yet
You don't have a pussy?....
No but I'm thinking of getting one you seen the consultant yet about it
From the fecking cat shelter "Can anyone else picture Mistress with a mangy pussy .....this I may regret | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I only unzip it when I wanna get out of it and in my pj's
I get into my little nightie
What your black negligent
Who's been blabbing
My lips are sealed....
It was the cat
I haven't got one yet
You don't have a pussy?....
No but I'm thinking of getting one you seen the consultant yet about it
From the fecking cat shelter "Aha...lovely... Cats bum... | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I only unzip it when I wanna get out of it and in my pj's
I get into my little nightie
What your black negligent
Who's been blabbing
My lips are sealed....
It was the cat
I haven't got one yet
You don't have a pussy?....
No but I'm thinking of getting one you seen the consultant yet about it
From the fecking cat shelter "no you daft fecker the consultant for your operation | |||
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"Just had my speciality Jerusalem artichoke slimming soup...absolutely delicious. .burp
Oh no..not artichokes....
Feck my guts have just found out what you meant
Blurgh....
This has gone right over my head, can someone PM me with breast pics and an explanation....who am I kidding! PM breast pics and I won't care "You've got maccy coming in man...what more do you want | |||
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"Just had my speciality Jerusalem artichoke slimming soup...absolutely delicious. .burp
Oh no..not artichokes....
Feck my guts have just found out what you meant
Blurgh....
This has gone right over my head, can someone PM me with breast pics and an explanation....who am I kidding! PM breast pics and I won't care "I think you're losing the plot...can you send the other brother back in please. | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I only unzip it when I wanna get out of it and in my pj's
I get into my little nightie
What your black negligent
Who's been blabbing
My lips are sealed....
It was the cat
I haven't got one yet
You don't have a pussy?....
No but I'm thinking of getting one you seen the consultant yet about it
From the fecking cat shelter
Can anyone else picture Mistress with a mangy pussy.....this I may regret"It cleared up with the antibiotics | |||
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"I'm here... Just about
Evening eenie. ..did you enjoy your corset day?
Bit impractical bending over to do filing but other than that it was lovely
I always feel like I've got a fecking poker stuck up me ass when I wear one
Oh I love it especially the zipper... Makes it so comfy
Ah but if your wearing it right...once you open that zip...the fecker won't zip back up
I only unzip it when I wanna get out of it and in my pj's
I get into my little nightie
What your black negligent
Who's been blabbing
My lips are sealed....
It was the cat
I haven't got one yet
You don't have a pussy?....
No but I'm thinking of getting one you seen the consultant yet about it
From the fecking cat shelter no you daft fecker the consultant for your operation"Ah that the 30th...disclaimer for anyone reading this in years to come. It is not for a pussy job!! | |||
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